beamz music performance system

[errorYT]

1:20 xD

2:08 xxxDDD

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[berzerker11]

protect your virginity with this retarded music instrument!

[elocsports]

You should update your knowledge, now available in retail stores go check it out..

[RADARrevolt]

Who the fuck would buy this?

DJ Pauly D... thats who.

[InnerPeaceRecordings]

What a piece of crap.

[Checking212]

I like how all the people's shadows are all dancing and having such a great time!

[drummerboy7516]

i like how none of them sound good no matter how hard they try to look like a douche

[FraterPooP]

What a steaming pile of shit. Worst invention ever. It's a good buy for idiots - go for it!

[BlueCougar]

Guys, this video is a parody of the original commercial... Stravinsky, Schoenberg and Ligeti don't come bundled with the instrument...

[dill20111]

A complete piece of crap

[alvinucsk110]

THIS IS BRILLIANT FANTASTIC FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE MUSIC AND INTO CREATIVE STUFF.... CANT BEAT IT..... WORTH EVERY PENNY.... BEST BUY OF THE YEAR.....

[luki667]

retarded, that's what it is

[mistrzrzucaniarondla]

Wondering if anybody tried this with sounds from porn movies :D

[staraszmata]

kompletnie bezużyteczne gówno

[dispater90]

1:37 - 2:35 WTF?!

This a stupid toy for stupid people.

[panFotograf]

This is an parody right?

[cormaction]

holy shit thats was funny, my insides hurt. Thank. You.

[thisnextsongiscalled]

WHERE is the original and unmodified video ? WHERE ? please !!!

[ccrimsonfox]

@thisnextsongiscalled it was on the sharper image's channel but they removed both videos (just 3 weeks ago I guess) LOL

[kentrecsund]

Ill buy it - ill put it in the guineapig cage and set it to guineapig sounds.

[99alita]

WTF! it was created for deaf people!!! incredibly stupid!!!

[holbylarsen]

never, ever, go full retard...

[around10ish]

BREAK THE LASER BEAMS *hig five* SHRED BALDY SHRED!

[jiniton]

the jam session was jaw dropping and got me PUMPED! just look at those two buddies having fun,without a care in the world just jamming it out. and aahhh..the "quiet reverie"..nothing more thought provoking than slicing the air and creating sounds like two idiots getting torn to bits in an industrial grinder.

[snowaks]

I have yet to read a comment from someone who is interested in buying one these.

[Sceptik0101]

totally gay !

[theret3volt]

middle aged white guys gettin pathetic.

[ohmyagnes]

Hippiest instrument. EVER!

[vivalamelody]

STUPID

[arivera3426]

Beamz is the 21st century version of birth control...no chick would want to bang a douchecock that played with this product.

[seriousbusiness47]

BE AN HERO.

[hegwoodp]

LMAO! xD

[tanbrolo]

I though Beamz was the most retarded thing I've ever seen...until I saw this...

watch?v=LxY9ZGR54cQ

I guess they just needed to switch market strategies.

[mrl0p3z]

I love the looks on the faces of these assholes. They're all in deep concentration. Oh yeah, and notice there are no women playing in these clips? That's because having anything to do with Beams precludes contact with a female body!!!! Zing!

[huttimaaan]

i lold^^

[tapsilogue]

WTF? Who would buy that piece of hot, steaming turd?

[faintmelody]

lol wtf....

[yotsubakowai]

LOL! Moar cowbell!

[bravocmdr]

1:32 and at the end

is that a boy or a girl... or his wife?...

[magicdudegary]

be a hero

[hex357]

fukn waste of money....

[kalosmail]

This thing sucks!

[ika6352]

Only the washlet has a funnier ad campaign, but the two lamest white guys ever "jamming" and the douchebag in sunglasses might just put this one over the top. There are easier ways to look like an asshole than spending $600 on this thing.

[realnicoli]

Only slightly cooler with Ike Willis vocals.

[specter1001]

that looks so dumb lol

[youtubasoarus]

That's about the quickest way to make yourself look like a douche.

[AlexanderDaBeast]

and I agree.

[ChiefofBuddha]

@youtubasoarus you are just jealous

[dotcalmmmm]

did anyone see the one of children in the hospital with this? seemed to work pretty well for them..i want to try to play it

[mrl0p3z]

STFU dotclammm apparently you have one, or have stock in Sharper Image (if you do, I am so sorry, lol. this machine might have been the went that sent them into chapter 11), as you post on every Beamz Youtube about how awesome it is.

[dotcalmmmm]

what possible use could there be for a device that let everyone play ..or i should say play around.. with music? strange idea..funny remix but orig is even funnier ..so camp..like from the 50 s..what is this..happy days?

[JKT84]

I'll take 10.

[JKT84]

I'll take 10.

[yetiresearch]

was that Pierrot Lunaire or one of those Boulez vocal pieces?

[BlueCougar]

"Rock Band/Hero": Sacre du P. (Stravinsky)

"Family Fun": Requiem (Ligeti)

"Quiet reverie/Jam": Aventures (Ligeti)

"Everyone": Pierrot L. (Schoenberg)

"Cowbell": Well...

[intlradartech]

awesome video remix. hilarious.

[Adlibnote]

thats ridiculous

[tec303]

Now with added COWBELL!

LOL!!

[paradoxist1]

This is fucking brilliant (the parody that is)

[Gnaborretni]

I'd thought these sounded interesting, but I'm now VERY UNimpressed. It's clear they aren't actually "PLAYING" it like an instrument. According to the info, "breaking the laser beams with hands automatically generates PRE-AUTHORED STREAMS, RIFFS OR LOOPS OF MUSICAL NOTES from a variety of instruments." Search for "Beamz prototype at Phoenix Children's Hospital" to see kids getting identical results, making so-called "music" with zero musical know-how. Clearly just a gimmick - not for musicians!

[evilpaul]

Merzbow bought 23 of them

[cygnusvideo]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaha

[rimeroni]

haha

[kaffeinsuchtiger]

What Naked City album is this from?

[lowestXform]

It's definitely 'Torture Garden' first, then I think there's some from 'Grand Guignol' later on.

[lowestXform]

actually not 'grand guignol', meant 'heretic' but not sure...

[User10887]

It's from the self-titled album. The tracks are Igneous Ejaculation, Blood Duster, and Speedball. This is brilliant by the way.

[User10887]

That was in response to kaffeinsuchtiger's question about which Naked City album it was.

[colinshark]

Is that Schoenberg?

[BlueCougar]

Among others, yes. (Pierrot Lunaire)

[doyouhavegum]

this is the next fender stratocaster. seriously, you'll see.

[joewheelar]

what the fuck.

[Bollocks3000]

the first 16 seconds is the real audio, the rest is an overdubbed pisstake...although the real thing is actually funnier.. :)

[souq]

a legend has been born

[Xez2y]

more cowbell!

[37b]

baaaaaaaahahahahahaha

[pltmhouse]

UTTERLY HILARIOUS!!!! You gotta see the original one first to truly appreciate how funny this is. I"M STILL LAUGHING!!!!! Help...

[chachijones]

I laughed so hard, I farted. You sir, are a genius.