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  • The galactic phone book! But no one ever answers.

  • We're all atheists, it's just I believe in one less deity than you.

    This ages Gods and religions are the literal amusement of the next age.

  • @intigfx George Carlin - Religion is Bullshit.

  • I went to make a sandwich, then proceed to eat it. I come back, It's STILL going ! haha.

  • This list is proof of the human imagination (and that some special breed of atheists are missing the significance of the human quest entirely). Although there are of course also good atheists who - just like a good theist - have a great laugh about this. Life is good, hahaha

  • this list is proof dat humans are stupid,and new gods are invented in sum part of d word everyday

  • omg there a uranus god lol

  • Who pause at G lol ? 

  • did anyone count? if so how many gods were there?

  • "short"

  • Jesus stands out and above all so-called "gods".

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    "I am the way the truth and the light; no-one comes to the Father but by me".

  • @WorldBibleUnion454 it's because you were born in a christian family.. for me, i was born in a moslem family, and allah was the one stands out above all.. i think you already know that jesus or isa-almasih is only a prophet in moslem.. LOL... not that it matters anymore.. i'm free of those human made stories... (pardon my english)

  • @WorldBibleUnion454 Not really, he's just as imaginary as all the other ones xD

  • @CommanderRoth --What other "gods" have eyewitness accounts that back up their existence?

  • @WorldBibleUnion454 shit ton

  • @CommanderRoth see funny thing thats where you would be wrong frankly it can't be disproved there is no God and of course there is no physical proof of God either except say everything around us but that is by personal opinion alone of course. I mean our specie has been proven to be far too young to have advanced this far without a push. Whats really sad is that atheists I have known would believe in aliens before they would God. Do you believe in ETs? I'm just saying!

  • @2ravenf0x2 there is more proof for aliens than for a god

  • @brochill69 so who made the aliens may I ask?

  • @2ravenf0x2 Same person who made God.

  • @earthfrenzy so either your saying aliens do not exist or God was made by a person and so were aliens, or your an athiest who believes in nothing. please explain

  • @2ravenf0x2 Nah I'm a muslim. Allah made your 'Lord God' Jesus (PBUH).

  • @earthfrenzy oh even worse, my Lord is God and his son Jesus is part of him. Allah if even existed was made by the one true God. All the books are wrong in the long run or at least have many mistakes in their texts,Qu'ran too. Excuse me if this will sound like blaspheming but religion itself is man made to find God. True faith is God finding us. Many people have not gotten this yet and it is fine of all things the Lord is patient with his children. The books are guidlines thats it

  • @2ravenf0x2 I hope you realise that Allah = Yahweh. They are actually the same god. God = Yahweh. *sigh* why am I even trying? Really I'm a atheist, but I was just replying saying I was Muslim because I'm trying to show how unlikely the god you worship and the way you worship it is highly unlikely to get you to heaven. It is unlikely the method of worship and what you worship is actually the correct choice of out an infinite amount of possible deities...

  • @earthfrenzy oh I knew you were an atheist you commented before mine that you were. There is just one God probably who has been called so many things and for your sake I will call an intelligent designer. I know from personal experience that there is a consciousness outside of our understanding that designed everything that there is. I also believe that he/she/it is aware of us and has influence in what goes on, on our tiny little speck of a planet.

  • @2ravenf0x2 Was he practising when he designed dinosaurs? Also it's more likely in fact that there are many gods and that they are species of their own, at least IMO. Meh, even if there was one god how do you know which way to worship it? Will not mutilating the genitals your children mean you cannot access heaven? Why would you believe that it has influence on what goes on? We have free will, apparently... Doesn't this just show he doesn't influence us, he most certainly doesn't affect me!

  • @WorldBibleUnion454 amen to that!

  • You forgot "Dave: Lord of the remote control"

  • i think we can say that humans cant live without a hope of a afterlife or a god.

  • I miss 8:30... where'd he go?

  • And they're all imaginary. Take your pick, world.

  • ok now i want the long list

  • all hail kigatilik, the slayer of shamans!

  • Please reload with music .. please hahah i bet I already know what song it is hahahahahahah

  • you guys are absolutely foolish! Odin is the real God, I saw him in a movie..

  • @chesster423 Those movies are made to decieve you! The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the real one!

  • ohhh noo they all make the same amount of sence to worship which one do i pick O.o

  • Proof of god:

    1. Non-existing things aren't limited by the human brain

    2. God doesn't exist

    3. God is illogical

    4. God exist

    5. Therefore, god exist.

    Or another proof:

    1. God exist

    2. Therefore, god exist.

  • @FlyingSpaghettiMoner CIRCULAR REASONING! SO MUCH CIRCULAR REASONING!

