Breaking Dawn Analysis Book 2: Jacob (spoilers)

[1996NERD]

JACOB ROCKS GOT F*** A DUCK!!!!

[DestinyHopeBffs13]

And this is not a book analysis.

It's just commentary

[DestinyHopeBffs13]

This was shxt.

:-)

You aren't a good book reviewer.

[CrAiGeR1100]

y the fuck is this ur least fav part? this is so much better than bellas part... all she does is say "i cant live without edward" "i love edward" edward is beautiful" over and fuckin over! jacobs part actually explains what is going on!

[TheSparkleyVampire]

I also thought that EJ stood for Edward Junior. Then Bella was all like Ewaed Jacob. And I thought that was fucked up.

[gaaragirl1717]

you sounds like your from minnesota

[mariah209C]

are you team jacob it seams like you are

[dancelover125]

Okay, this section was kind of weird for me, too. I'm team Edward, and him being the burning man REALLY bugged me. I was so happy when Edward heard the baby's thoughts I was like,"YAY!" He was happier there :)

[tafthantar]

mileyfan13279

i felt exactly the same way i knew bella and edward would get back together when i read new moon and i knew he would be the one to change her into a vampire although i didnt see renesmee i didnt even know it was possible

[jeanniesfunkymonkey]

the one blond joke where jacob was like "How do you drown a blond" "you glue a mirror to the bottem of the pool" i think Rose should have been like "I dont have to breathe" lolzz!

[jeanniesfunkymonkey]

wat does morte mean?!?!?!?!

[CrazedUpTwiNerd]

death

[mileyfan13279]

oh yea, and it is pronounced ren-ez-may

it says in the book and then rosalie was like "ren-ez-may?" and bella was like "r-e-n-e-s-m-e-e" hehe. and i havnt read that book in forever. im such a dork :D

[mileyfan13279]

to be honest, when i read the book i didnt think or feel anything...i was just wondering what would happen next so i kept reading. as i read i was thinking about what i had read already and using that to think about edward and bella's future. and i didnt worry at all, mostly because its edward and bella. its a fantasy. there NEEDS to be a happy ending. like how i KNEW that edward and bella would meet again one way or another in new moon i saw jacob's imprinting on her dauter...i saw that coming

[domo1katie1alex1erin]

When Jacob sees Renesmee for the first time, he imprints on her after seeing that she has Bella's eyes. This immediately strips him of everything that ties him to the world, leaving only a caring for Renesmee. Jacob now only worries about Renesmee's happiness and well-being. Renesmee is very possessive of Jacob, calling him "my Jacob" because she is the only person who is allowed to bite him. She loves Jacob the same as she loves her parents Edward and Bella.

[Gamergurl89]

I know!!! I HATE JACOBS POINT OF VIEW!!! I loved when edward started loving Renesmee and then I started loving her! I LOVE RENESMEE!!! Ok, i'm good! But seriously, Jacob should stay way from Renesmee and when Bella finally called Renesmee Nessie and Jacob made fun of it I totally laughed my head off! And I was in class so I got in trouble. It sucked. BUT IT WAS WORTH IT!!! And I live in Forks. So yeah... AND ROSALIE IS AN EVIL BITCH!! All done. I loved Jacobs blonde jokes.

[jefferylynnx3]

i know jacobs section is pretty sad, but jacob's little snide thoughts are just SUPER FUNNY like ROFLMPO like, i kept laughing at the times he says that stuff, and i know its sad, but i tried not to believe them, because i knew i would cry, and i was reading it in school, so yeah...

[kkfn08]

I love Jacob he is HOT

[Jeanslevis21]

and im TEAM EDWARD and all of us team edward fans should be happy hes not with bella cuz i am

[Jeanslevis21]

and it wast his fault for imprinting on renesmee he didnt have a choice...and he doesnt love her in a gross way he just always wants the best for her and for her to be safe and happy!

