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  • I was in a fight... his friends held my hands legs held down...I headbutted the guys fist when he tried to punch me.....

  • bull shit

  • im 13 and if someone tried to steal the car while im in it ,i would be all like no punch master PUNCH ! mother fucker

  • wouldnt you just let him drive off with you the parent shouldve leave the fucking kid on its own

  • im shure the man was an illeagle immigrant!!!

  • Just Kick Him In The Balls

  • you are a bag of douche

  • the most boring 4 minutes of my life

  • I meant "I'm", "because", and "it is".

  • 1. Jump out and run into the clostest safe building.

    2. Fucking retarded!

    'm sorry. I just felt like cussing becuase is it retarded!

  • There were these thieves that broke into my auntys house and tried to steal the tv but failed so they took the remote. And that's also bad coz her mum is deaf and needs subtitles.

  • when i was 17 i heard a noise outside my house and i thought someone was trying to break into my car so i got the bat under my bed went outside and hit him in the face unconscious with it. called the cops, they arrested him, true story

  • I've never owned a car and neither have my family. The worst things that happened to me in a vehicle is when I was on a bus sitting infront of two drunk faggots that played their music really loud. And then they shoved they phones into my ears. I screamed at the bus driver and they got carried off the bus.<3

  • broke windows n slashed my tires while in a car iz mesed up

  • im 37 years old and i live at home, last week my dad was taking me home from a hunting trip and we went to the shooting range because i wanted to shoot my 12 gauge shot gun some more and we were going home in his car and i was asleep in the back so im laying down and my dad stops at a store and walks inside and a man walks up and opens the car door and he has a hand gun and i just pump my gun and point it at him and fire a shot out the window and sit there with a man at gun point for 5 mins lol

  • My mom had just bought fresh crispy creams when she went into the bank for a moment. A guy broke into our crappy ass van and didn't bother to MOVE the box of donuts from the driver seat where she left them. He crushed the box with his fat ass -____-. He ran away when he saw my mom.

    When my mom came home and told us what had happened, we were crushed to hear that we had no desert and we couldn't give less of a shit about the car.

  • i would stuff a mokey mokey yugioh card in his mouth and get my dog to rape him in the mouth cuz of the card

  • 1. Punch kid in face.

    2. run away.

    3. Profit???

  • to the parents that leave there kids in the car fuc**ng idiot

  • if somebody treid to steal the car with me in it i would kick them where it hurts XD

  • uh-0h

  • i fell asleep alone in a car with the window oen with the music playing out loud :L

  • i would start pissing all over the place and that would fuck with the guy so much he would leave lol

  • 1. Try to kill the opponent.

    2. Nothing.

  • I drove my motor scooter to school one day and I was walking to it when I saw a kid with it about to drive of so I ran as fast as possible tackled him right as he started driving it and my scooter slide across the road as I began beating the shit out of him good times

  • If I ever see kids alone in a car, I am definitely going to give them that note.

  • the intro convinced me your gay

  • Someone hit my car while it was parked in the parking lot with 5 children including me...I rolled down the window and the bitch drove off for her life...luckily she didnt scratch my car. (: I would've flipped shit!

  • I have a lisence for a gun i would point it at his dick.

  • I was laughing my ass of the whole time lol.

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  • yes im 14 years old and a old guy got in my car with me while i was waiting for my mom to ge out of hot topic, he drove me to his house took me into his basement, and had his way with me and let me go, the next day i saw him get hit by a mac truck. 2 days later i figred out i could fly. And i fell off a building. 2 weeks later I got ubducted by aliens and i was never to be seen agian. Oh yeah and i Din't forget my Laptop in case you were wondering!! (That's how I posted this comment)

  • do kids nead food, LMAO

  • i would bite their balls so hard they came right off

  • @aylissapina ouch why wouldnt u cut them off xD

  • one guy threw a brick at the side window it hit the other side broke off the handle then bounced back into my sisters car seat and the guy just ran off what the F***is that about he didt even steal anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • my mom locked me in the car when i was a babby in a car seat on finch by accadint..but fluffe what we All want to know is...have you fight some one?? if so , Tel the story..!! Thumbs up this so fluffee will see thhis and talk.. cuz fluffeetalks

  • my mom locked me in the car when i was a babby in a car seat on finch by accadint..but fluffe what we All want to know is...have you fight some one?? if so , Tel the story..!!

  • well i went outside to let my dog go to the bathroom, when i saw something was up with my mom' car window, and someone had hit it with something round and left. they stole nothing at all, just hit it and ran. ppl are so mean. :(

  • agian wheres the wats up

  • Oh im latino and security here is like real fucked up.