  • @thatamazinggeek

    Perhaps true gods were excluded from the short list.

  • Who is the Stephen Roberts that is quoted at the end? I searched for his name and found nothing at all related to this. I think the quote is interesting.

  • Who is the Stephen Robers that is quoted at the end? I searched for his name and found nothing at all related to this. I think the quote is interesting.

  • @theMixBandit the only way anyone can possibly know how big my dick is to suck it hard

    and your mother knows it best

    lololololooloollololo

    you're right it is the size of an ant but that ant is the size of my a python

  • what about my dick? (tongues be upon him) 

  • @thatamazinggeek

    I disagree with the last statement. Many religions were guilty of human sacrifice, killing in the name of religion, that kind of thing. The Abrahamic religions had a believe this or else set of rules, but according to the Bible, the Jews didn't often really pay much attention to their own religion anyways.

  • @thatamazinggeek

    Did it really work like that? I imagine so. I'd pick Hades, Apollo, Odhinn, El, etc. Learning about myth is neat but the actual worship would probably lose it's lustre for me quick, unless I was in some really boring city. What did people do for fun in Nineveh anyways?

  • @thatamazinggeek

    Yeah, and we all know how some people feel about Chuck Norris and Sean Connery.

  • wheres the long list?

  • it only proves that people in early ages created gods just because they need a guide or path to goodness... everything about religion is based on fabrication .

  • @thatamazinggeek

    It's THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

    Infidel heathen!

  • HEY U FORGOT ME ON THIS LIST...WHAT AM I STILL A SECRET !!!

  • There is only one god and that is the WMG.

  • HOW DARE U MOCK MY GOD WITH THESE STORIES OF OTHER GODS...THOR IS THE ONE TRUE GOD. lol

  • I think you forgot, Yahweh, the god of the bible.

  • @Akira89M Yahweh is one of the nastiest of all gods. That's why the bible sells. Sensation!

  • @Akira89M Checked it. Yahweh is on the list.

  • @eckharttoll yeah your right, at 8:31, you can see it, I don't know how I missed it before.

  • @Akira89M coz the list goes fast

  • Too stupid to understand science and logic?

    Try that big magic man in the sky who tells you he's real through Chinese whispers of a magical book.

  • the majority of this list aren't even gods. They are just characters in folklore.  For example: Agamemnon, Andromache, Achilles, Diomedes, Astynax, Ajax, Hector, Priam, Paris, Briseis, Chryseis, Chryses, Helen, and Menelaus are merely characters from "The Iliad". And those are just SOME of the Greeks listed here. Do your research first.

  • @mythdoctor how much would that effect the video?

  • @mythdoctor Greek gods were considered real. Were they not?

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  • Interesting, no mention of allah. Who's list is this? A list of unworshipped "gods"?

  • @faro0485 allah is the same god christians have , what they all disagree , but it's nothing but the truth!!

  • @faro0485 'Allah' just means 'God' in arabic, it's not really a God name like 'Yahweh'

  • @biggsleezy yahuwa is arabic for YHWH, ... /watch?v=gt3JDT9XQQ8

  • @biggsleezy That kinda beats all the claim that there are tons of gods? "Facepalm"

  • @SchadenfreundeParody I'm not saying that there not, I'm just saying that the christian god sounds similar to the muslim god, except that one is Jesus's dad and one isn't. Don't get me wrong, I'm also an atheist, but it's ignorant to refer to 'Allah' as a name of a god, you might as well refer to 'Dios(spanish)' or 'Gott(german)' as a god. It's like calling your dog 'dog' or 'perro(spanish for dog)', doesn't make sence, does it?

  • Regarding the quote in the description..religion already is a fringe activity that is meaningless ;).

  • Key word, "short" anyone else notice that?

  • I looked, and my name wasn't included. I am so a God! I'm even better than a God, in fact -- I can actually accomplish things! Moreover, I can prove that I exist.

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  • Did anyone count them all?

  • @wesj1989 more then 3000

  • I didnt see Jesus on there. He must have removed his name because he knows computer skillz

  • hmmm which one to pick and devote my life to without question.. oohh the choices!

  • All those gods have one thing in common.....they're all dead and gone!

  • @BlackPhantom559 How was it proven to be crap? Did God and Jesus show up and go, hey this is crap, look we are totally real.

