How to Pronounce Count of Monte Cristo

[MadSquirtle]

I'm waiting until he trolls everyone and just begins pronouncing things properly.

[chuklerz]

me:ohh shit my parents are home need to make it look like im studyin..... oh hey dad im.... im.. just jacking off....... do ye mind! dad: im disowning you

[Jpzinho007]

Condm montom quantum.

[justKinia]

condom monte-quonte?

[MsAsianDramas]

Nooooo not my favorite book!

[FirstSuperHumanist]

HAHAHA It just reminded me of Joey (friends) XD (-.- you know, when Phoebe is trying to teach him French)

[QTpiemcpinky]

Thank You.

[TheComradeMax]

Cunta manta quanta

[jeen1726]

L O L Like if you saw him on Ellen.

[K1ngofblackops]

@jeen1726 wut



[Unsub15]

Kinda sounds like Joey off Friends trying to speak French...

[svenjeder]

Englisch is hard language. Those letters do match not up to the sounds.

[Shanebabys]

@svenjeder Yeah English is hard, but thankfully PronounciationManual is the best place to learn it! You'll be a pro in no time

[jeen1726]

@Shanebabys L O L!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jeen1726]

@svenjeder Oh wow!

[IanEduardoMeneses]

Condom Manta Quanta

[miriamjwoods]

Conda Monta Quanta?

[agirlyoumayknow]

what?

[sniperste1979]

quantra mantra quantra mint!

[763376337]

KHAND AMOUNT A QUANTA

KANTA MANTAQUANTAY

HANTOMANTOQUANTO

[DC11961]

Perfect troll: do a either how to spell Rick Astley, or Never Gonna Give You Up and have the song play in the background. XD

[brownbess]

No, it's "crunky bunky risto." Useless.

[JVB559]

The After Disaster sent me here. Can you please say "After Disaster"

[ofurpesi]

cantumantucrantu?

[tenyar]

Can you pronounce aluminium for our American friends who inexplicably pronounce it "aloominum"?

[bobkin611]

How to pronounce Condom!!! Do that next!!

[PsychoStreakBrony]

HOW ARE THESE SO FUNNY?

[Willix2100]

Cunta monta quanta

[Noruzenchi86]

do the Cask of Amontillado

[Explodingdust]

why do i always get top comment on these videos.

[Sergyn107]

hahahha lol so freaking funny, I thought it was serious...just had a duh moment here.

[crazycheesecake]

sounds like the dialogue in Magicka

[idiosynkratic]

condom monty kwanza.

[SongahmTemple]

I intentionally choose the largest words and immediately start laughing before the video loads

[Mrsringostar1997]

condem montry quanto

[raystrife234]

quanta fanta

[dhislexic]

i heard condom monta quanta.

[L0llitaP0p]

@dhislexic

me2

[FalaUmNickAe]

canta manta quanta

[SadieAlucard]

CONTUH MONTUH QUANTUH.......

CONTUH.... MONTUH QUANTUH..

CONTUH MONTUH QUANTUH...

[JerCoolBeans]

count of monte CRONTUPISTO

[frafrayodyo]

e ho pensato prima "condom" ma poi "Dimmi quando quando quando..." AhAhAh!!! XD

[RoflGalaxy]

Conda monda quanda.

[LivingInTheCornfield]

Cada.... Mada Quasta

[narrat0r12]

Condom Manta Quanta.

[TselUnit]

looks like the tip of my dick

[GadgetProfessional]

Conta monta quanta.

[SkrillBit]

cuntamuntaquantu?

[gundamseedathrun]

not to sound stupid, but is this actually serious and he can't pronounce any of these words or is it a joke?

[BeeVeeStudios]

@gundamseedathrun It's a parody of the channel pronunciationbook.

[gundamseedathrun]

@BeeVeeStudios Thanks, I was thinking it was a joke but I wasn't 100% sure.

[pens66ml]

Countupisto Montucristo

[CMSSL4D2TF2LoL]

All hail the glorious Conta Monta Cuanta, our savonta! 

[MrRockydog4000]

CUNTA MUNTA KWUNTOEUH.

[ihavevoodoopowers]

I started laughing at this before I even clicked it

[MrSquid21]

CONTA MONTA QWANTA. I've always wondered how you pronounce it. IM TOTALLY GONNA ACE THAT ENGLISH TEST TOMORROW!!!

[ZeWarlord]

Come to Monta Qwonta

[philippejaleev]

Condo Mondo Quantum

[LittleSilverStar]

Is this dude speaking Simlish?

[CarolineCastell]

This is totally Joey from Friends! :)

[UnziBlik]

WTF!!!

[blasterchief123]

Sounds like the worms from Men in Black.

[Explodingdust]

i fucking heard it, you dont need to comment what he said

[Unleasher619]

@Explodingdust Almost as bad as when people stop in the middle of a movie and say "DID YOU JUST SEE THAT???"

