Girls Won't Date a YouTuber?!?!?

[Nuttymonkey9512]

I'm sure they date the funny ones

[SuperCaliListic]

you need to date another cool youtuber and b a youtube power couple.

[BunClunk]

You're obviously not messaging the right girls.

[blahblahashton]

That's 'cause girls suck. And I don't know what @yzbi was talking about, your beard is legit.

[TheGalFromKalamazoo]

Give it time man :) You are pretty awesome! Perhaps you'll find a cool youtuber to date :) Good luck! BTW, I seriously LOL'd when you tried to kiss the cat! HA!

[vampyregem]

Man, that sucks. Without sounding like a total freak I would date you. It's a shame you're across the pond though!

[EmpireHardcore]

@vampyregem Awww. :::blushes:::

[Aguacater87]

@vampyregem Too bad noone wants to date you back.

[vampyregem]

@Aguacater87 Wow, so inspired. It's a shame your dick is so small, maybe we could all learn something from you. No wait, I mistook you for someone else I actually give a crap about. In future, it would be advisable not to comment on things you know nothing about you moronic inbred cretin.

[Aguacater87]

@vampyregem We hit a nerve huh? You should talk to someone about those self esteem issues.

[vampyregem]

@Aguacater87 You need to talk to someone about those small dick issues.

[Aguacater87]

@vampyregem Lol, what a pathetic comeback. If all men went around laughing at women with small boobs you all would cry saying how sexist that would be. You are very stupid seriously.

[vampyregem]

@Aguacater87 So you admit your dick is small then? don't worry, I'm sure someone will get drunk enough some day to actually want to look at it. Haven't you figured out that I sit here and laugh at your pathetic attempts to offend me?

[Aguacater87]

@vampyregem I didn't admit anything, not only your comebacks are pathetic but you lack the most basic reading comprehension, bye you ugly fatass.

[vampyregem]

@Aguacater87 Aww can't take a bit of banter? I'd say you were the one with the awful comebacks. Also, perhaps you aught to re-read your posts before you make them, especially when you're trying to be all big and hard. You can carry on running back to your mommy now.

[EmpireHardcore]

@vampyregem Yeap, i'm single.

[yzbi]

I'm guessing it's your ugly beard.

[EmpireHardcore]

@yzbi Any advice for making my beard prettier?

[MrInsaneMixer]

@EmpireHardcore Shave it off.

[johnswackyworld]

no problems here. everytime i go out to a bar in my town somebody talks to me about youtube. the chicks that know or have seen me like.....think i'm cute...i'm ahead of you!! hahahahah!!! i will bang one for you!

[EmpireHardcore]

@johnswackyworld Mmmm, bar skanks. I'd double bag it if I were you. Thank god I'm not you.

[johnswackyworld]

@EmpireHardcore i always double bag it. no worries here. onlinedating is a farce in my territory. same chicks go to the bars.

[Theowest]

You should date a girl who likes your videos. 

[mellbells]

I would date a youtuber. LOL!

[paparas78]

Dude you look like a young Erik Avari from Heroes....

[MrAnthonyRose]

I just became single a few days ago, I think I'm going to try and enjoy it for a while...

[JoshRimer]

I haven't really had it be a problem with dating (that I was aware of), but business-wise I know it turned off some people. :-S

[AmxBamxBer]

I've never had that problem but online dating sucks ass. Too many guys just looking for some tail or shit over cyber. Point = don't tell anyone you have a webcam the results are just god-awful.

[teamhellions]

Maybe she fears being in one of your videos. Or she fears the clown pubes. Or she thinks you have enough people living with you already (Merv, Cilantra, Gay Headbanger, etc)

[EmpireHardcore]

@teamhellions All valid fears!

[Fatalerror300]

lol



[Tom15Hilly]

un family? i like it :D

[Tom15Hilly]

ide fuck you chris.

im not gay tho......

or a woman

[trentfiddler]

haha your hilarious :D

[thehilitereel]

If it makes you feel any better if I had a vagina I'd probably have sex with you.. You could totally devour my cosmetically implanted pouch. No homo

[realitytc]

Maybe they think you are gonna make a sex tape of them the first chance you get. hahaha!!!

