Hope is both a Curse and a Verse.

[badnewsBH]

That last "Ye-yah!" at the end really makes the whole video. :)

[666unknowndevil666]

And people say rap isn't poetry.

[Xylogeist]

Huh... this guy just proved to me that it is possible to make a rap song that isn't complete dog shit. Too bad a rap song like this is one in a million.

[PracticeMakesAwesome]

This one time....this fat white guy on YouTube.....who whines about all the stuff that whine about, spat the nastiest jam of all time right out onto my face at 715 inna morning pacific yo.

[JonnoXD]

this is freaking sick!

[MrCombineGuy]

The only good rap song!

[SunshineAgo]

@MrCombineGuy yeah no.

[MrCombineGuy]

@SunshineAgo I'm sorry to say this, but your opinion is the universal truth.

[AdonTimasu]

@MrCombineGuy Of course it is a universal truth! (S)he said yes and no simultaneously!

[MrCombineGuy]

@AdonTimasu Hmm... Touché, mi amigo... Touché.

[AdonTimasu]

@MrCombineGuy Isn't touché French? :P

[MrCombineGuy]

@AdonTimasu Indeed it is. But, it's just a way of saying you have a good point. xD

[Darksunshinerain87]

I'm so fucking downloading this and putting it in my mp3 player. You're fucking awesome, PaulsEgo!

[SloppySheep]

Brilliant

[kzhou13]

This is the exact opposite of Lil Wayne, who brags constantly about how "amazing" he is.

[SunshineAgo]

@kzhou13 you've never listened to old lil wayne have you??

[jtlorussell3]

That shit was slammin.

[xxESPx]

rap would be good if more rappers used fucking intelligence in their lyrics.

[crocz]

@xxESPx Listen to better hiphop, because what you described actually does exist..

[MrBrooksGrant]

@xxESPx If rap was more like this I would listen to it more. Its not the music I don't like in most of it; i think thats the good part. The part I don't like is the shitty lyrics that not only demean others but make them selves look bad. I have always been a fan of music that sends a message...not to brag about how many bitches you got or how many hoes you fucked.

[henrycazaux]

@xxESPx DAN BULL

only rapper I listen to, he chooses most of his lyrics with surgical precision.

[Hereticked]

Nicely done! ^__^

[Bravowon]

Nice one Paul.

[GSXReviews]

Rap is the worst genre imaginable. Yet I enjoyed this video.

[cogar488]

@GSXReviews No.

[Acedonis]

Go paul! :P

[christo930]

@ReviewsofaDVDNature During that period not only did he do the gun shots, but he totally stayed away from anything controversial. I don't blame him for wanting to protect his income, I would probably do the same. But, if you are going to do that, you have the drop any premise of being independent.

[U4rikmind]

that was funny

[belkeSMASH]

Holy hell i was just about to comment on a video of yours that complimented your beautiful mic, and you should learn a music skill to put it to its full potential, and then i saw this.. YOU PUT THE MIC TO FULL POTENTIAL! XD

[TheSpect0r]

Heavyset seananners :P

[streetmagicstyle]

Awesome!

[badmarthafocker]

LOL..Tommy just blocked me for making a rhyme about him....I knew he was a pussy who couldn't handle it.....he can't handle someone who can outwit the Dice Clay wannabe....pathetic

[Hupsibasse]

I really like the tags, they're true!

[LPXDproductions]

when can i get the single on itunes

[timoconnor3082]

That was pretty fucking amazing Paul :-)

[ayrea]

you're so good...

...yeah

[replytoomyass]

I'm now a PaulsEgo fan koz T.J blocked me ) :

[christo930]

@replytoomyass TJ is like that. He blocked me for critiquing Cody Webber.

[replytoomyass]

@christo930 I gave him flack for removing his Rebuttal against PaulsEgo instead of just manning up and admitting he was wrong for once. TJ's kind of a pussy when you think about it 0_0

[christo930]

@replytoomyass I would have to agree. He's also a sellout. When his partnership was in danger, he stayed far, far away from anything in the least bit controversial, which he used to do all the time.

[JediFlem]

this is amaizng

[mrtsks]

I love what you did with the slam poem! Thumbs up

[J3yblivion]

The ego answers 4.Please.

[WalrusRockGod]

BEST VIDEO EVER!

[pratto54321]

Its funny that about two weeks ago, they had this showdown and now they're rapping together

[EDOfyingFilms]

@pratto54321 They didn't have a "showdown" it was a genuine exchange of thoughts.

[pratto54321]

@EDOfyingFilms Well there was a lot of mocking each other especially on Paul's side, but you're right for the most part.

[PixeIIe]

Yet another example of when a re-make is better than the original.

[DonLeon505]

Thank you Paul, and thank DJ Daim, that beat is so awesome

[Abolitishins]

Good timing

[paintballingguy]

Badass Paul, you have skill. Seriously that was quite good. Now where can I get the mp3?

