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  • ...where da bush? ROFL

  • Hahahahahahaha

  • skys voice is cracking right around 2:20 lol. Reminds me of a tantrum, "I don't WANT art, I want PORN!!!!"

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  • HAHAHAH nice sandals skyy(:

  • Lmao

  • LMFAO!!

  • have you ever see a guy rubbing off in front of mona lisa?--skyjohn

  • only sky cant pull off a nice dress shirt and flip flops

  • Where da bush

  • lmfaoo skyyy its okay sky shit happens, actually it happens the moment you thought of getting a magazine, fuck that... there is something called the internet ;D

  • thumbs up for skyy's nice dress clothes with flip flops! lmao

  • duuude how old are you? rubbin' to a magazine? xD *LOL*

  • Love the episode, man! :)

  • hahaha you're the funniest guy ever!

  • Silk cloth now that's classy

  • WTF playboy

    there is more man pictures (ads and other crap) in playboy than boobs.

  • first 30 seconds best time of my life lmfao

  • no complete ass shot? goddman shame

  • Lol all formal and shit yet u have sandlots on xD

  • @skyyjohn "You can't rub to a side angle.." ROFL! You are one funny bastard...

  • Playboy is nothing but a titty mag nowadays. Gotta get some good hardcore mags to see good bush! ;)

  • I THOUGHT U DONT PAY FOR PORN..LOL???ITS EVEN WORSE CAUSE I DONT CONSIDER PLAYBOY PORN&JUST NUDE ARTISTIC PHOTOS..LOL.HOW MUCH DID IT COST U..lol???

  • I'm mad he paid ten dollars for that magazine...lol

  • 0:50 *turns pages in panic* - "where the bush?"

    LMAO!!

  • Repeat everything you just said to the clerk you bought the magazine from and demand a refund.

  • So pissed off he didn't say "adios mi gente nos vemos" Haha

  • is it me skyy or did i just see you in a Verizon NFL commercial...

  • I agree Skyy!! WTF.... The Bastards wanna see the Bush

  • I have humor my friend!! but we should be able to share thought and discuss what is right and wrong! You an entertainer. I have nothing against you.

  • After the shit she's done, you wouldn't want to see her bush, seriously.

  • Nice tits but bush

  • Sounds pretty close to her Maxim spread

  • you know what skyyjohn? because she has a dick.

  • Epic vid

  • you mean bush minus the bush!

  • this is the perfect portrait of a pervert, ladies catch the d*ck

  • I see better pixelated

  • looks like beans has found his calling..

  • so you dropped the celibacy thing...

    willpower!

  • You are to stressed man. I dont need a too fast talking American to tell anything about entertaintment or home mad philosophy.

    I wish you a non stressed Chistmas

  • @hklausen You must be the dumbest or least humor sensitive person on the planet. You do know he's messing around rightttttt???

  • hahahahhahah sky you the man xD

  • irl shes covered in freckels

  • you rub your balls on this, its gonna feel like christmas. LMFAO...where dus he come up with ths shit

  • house slippers lol

  • Where *is* the bush?

    

  • For the money that she got paid for that shoot she could have at least did one full frontal pose. I'm glad I viewed the leaked photos on line instead of buying the book now.

  • in front of the mona lisa rubbing in out... LOL sky you are fucking hilarious

  • Lindsay Lohan?....Really? Smh

  • skyjohn u are by far 1 of the most funniest people i seen on youtube, as we would say in serbian ti si jebeni kralj :)

    respect :)

  • awwww im sorry. feel bad for you

  • Haha :-)

  • like come on skyy, playboy is a good magazine with good articles and some chicks, thats it:)

  • shirt , tie and flip flops. epic ;)

  • what you expect skyy it's playboy, not hustler! ..... In like flynn baby!!!

  • loooool monaliza

  • skyy u should have waited a moment when u said WHERE THE BUSH ,? that would have been perfect timing, was still good tho,,,

  • Lmao xD

  • haha :D 

  • Lmfao!! xD poor Skyy has blue balls.

    Love you Skyy you made my day again hahaha

  • Skyy you look like a priest

  • skyy, thats why i havent looked at a playboy since the 90's! penthouse and hustler is where it at!

  • As an aside, if we let SOPA pass, we'll all be buying porn mags all over again.

  • I made all of my friends start watching Sky again for this. Wonderful.

  • best episode ever sky make the shit where the bush?

  • Shit had me on the floor lmaoo

  • it was very disappointing she looked soo old

  • i bet you can clean them if you try, lol

    

  • This guys freaking hilarious!

  • haha, nice slippers

  • who knew vin diesel had a younger brother?

  • she looked good back in the day when she had red hair haha before the drugs and the hair dye

  • they tricked you skyy!

  • Does ANYONE find Lindsey Lohan attractive?!

  • LMFAO

  • lol

    

  • You actually bought the issue?!?!? It's all over the internet =P

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhilarious

  • Where the bush!!!!!!!!!! LOL

  • PREACH!

  • Look sky, if you want porn...

    just google it...

    if you want artsy porn that even women feel glamorous to be in now...

    your going for playboy...

    things change man...

    on the other hand...

    porn is free now

    I say...we win...

  • @BrutusAlbion it's just an entertainment show dude, its all just humor

  • $10 ? GTFOH!

    yep sexual objectification at its worst. i swear if it werent for the title i would have no idea you were talking about a human being

  • can't rub off to art!