    When i was 5 with my parents in the car 4 guys with DE came and robbed us.

    Though no one was severly hurt.

  • this guy broke into someones car and he stoll legos

  • When I was 12, my mom left me in the car so she could go into the store (I was asleep). I woke up when this guy got in the car. I reached under my seat, grabbed the tire thing, and bashed his skull in.

  • i would beat him till his own mother couldnt reconize him but of course thats all talk

  • im 13 years old and last week my dad was taking me home from a hunting trip and we went to the shooting range because i wanted to shoot my 12 gauge shot gun some more and we were going home in his car and i was asleep in the back so im laying down and my dad stops at a store and walks inside and a man walks up and opens the car door and he has a hand gun and i just pump my gun and point it at him and fire a shot out the window and sit there with a man at gun point for 5 mins lol

  • @legoincplx4x5  Wow lucky you had your gun

  • @misspandarudy ikr i wish i had it on video his face was priceless he was like PLEASE DONT KILL ME PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT PLEASE DONT SHOOT ME T-T XD

  • @legoincplx4x5 LOL you have to be the epicest 13 year old alive

  • @ihavedarkcharm Thank u very much but at that moment i must have been the most scary 13 year old xD

  • @legoincplx4x5 Your pretty cool,what do you hunt?

  • @legoincplx4x5 You're a legend man.

  • @SubRosaSpear thx =)

  • @legoincplx4x5 bull shit

  • @legoincplx4x5 lol thats awesome because he shoots u u shoot him you shoot him he shoots you he has to surrender sometime

  • @legoincplx4x5 you are a king! fuck boss

  • @14littlenicky Thank you =)

  • @legoincplx4x5 lol your welcome did you shoot him in the balls?

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  • But i have the record for most biggest balls at 12 years old

  • "Love, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Pedophile"

    I'd so buy that shirt XD

  • im one of those kids in the car :[

  • I was racing some of my friends in running down the street and a car backed up and knocked me forwards and then another car ran over my foot when I got back up. Karma at its bitchiest.

  • when I was 19 my ex girlfriend tried to steal my car but when I was chasing after her she hit a bumb she got scared and right when i was behind the car she backed over 3 of my toes...FUCKING painful man

  • When I was 6 yrs old my mom left me in the car to go grab something at walmart and this guy just tried stealing car and while I was opening the door so I can punch him I accidentally hit him with the car door in the face instead and he just fell too the ground and after that I just picked him in the face like seventeen times!!! Hahha that day was my fav!!!

  • tags: weed....what? xD

    

  • i dont want to fight u ...ur ...ur big....

  • u should only leave 12+ that's if u have a car alarm if someone broke into the car as I was in it I'd be "what the hell are u doing in my car this ain't no RPG I'd be the same If someone broke into my house but also I'd be like u can kill me but don't u dare touch my fish also don't rape me and that means even if u kill me I want to be rape free if that makes sense oh by the way want to see this video*shows this very weird thing that u would have to be gay or female*He will never do it agin

  • Lmao from your friendly neighborhood pedophile xD FLUFFEE U ROCK!!!! xS

  • that gurl has alot of kids lol

  • fluffe wasnt kidding he did steal those kids he makes them live under the stairs but one named Roach got out and rns around in the walls

  • I think when I was about 4 or 5 I was left in my mom's car with my older brother and older sister, when this pedophile-looking guy came up to the car, he didn't break in, though, just sorta stared at us through the car window until my mom came out of the store and yelled at him but he randomly ran off. Yah, my childhood was weird. 0_0

  • had my windows busted n tires slashed while in car iz fuked up situation

    

  • No one has ever broken into my car because they no if they do I'll beat the living shit out of them!

  • I have had someone break into my car... Me. XD I left my keys on the passenger seat and had to break the window. But I could have called the fire department of something... O.o'

  • personally, i like being left in the car when my parents go into the grocery store or somethin, i dont wanna go shop? id rather stay in the car and listen to music d: but it is illegal in my town to leave a kid alone in the car if they're 12 or under

  • one time i was visitin my mom in kuntucky it was this year and we went to long john silvers i got mad at my mom so i took off and went outsid e and sat by the car then i was fixing to go bac in when a old black pedifile man was like ill give u a dallar to go up to that red truck over there then my mom walked outside and it wasnt pritte after that

  • @bowden1997

    wow way to be racist why are you een mentioning his race???? I have met all kind of creepy people. WHite, hispanic, green, purple, blue,black. I would never mention their race.

