lmfaoo skyyy its okay sky shit happens, actually it happens the moment you thought of getting a magazine, fuck that... there is something called the internet ;D
For the money that she got paid for that shoot she could have at least did one full frontal pose. I'm glad I viewed the leaked photos on line instead of buying the book now.
sky i feel your pain, playboy brazil during 7 years was like that too,lots of famous actress modeling,and no bush,becouse they didnt want to show, then why the fuck acept money to pose NAKED ! naked is not behind sheets,hands or pillows.naked is EXPOSURE !
Thos pics of here aren't that great .... she doesn't look that good .... I remember back in the day , when infamous people made pics with marvellous skin and nice canyon shots ;) ;)
Why tf did you spend $10 on a magazine when all the images have been leaked and can be found for free throughout the internet? I am such a lesbian haha. I did the research for you.
If you want to see REAL bush, you have to get a magazine from before the 1990's. The models in Playboy nowadays all look like digitally over-processed Barbie dolls. My 2 cents worth.
Lol Skyy My nikka we Seen That Magazine Before That Shit Came Out & For Free why you waste your money on some Paper? When you could jerk to a Computer Screen lol
Lindsey has just a pair of saggy tits and (they have been retouched to look less saggy). And its all just side angles ive seen it. They have all side angles of her like she has an ass or something! The firecrotch coke head has no ass. And to top it all off no shots of the bush. What the fuck is this, the sales are doing pretty poorly is read
...where da bush? ROFL
tallfreak825 1 month ago in playlist More videos from skyyjohn 2
Hahahahahahaha
argyle848 1 month ago
skys voice is cracking right around 2:20 lol. Reminds me of a tantrum, "I don't WANT art, I want PORN!!!!"
calohtar 1 month ago
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calohtar 1 month ago
HAHAHAH nice sandals skyy(:
jdeze31 1 month ago
Lmao
Dacky1989 1 month ago
LMFAO!!
konel05201 1 month ago
have you ever see a guy rubbing off in front of mona lisa?--skyjohn
skullhoof 2 months ago 9
only sky cant pull off a nice dress shirt and flip flops
The420Zero 2 months ago
Where da bush
scout2468 2 months ago
lmfaoo skyyy its okay sky shit happens, actually it happens the moment you thought of getting a magazine, fuck that... there is something called the internet ;D
DanoCoo1 2 months ago in playlist More videos from skyyjohn
thumbs up for skyy's nice dress clothes with flip flops! lmao
Corepred4 2 months ago 5
duuude how old are you? rubbin' to a magazine? xD *LOL*
DoILookSerious 2 months ago in playlist Fler videoklipp från skyyjohn
Love the episode, man! :)
wakaneut 2 months ago
hahaha you're the funniest guy ever!
TheZachary86 2 months ago
Silk cloth now that's classy
70Hearts 2 months ago
WTF playboy
there is more man pictures (ads and other crap) in playboy than boobs.
hdzsound 2 months ago
first 30 seconds best time of my life lmfao
idontgiveabitch 2 months ago
no complete ass shot? goddman shame
stevensinger699 2 months ago
Lol all formal and shit yet u have sandlots on xD
london2wisconsin 2 months ago
@skyyjohn "You can't rub to a side angle.." ROFL! You are one funny bastard...
Immortalsyn83 2 months ago 6
Playboy is nothing but a titty mag nowadays. Gotta get some good hardcore mags to see good bush! ;)
quaddogger 2 months ago
I THOUGHT U DONT PAY FOR PORN..LOL???ITS EVEN WORSE CAUSE I DONT CONSIDER PLAYBOY PORN&JUST NUDE ARTISTIC PHOTOS..LOL.HOW MUCH DID IT COST U..lol???
justthebestgolfer 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I'm mad he paid ten dollars for that magazine...lol
KJdamanin 2 months ago
0:50 *turns pages in panic* - "where the bush?"
LMAO!!
fuedi 2 months ago
Repeat everything you just said to the clerk you bought the magazine from and demand a refund.
