Woody Allen Quotes Pt. 1

[Rollin558]

Very good stuff. Thanks for the post.

[jizzy2k]

So he was 8 when ww2 started?

[claymars]

sloaches

[0rbis2010]

As much as I've tried to change, I'll always be a Woody Allen fan. His Socrates Apologia (Google it) is beyond hilarious.

[MsCalifornialove1]

In summing up, I wish I had some kind of affirmative message to leave you with, I don't. Would you take two negative messages? My mother used to say to me when I was younger, "If a strange man comes up to you, and offers you candy, and wants you to get into the back of his car with him...go".

Good night.

[unlimitedfunlol]

"I am at two with nature." HAHA!

[ulunited]

@stonebridge999 way to not be racist dude, way to go.

[anitasseo]

great!

[jk147a]

Shit.

[cristop5]

And... "I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens"

[bigfilmhat]

"Those who can't do teach, those who can't teach, teach gym".

[kwizatch]

i like woody's quote "im not afraid to die, i just don't want to be their when it happens."

[cineasta71]

nice!

[stonebridge999]

@rdp317 typical hooknosed kike

[rockville34]

@stonebridge999 you are a jerk. God chose the Jews, thus you should puke.

[stonebridge999]

@rockville34

God chose the jews, thus I should puke? Fuck you and your imaginary god

[MrBooboo1963]

loved it

[fazelife]

god i love him

[taitorell]

please help, I am german... what means to carry a tune in the context of his quote?

[Vaatrad]

In the context of the quote to "carry a tune" means to "be able to sing (or hum, or whistle etc.) a song (or tune) accurately".

[taitorell]

thank you!

[russofamerica]

Whoops! I didn't see your response to Taitorell's question. M'bad.

[Jaeger187]

@Vaatrad: Yes and no. It could have two meanings in this case: the one you mentioned and also to live without worry, life is melodious, etc. I think that's why it's such a great quote.

[russofamerica]

Hi taitorell, simplified, "carry a tune" means to be able to sing well and on key. He's saying that experiencing one's death without emotion or bias is hard enough, there's no way to do that AND to sing well. Which of course is silly because who would sing while experiencing his/her death? Cheers!

[romancandlefight]

@taitorell

I think he's saying "being able to stay cheerful / lively"

[jmkism]

love the 'peter gunn.- mancini and allen would've been a duet to deal with! awesome!!!!

[crazycat1984]

Great video. Woody is awesome. I love his book "Without Feathers". If you have not read it, seek it out. It's a great read :)

[subiaco31]

Woodys good, Inspired a lot of the new comedy, Seinfeld in paticular, but i think the new quotable guy is Kerou. A great cartoonist that is just beginning, check it out and tell me if i'm wrong its at kerou(.)net

[BigStick3456]

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

Woody Allen.

[donnyab]

@syecapsys

hey nobody's perfect

[uchihak]

Hi

I like the song you used a lot. What is its name?

thanks!

[Vaatrad]

....the title of the music is given right at the start of the video.

[MosheNL]

Go to BJ(BasicJokes) as I did 12 hours ago and almost died reading 100 one liners by Woody Allen, there are many other people on it too!

[Babaldira]

That was aweasome...thanks a lot for sharing...

[Pierpigi68]

the worse side of allen, quotes, the rest is almost like gold

[npspec34]

He attained immortality,

through his immorality.

sad

[entity3sf]

"I took Karate. My instructor taught me how to break a one inch board. One day I was confronted by two thugs with a 2" board. They beat the hell out of me." -- Woody Allen

I love him because he deals with his neuroses in the absolute best way. He makes comedy of it.

[eddiejl]

'the last time i was inside of a woman, was when i visited the statue of liberty' - woody allen.

[abclukeabc]

i think love and death is the movie with the largest amount of jokes, but annie hall is amazing. really nice video

[etchh]

splendid

[0FindGlory]

"What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in it".

[iwantmycatsbackloser]

"...And of the ten plagues, God sent one through six inculsive...." From one of Woody Allen's short stories. Wonderful clip. I laughed so hard I shook the table.

[aaronfledge]

'Annie Hall' is one of the best comedies I've seen - wonderful sophisticated humour. Who does the music on this?

[Vaatrad]

The music on this video is Duane Eddy - Peter Gunn.

[aaronfledge]

Thanks.

[luke2thab]

@aaronfledge who DUZ the MUZIK?

[iralarry]

No matter how many times you hear something of Woody Allen, it is always a joy

[MrK623]

"What's wrong with masturbation? It's sex with someone I love."

Woody Allen

[deu64]

Excellent. I hate the nefarious man's actions and profession of non-belief, but delight in his wit.

thanks for sharing.

Can I get a copy of the written quotes emailed to me?

[Vaatrad]

I'll get them to you soon.

[IeuanCasey]

heh that was very good, love the quotes and the music went well! :)