[Jeanslevis21]

i really liked the jacob book bcuz it got us to warm up to him more and see his side of the story cuz b4 when the story was told through bellas eyes i was always like "ugghhh Jacob" but i liked this bcuz it was different and instead of seeing it one sided u really got to understand the pain he went through not able to leave bella bcuz his imprintation on renesmee while she was still in bellas womb...

[KayleighlovesTwiligh]

The burning man, broke my heart. I am inlove with Edward. I am not being over-dramatic. I was more hurting for Edward, rarther than Bella and i found that i despised Nessie, untill Edward loved her. I trust Edward, and as soon as he loved Nessie so did i. Team Edward!

[CULLENbyheart12]

i absolutley HATED this part of the book!!!!

i mean you get used to hearing everything from bellas piont of view so it was very difficult to get used to hear it from jacobs point of view!!!! and i can not believe that he IMPRINTED on renesme!!!!! edward and bellas baby!!!! and she wasnt even 2 hours old it was just discusting for me!!!!!! GO EDWARD!!!! TEAM EDWARD 4 EVA!!!!

[ShannonDaveDaysFan]

I didnt like this part of the book because i like Bella tellin the story... i think Jacob is too harsh and and only care for himself and how he feels where as bella cares for the people she loves... i also cringed when he called Edward the burning man... Jacob tellin the story did make me like him a bit more to see how he feels... But then he imprinted on Renesmee! eh heloo!!!!!! Edward and Bellas Daughter!!!!!! Team Edward!!!!!!!!

[Hannahbanna778]

that part scared me . . . the mood was so sad and hopeless. i read through that part as quick as possible thinking, "steph, the happily ever after better come! (not that i had any doubt!)"

[iluAMBER101]

i didnt really like this part because i find Jacob thinks about things to muh and always reffers to people in such harsh terms but i still loved the book

[evilismyboyfriend]

my mom brought up a good point.......in the first book when edward sucks the venom out of bella's bite from james ....................she said something about how like how can he suck it out without getting his own venom in her? is it a biting not sucking thing? sorry for backing up <3<3

[alcoymeli]

well..he did not bite her at all..because Bella was already bleeding so all he did was suck the venom out!

[xxLightingBoltzxx]

i loved book 2 in breaking dawn my fave xD go jacob go werewolfs and vampires

[CrazedUpTwiNerd]

:) :)

[hoops4ev]

I didn't like the jacob part and edward wasn't dazziling and I was like I don't even like jacob don't get me wrong I like taylor but not jacob i am team edward always i almost skipped it but then bella and edward kame in so i reed it

[nickusername2]

it wasnt bella's fault that she was so happy when she saw Jacob, because it wasnt really her, it was Renesmee that was a part of Bella. so it wasnt that Jacob was being pulled to Bella, he was being pulled towards Renesmee.

[kcnutty20]

omg first off bella need's to mack up her mind you are right she is a slut she is so stuped i lost all respect with her and that is it she need's to get over it already she is carying edwards baby for god sacs.

[kcnutty20]

ok team jacub needs to take what they can get so yeah p.s team switzer land rule's

[ForeverDawnGirl]

I liked book 2. I ENJOYED reading from Jacob's perspective. I loved the parts where he added his humor.I CRACKED UP when he went to sleep on the floor in Cullens house and when he woke up he found a pillow under his head and he tried to concentrate on the room. The Cullens were there along with Seth and in his mind jacob was like "What the hell?" I really dont know why I laughed at that so much. I guess its because i imagined him saying it in a funny way.

[JonasParamoreForever]

Yeah i honestly thought it was really awesome reading from Jacob's perspective!

Truth be told i'm "Switzerland" on the whole Jacob/Edward situation. Jacob's part was deffinetly the heaviest part of the whole book but he added his humor to it. Whenever Stephenie Meyer wrote Jacobs ACTUAL thoughts like "is this really happening?" and stuff - i laughed! and i agreed with Jacob when he gets mad that Edward likes the baby in the end. I was ready to hate it. I LOVED EVERY BIT OF THE BOOK! TEAM BOTH!