[robertosixninesix]

yo that cover was epic DOPE shit homie real talk layin it down Thats wat tha fuck is UP mayne

[BohemianBlasphemy]

@stjanki

Wow. I feel kind of weird for getting that one...

It's kinda like, our secret handshake at this point.

[Etimos]

This is win, but I kinda want to see TJ do this himself. Actually, yenno what'd be more awesome? You and TJ should duet this or something, get on skype and just do it up, Paul.

[ganttkc]

dear god..we can we get another video paul?

[PandyFackler7]

I can't stop watching this.

[BillySavesTheWorld]

my new video "we can only teach outselves bullshit" is about the moment i realized that i was atheist, make me a video response when you realized that you wasnt delusional, i want to make this an epidemic about atheist stepping out and standing up!!!!!!

[taken1069]

i heard miracles in there

[Pentagon1311]

WOW! I subscribed! Awesome!!!

[KingHeathen]

ya-uh!

That was awesome.

[smilelikeyoumeaniit]

this is fucking awesome

[MrAlcoholic11]

Haha, brilliant!

PaulsEgo!

[Avatarass]

Rap is the lowest form of art out there. Just trying to rhyming a bunch words that normally dont rhyme.

[xyugi0007]

@Avatarass "rhyming a buch of words that normally don't rhyme"

Sir, you just went full retard.

[Avatarass]

@xyugi0007 God teenagers today are retards.... You dont know how you can rhyme words that dont rhyme? Well its really easy, you use music in the background. Then you use change intonation and stress in order to make your words match the music. They dont have to rhyme, but they sound more smoothly together.

PS. I realize that you retarded teenagers dont probably know what a stress is, but im too lazy to explain, so look it up.

[MarkDoesLife]

@xyugi0007 fullretard.jpeg

[904xxiGhost]

@xyugi0007 Sometimes you gotta go full retard.

[OverseerThe]

@xyugi0007 like rebecca black

[0pteryx]

Haha you sound like Jon Lajoie.

[fauxman]

iTUNES MOTHER FUCKER!

[opticrainbow]

This is a billion times epic. Its not YouTube Gold, its YouTube Platinum. Love the original, and this rendition does it justice. Once again, Paul, You have amazed, astounded, and impressed me phenomenally against all that is lame.

[JWPrattKS]

This is good.....nice and smooth...... but I think'n it would sound better as tune more in the style of the RHCP's

[EstebanCambiassoARG]

fucking brilliant

[stoikr]

you should start a career as a rapper, paul! xD

seriously though, this was really good and fun at the same time :)

Nice beat you those there too! Old school :D

[ItsMeDauntless]

I've spent the past 24+ hours watching every video you have on your channel. Am I cool?

[idkmybffjill258]

@ItsMeDauntless no.

[tavogp]

nice

[stoikr]

Better than Eminems new album IMO xD

[DangerasTM]

this needs to be covered by a pro hip hop artist it would be so cash

[cloudswirls]

Eminem, minus the vocal cord damage! :D

Thank god for actors and their ability to project.

"Okay, that never happened, but I wish that it did" seems like a wonderful place for a drop and move into folk dubstep.

[JorisKanters]

@cloudswirls Folk dubstep? Lolwat?

[BlackFlashDrive]

I love how this sounds.

[rockyrigby]

Should be on The Straight Effs album.

[Darksunshinerain87]

This is fucking epic. You just made my birthday even better.

[Dimo006]

I fucking love you man.

[COUGHmcCOUGH]

This is awesome!

[Rocky183]

Dude, lyrics?

[TheSpect0r]

Heavy ginger Seananners?

[lootplx]

Love the Dave Chappelle refrence there!:D

[namreg944]

ive jerked off to this like 4 times today

[sebcore2007]

great shit!!! I want more

[DD2014]

That shit is fucking hilarious dude!

[canadianbeeph]

im going to eat your brain

[BlockByBlocks]

Thinking about Paul's thought process which led to this video is even funnier than the video itself.

[Nokiemensful]

@BlockByBlocks It's not his song, dipshit.

[BlockByBlocks]

@Nokiemensful

What makes you think I meant that? Show me that part of my comment!

[Nokiemensful]

@BlockByBlocks Your wording.

[STR1CERA]

@BlockByBlocks Not his song.

[dvssk8er3]

this was badass.

[Nintenke]

AMAZING MODAFOKA!

[SniperOnTheDot]

Wow, this is amazing!

[thecindypwns]

this is great!

[wizardsbane]

Gaah, it's a bit too "white". Honestly you matched the beat wonderfully, it's just the delivery of certain sounds. The 'a's, the scratchy 's's, and the overemphasized 'er's; it's gotta be smooth maaaan.

[gimpy46290]

@wizardsbane If you didn't notice paul is not "black", nor does he want to be "black", nor did he grow up in a "black" neighborhood. So you will need to excuse him for being a bit to "white".