  • I would beg my mom to let me stay in the car(she always took to long), she always locked it though. When I was older she let me have the keys so I could listen to the radio. I'm sure these parents let the kids stay in the car because they ask to.(like me)

  • I would never leave a kid alone in a car but if I did for some odd reason I would at least lock the fkin door . I mean leaving ur car door unlock with a kid in it if fking screaming take me

  • When ever I'm alone in a car everyone out side suddenly becomes a rapist and a pedophile...

  • I went into a gas statation to buy some chips, i seen my car start to drive away, i shot the robber with mt M93 as standard pistol. By the way i'm a cop.

  • my grandmas dad a long time ago some guy ask him for a location and some other guy came through the other door but heard it and kick the dude in the head (causing the other dude fall out) and then he sped off....

  • Its funny because when I was little my mom left me, my older brother, my older sister, and my little sister in the car. Then the cops came to the car and asked us some questions, then the cop waited by the car for my mom to return just the make sure no douche would steal it or us... wait that's not funny.

  • I'm 11 i sit i the car at home hell ive been home alone for a whole day. The whole town knows not to mess with me cuz theey know i will rip their eyes out and break their legs and arms. Oh wait that did happen once. he never made it... and from what i could tell he was 25 at least

  • I'm 11 (an only child btw) and my mum leaves me in the car with the key in so that i can listen to the radio (u can't listen to the radio without the key in with our car), but at least she leaves it locked. Nobody tries to steal it cause it's a crap car.

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  • WARNING: Befor any one gets exited and in this it fake okay! any ways... I was walking back to my car and i saw this guy with a freken PURE LIFE DAME WATER BOTTLE in his hand trying to stick it in the DAME key hole! SO he comes up to me sees the keys in my god dame hand and askes me for them... of course i said yes.... yeaaaa... anyyy ways i got killed and thats why im telling you this story HOLY MOTHER OF SQURILLES!!!

  • beat the shit out of him

  • I once fell half way out of my moms pickup truck when I was three at like 60 mph

  • I honestly lmao when u said "ur a big"

  • I would have punched the crap out of the guy.And they should lock the doors to their cars if they leave their kids in the back,my mom leaves me in the car all the time but im not nine so..wish good luck to the guy thats trying to rob MY CAR :)

  • I guarantee they wont let there kids out of there house ever again

  • Someone tried to steal me FROM my mom's car. It was scary. But personally, I think that if your children are really tiny and breakable, that you definitely shouldn't leave your kids in the car. If they're in their teens and way more responsible then it's alright because they'll have enough sense to lock the doors and roll up the windows and just crank the AC. Shoot, it's hot here in North Carolina.

  • Wait so you stole two kids

  • She had a 9 year old, a 3 year old, a 19 month old, and a 3 moth old???...... Busy lady

  • @TheOffice2212 Actually no. If she were busier she wouldn't have the time to get those started.

  • @MsVintageGeek ummm i doubt that happend

  • i was in the car by myself when i was 10 and this creep came over and the door was open

    he tried to get in so i slammed it shut and broke 3 of his fingers :D

  • I would bite that niggas fingers off

  • i think hes gonna be a good dad

  • if they park really close to the door and the kids are older than nine and know where to hit a man

  • my mom used to always leave me in the car with the key in and the ignition on and once this guy just got into the car and started shouting at me in a foreign language, well i thought it was, anyway when he saw my mom coming out of the store he just ran away and i dont know what happened to him

  • My mom bought a truck.

    Vacationed in Texas.

    Someone stole the truck.

    She Came home.

    Bought another identical truck.

    Someone stole it... AGAIN.

    She she bought another identical truck.

    Someone tried to steal it, so she sold it. Lol

  • haha i knew a guy that always left his car unlocked so i moved the CD player to the backseat, and left the door open so they would freak out and lock their doors for once

  • if this happend to me id punch that little dickhead in the face

  • you know what i'm not gonna make this long.

    if you are a parent that leaves their kids in the car FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

    oh and if they do break into my gran's car i'll say this "Dude are you a fucken retard i'm in the car you can see me outside for gods sake you must the biggest reatard in the world and plus this car doesn't hav any fuel so i'm just gonna make you regret being a retard and call the cops." so basically be calm and pisses that a retard is here

  • Kids need food.

  • He stole the fucking kids  XD he must of been stoned XP

  • if i was the 9 year old i would use the keys as a shank. it might not kill him but it would scare him enough to gtfo

  • if something like that happened to me i would jump on that guy and like bite his neck until his main artery started bleeding and he was like no you have the you have the car wah wah wah wahhh waahhh oh god I'm dying *closes eyes and stops crying* and then the cops would show up and i would be arrested for murder.