Daniel39363 2 months ago 5
So pissed off he didn't say "adios mi gente nos vemos" Haha
chepevargas 2 months ago 5
is it me skyy or did i just see you in a Verizon NFL commercial...
zzzt1421 2 months ago
I agree Skyy!! WTF.... The Bastards wanna see the Bush
nycit 2 months ago
I have humor my friend!! but we should be able to share thought and discuss what is right and wrong! You an entertainer. I have nothing against you.
hklausen 2 months ago
After the shit she's done, you wouldn't want to see her bush, seriously.
ioripl 2 months ago
Nice tits but bush
timoback3000 2 months ago
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Sounds pretty close to her Maxim spread
timoback3000 2 months ago
Sounds pretty close to her Maxim spread
timoback3000 2 months ago
you know what skyyjohn? because she has a dick.
starshooter10 2 months ago
Epic vid
satanshollowd 2 months ago
you mean bush minus the bush!
rollecd 2 months ago in playlist SkyyJohn
this is the perfect portrait of a pervert, ladies catch the d*ck
Gnscardcore 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I see better pixelated
Gnscardcore 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
looks like beans has found his calling..
jazzplayer9 2 months ago
so you dropped the celibacy thing...
willpower!
skaplis 2 months ago
You are to stressed man. I dont need a too fast talking American to tell anything about entertaintment or home mad philosophy.
I wish you a non stressed Chistmas
hklausen 2 months ago
@hklausen You must be the dumbest or least humor sensitive person on the planet. You do know he's messing around rightttttt???
camelio10 2 months ago
hahahahhahah sky you the man xD
6WildThing6 2 months ago in playlist SkyyJohn
irl shes covered in freckels
monsterabyss1992 2 months ago
you rub your balls on this, its gonna feel like christmas. LMFAO...where dus he come up with ths shit
OMGWTFBBQTAKEASHIT 2 months ago
house slippers lol
kyokai 2 months ago
Where *is* the bush?
jonk970 2 months ago
For the money that she got paid for that shoot she could have at least did one full frontal pose. I'm glad I viewed the leaked photos on line instead of buying the book now.
MarkAnthony27 2 months ago
in front of the mona lisa rubbing in out... LOL sky you are fucking hilarious
jok3st4 2 months ago
Lindsay Lohan?....Really? Smh
2678596 2 months ago
skyjohn u are by far 1 of the most funniest people i seen on youtube, as we would say in serbian ti si jebeni kralj :)
respect :)
faewarg 2 months ago
awwww im sorry. feel bad for you
cynmille2000 2 months ago
Haha :-)
rienman88 2 months ago
like come on skyy, playboy is a good magazine with good articles and some chicks, thats it:)
onraj9mm 2 months ago
shirt , tie and flip flops. epic ;)
TheNashty13 2 months ago 2
what you expect skyy it's playboy, not hustler! ..... In like flynn baby!!!
Redd1587 2 months ago
loooool monaliza
FaroukBA 2 months ago
skyy u should have waited a moment when u said WHERE THE BUSH ,? that would have been perfect timing, was still good tho,,,
b6r6 2 months ago
Lmao xD
xLinkinPark1994x 2 months ago
haha :D
saMMMST3R 2 months ago
Lmfao!! xD poor Skyy has blue balls.
Love you Skyy you made my day again hahaha
XxmusicXx4LiFe 2 months ago
Skyy you look like a priest
JetsovrTaylor 2 months ago 34
skyy, thats why i havent looked at a playboy since the 90's! penthouse and hustler is where it at!
dmags81 2 months ago
As an aside, if we let SOPA pass, we'll all be buying porn mags all over again.
Farbo123 2 months ago
I made all of my friends start watching Sky again for this. Wonderful.
Farbo123 2 months ago
best episode ever sky make the shit where the bush?
homer004 2 months ago 71
Shit had me on the floor lmaoo
Blaktop93 2 months ago
it was very disappointing she looked soo old
Gratefulnueron 2 months ago
i bet you can clean them if you try, lol
1GoodRiddance 2 months ago in playlist SkyyJohn
This guys freaking hilarious!
friendlymicrowave32 2 months ago
haha, nice slippers
AmItMuzic 2 months ago
who knew vin diesel had a younger brother?
JohnWasHereYea 2 months ago
she looked good back in the day when she had red hair haha before the drugs and the hair dye
nuu07 2 months ago
they tricked you skyy!
kiekert2007 2 months ago
Does ANYONE find Lindsey Lohan attractive?!
dreamsatsea 2 months ago
LMFAO
TheEmmanuel1231 2 months ago in playlist SkyyJohn
lol
jerry55653 2 months ago
You actually bought the issue?!?!? It's all over the internet =P
proteuseffects 2 months ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhilarious
ImN3X 2 months ago
Where the bush!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Psychopathmindframe 2 months ago
PREACH!
iamRhythmalism 2 months ago
Look sky, if you want porn...
just google it...
if you want artsy porn that even women feel glamorous to be in now...
your going for playboy...
things change man...
on the other hand...
porn is free now
I say...we win...
