Smack-Off 2009: Rachel in Houston

[lakersownyou]

COME ON RACHEL SHAVE YOUR BACK!!!

[johnnycajxrt]

she should have been so much better than 8th for this call

[johnnycajxrt]

I live in Houston, i heard this one live,and i almost crashed my car i was laughing so hard.

[bryant5266]

Hate all you want she can and will carve your ass up.... She's a female...So what? Nobody knows what she looks like...Nevermind I just heard her say ASS!!! Damn that was awesome

[upabittoolate]

@bryant5266 What I wanna know is why she's gotta look like Mark Henry. Is it because she's a Blackwoman? Is it because she dropped a few lbs.? C'mon. Anyone who can get off a Spongebob Squarepants blast IN STRIDE is a smackoholic.

[upabittoolate]

@bryant5266 I almost forgot, she sent a Haiku with laser accuracy. Racehl is the shit.

[PennyWisee14]

Is that Rachel on the right?

[MaxwellHammer05]

She sounds like a NIGGER. and she needs to stop READING.

[ninjanickb]

@MaxwellHammer05 Weak take.

[PennyWisee14]

@MaxwellHammer05 So Soccer of you

[upabittoolate]

@MaxwellHammer05 Idiot.

[mrwhatever213]

@MaxwellHammer05 I hope you die you snow monkey. drop dead tramp racist bitch.

[bukakee1]

Man's game bitch!

[dxsmackdown8]

hysterical ! nark henry's picture. ha ha ha ha lol

[bukakee1]

WAR lady clones.

[subsaresogay]

This bitch sounds FAT FAT FAT FFFFFFFFAAAAATTT

[sharpendskull]

What a retard, the sounds like a fat 320 lbs child molester.

[clariceave]

3:19 LoL

[clariceave]

2:18 LoL

[deanw0rmer]

Shut up you stupid skank

[ThisIsTrent]

She was good back in 05 but I think she did great on this one. I wish she would have called in this years smack off!

[coonscrib]

bitch is a reader. good ERRRRRRR though.

[pujols37105]

Carl in Rosemead would smoke Rachel in a smackoff.

[DeadOmega]

err, uh?

[FZappa20]

rachel has lost her touch....she was great in the 05 smack off

[azeltroth]

what a babbling bitch

[Fenix471]

that's a huge bitch

[VicInNocal]

The maker of this video needs to be put in the Smackoff on the strength of that Rachel picture alone.

[HuskerFanatic]

That pic is actually WWE superstar Mark Henry which is really funny.

[MaxwellHammer05]

@HuskerFanatic Please don't refer Mark Henry as a WWE Superstar....he's a Gold Medal Winner for the US. Lets call him as such.

[dxsmackdown8]

what does rachel in houston really look like ? IM NOT TRYING TO BE FLIPPANT, I SERIOUSLY AM CURIOUS...

[nickolas233]

nincompoos...psst please

[fmthebaron]

Rome looks like Rod Woodson.

[MindCloud420]

wow that noise cost her the smack off lol

[mariodeadonvoice]

nice job,rachel

[RedDaVincy]

Come on Rachael shave your back!

[NathanMosaic]

Rach always comes strong...

No one's gonna swagger-jack Iafrate...but this broad has game.

[senorpachangaz]

Iafrate sucks ass.

[NathanMosaic]

You can say what you want...and I know all of the clones think that they could do better than who got through (myself included)...

But as a matter of record, Iafate & Cablinasian are the winngest Smackers of all-times, So regardless of how you liked his call, he's got the cotton to show for his efforts.

[senorpachangaz]

You do realize that whoever wins the smackoff is just rome's opinion, right? that doesnt prove anything. greg in vegas, terrance, joe in the oc and all kinds of other people have always been much better than Iafrate. Iafrate hasnt said anything remotely funny or entertaining in like 10 years. but rome sucks his balls just bcause he knows him personally or some shit.

[NathanMosaic]

No doubt, man...but whether you or I or anyone agrees with the decision or not, the guy in charge liked what he did

Likewise, I think Terrance got screwed out of at least one title (maybe more)...but you can't hate on Cablinasian for walking away with the crown.