  • Someone once stole the radio out of my Dad's Camaro. However, they were nice enough to remove it properly and not screw anything up

  • FLuffee would be the best dad ever!!XD

  • this guy treid to open a locked car well a person was inn it how stupid is that

  • yeah this guy tried to take my hot wheels

  • 1 time my mom went to buy something at a gastaation and she left the car running and a random guy knock one the windo and told her that there was a guy in her car and it was running had her purse in it and he didnt took off thank god he is smart

  • am i the only one that fluffe looks like eric forman from that 70's show

  • @woowoowooyouknowit99 Haha Yeah He Does And Sometimes He Acts A Little Like Him...Just Not As Much Of A Dumbass..lol!

  • @BBgungirl13 lol

  • your mum

  • Me and my dad were walking out of the house when a guy tried breaking in it, his reaction when he noticed us was priceless alone, his words were " Holy shit!" and he ran off down the street.... you think he would have ran up since there were two cop cars at the bottom...

  • i went out to my car and there was some homless guy sleeping in the back seat and im a 16 year old girl so i did the only thing i could think of i took of my shoe and started hitting him with it and after getting him out of my car i went and traded in my car for i different one with a car alarm

  • just last night 3 men robbed my dad's car... they took his wallet. i had to wake up at 5 just because of this REALLY loud police officer at my door :P

  • fuck you give me my car i whould hunt him down

    

  • reminds me of when I was a kid I got slapped in the face by some homeless douche

  • One time me and my brother was fooling around in my dads car when he went to go get some milk and my brother had a stupid idea to honk a horn at some random dude and the guy comes up to our car and says " what's ur problem" and my brother says " I wanted to scare u" and then he says " do that agin and I'll whip the shit out of you and break ur fucking legs" and we were 10 during the time and this guy was like 35

  • " signed your friendly neighborhood petophile" Worlds greatest idead

  • @PrototypePlayer127 are u retarded its pedophile retarded fuck

  • @rocknroll5441 are u missing the entire humour part of your brain?

  • @thwalkingcatastrophe he needs to learn how to fucking spell

  • punching kids in the face is my faavorite hobby...not really...seriously, i was just kidding...LEAVE ME THE FRICK ALONE!!!!! lol

  • I would probably just go into black mode, and wake up to a corpse... like one time when me and my sister were at the beach, my sister wanted to push me down into the icy water, and I didn't want to, so everything just went black, and when I came to (seconds later) I had just slapped my sister so hard that she fell into the water...

  • alright lets get sumthing straight in the first place is this lady on sumthing to leave her 19 and 3 month old babys in the freakin car alone , 2nd of all wen the man trpps on the road why doesnt he gt hit or sumthing is there like no cars on the road cuz for sure if i fell in the middle of the freakin raod i would hav gottin hit or sumthing

  • break their neck... o yea and those parents r retarded.

  • I'd sit in the car and throw every insult at him about how sad he is about stealing the car, then if that didn't work i'd ask him to buy me a Mcdonalds to shut me up from telling the cops who it was. xD

  • It was pretty late when this normal thug with his buddy are going around swipping car stereos. My dad was out having a cigy' when they came toward his truck, somehow didn't see my dad. Got in my dads truck so he comes back in the house grabs his .45 walks out stuffs it in his face and tells him to leave this neighborhood, and never come back.

  • while this guy is blind i am kicking him and punching him (good thing i am a girl) and soon he gets up and starts to run. i yell at him "go away you ******"(i stared it) and he looks back and runs face to a pole. that guy better tell all of his friends not to mess with me! it is weird though becuz my brother took the same class and hes and...orange belt (he was 7 ok) and he was on the floor huddled up.. |

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  • well....this 35 year old man comes in to the car and me my brother and sister where in there. me and my little brother where in the back and my big sister in the front( trust me...the middle child sucks ) and my sister was freaking out. the only thing she did was kick the guy once in the balls. i get out of the car and open the front door, pull this man out and this is where my camo belt and self defence moves come in. i break this guys nose and use the blade move so he is blind for like 5 min.

  • I'd kill if I had to so you know what would happen.

  • i get left i the car all the time when my mom goes to the store but than again im 35 haha jkjk

  • Tht happened to my mom wen she waz a kid. I would b like"FUCKIN DICK HOLE!! I KNOW UR NOT STEALIN MY MOMS CAR!!!! WHO DO U THINK U R!?!?!?!(after i check to make sure he doesnt have a gun)

  • You remind me of RayWilliamJohnson

  • my give a child a note

  • Omg when i was twelve my mom was at the grocery store i was locked in the car in the parking lot, this guy tries to park on the other side but ends up ramming the car i was in (no harm done but still) then he comes knocking at my window trying to get me to open the door to give me his info but i wouldnt so he tries to stick a note to the wipers but i turned them on so he couldnt lolololol!!!!!!!!