[ForeverDawnGirl]

THANK YOU! Someone who agrees with me!

And yeah im on Switzerland too. =D

[Kodocha7]

lol jacobs jokes were a little light shed on the dark times

[lulutwilight12]

Breaking Dawn took the longest for me to read because of Jacob's section/book... whatever. But, anyway, I just don't like Jacob, and this section was, as you put it, "heavy" for me, too. So, yeah. (:

[Samhaiine]

About the name I was convinced it was Edward junior and was like oh cute:P but then OMFG Edward JAcob seriously dont do that tho either of them god the pain you put Edward through is just unbelieveble.

I was amazed how Bella hold still so that she wont make Edward suffer loved that was really nice of her.

ok sorry for writing so much:S

You rock by the way

[Samhaiine]

"Burning man" I almost died i was so afraid.

When Edward heard Renesmee I took it just like you siad ok shes not a monster anymore she loves BElla and she loves Edward so ok shes not trying to kill Bella deliberatly thus Edward stop burning.

Quil and Clare are so cute:P I nearly screemed when he imprinted but then I thought of Quil and was like ok fine but it took me a while to stop freaking out.

The birthwal part was so weird Edward using his teeth creepy!!

[br0k3n3]

Also... I was pissed at Rosalie too, because I was so afraid she was just going to take over Bella's baby.

AND when Jacob made the blond jokes; amazing.

[br0k3n3]

When I first reading Breaking Dawn I pretty much skipped completely over this part because it was so unbelievably hard for me to read.

---I hated it. I hated what Jacob did to Bella. I hated Jacob to begin with, XD.

I also hated it because of how Edward's pain was so easily seen. It was gut wrenching... especially since Jacob was such a jerk about it!

I totally understand when you're saying this was hard to read because when I did go back and read it, the parts I skipped... it was hard reading

[renesmeefan12]

i agree and disagee i mean i love them both and they end up on the same team in the end thats my only problem though love breaking dawn

[UltimateEdwardFan12]

wierd section!! i was scared for edward 2!! i also freaked out a lot as well!!!

team edward because id rather freeze 2 death!!

i totally agree with u on all ur bd comments/video!!!!!!

[Hollisterbabe0909]

when i read breaking dawn, i always thought that renesmee was pronounced ruhnessmuh. i dont know, just a thought. Not at all trying to be like.....WHY WOULD YOU PRONOUNCE IT LIKE THAT?!?!?!?! GOSHHHHHHHHHH YOUR SUCH A NOOB! yeah, im not a hater.=]

[twilightlover8338]

team edward cuz jacob doesnt sparkle... ;)

[carissimachrissy]

yeah, i thought Edward Jacob was the sickest name possible ...

[lhr12345]

i <3 breaking dawn & i hate jacob

[FanaticaDeTwilight]

Edward not dazzling!

[pinkpatricia101]

i didnt really like this part either only bcuz i like being in bella's head bcuz she relates more with me, obviously jacob's a guy. but it was sort of neccesary. when edward was going crazy i was like omg whats wrong with him! and when he heard the baby that was so cute. i was so scared with bella bcuz she was so fragile.

[hermitagedanceafan]

oh so was it not already serious in the last 3 books?? did u even read them???

I MEAN SERIOUSLY!!!

[PinkCherryProduction]

for jacob's imprinting on Renesmee

i was all,

"If he cant have Bella(the mother) then he'll go for the daughter renesemee"

lol

[gt08gogirls]

the beginning of this video...is like....so...emotional!!!! Just like you said you were the 'emotional rollercoaster'. your really showing it....lol.

[cherrylover96]

ummm in the begging i kinda thought that Jacob was going to 'imprint' on Leah cuzz well yea.. it was GOING to be! and What THE Chickbobs?! on Renesmee?! Edward's perfect/precious child?! ehh.. and the fact that she was growing up fast was a little bit shocking for me.

[cherrylover96]

Gross....

