Louis C.K. Chewed Up - 2008 (3)

[AequitasAdrianth]

"you get to live with it, I'm dead in two years, I'm a dog lol.

[Reaperoframen]

Cum on my cat's face once, shame on me

[SlurpinProductions]

wouldnt bitch about the ads if i thought louis ck was getting the money from it

[Fanatic2020]

fucking 1 min ads? the hell man 

[TheGeoChick]

Its funny cuz hes actually half Mexican, lol....

[RipTheJackR]

In norway, we got no adds ;)

[DreamGoals]

@RipTheJackR in norway, you're gay. SWEDEN!!! (louis ck FTW)

[theimportantperson]

@RipTheJackR I'm jealous. You don't live in this ridiculous capitalistic country we call America...

[Cajaquarius]

Every country has it's ridiculous stuff. Norway may not have adds (I find the claim dubious unless the Norwegian government blocks the adds somehow, otherwise the previous poster has an add blocker and doesn't realize it) but they pay for it with a hiked up tax rate that is around ten percent higher by all accounts I have read concerning it. Not saying it is bad, but it is all pretty relative.

[Marion085]

Aww dude....whats wrong with you???? Why aer u doin this to us?????LOL

[Marion085]

No its just shitty now lol.

[washburned1]

they say smash hit? after i hear it i want to smash this laptop on my head

[kustomkure]

if this guy makes a stage appearance with Zack Galifianakis this duo would blow up the earth.

[lokakuu1985]

He should go to a different doctor. x)

[stevehaze1]

genius. but why does louis have an elmer fudd lisp?

[snow102092]

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[corsair831]

I AM NOT GOING TO BUY ALESHA DIXON DRUMMER BOY GIVE ME A DIFFERENT ADVERT YOU BASTARDS ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[SGTBitch]

@corsair831 I need a drummer boy..FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU------

[Cajaroto]

Can anyone here please make a video of themselves coming on a cat's face? Don't show your dick or anything, but make it at an angle where you see the cat's face and all of a sudden it gets shot by an espresso shot of hot white love in its fucking face.

[vinoa]

@Cajaroto wtf. how is this the highest rated comment for this video

[megatallica1928]

this guys amazing vote this comment up if u like louis

[vajsecurity]

@megatallica1928 i voted ur fucking comment down

[powermasterjazz]

Being white rocks!

[Punks1Not2Dead3You4R]

@powermasterjazz haha you wish, tiny dick

[DeathWithinTenSteps]

great upload! i love louis. but what happened to pt 2?

[squirehendrix]

"Welcome sir, we have a table right here"

[poongrabbah]

ahaha cus i threw it all in the trash can so i can get outta the house lmao

[invallidusername]

you know what Louis ck would say if he read all these complaints about ads? he'd say 'I cant fucking believe that this shitty generation can watch practically anything they want at any time in any place in a matter of seconds, and they're complaining about adverts. does the world owe you seemless, perfectly edited, uninterrupted videos?' no. it doesn't.

[TheRamsesII]

OMG! Fkg excellent...

[5050MarlboroMan]

HEY! how about appreciating the up instead of cursing and bitching about the adds!? sounds good?

[bayleyasher]

@5050MarlboroMan um...because the ad i'm seeing is a disingenuous advertisement, purporting to be against the national debt, but is actually a barely-veiled right wing attack on health care measures, aimed specifically at arousing the fear and anger of white america, specifically old white americans, leaving obama responsible for destroying the future of a pretty little white girl. it's fucking bullshit and i came here to laugh, not be aggravated politically.

[SFCatgirlFanatic]

@bayleyasher Wow; what a dipshit. Just watch the video and save your political bullshit for your fucking meetings, asshole.

[bayleyasher]

@SFCatgirlFanatic 1, that's pretty much what i was saying about the ads. the ad brought politics into this, not me.

2, you're a moron. go fuck yourself.

[SFCatgirlFanatic]

@bayleyasher I'm a moron because you idiots are arguing about ads that don't even exist? Where are they exactly? And what are they for, because I have yet to see any at all, genius.

[bayleyasher]

@SFCatgirlFanatic

there are various ads that play, and sometimes none play. this is the ad i saw when i watched this video: watch?v=poLFhsCjfe4

[jojoonyoung]

@bayleyasher LOL. If you do not have an ability to ignore such a thing, I wonder how you handle talking with other people at all. You would start swinging fists in the midst of air in front of your friends only because they talked about something you didn't intend to listen to, screaming, " I CAME HERE TO TALK, NOT BE AGGRAVATED POLITICALLY" and that sound silly. lol

[jojoonyoung]

@bayleyasher Here's a better example. You walk into an ice cream store with a big banner saying "GRAND OPENING, FREE ICE-CREAMS". You walk in and look around to find your favorite ice-cream flavor all gone. So you ask if there are any available and the worker there says no. So you start screaming " I CAME HERE TO TASTE CHOCOLATE FLAVORED ICE-CREAM, NOT TO TASTE NASTY ASS STRAWBERRY " Pretty sad story.

[bayleyasher]

@jojoonyoung i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. i answered 5050marlboroman's question. granted his question was rhetorical, intended effect being the silencing, more than the engagement, of the audience, but i chose to answer it anyways. i was then attacked for my answer, by yourself and others. i'm not some rubbed raw political paranoid incapable of spouting off at random. i was just answering WHY, imo, one might be compelled to bitch. because of the particularly stupid ads.

[bayleyasher]

@bayleyasher *incapable of refraining from

[lukesanborn1]

@bayleyasher Nobody gives a shit

[bbl1996]

@bayleyasher Kind of sad how far America has gone, arguing about little ten second adds than watching the fucking video. It's a few seconds. Live with it. If you can come on youtube to waste time watching vids, then you can wait a little longer.

[bayleyasher]

@bbl1996 um, please don't place me within some fantasy narrative about "America" that you happen to have constructed in your mind. i represent myself, thank you. and perhaps it seems to be an overreaction, but that particular ad is disingenuous and manipulative for a number of reasons which i could go into if anyone cared, though i'm sure they don't. i happen to bristle at such things. i'm not sorry. i don't think it's ridiculous to spend 2 minutes voicing my opinion. is that okay with you?

[bbl1996]

@bayleyasher well, it's been more than 2 minutes cause you're kind of responding to me and everyone who was responding to you. there's no point in voicing your opinon if no one is going to do anything about it. just ignore the ad and live your life. the ad isn't doing anything to you. and the ad is gone anyway.

[hcbiukhciuweewbchiew]

@bbl1996 TITTIES

[hcbiukhciuweewbchiew]

@bayleyasher TITTIES

[bayleyasher]

@hcbiukhciuweewbchiew word, homie. who doesn't love a luscious pair? :)

[hcbiukhciuweewbchiew]

@bayleyasher see we can all come together with tits you may say im a dreamer but im not i just love tits

[hcbiukhciuweewbchiew]

@bbl1996 TITTIES

[Iamatheist1234]

@5050MarlboroMan YUP

[xzistpo]

@5050MarlboroMan

you're right FUCK THE ADS

[CodyRicheson]

The cat's face remark had me laughing VERY loud, and I'm a cat lover!