  • feel like CHRISMUS! hahahah

  • sky i feel your pain, playboy brazil during 7 years was like that too,lots of famous actress modeling,and no bush,becouse they didnt want to show, then why the fuck acept money to pose NAKED ! naked is not behind sheets,hands or pillows.naked is EXPOSURE !

  • Almost every single thing he said is fuckin hilarious!

  • Thos pics of here aren't that great .... she doesn't look that good .... I remember back in the day , when infamous people made pics with marvellous skin and nice canyon shots ;) ;)

  • HAHA

  • who buys magazines these days anyway

  • @suiram4u yeah, i print that shit most of the time.

  • @suiram4u what part of 0:14 you don't understand?

  • his expression killed me xD

  • Why did you blurr your hand? What the fuck?

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  • I thought playboy was about the articles

  • lol hahaha disapointment

  • rubbing off to the mona lisa got me 

  • UWHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! HAHAHAHAHA OMG!!

  • where da bush :L

  • "You can't rub to side angle!"

  • well Playboy is softcore

  • WHERE THE BUSH?

    

  • lol

  • Haha. He snappin righteously.

  • Disappointing it blured!

  • Skyy, I'm not one for watching rants but your shit is funny as hell. *hint*

  • Fuck mags go to tumblr

  • is skyy genuinely upset?? :)

  • laughed really hard after 2:13 :D 

  • "you rub your balls on this ... feel like Christmas!" looooolll

  • this marilyn monroe style is also shit

  • I want my fucking money back !!!

  • 0:52 is all you waiting :)

  • i agree

  • oh my goodness, I died when you said "Where da bush"

    your facial expression is classic lol

  • dis ni99a too serious lolol

  • Somebody has 'Porn Overdose Malfunction'.

  • Come to the U.K. skyy, you deserve a knighthood for this video.

  • maybe she presented her bush to the photograph and he ran away screaming BLUE WAFFLE BULE WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!

  • wtf sandals

  • haha great vid skyy :L

  • more rants please, you da shit (a good thing)

  • you a trip bro,i say we all boycott playboy,4 bush deprivation,so un american,what happened 2 heff

  • Amen Skyy!

  • what is up with americans and fuckin lotion??

  • @gordon777juws they aint got no foreskin bro!

  • @gordon777juws they are all circumcised and the bare penis is painful without lotion

  • @Lotrioni i don't use lotion.. im circumcised

  • @gordon777juws circumcised cocks, must have lotion... to prevent death-grip syndrome.

  • @gordon777juws It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

  • Playboy is always that way...you should have known that!

  • 1- For the first time we can see sky's tongs :p

    2- I used to like Lindsay Lohan when I was a teenager but now I'm very disappointed...-__-

  • LOL Skyy is PISSED!!!

  • lol right, maybe when i was a horny lil kid that would jerk to anything id jerk to mags but not now. Even real porn is starting to bore me a lil.

  • so dam glad i subscribed...fucking epic hilariousness!!! XD

  • lmao

  • Why tf did you spend $10 on a magazine when all the images have been leaked and can be found for free throughout the internet? I am such a lesbian haha. I did the research for you.

  • If you want to see REAL bush, you have to get a magazine from before the 1990's. The models in Playboy nowadays all look like digitally over-processed Barbie dolls. My 2 cents worth.

  • sky te pics were on the inteent already why didn;t youjsut lookthere first?

  • "Have you ever seen anyone rub one out to the Mona Lisa" Not lately, but i bet back in her day, that's what it was for.

  • ok breast, breast, side shot, breast, breast, side shot, breast....."Where's the BUSH???......LMFAO!!!!!! GOT tears coming down...lol

  • LMFAO!!! I died laughing...to fuckin funny..lol

  • ahahahhahah!

  • Sky, how did you get in that football commercial. Are you a Packer fan for real?

  • @Vader58 What does being a Packer Fan have to do with it? He's a SAG card carrying member, he likely auditioned for it.

  • She prbably has an ugly vagina.

  • @bizminded32 What's an ugly vagina? I didn't know there was such thing as a pretty one..

  • dam playboy

  • I feel the same. playboy fail.

  • LMFAO YOU GOT RIPPED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

  • wtf is the bush u talkin about all the time?? :D

  • Trust me, it's not hard to rub to side ass. Not hard at all

  • Years ago Skyy would have shown us the shots and not blurred it.....

    FUCK YOUTUBE.

  • Damned funny video!!!!! :D

  • Lol Skyy My nikka we Seen That Magazine Before That Shit Came Out & For Free why you waste your money on some Paper? When you could jerk to a Computer Screen lol

  • Lindsey has just a pair of saggy tits and (they have been retouched to look less saggy). And its all just side angles ive seen it. They have all side angles of her like she has an ass or something! The firecrotch coke head has no ass. And to top it all off no shots of the bush. What the fuck is this, the sales are doing pretty poorly is read

  • Remember those "Where's the beef?" commercials?

    SkyyJohn should make a "Where's the bush?" commercial.

  • Hahahahahhaa I love his reaction!

    He's soo hurt...lil

  • Oh yeah... OH HELL NAW!

  • Hand made lotion. lol

  • best rant ever

  • NICE SUIT WITH A TIE AND EVERYTHING....AND SANDALS :)

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  • i don't use cleanex b/c it's messy, real men use a towel

  • @shaybabyballin Then leave you guttless chump...Don't forget to snap back on your balls from your purse on the way out

  • How can a firecrotch be on playboy with out Te firecrotch. :(

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  • Difficulty fapping to Lindsey Lohan? NO FUCKING WAY

  • Spoken like a true bastard LOL