  • well we cant blame our ancestors for coming up with gods,they had no access to d knowledge we have today it ws part of our evolutionary growth,but now we hav realised tht these gods r false nd these religious books r stupid they just contain d info ,the culture,the morality of d people who composed them in thr time nd it contradicts ours,religions needs to be rejected atleast those who r entirely based on d supernatural,i dont reject d philosohpical part of religion

  • @thescorpionking2020

    yeah, i agree. they saw lightning and meteors- and they were scared by it. They had no way to understand weather- so they blamed gods or themselves (gods punishment) when their cops failed. Its natural to say "what did I do to deserve this?" But now we know better, and still 98% of the world believes in these nonsense stories.

  • @ProveItsReal ya u right my friend,god was an answer to all d unknowable natural phenomenas around us,earthquakes was god's punishment,if sumbody won a war god was on thr side but i really wonder why people still believe in it,religions basically r rough working models of d universe dat d ancient people came up nd all these claims hav been demolished now people who still stick to them r very very stupid accordin to me they r just weak nt to accept reality

  • That many gods, but we never saw one lol.

  • i like the vid. though i believe in God.

  • @heisfriendly So out of all those God, you think that we got it right this time? ummmmm....that kinda arrogant and stupid, we need to move beyond the fallacy of a God

  • Hold up, what was that one god, I couldn't quite catch it! ;) I like that one.

  • @BibleBeliever994 And? Your point is that your religion is unique? That doesn't make it true, my friend...

  • I wonder how many Christians know how many of these dead gods were born on Dec. 25th, the son of God, mother was a virgin, able to perform miracles, turned against by their own people for a small sum of money, nailed to cross or a tree, entombed, resurrected, went to heaven, etc. About 22 of the same characteristics of about 30 different gods. Ironic, eh?

  • Mommy mommy! I liked that one, can I get that one cuz it has a funny name!

  • Is God atheist too?

  • Not a lot of confidence in this list. Just looking at the A's, Achilles shouldn't be on there, since he was a mortal not a God. And Allah didn't make the list? Looks like this is more of a list of random characters from mythology, not an actual list of gods.

  • @friendofthefunk very good point, i also try to point out others who make misstakes and try to correct them, way to go! by far the lamest one is when someone asks if i think we came from monkeys, it makes me want to shove a banana in their face, but i just say NO but we have a common ancestor

  • I know this one is the true god. I should know, Ive followed a few

  • If you are a Christian it is only by coincidence, If you were born in a random place and time then you would have a random religion and you would coincidentally believe in that god as your one true savior.

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  • This looks like Star Wars on fast foward...

  • ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!1!

    *tomato to the face*

    Sorry, couldn't resist... :(

  • Buddha is not a God. Buddhism is not technically a religion. It's originally, and still is at it's core, a philosophical teaching meant to better yourself and your life. There are no deities in Buddhism. Buddha was a real Man, not born out of mythology or legend.

  • @chonomakona dude buddhism does hav diesties nd does believe in afterlife and sum sort of reincarnation,buddha never denied the existence of any of d gods during his time and thr r many buddhist scriptures in wich hindu gods nd thr worshipped is invoked,although god is nt important in buddhism,agreed tht buddhism is only a philosophy nd it is nt a religion howevr it wud b wrong 2 say tht buddha didnt believe he ws more of an apatheist but he never denied thr existence,god or devas r thr in it

  • @chonomakona hindu gods r well respected in d buddhist tradition although thr existence is not really important for them,buddha nevr denied existence of any deity he said existence of god didnt matter 4 nirvana nd enlightenment howevr technically speaking buddhism is apatheistic or pantheistic in its approach

  • @thescorpionking2020 Hinduism is a religion. It's entirely separate from Buddhism. While their believers may respect Hindu deities, that does not mean they worship those gods. And the fact that Hindu believers practice both Buddhism and Hinduism goes along with what I said, that Buddhism is not technically a religion.

    On a side note, you should really work on your grammar. I had to read your comments literally five times to work out what you meant.

  • @chonomakona well i tend to keep things short as much as possible but i 'll keep with wat u said

  • Fuck WMG!

  • The God Coltzin is missing. Anyways the thought that you would be created to render worship is just ridiculous. Why would an almighty being demand worship or respect from an inferior being? I find that religious people have a very dark side to them.

  • The God Coltzin is missing.

  • Anybody saw Xenu?

  • @nononsenseinrational xenu isnt a god... hes a space alien whos evil... they dont worship him

  • How many is it?

  • HOLY shit. o_o

  • Yaweh isnt on there. :-[ he's a real god too. dont discriminate on me while ill be a complete hypocrit about it and tell people what they can and can't do because i talk to god everyday.... AND he ALLLWAYS answers. (sarcastic tone)

    Note: remember if you talk to yourself and you answer, it's a sure sign your insane.

  • @ianad7 The entire world's fucking bonkers then mate.