I hate Jacob he's so stupid, it was so hard for me to understand.(sorry Jacob Team...)

and wtf is up with Edward? no baby? whattteverr. I thought he was actually gonna kill the baby, well not really becuz everybody was talking about Renesmee, but well he becomes sweet again so ya.. i love him for ever<3 )

[taytayj16]

seriously. it took me like 2 or 3 chapters to get used to being in jacobs prospective

[cocoagirl56]

me too! lol

[taytayj16]

it felt so weird.

[McLsCrEw]

i felt so sorry for jacob heres bella w/ EDWARD child and jacob is torn apart in a 1000 pieces and still he stays w/ her (even though he hates vampires.... i thought the title chapters of his part were so funny) and he stays w/ her and is still gonna fight for her...i like cried (im team jacward) it was so sad i wanted to hug jacob but i still loved the book.... later i was like wtf when jacob tried to imprint renesmee i was like WHAT! *sigh* o btw Jane is like my bestie i find her so funny :)

[CharmedgirlMcr]

jacobs book was so hard for me to read. emotionally

[TwilightxIsXLove]

I don't get why bella kept dreaming about a boy. Where there a point to thet, or was it just there?

[icemonster456]

If I was the one giving Reneesme a nickname, I wouldn't have nicknamed her Nessie. That's ridiculous. I'd have nicknamed her Ren. I think that's such a pretty name! But that's just me...

[aliceinspain]

i think Nessie is kind of adorable and ironic, i mean for the fact that Renesmee kind of was a monster during Bella's pregnancy...

[iHeartNickJ527]

i like jacob but i didnt realy like this section cuz it was mostly about the werewolves and i like it more during bellas point of view...i like leah more now because of what her and jacob talked about with like sam and then jacob with bella but i didnt like it when she yelled at bella

[seeleyboothfan]

Rennesme (I can never remember how it is spell) is named after both of their mothers: Renee and Esme. See? I didn't like it at first until I realized that.

[xFireryPixiex]

Jacobs part i didnt want 2 read i wanted 2 skip it bc i was not a Jacob fan(no offense 2 Jacob fans)i did like this part cuz i got 2 understand more about him. But the last chapter of this book i didnt think she would died. But just picturing Jacobs reaction he kept thinking she died and he practically given up hope But edwards reaction that made me cry because u can tell he was freaking out & he wasnt going 2 give up even though her heart had already stopped he was determined 2 make it beat

[babyangelxox]

I found Jacob's book really hard to read too, cuz when I was reading it I was jus kinda like when is this gona end and move on to Bella's book again. I was in suspense the whole time reading Jacob's book cuz I was like what happend after they left the island and everything...so I was a bit disappointed, BUT I do love the chapter titles of Jacob's book lol they were hilarious

[justme130101]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? JACOB'S PART WAS THE BEST! i love him! haha

[kirstyandjessi]

eww..no offense but edward is better...no offense

[justme130101]

well, you have your opinon, i have mine. and im my opinion, jacob's part of the book is the best

[kirstyandjessi]

ok...i c your point:]

thnkyou for not getting all nasty on me like most ppl... i didnt intend anything mean:]

[elizabeth0093]

The only reason that i liked the Jacob part was because of Seth. I liked the way he could still be friends with Jacob and be friends with Edward and it didnt fase(spelling?)Seth one bit of the fact that Edward was his supposed enemy

[kirstyandjessi]

*phase*

[lSmileForTheCameral]

I Have To Say....I Was Looking Forward To Edwob Cullack...=[

Lol

[SusaKakashi4ever]

LMAO when jacob imprinted on renesmee i was like OMFG!!.. i had to re-read that part like 4 times to make sure i understood right....

[kcam4724]

Rose was being a complete bitch hust because Jacob was around

[1955618896]

jacobs chapter names were so funny and when rosaly broght him food in a "dog bowl" that she made. :)

[lizardo345]

I am super glad that jacob imprinted on renesme b/c Bella caan't dicide! EJ is a no-no!!