[DjMattio]

@Explodingdust its funny when u read and listen

[Diggydiggyholeful]

@Explodingdust yes we do. apparently it makes you "popular"

[Siptic]

@Explodingdust hes probably just trying to help the deaf people that would actually go on youtube aka like 1 guy

[SeanS373N]

@Explodingdust Yeah, because he obviously said cunta monta quanta.

[TJWRDS]

Count of Monte Cristo

[rockafoxtoday]

one month to kwanzaaaa!!!!!!!

[HanaYooHoo6]

"Condom on the quontum" WTF???;;

[pugNdrum]

I already realised this was not going to go well when I saw the sentence that was lined up o.O

[invernomuto00]

dude... you are a genius

[fug1t]

Cunt a month to Quanta

[MrDiewahrheiten]

cuuuuunte mounteeee

[thisissomeguy]

contamontakwonta

[M4Awesomness12]

I swear i head "Cunt" here.

[SirPenguin75]

Can't amount to Kwanta

[furuzon12]

its like the sims

[Alphajediknight]

comments are the best! =D

[corpuscollossus]

permaban

[SandmanPicturez]

The guy who made PronunciationBook must be mad as hell right now...

[WatchdogGoon]

piderman

[whiteh3d]

Smoke some and we will ALL pronounce it this way! ProManual is the weed version of ProBook!

[mclkai]

Condom mount to quanta

lol.

[MrJhonvond]

I've never been top comment before, just checked and I'm the top comment for this, it brings me joy

[OwlviewProductions]

@MrJhonvond You aren't top comment.

[MrJhonvond]

@OwlviewProductions Check top comment, look at the name.

[OwlviewProductions]

@MrJhonvond I see.

[wayneo7897WW]

cunt a mutha fucka

[kronos9339]

Condom Monta Quanta

[Donutslayer7]

Wow, this is actually the book I'm reading right now...

[goawayass]

cunt of monte crisco

[DetonatorYellow]

Onomatopoeia Part 2!

[FiaBoomSchack]

Ahahahaha!

[tbalonick]

Hilarity level: 100% - Maturity level: 0% FANTASTIC! :D

[StarcraftWar]

and the other 40%?

[vmanarin]

why am i laughing hahahaha

[myalkpvslb]

conte monte cuante! hehehe these videos are killing me hehehe

[Rythius]

i didnt know george lucas was in this film...

[jablkovastrudla]

what is so funny about these videos? i dont get it

[apeycakess]

reminds me of peter trying to speak Italian 'BE BA BOOP BA ? BE BA DA BOOPY" 

[MrKitteh101]

Coundamontequante..... Am I saying it right?

[PoPoCartman]

he sounds like the people from the sims

[bladedaawesome2]

he sounds like a pokemon trying to tell the jury his client is innocent.

[thecoolsis07]

QUANDO QUANDO QUANDO.

[topei18]

FUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK I LAUGHED SO HARD I SHAT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEXT TIME IM NOT HOLDING IT IN BEFORE I WATCH THESE VIDS!!!

[Simba7032]

Contamuntequanta

[mrfalafl]

kumquats

[theoriginalpunk]

It's quanto mando quando?

[arapsasuga]

tell me quando quantamuntaquanta

[RobotStrut]

It just baffles me, thinking about how someone is sitting in front of their computer and saying this into their mic without laughing.

[16691232]

oh my god this so good

its like sex, only im having it

[CTsquared92]

THIS!IS!GOLD!

[Hidole555]

@CTsquared92 sparta

[Beudog120]

cunta, MANTA-QUANTA! xD

[thecanadiankid99]

i wonder how many kids fail cuz of him haha

[BlackBirds93]

CRANTE-MANTE-QUANTE-EH

[Krayzy8Mazza]

@williambrazzers Seems like it did.

[tehz3n17h]

I would feel really bad if these were recordings of people with Down Syndrome. -_-

[Spartan4521]

This reminds me of Vlad from Magicka lol

[ClarkWise]

Now I want a Monte Cristo sandwich.

[chavezruben5]

condem munta qwaunta

[xJessIsRadd]

Cunt a munta kwanta

[katmagicate]

Anyone else just get a big reminder of Quantum Leap?

[tomassino]

in castilian is less silly

[animelover357]

I always say Count of Monte Crisco...bad habit.

[MrJhonvond]

Count the months to Kwanzaa

[DukeNukemIsHere3]

@MrJhonvond Kwanzaa bot up in this motherfucker

[volunteernation16]

@MrJhonvond no

[MrJhonvond]

@volunteernation16 254 people disagree with you.

[volunteernation16]

@MrJhonvond is this the highlight of your life?

[MrJhonvond]

@volunteernation16 No, do you waste your time looking through comments and do I waste my free time responding, yes.

[anythingnew]

If you study French or any strange European language, this is actually how you read things like this. It totally makes no sense, unlike Spanish. English is "bearable" but not completely.

[91snake]

Count of Monte Cristo

[fpsNOOBKILLER]

cuntamuntaquanta

[Danyukhin]

cuntamuntaquanta