BrutusAlbion 2 months ago
@BrutusAlbion it's just an entertainment show dude, its all just humor
camelio10 2 months ago
$10 ? GTFOH!
yep sexual objectification at its worst. i swear if it werent for the title i would have no idea you were talking about a human being
aylix89 2 months ago
can't rub off to art!
718Digital 2 months ago
feel like CHRISMUS! hahahah
hydraalol 2 months ago
sky i feel your pain, playboy brazil during 7 years was like that too,lots of famous actress modeling,and no bush,becouse they didnt want to show, then why the fuck acept money to pose NAKED ! naked is not behind sheets,hands or pillows.naked is EXPOSURE !
bladerj 2 months ago in playlist SkyyJohn
Almost every single thing he said is fuckin hilarious!
flonkas 2 months ago
Thos pics of here aren't that great .... she doesn't look that good .... I remember back in the day , when infamous people made pics with marvellous skin and nice canyon shots ;) ;)
Danfranschwan2 2 months ago
HAHA
brutsi 2 months ago in playlist SkyyJohn
who buys magazines these days anyway
suiram4u 2 months ago 60
@suiram4u yeah, i print that shit most of the time.
k5lta 2 months ago
@suiram4u what part of 0:14 you don't understand?
ThaDeToX 2 months ago
his expression killed me xD
NzOHD 2 months ago
Why did you blurr your hand? What the fuck?
SOSImAwesome 2 months ago
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0:52 *Looks up* "WHERE THE BUSH!!!" HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
mik4th3gr8 2 months ago
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mik4th3gr8 2 months ago
I thought playboy was about the articles
arykk 2 months ago in playlist SkyyJohn
lol hahaha disapointment
warpedsoul 2 months ago in playlist SkyyJohn
rubbing off to the mona lisa got me
dab15erz 2 months ago
UWHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! HAHAHAHAHA OMG!!
TheCraziiqueen 2 months ago
where da bush :L
duharvalgt 2 months ago in playlist SkyyJohn
"You can't rub to side angle!"
otterzents 2 months ago
well Playboy is softcore
Traductus5972 2 months ago
WHERE THE BUSH?
cheatdathz 2 months ago in playlist SkyyJohn
lol
dipinprint 2 months ago in playlist SkyyJohn
Haha. He snappin righteously.
RoyaltysFinestEnt 2 months ago
Disappointing it blured!
tehtron 2 months ago
Skyy, I'm not one for watching rants but your shit is funny as hell. *hint*
iSP1TF1R3i 2 months ago
Fuck mags go to tumblr
crimsonpatty 2 months ago
is skyy genuinely upset?? :)
mimique1111 2 months ago
laughed really hard after 2:13 :D
pranit84 2 months ago
"you rub your balls on this ... feel like Christmas!" looooolll
BbaLkAn88 2 months ago
this marilyn monroe style is also shit
dani1723b 2 months ago
I want my fucking money back !!!
18thRozario 2 months ago
0:52 is all you waiting :)
qboar16 2 months ago
i agree
dani1723b 2 months ago
oh my goodness, I died when you said "Where da bush"
your facial expression is classic lol
CaddyDriva 2 months ago
dis ni99a too serious lolol
brigazoidz 2 months ago
Somebody has 'Porn Overdose Malfunction'.
RAMKING61 2 months ago
Come to the U.K. skyy, you deserve a knighthood for this video.
420Steamingpie 2 months ago 2
maybe she presented her bush to the photograph and he ran away screaming BLUE WAFFLE BULE WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!
kladuscha 2 months ago
wtf sandals
EvoProd 2 months ago
haha great vid skyy :L
Lolagevideos 2 months ago
more rants please, you da shit (a good thing)
adrianlee3 2 months ago
you a trip bro,i say we all boycott playboy,4 bush deprivation,so un american,what happened 2 heff
MyVincentd 2 months ago in playlist SkyyJohn
Amen Skyy!
evilutionist 2 months ago
what is up with americans and fuckin lotion??
gordon777juws 2 months ago 54
@gordon777juws they aint got no foreskin bro!
Tommmy1994 2 months ago
@gordon777juws they are all circumcised and the bare penis is painful without lotion
Lotrioni 2 months ago
@Lotrioni i don't use lotion.. im circumcised
styffevonanka 2 months ago
@gordon777juws circumcised cocks, must have lotion... to prevent death-grip syndrome.
ytfmichaelxu 2 months ago
@gordon777juws It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
MDirtyInc 2 months ago
Playboy is always that way...you should have known that!