[Brook1888]

@EmpireHardcore haha we're both hot...go out with me!!! haha if you live in Texas...!!

[Brook1888]

@EmpireHardcore haha we're both hot...go out with me!!! haha if you live in Texas...!!

[Nd2pwn]

Closed Captions are awesome

"Some of the stimulations of the female uterus and her life"

1:53

[JimmyDiggs87]

i know this problem.

it seems that by simply putting any effort into making youtube videos, a man succeeds in making vaginas very dry and unwanting.

i should have never posted my videos on facebook  :(

[kingnichendrix]

i bet i know who that 1 person who has disliked is

[ChelleLovesWolves]

You are so cute,she was lame for not responding! Maybe start sending out the uncensored version of Naked in space? :D

[Hexajira]

Lol this is sooo funny; but anyway, don't you give up, I'm sure you'll find someone with whom you can share your twisted sense of humor XD

[MademoiselleMary]

I think that's pretty shallow...girls who can't appreciate a guy with humor will have little else to go by when they get old, lol. :)

[kittypantera]

Hey you have a tongue piercing, instant hot points. If your ever up in Canada I will make you dinner, bring you a beer and listen to you talk about your self as long as you like. :D

[EmpireHardcore]

@kittypantera lol. thanks! i don't talk about myself that much in real life though. just in these vlogs . lol.

[JupaManTV]

sorry to hear that man. we liked unfamousjill :(.

if you think it's bad dating a youtuber, try telling them you do porn for a living. Not an easy thing. I once had a girl get up from the middle of dinner, and walk out the restaurant. I guess she was talking to way too many guys online at the same time, and forgot what I did for a living.

oh well, she left and when the waitress brought the food, I told her I was eating my meal, but to wrap up the one the girl had ordered. just the way it is

[EmpireHardcore]

@JupaManTV yeah i liked her too. still miss her. we've been over for about 7 months now. i was dating someone new recently but it didn't work out either. yeah i can't imagine bringing up the porn thing. everything with hairgirl seems to be working out for ya though. hope i find a girl that loves cooking as much as you guys!

[JupaManTV]

@EmpireHardcore lol thanks man... yeah hairgirl is a BIG part of my life as far as my work. I don't keep anything from her. She comes with me to the shoots and sometimes is my camera girl too. She knows I'm with her and work is work, and she respects that.

She's italian and greek, yeah she loves to keep me fat. LOL

it will all work out for you though. I promise

[c0rse]

@JupaManTV I can't imagine how hard it would be to date someone if you work in porn, best of luck to you

[JupaManTV]

@c0rse LOL actually I've been dating a nice girl for the past year and a half.. the problem was not finding somebody to date, it was finding somebody that was NOT into porn and still accept what I do. That was not easy. I would be nuts to try to date those girls in the porn industry; I'm not suicidal. lol. My current girl and I have an understanding and she even comes to set with me and films it or takes pics for me, so it works out nice

[firefwi]

perhaps she was intimidated by your blinding charm and looks (:

[EmpireHardcore]

@firefwi Well aren't you the sweet talker. :::blushes:::

[lavacamoo32]

i was chatting with this girl and she really liked me...then i told her i made funny videos...when she saw it she didnt take me serius nomore :(...lmao cause i always do stupid funny things xD lmfao xD

[EmpireHardcore]

@lavacamoo32 We just gotta find ladies with much broader senses of humor I guess.

[SodaMyPlatypus93]

i would LOVE to date a youtuber.

[EmpireHardcore]

@SodaMyPlatypus93 Woo hoo!!! We should start a dating site for YouTubers!

[hannahjuani101]

im not scared ;) lol jk im terrified

[EmpireHardcore]

@hannahjuani101 Don't be scared! lol. I'm only mildly clinically insane.

