Portia on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" (2010/04/28)

[heyitmeee3723]

armadillo???



[link99055]

Sounded like parts of the thylacine were described. The long rat-like tail and the striped hindquarters. Bummer that the thing's extinct.

[AlekzysH]

It's Drowzee, the Pokémon!!!

[jerseygurll15033]

then does portia say this is my husband ellen?...:P

[helioandres]

Portia javelina

[girlfighter523]

It was a javalina they are common in southwestern america

[AndreaMagpulong]

When she said she saw something she'd never seen in her life... considering that she's gay with ellen, I thought she was gonna say penis. Until she said mini boar.

[smilesandcolors]

Did she see Alf!?!

[smilesandcolors]

@smilesandcolors For the record, I said this BEFORE the Alf comment, LOL!

[theravenclawprefect]

wait do you think Ellen is a never nude too

[qx125365]

new species? name it the Portiahog :)

[puertoricosf]

She saw a demon. She is possessed with her homosexual lifestyle.

[rainbowpride76]

@puertoricosf Seriously, grow the hell up.

[prodigyx911]

did she just describe an armadillo?...i think she did, lol

[HaldoChan]

It's a rodent of unusual size!

[mirchi83]

What i wanna know is... did they find out what it was????

[radaradaitsbob]

@dumblikeyoutu I heard that she dropped her accent for acting purposes.

[Dumblikeyoutu]

What happened to her accent? Portia's Australian.

[jelliclekat24]

For those ofyou who think gay marriage is wrong: (Excuse me, I'm a good christian xD) FREAK YOU.

Yes, I am a christian, and I'm a gay rights supporter. I don't find it wrong at all. Even if I was against gay marriage, I'm not the one to judge them anyway. God is. Ellen and Portia love each other very much, and, as some people have said, they've been married a LOT longer than a lot of people have.

They have that rare, solid love for each other that the world has been missing recently. :)

[BabyLatiina]

Did they ever find out what Portia saw? :)

[jejcfan]

they'lll be together until the die they die. they're soulmates

[austin16998]

i love the ellen show 

[carmattic]

Wild Hog look it up....

[Rhondamarie00]

@imsocooleo1 i agree, for sure! !!!

[Rhondamarie00]

search javelina on youtube.

[imsocooleo1]

U guys check the website, the animal is a javelina

[Kassy82911]

Portia must of seen a "star nosed mole".

[rozani93]

ellen trolling portia like a boss

[sueanna2]

Why is this so cute as portia rattles on and ellen looks at her intently... awww

[rulastkdo]

it was an Opossum

[identitycrisishere]

That is one scary creature! There's something unnerving about the eyes...

[morochamaria]

IT WAS A "JABALÍ" SEARCH AT INTERNET....

[MsBean02]

She's pulling out all the stops to find this animal for her! I love it :)

[carozozaya]

it was a paca

[rockeremoskater]

hahahahah funneh "but get this" hahah

[mynk414]

armadillos have shells

[PippinMS]

it has to be an armadillo

[CusterFlux]

These two are so alike ... I get it, and wish I could participate ;)

[StopThePaparazzi]

its an armidillow ( typo ? )

[sh0rtaznant]

THAT'S portia??! the slutty mom/aunt/sister/daughter from arrested development is ellen's wife?!? mind = blown. props to ellen lol

[X10JSZ]

Maybe it was a man....

[TcScherzinger29]

@IrishFriendsFan shut the fuck up. Imma fan of Ellen too but seriously stop putting celebrities involved!!! And fucking leave Britney alone! Shes doing fine right now! YOu are such a bitchh!!

[13MattP13]

@TcScherzinger29 Chill out you stupid bitch.

[sh0rtaznant]

@TcScherzinger29 chill the fuck out. he's not even trashing them.  hes just stating a fact that effectively validates his point.

[MaddieErrington]

Badger!

[nymut24]

armadillo

[fuckpopsix]

'twas a tapir she saw

[luvhorrormovies]

Portia is BEAUTIFUL!

[whytheturtles]

Sarah Jessica Parker boom.

[stuarto94]

I would've thought it was a cock

[squirrlygig]

CHUPACABRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vidluv4ever]

I've seen an animal like that before I was walking home from a farm and a creepy thing like that was right there but it didn't have the teeth.

[DevinaMetallic]

They're so cute.

[nickgreu4ever]

that one reminds me an episode from how i met your mother, when lily and marshal discovered the cockamouse! :P

[missblq]

At the beginning I thought she just saw a man's dick...

[lovelierlex]

Anyone who says gay marriage is wrong or gross is just jealous that they don't have a hot wife like Portia =).

[LillyPadNo3]

her accent is like mixed american and australian, confuses me.

[jiac1303]

@LillyPadNo3 ...shes australian...she became a US citizen last year...