  • @chonomakona lol true if insaneity is the majority then its the norm and im crazy for not believeing it. however, in my defence crazy people generally dont know they are crazy. if i know im crazy for not beileveing it than i cant be crazy... right? @_@

  • @ianad7 I meant for the talking to yourself, since everyone does it.

  • I wonder how big a list of equal proportion of fail science ideas and theories would be, but atheists don't like to talk about that. Turning things around, asking an atheist to do what they ask of religion seems to anger them even more beyond reason.

  • @daddyg321 *facepalm*....someone doesnt understand the scientific method. your makeing this too easy. 8 ball says pray again later

  • @ianad7 source: Scientific method refers to a body of techniques for investigating phenomena, acquiring new knowledge, or correcting and integrating previous knowledge

  • @ianad7 As a student years ago I had the required credits to graduate h.s. a year early, still study science and math( I was a science and math major) whenever possible to this day. It seems for some of us learning never stop and for others it never begins.

  • @daddyg321 ..and Einstein said "insanity is doing the same thing over and over expect different results." and he was a HS drop out. good job for being academically smart (in HS LMAO!!) you still have no logic. you can tell me 1+1= 2 but i can tell you why. "just because" isnt an answer. i hope your picking up what im throwing down. its a "read in between the lines" sorta thing.

  • @ianad7 Yeah, just like guys who need sports cars or monster trucks your trying to inflate the size of you lacking ability and seil-esteem.

  • @daddyg321 I find it funny that scientists create entire tv shows about the things they got wrong. Of course the list is long, thats because if something is wrong, we don't want to keep holding onto it. Facepalm indeed my good sir. Facepalm indeed.

  • @daddyg321 yea, im like a rap/movie/producer superstar. BLING BLING YO it's all money, cars, and bitches.

    god's (christian) character is lacking abilities and self esteem. :] i hope you noticed it (favorate christian one liner) it's in the bible you just have to read it...then let the circular reasoning begin. -_- *queue facepalm. im done with you. good luck in college IF you go for a profession or practice. but you can just pray for sick people to make them better see how well that works.

  • i love zeus he is my saviour lol

  • theres one you have forgoten to put on your list..,,,money ,,,,,,  so are we about even mr stephen roberts?,,,

  • @TheBoogieondown Money falls under Materialism which is an -Ism, not a non-existent being.

  • Will someone please tell me what the point of this video is please?

    The Bible tells us over and over again, since the beginning of time, MAN has rebelled and turned away from God and worshiped Idols. I think this is what this video is reffering to. But I doubt that they meant to agree with the Bible.

    It amazes me how atheists call us close minded, but every christian I know used to be an atheist and studied it, found it illogical.... and this eventually led to finding God.

  • @brandisify Check the quote at 6:52. The implication is that there have been (and will be) thousands of beings that proclaim themselves gods, and that rejecting one more god won't really make you much better or worse off.

    I'm intrigued that your formerly atheist acquaintances could "study" atheism, as the only requirement for atheism is disbelief in a god. That's it. There's no standard other than that.

  • @brandisify Really now? Because i'm in the opposite boat here. Every "athiest" I know, including myself, was raised christian (doesn't matter what denomination) over time we saw the ignorance and how religion holds back humanity, sought knowledge rather than feared it, and after a lot of thinking decided there cannot be a god, for as this video shows there have been many religions before the present ones so what makes one true and all others false? The written by man bible? I think not.

  • @brandisify

    I guess you missed the poll that shows Atheists/Agnostics having a far greater understanding of religion than the people who actually believe in that horse shit?

    Seriously, I don't know how people like you manage to open a door without choking on the damn door knob.

  • religion: an excuse not to think

  • actually the most of those "gods" are fallen angels who want to be worshipped there is only one god allah (which means god) who is the creator of us all and there are unlimited humans that are blinded on this world just like the creator of this video :)

  • @Akuma31er i call bullshit. 

  • @Akuma31er HAHAHAHAHA

  • @TheWhocares233 i agree. HAHAHAHAAHAHA

  • But wait, This one could REALLY BE IT!

  • @MrGeneralWei "I know the Messiah when i see one. I already followed a few" - Monty Python

  • @MrGeneralWei I've got a good feeling about this one.

  • @MrGeneralWei why do you say one? most of these gods belong to polytheistic religions, therefore you wouldn't just pick one to believe in. A better (and much shorter) list to choose from would be a list of religions.

  • @Anthonyk312 All the same to me :P

  • where can i get this list? i wanna copy and print it

  • @MrVigon just take a shit and there you have it, something equal to the idea of god

  • fuck there hav been so many gods lol humans produced gods on a mass scale in anceint times lol

  • @thescorpionking2020 Humans made Gods for everything in ancient times when we knew nothing. Monotheism is actually a pretty new invention in terms of religion.