TheGrandful 2 months ago
1- For the first time we can see sky's tongs :p
2- I used to like Lindsay Lohan when I was a teenager but now I'm very disappointed...-__-
Hadhoudtn 2 months ago
LOL Skyy is PISSED!!!
Gred0 2 months ago
lol right, maybe when i was a horny lil kid that would jerk to anything id jerk to mags but not now. Even real porn is starting to bore me a lil.
tyakack 2 months ago
so dam glad i subscribed...fucking epic hilariousness!!! XD
fellXhouseXranger 2 months ago 73
lmao
pyrox369 2 months ago
Why tf did you spend $10 on a magazine when all the images have been leaked and can be found for free throughout the internet? I am such a lesbian haha. I did the research for you.
iAnnouska 2 months ago
If you want to see REAL bush, you have to get a magazine from before the 1990's. The models in Playboy nowadays all look like digitally over-processed Barbie dolls. My 2 cents worth.
huntonpeck 2 months ago 2
sky te pics were on the inteent already why didn;t youjsut lookthere first?
rostant999 2 months ago
"Have you ever seen anyone rub one out to the Mona Lisa" Not lately, but i bet back in her day, that's what it was for.
pkbreeze08 2 months ago in playlist SkyyJohn
ok breast, breast, side shot, breast, breast, side shot, breast....."Where's the BUSH???......LMFAO!!!!!! GOT tears coming down...lol
textiger63 2 months ago in playlist SkyyJohn 2
LMFAO!!! I died laughing...to fuckin funny..lol
textiger63 2 months ago in playlist SkyyJohn
ahahahhahah!
BIoodshead 2 months ago
Sky, how did you get in that football commercial. Are you a Packer fan for real?
Vader58 2 months ago
@Vader58 What does being a Packer Fan have to do with it? He's a SAG card carrying member, he likely auditioned for it.
dj4monie 2 months ago in playlist SkyyJohn
She prbably has an ugly vagina.
bizminded32 2 months ago
@bizminded32 What's an ugly vagina? I didn't know there was such thing as a pretty one..
dj4monie 2 months ago in playlist SkyyJohn
dam playboy
Marmanandfriends 2 months ago
I feel the same. playboy fail.
rsmrt 2 months ago
LMFAO YOU GOT RIPPED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
hardleecure 2 months ago
wtf is the bush u talkin about all the time?? :D
KnockCZ 2 months ago
Trust me, it's not hard to rub to side ass. Not hard at all
wajtastic 2 months ago
Years ago Skyy would have shown us the shots and not blurred it.....
FUCK YOUTUBE.
RASTAMAN17894 2 months ago
Damned funny video!!!!! :D
ayokay123 2 months ago
Lol Skyy My nikka we Seen That Magazine Before That Shit Came Out & For Free why you waste your money on some Paper? When you could jerk to a Computer Screen lol
Chaoticblaze27 2 months ago
Lindsey has just a pair of saggy tits and (they have been retouched to look less saggy). And its all just side angles ive seen it. They have all side angles of her like she has an ass or something! The firecrotch coke head has no ass. And to top it all off no shots of the bush. What the fuck is this, the sales are doing pretty poorly is read
DaddyFatSzack 2 months ago
Remember those "Where's the beef?" commercials?
SkyyJohn should make a "Where's the bush?" commercial.
qmulus1 2 months ago 49
Hahahahahhaa I love his reaction!
He's soo hurt...lil
n8tive076 2 months ago
Oh yeah... OH HELL NAW!
Jrocka7x 2 months ago
Hand made lotion. lol
Jrocka7x 2 months ago
best rant ever
Pardinuz 2 months ago 3
NICE SUIT WITH A TIE AND EVERYTHING....AND SANDALS :)
DoctorStyle22 2 months ago
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playboy is all about art, if u wanna jack off to something, get penthouse or hustler. those are more hardcore and porn oriented
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HBKFuckingOwns 2 months ago
i don't use cleanex b/c it's messy, real men use a towel
chr0nicForc3 2 months ago
@shaybabyballin Then leave you guttless chump...Don't forget to snap back on your balls from your purse on the way out
7SaintsRow 2 months ago
How can a firecrotch be on playboy with out Te firecrotch. :(
stevedapirate5 2 months ago 2
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7SaintsRow 2 months ago
Difficulty fapping to Lindsey Lohan? NO FUCKING WAY
Enzofromwb 2 months ago
Spoken like a true bastard LOL
7SaintsRow 2 months ago