[Libraa89]

boring

[lilsis]

Portia is sooo adorable! Super cute!!

[JonasBrothersCarmen]

She cant stop moving her hands

[MultiMaddox09]

maybe she was high? LOL

[Chrischandon]

Probably a tapir with something in its mouth that looked like teeth stickin out.

[Monoija]

that's so awkward, being interviewed by your spouse.

[racharon4]

Australia's forever <3

[Fluffybutt1965]

Portia !! Don't be alarmed - what you saw was just my mother in law !!! Set a trap and toss her in a ravine - you'll be fine

[judgejudyslover]

ergh weres her Australian accent -_-

[karenfly12]

Might be a hog.................

[PassedTime2788]

Portia is adorable.

[IrishFriendsFan]

i hate how idiots say gay marriage is wrong

4 yrs on and they are going strong still

whereas Kim Kardasian, Sinead O conner and britney spears didnt even last 85 days combined!!

[PassedTime2788]

@IrishFriendsFan Bigots make up bullshit to cover up the fact that they're prejudiced.

[falciforme]

@IrishFriendsFan

you are so right!

[TheMrsb90]

I bet it was ellen dressed up as something to scare her lol

[TheSonicslushy]

@mikeyrobins022585 if you dont like it dont watch it. idiot

[MichaelaMike83]

@TheSonicslushy Thanks...I just blocked the (stupid) user.

[nocturna02]

I can Imagine them at home just rambling... It is way too cute and my brain is in overload.

[AaronGStudio]

she totally saw manbearpig

[miriame1anescar]

Portia: "Ill just sit over there.."

awe, they are the cutest. Now really, that is the kind of relationship you want. Straight, Bi or Gay. You want someone who makes you feel the best about yourself. Someone who believes in you the most. Someone who makes you laugh and is gentle even when they're making fun of you. Someone whogives you the strenght and the hope to be the best you can possibly be. I have never seen a love more pure and honest.

[turkanator123]

lol a "thing"

[lewandlo]

It was a javelena

[crystalchy]

She's so cute!

[cutegirllove1998]

Two gays sitting in a chair lol I not trying to be mean but what ever. Ellen is a nice lady but idk just weird sorrry ellan fans

[sunshine8964]

@cutegirllove1998 no need to right that comment. we all have our own opinions but no need to discriminate.

[skategirl555]

@cutegirllove1998 You're a freakin' homofob..Please stay away from Ellen's and Portia's amazing videos.

[Tsuliwaensis]

@cutegirllove1998 you have never seen gay people sitting on chairs before? huh, that's strange... I have to be honest, I can't tell the difference between the sitting styles of gay and heterosexual people, but maybe because I'm so used to seeing gay people sitting. so, what is so weird about that? also, what is mean about pointing out that they were sitting? btw. I don't think you're homophobic. you're obviously very young and a bit simple, that can still grow out though...

[lilsis]

haha Portia is so adorable. so cute!

[Johnnysabboy]

Shes from Geelong a big town in Australia, im tellin ya

[YezidiPrincess]

Yeah, I also think she saw a armadillo, lol. But the painting looks odd because the head shape looks like dogs head shape, just a bit. Haha.

[LolaAyou]

she probably saw an armadillo

[kellybastard]

OH OH OOOHHH !!! I KNOW WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT !!!! BUT I DONT KNOW THE NAME ! :(((

[giveandliveinlife]

so a Tasmanian tiger is what she saw? Who knows? Maybe they live in America now!

[epicfailnou]

@giveandliveinlife

Haven't Tasmanian tigers been extinct since the early 30s?

[LexiRoseStudio]

@epicfailnou they have been considered extinct, but sightings continue.

[shocksterette]

portia kinda looks like miranda otto.and they're both australians..

[kitkatgall]

all couples have these moments. but when you're married to ellen you have to have it on national tv XD

[jcspeb010]

Giraffes don't have stripes...

[iamunwritten21]

Dear Portia,

You must've saw Puma's cousin.

[bagelkel00]

Portia is sooooo pretty

[annamaria0117]

How did it go?? Did they ever find out what it was?

(Btw, you gotta love Ellen being so obvious about the fact that she thinks Portia's exaggerating. "Crazy woman" haha.)

[sknhdchick6]

its sad how her accent turned american

[BKPJ]

Love seeing Portia, but really, 8 minutes for this shit? Did Lohan ditch Ellen that day and they had to fill?

[Grange34]

aussie accents are actually quite cute........

[melissasmrz1]

i think Portia saw an exotic rabid platapus XD

[Tessaraa]

EASY DUH living where they do portia should have definetly recognized mickey mouse wearing zebra shorts.. christ!"*rolling eyes*

[nellie2581]

Great

[antonkhuu]

nose bear " coati "

[TheNinjaNanner]

Dear Portia, what you saw was a tapir.