  • I was in the car with my grandma and sister and some retard dude came up to us and asked us for 20 bux to get some gas and then he tried to frickin brake in!

    Leaving your child alone in the car under the age of 9 is incredibly stupid and always lock the car...

  • i have been left in a car alone in a car and choked the dude out when i was 5

  • I would say loudly

    "I WILL MOTHER FUCKING KILL YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!"

    Then he'd be all like "Oh my god! A scycopath! AH!!!"

  • I think its okay to leave your kids in the car if its locked and you have the keys on you. Oh and the windows have to be rolled up.

  • @RayLuvsZombiez Good plan let them die of heat exhaustion, incredibly stupid.

  • @DeliZombie

    How long do you plan to be in the store exactly? They won't die of heat exhaustion in five minutes. You could have had the a/c on before and it could still be cool in the car. Yes. So INCREDIBLY STUPID! Smh

  • do kids need food? lmao

  • lol BAAAAM TAKE THAT BITCH

  • OMG where is my coke

  • yes i was going to a hockey game and some guy came up to me and said give me 50 bucks so i kicked him and he chased me and the security guard pepper sprayed him. thats what you get motherfucker!

  • little kids should not be in cars alone

  • OMG yes i whent to the sor and got me a brand new AK47 7.62 x 45 nato right i was goin home with it in the pasenger seat out of teh case cut i like to rub it with both of my hands goin 75mph but i stoped at a red light and this litte shit tried to rob my car in the middle of the fukin day opend my door saw the gun and was like ... ... ... ... ... o shit. and ran like hell ROTFLMAO

  • My two biggest fears about cars are getting t-boned by somebody an having someone break into my car. I would freak out if either happened.

  • If a guy tried to steal my moms car with me in it I would fucking falcon punch his nuts

  • I used to live in a couple neighborhoods where car shopping was kinda commonplace, and once I had a bowl taken from my glovebox. The change was still in the little change holder though, so I guess they knew what they wanted. That note idea is hilarious though, I would totally do that if I had good reason lol. And I don't trust kids enough to leave them alone near my things, so no I'd never leave a kid alone in a car.

  • yes if this actully happen i will be throwen a tantrum and oomg screaming to death and everythin and uis a phetiphile was trying to attack me i will be having a bbe gun and shoot him in the face

  • When I was 16, some 45 year old man was driving around staring at me all creepy like. When I parked and ran into the grocery store for 5 mins, I came back out and saw that he'd parked next to me and was standing next to my car staring into the backseat... but I don't think he was trying to steal my car. I think he was just a pervert. When he saw me coming, he got back in his car, and started asking me if i wanted to go somewhere "just me and him." and when i said no, he asked "why, u married?"

  • i like the letter idea actually

  • My parents left me in the car alone when they went into a store b4. they always looked disappointed when they came back and saw me tho..why would they be sad that theyre car wasnt stolen? stupid parents...

  • @NoBiggyItsZanii i guess they hate you

  • One time my mom left me in the car with my baby bro and this guy tried to take the car and I was like "I dare you to try and steal our car" and he ignored me so I jumped out if the car and kicked the guy in the nuts and socked him in the nose

  • Someone tried to hijack my car once. I told him I knew where he lived and I would kill him. Oh yeah, and I got banned off Xbox Live after.

  • You forgot to say: Hey Wassup at the beggining again..

  • if anyone ever trys to break into my car,hurt my friends,or break into mine or my neighbors house, i will kill them. so i dare anybody to try.

  • parent should give kids shotguns. try to rape a kid with no balls mr. pedophile

  • lol 1:50 the punch me family

  • Someone once stole my dads headlights when we at a swimming pool

  • i would use my fucking awesomr ninja movies. hi-ya BITCH U JUST GOT PWNED and drive over theirr ass and b like OWNED BITCH CYA

  • ok so this man try to steal my dads and my grandads ca

  • My brother and i were in his car and some random freak jumped onto the front grabbing the wipers....My brother then sped up n hit a wall and he fell off....next thing we know hes chasing the car and a cop comes out of nowhere and then my brother drove away....

  • this isn't about me but i live in Montgomery, Alabama and it's pretty dangerous on the west side of town. a few friends and i were hanging out one night when we saw a huge black guy chasing down a car driving down the street. he was running alongside the car and was trying to punch the window out. he didn't get it but it was pretty funny to watch.