[wizardsbane]

@gimpy46290 It's not really about being "black", chill. That expression is used to denote a different manner of speaking that coincides with the qualities I mentioned. I only made them because Paul legitimately did well in aligning the verse along with his excellent choice of beat. It was more a complement than anything :X

[MrAlcoholic11]

DAYUM BITCH, YOU FUCKING PRO!!!!!!

[xiz90]

Daaaaaamn booy!

[chindoo]

was great. eat more Chipotle burritos

[qing333]

Do a rap about atheism! GREYDON SQUARE or w/e his name is!

[RadicalNightmares]

Paul is just rapping TJ's poem.

Thumbs up so people will see!!!=D

[BoozyBeggar]

Good form, sir!

[xentech]

amazing lol well played sir

[geollnyz]

Best Ever

[omgitsrook]

ROFL that was O.G. fo sho

[IsItTheBagel]

While everyone is saying that this is better, remember that TJ is the one who wrote the lyrics :D

[iPhap]

And Paul made it better.

[TehNetherlands]

i like

[SnatchTease]

Waaaayyyyy better than TJ's rendition, good job.  Now make another video for TJ to take out of context. For teh lulz.

[lucklyclover58]

NOTORIOUS E.G.O!!!!!!!!!!!

[IftaCool]

This speaks to my soul

[namreg944]

i will give you a dollar if you write one yourself and spit it

[namreg944]

thats is the shit

[NewbVeronica]

i love your take on TJ's poem!

[Nitzlplix]

I would buy this from the iTunes shop.

[TheTerrurist]

@Nitzlplix

lol is anyone seriously using that piece of shit

[FHedden]

@Nitzlplix fuck iTunes i would download this illegally for free... great job paul

[Madara0Sama]

So gangsta! GJ

[mynameaborat993]

that was so awesome.

[wiiagent]

WOW! This should be on itunes man! WOW! Great song man!

[crowdaddy13]

ahhhhhh hahahahaha fucking sweet paul, totally out of left field but totally fucking epic

[piloot]

wicked flow Paul sick!

[RichieLikesRice]

Im pretty sure this is the greatest fuckin thing ive ever heard.

[MuslimRebelRevolte]

Paul and TJ should join epic rap battles of history

[campasini]

well i guess you and T.J made up.

[JJarv213]

you an TJ should collab and make an album

[ChelseaHerself]

I wish i had a phone to put this as my ringtone.

[shamz0rz]

I'm genuinely impressed man, really well done.

[Llynok]

Wow, very surprising. Got a good flow and confidence.

Badass, Paul.

[poopistation]

oh man this is awsome! :D

[PookieDaExzile]

Dude....I know you don't think so, but this could be how you change shit, for some reason more people listen if you got a mic and a rhyme. Come to the hiphop side and just flow about the same shit you talk about. Me I'll just stick to my spraypaint to get my message out. You gotta voice man, and a good one.

[WeirdUniverse]

epic! o.O

[traveler1938]

Wow, that was really friggin' awesome, sir.

[Anghellik9]

Small announcement to all recent suscribers: This is Pauls second rap video. his first one is here: watch?v=EMl2b_nDzwc&feature=ch­annel_video_title

[Vutevz]

Been listening to this all day :D

[faraoseth]

This is beautiful.

[crazypersonlol34]

You are fat. Thank you for confirming that.

[faraoseth]

@crazypersonlol34 lolwut

[opiumsick]

Best channel I've ever subscribed to.

[GuitarSongCoverDude]

Best Wigger! No seriously though, you should make a rap song together! A song including your matching and contrasting thoughts on America or life all together, kind of like a staged rap off. A song called TheAmazingEgo or something like that, that would be the fucking shit.

[hellstradingpost]

Damn that white boy can rap!

[ikutsu2001]

Bravo Paul!

[TheAstroSteve]

TheAmazingAtheist wrote this.

[LibertyWaxlips]

@TheAstroSteve He says ''TL Kincaid'' in the intro speech.

[PedanticPig]

Mp3, please.

[thatzombieplace]

please put this on download!

[tabernumse]

pretty nice like/dislike-rate :D

[BeforeTheNoose]

This. Is. Amazing

[johnnydistortiontrio]

Excellent!

[mijj22]

you are currently the best youtuber

[dantedraco]

With the lyrics this reminds me of Bloodhound Gang or something.

[rellik31486]

This just won teh interwebz

[fragpersec]

I'm turning this into an mp3 file. :D

[RockingMrE]

Excellent!

[logossfera]

sounds much better on music

[TheLostDemocracy]

I do not even like like rap nor hip hop, but I must admit that this was an epic response video. I'm curious to see how TJ will acknowledge this.

[skullbrick]

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME PAUL I WANT YOUR PANTS

[NeoLockeanLunatic]

Greatest. Shit. Ever.

[DKproductions]

Yes.

[lootplx]

MC PAULT IN THA HAAAAOOIOOOOUUUSE!

[TheJonnySaki]

MEGUSTA

[mrbbsdp2627]

i like that

[metalmikow]

good cover..... lolololololol

[BigMonkeyOnAStick]

Epically good.