Like any good sports convo, the Smack Off is what it is because there's no shortage of opinions.

[TheSimpsonssince90]

Iafrate's calls are getting tired anyway.

"I'm better than Terrance and everybody." That just doesn't get it done anymore. I'm glad Assafrate finished fifth.

[dele3344]

Wow, she came strong.

[stevis78]

Josh in Grand Rapids deserved better. The Vic "has his last name, INNOCAL, scrawled across the back window of his 1992 CRX in Old English text" blast alone was top-5 worthy, IMO.

[senorpachangaz]

Well then, your opinion is pretty stupid and you have very bad taste.

[stevis78]

You call my opinion "stupid," and you say *I* have bad taste? Explain that one. Also, explain to me why I am wrong.

[senorpachangaz]

You're wrong because you think that Grand Rapids guy should've been Top5.

[stevis78]

I respect your opinion, but I don't think I'm necessarily wrong. Nor are you. To me, I just don't believe there were five calls better than Josh's. Three calls, maybe, but not five.

[jaboo82681]

wow!!!!

[49rrydr]

She should've won it

[nombombz]

pic of mark henry= priceless

[SaturniidSkye]

LOL!!! I wonder what she looks like...

[psu68born]

rachel is pretty damm funny

[HuskerFanatic]

It's amazing how much stuff a caller can pack in 3 and a half minutes but Rachel packed a lot of stuff into it. 50 kicks to Joe in the OC's groin (including a well-done haiku), takes on the NBA playoffs, a Bombay Sapphire reference and calling it "the breakfast of champions", dismantling Teresa in Portland, Manny Ramirez take, a sideswipe at Will in Portland and one of the best finishers ever in the Jungle, "I'm going to go twitter my acceptance speech."

Well done, made all of H-town proud.

[JokerKlownX]

lol @ the pic of mark henry!!!

[aznravechild6i9]

Go between 2:18 and 3:18 to hear a NASCAR race.

It doesn't perfectly land on her ERRRR and her AAAAASS, but until someone posts Rome's Rachel in Houston take, this is as close as we're going to get.

[HuskerFanatic]

I have the segments on MP3 files but I wouldn't know how to post them to youtube if I tried....

[aznravechild6i9]

If you want, I can post them.

[btime100]

Man's game BITCH!!!

[HuskerFanatic]

Hidden gem - she cold-cocked Teresa in Portland with this phone call.

war the newest female chick, Sheryl in Austin

[santana3212]

Hey! Did you get an email read yesterday? Erich in Lincoln? You blasted Iowa, if I remember correctly.

[HuskerFanatic]

No. That was not me, sadly....

[Lou2kk]

Putting up that picture was just wrong...haha!

[upabittoolate]

she should have won. that was the hardest call i've ever heard

[HuskerFanatic]

no. I'm the biggest Rachel honk ever, but Brad in Corona had one of the best calls in the history of the program and deserved to win. I had her sixth (top five being Brad, Vic, Mike, Greg and Iafrate in that order).

war - the ERRRRRRRRRR in this phone call

[upabittoolate]

war brad. war vic. war mike. hell, war greg to a lesser extent. lafrate? are you kidding? anyways, i thought rachel really got busy with her content AND she said man's game. c'mon. a chick saying man's game. i almost let out a howard dean "yeah!" when i heard that. but "i'm gonna twitter my acceptance speech". c'mon, a 1990 bobby thigpen couldn't have performed a stronger closing

[HuskerFanatic]

All good points. And one more thing: I think she had the best ERRRRRRRRR in the 20 year history of the talk show. I want to see that up on YouTube sometime soon. Those two segments were the funniest segments I've heard on live radio since Alvin's Man's Game mix with Yakety.

[upabittoolate]

best ERRRRRRRRR in the history of radio.

war yakety sax

[crazedlink00]

Isn't that the sound that Dale Jr's car makes? lol

[upabittoolate]

no, you're thinking of a shovel head or a hemi. i think that's more like a v-tec. i think that's sterling marlin's whip.

[smrushing1]

If Greg decides to win instead of be completely ridiculous, he'd win sooner or later.