[hannahjuani101]

@EmpireHardcore lmao! dont worry im sure there are girls that have youtube crushes on you

[FATALFURYKID]

I'm not a youtube partner but I've shown this girl I knew one of my vids and she thought I was crazy. until she start experiencing the same shit I talked about in my vid. then we started dating and then we broke up rather quickly actually.

[EmpireHardcore]

@FATALFURYKID well at least she gave ya chance.

[Mitsukakex]

anyone who dosent like your stuff needs to be pimp slapped and told to gtfo or get in line. because of something so small to block what could be a lifetime partner is like picking on some kid because he has a what they think at first is a bad nose

[EmpireHardcore]

@Mitsukakex i agree with all of that. all of it.

[steelangelblack]

Shaytards...DeStorm......Nough said. /Block Comments.

[EmpireHardcore]

@steelangelblack Are you saying that get lots of chicks? Or i should be more like them? I can't become black.

[steelangelblack]

@EmpireHardcore You sir are awesome.

[piplup10203854]

I did have a relationship over youtube and it was pretty good but yeah.

but there has been this girl that is driving me crazy; but she is pretty popular and well tons of guys hit on her; and well I am sure that if she wanted she could get any guy she really wanted because not only she is cute; but she has a great personality also

[BrianDW40]

eyyyyy its Jeff Goldblum xD

[EmpireHardcore]

@BrianDW40 It's me. It's me. It's the J to the G.

[ilovemesomechicken]

I do not understand. When girls says no hold her down and force her to love you. Why is it you have not done this. They may say no but everyone knows, no means yes, so when you ask if she likes it, she will say no and please stop, remember this means yes keep going. From Russia with love

[EmpireHardcore]

@ilovemesomechicken This plan sounds flawless.

[ilovemesomechicken]

@EmpireHardcore lol

[elbrookman]

yup......girls don't dig me on youtube......matter of fact......they don't dig me off youtube......i'm too republican for them

[EmpireHardcore]

@elbrookman Why are you so Republican? Maybe be less Republican. It could work.

[pipernoswiping]

even your cat doesn't like that you're a youtuber, it won't even make out with you!

[EmpireHardcore]

@pipernoswiping I know right!!! WTF.

[MissLiz13]

Lamesauce that she didn't like your videos. They rule! I'm surprised she didn't at least comment on Cilantro's wardrobe.

[EmpireHardcore]

@MissLiz13 lol. I sent her a message just to ask her what scared her off. Was it Merv? Cilantra? No response!

[TheTrueNewsReporter]

Good Video Keep up the good work! Everyone Send me a friend request!

[pipernoswiping]

AWH YEAH!!

[abstractjem]

Then again you're like his father!O.O Ewww lol!!!

[ThePlague897]

It's happened to me a couple times, but one girl WAS into it. It didn't work out though :\

[EmpireHardcore]

@ThePlague897 Most girls like it because they like creative guys, but I think some can handle when they see me doing really weird stuff on my main channel.

[abstractjem]

Aww this one kinda made me sad:o( Especially when even the cat refused to kiss you lol!!

[EmpireHardcore]

@abstractjem lol. He's a real jerk!!!!

[SuperIGotHacked]

I don't think anybody dates YouTubers. Unless they know them in real life O_O

[EmpireHardcore]

@SuperIGotHacked lol. I'm pretty sure there are people that date YouTubers.

[SuperIGotHacked]

@EmpireHardcore Meh, I have 1 friend who dates one. I have no idea how this online dating nonsense works. "ARE WE BF AND GF?"- Friend's GF 2 days after my friend posted "I love [insert name here]!"

[JKvsHimself]

I always have that awkward moment when people ask me about what I do with this.

It seems a lot of people just don't get that whole Youtube thing.

It's a love/hate thing.

[EmpireHardcore]

@JKvsHimself True. Some people are like, oh that's awesome! Then they see me in drag & it can get weird.

[Devonspersonal]

Im happy you made a new video :)

[EmpireHardcore]

@Devonspersonal I make new videos all the time on my other channel!