  • @chonomakona well in d anceint world u just hv to make up a story wich involved sum superhuman effort nd here u hav it a new god,thr ws god 4 absolutely evrythin,if batman or superman hd been written back then we wud hav been worshippin them today,jesus or wateva gods humans worship today wer superman,batman of thr times its just tht d story hs been taken too seriously,anceint world ws a mass production factory of gods u hd a god 4 evrythin love,sex,air,water,sun,moon nythin

  • @chonomakona we cnt blame d ancient people 4 dat thr ws no way they wud hv come up with any othr explanation 4 d universe god ws d only answer,so they made up a god 4 absolutely anythin,in d ancient world polytheism prevailed wich ws quite tolerant,new gods wud be adjusted in d existing pantheon only after rise of monotheism do we hav religious wars nd fighting nd killing nd intolerance 4 opposing ideas,polytheism ws betr than monotheism even though both of them r false

  • I seriously doubt all 300 million plus hindu gods are included in that list.

  • @MareBellator well he said a short list, not a complete one

  • There are two types of god. One that starts with a nice sounding vowel, or one that starts with a consonant. The exception is Yahweh. Y is the fuzzy area between consonant and a vowel. The name can be interpreted smoothly, or harshly. The thing is you can only say it one way. Most people say it like a vowel because it is smooth, and is not harsh.

    (I had a metaphorical moment there. I need to give weird speeches on this crap.)

  • Nice list. Do you have a way of posting the list in ASCII? I'd like to compare it to mine; see if I missed any. :)

  • baba yaga? goddess?

    She was witch-like character in Slavic folklore, not goddess

    where is children's god santa?

  • "We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further." - Richard Dawkins

  • @HiddenBladErik Richard dawkins is going to hell

  • @rolo3040 Along with absolutely everyone else, yourself included.

    That, or, there just isn't a hell in the first place, and all you'll have to suffer for is the scorn, ignorance, and closed-mindedness you're displaying here in the real world.

  • @demonbourne Lol actually everyone who doesnt believe in ILLI goes to hell. But if you believe in ILLI your good

  • @HiddenBladErik I'm an atheist but i think this is a silly quote although dawkins has some great debates this is a nonsensicle quote the definition of being an atheist is affirming the proposition that there is no god by even affirming one god you are by definition a deist or theist and by deinition NOT an atheist come on guys stop tossing this one out it's irrational retoric

  • @xMarchx31stx I think Dawkins' quote only serves to prove that theism is subject to fashion and that the Judeo-Christian God is not worthy of more credibility than Zeus. The definition of being an atheist is not relevant.

  • @HiddenBladErik it's falacious so yes the definition DOES matter, I see how it's catchy to say but it's irrational and false. To keep using it in my opinion is a disgrace in any sort of intellectual discourse.

  • Hmm.. Where can I get the list online? Jesus Christ 4 Life!

  • @emacrisema I'm an atheist, too. the video is called 'a short list of gods' and it goes on for about, 9 minutes listing god's names. that makes me want to laugh kind of, doesnt it make you want to laugh? 'atheists strong point being better documented then christians' ?.. I think the atheist strong point is intellectual supperiority, openmindedness etc etc.. we dont need to be told in writing that we are better then christians or other religious people. (besides budhists)

  • @bongchampion the atheist strongpoint is critical thinking. not intellectual superiority.

  • @executionerofgod I dont have the best grammar, lol, that is what I meant. we can look at a situation with an openmind.

  • @emacrisema lol this is kind of a joke video.. are you sure you're an atheist? why would you care so much if you werent? alot of these names are probably fake, the joke is that there are so many gods in the world.. how can there be only one right god? (according to every religion) name of video, SHORT list of gods.

  • "Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from the fact that it falls in with our instinctual desires." AND

    "Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis."

    Sigmund Freud

    :)

    Smart man

    :)

    Maybe he is the devil :)

  • @emacrisema Here a link with all the known gods. lukeprog.com/religion/gods.htm­l

  • @zwazii There are over 10,000 documented gods. That list falls pretty short.

  • @eurisko67 there's an undocumented god for every believer on earth

  • @executionerofgod HAHA very true. Thats because outside of a persons brain there god does not exist!

  • @wackydan74 exactly. kinda makes you think about what god really is.

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  • Jesus Christ said there will be many So call want to be Gods before me, Don't let them sway you.

    George I will pray for you to be able to see the Lite in this world before it is too late.

  • God does exist.