[xXEmoGuddXx]

@TheNinjaNanner i agree 

[shocksterette]

@TheNinjaNanner but tapirs don't have teeth like that.

[TheGhettoMuffin]

@TheNinjaNanner Dear Portia, what you saw was a penis.

[93TaylorsGurlz95]

@TheNinjaNanner I agree, could have escaped a zoo or something!

[akalholic]

@TheNinjaNanner Tapir's are not that small and they don't have tusks.

[ShutterbugF]

@TheNinjaNanner if it was a tapir it would hav ehad to be a baby because the adults are pretty big

[LoveLifewithBeauty]

@TheNinjaNanner she said it had a long tail a tapir doesnt have a long tail

[Lucinka3251]

@TheNinjaNanner only baby tapirs have stripes, it does not have teeth that she described and neighter the tail she said it had..

[emurqq]

@TheNinjaNanner tapirs do not typically have eyes close together, untapered snouts, and are far too large to fir her description.

[p3nathan]

@TheNinjaNanner tapirs don't have tusks/fangs in the snout

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[bully89me]

She saw a penis....

[chickenbutts100]

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[masakiayu]

she's not aussie? lol she doesnt have an accent

[patchee1000]

@masakiayu she probably lost it after being in the states for awhile

[prettyrandomtiff]

elephant?

[maddj0525]

oh portia. " it trodded and waddled. troddled?"

[thegreeneyes01]

its from Narnia

[TheAixiemae]

PECCARY. Right?

[mnbk87]

trotted and waddled it troddled

[LilBrainz]

Oh yeah I saw one of those in my backyard and it's called a cockamouse it's a mix of a cockroach and a mouse

[kristinb100]

Isn't it a boar?

[nursoliha]

a palawan binturong to be exact..

[nursoliha]

yeah i tink she saw a binturong too..

[KatJaguar1122]

domesticated pigs go wild and grow tusks and fur very quickly

[fredfinks]

She saw a BINTURONG 

[wintermoons1215]

@fredfinks looking at pictures of binturong's that's actually a really good idea! it is possible to keep those as pets?

[Scoutyy1]

That's a Chupacabra....

[ToniannLovee]

Wow Portias gorgeous! :) Ellen knows how to pick them lol.. they are so cute together <3

[SalmaShikz]

LOL i was just waiting for Ellen to be like... I PUT IT THERE, IT WAS ME, IT WAS A TRICK! haha ;)

[StrawhatxLuffy]

I'm guessing a deformed nose and something in it's mouth?

[ibeGreta]

my only guess: Perry the platypus. 

[LittleBoiFen]

@ibeGreta Lol, Portia knows what a platypus looks like, she's an Aussie ;)

[dnoism]

I love them so much!

[Zenziba95]

If you don't send this message to 5 other videos in 25 minutes the unidentified creature will come to your house and poop on your doorstep.

[SteveJawbs]

@Zenziba95 SWEET! I WAITED 25 MINUTES, CAUGHT IT AND GAVE IT TO A BIOLOGIST AND NOW I'M GETTING A NOBEL PRIZE THANKS MAN!

[Zenziba95]

@SteveJawbs No prob

[lawandordersvu1000]

lol " i'm looking everyday so that you dont seem crazy" lol

[EvilSkittle100]

My fucking bed room door just opened by itself :/

[vanessadoll31]

@EvilSkittle100 LMFAO!

[turkanator123]

@EvilSkittle100 Oh dear lord lol 

[indy1391]

@EvilSkittle100 Lmao!!

[pcd6music]

So cute <3

[Jroy9108]

I thought she was gonna say a Penis...

[punkmanjon]

SOunds like a baby Tapir!

[Hman573]

isn't she from Lost or something

[ItsEdGore]

did they ever find out what animal it was? I'm really curious now!

[sphinx245]

Sounds like pumba!

[keep6moving2on]

To think of it, it might really have been a chupacabra... Google it and it's actually what Portia described it to be..,

[Avarone12345]

... uh ellen, i love you, but... girrafes arent stripey!

[rmcdaniel423]

Portia is so hot! Even when she's not trying to be. She can't help it.

[gridergirl]

ah, no worries, Portia. that was just a chupacabra you saw.

lmao!

[RecountHero]

Tapir.

[kwonmiceder]

Lesbionest here. 

[XxPharaohAtemxX]

I love how ellen brought all these people just to find this animal ~_~;

[hawitk]

@XxPharaohAtemxX

yeah totally, Ellen must be crazy about Portie to do all this for her !

[criticalcrash]

SHE MADE IT UP!! How can she remember its features to vividly... HAHAHA> Or idk.

[lunalunatic46]

HONEY BADGER!