[alli182]

hahaha i love this i was thinking like all of the same stuff... like with the whole "EJ" thing that made me so frustrated like you said shes married and has a child with an amazing vampire come on bella

[sarabethrox]

i totally get u with the edaward jacob thing! ur totally right!

[narniafan96]

SM originally had all 3 books in Bella's POV, but she thought it was boring b/c she didn't really do anything, she only heard things that others did and said and never really moved or anything. So she changed it to Jacob.

[natsmilex]

though book 2 was heavy, it really showed how jacob himself was, and i was surpriced how he only needed hints to figure out what was going on and i think that its better that it was on jacobs prespective cuz bella was in a couch that whole time i would've been boring so ya

[gabbytwilightgirl]

i know iwas think that too!!

[TheMoonLoveStory]

Hahah OMG i thought the exact same thing.. i thought EJ was Edward junior... but Edward Jacob...!!lest just say i was gald it turned out to be a girl

[freak7878]

I cried when Edward went crazy. :(

[kcam4724]

He felt guilty (Even through it was BOTH they're at fault.)

[vollygurl200]

i loved the chapter titles in book 2. they cracked me up so much =)  lol.

[letgo2217]

i thought that book 2 was just so depressing and was so tense my favorite part is when edward hears the baby and starts to love it because then you sort of know that the baby isnt a monster and that its good rosalie bothered me because you just know that all she cares about is the baby

[NoLiMit9595]

When you think about it, it was very neccessary to make the second book in jacobs POV. All Bella is going through is pain and agony, and how fun would that be to rad? It would be painful to read it. When Bella became pregnat, became a vampire, had a baby, it just made me think differently about her. i used to connect to her, adn i could easily follow her on the journey, but it was just so hard to read it cuz i didnt connect with her or any of the characters :( over all, 3 stars for the book.

[Ndesire]

Yea I'm really team Edward so I was curious to see how team Jacob reacted to the fact of Jacob imprinting on Bella's child, I mean I was glad that he was finally over Bella but it was still weird. I was torn over Rosalie's actions. I mean I was a little relieved that she was protecting Bella but I had to remember that she was only doing it for the child not for Bella's sake. And when I read Edward hearing the child's thoughts I finally thought of it as a child not a monster & Bella would live

[chandrafoblover]

i think that the only reason stephenie wrote from jacob's pov is because no one would ever see her worse than her best friend. jacob who was against it from the beginning. i didn't really enjoy this book cuz i got to feel jake's pain. =[

the part with quil and claire ...she hinted us with that, i laughed after. he imprints on renesmee...lol

[zashleynessa2w]

i seriously thought it was like Edward Jr.!!!!! lol.

[DnKtv]

i really enjoyed listening to this, keep it up :]

[longlivejasam]

i love quill and claire. they are so cute! the part about jacob imprinting on renesmee was a little bit creepy when i first read it but i finally got used to it at some point. i really enjoyed reading his chapter titles though they were really a parallel to the dark depressing part of the book. the blonde jokes between him and rosalie were really funny too. speaking of rosalie i actually really liked her in this book. she was really protective and motherly.

[1955618896]

but rosalie was so protective and "motherly" is because she wanted the baby and she knew there were no survivors.

P.S. i loved the blond jokes.

[amazinggracey4]

oh btw! umm its ruh-nez-may

it said so in the book

[amazinggracey4]

i told my brother the how to drown a blonde joke and he sai put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. of course it took me a minute to get it but then i started cracking up!!! lol! =))

[1955618896]

that's exactly what my sister told me, she said it was the original version but i like SM's version better.

[brunetteangel92]

The titles of the chapters were really funny, it kind of contradicted the heavy mood of the whole part of the book. I was kind of annoyed of Bella and Edward's reactions...they just keep beating themselves up, it was cute during New Moon and Eclipse, but now it's getting old.

[marisak1]

yes, that was very cute when edward hear the baby's voice. but when he said "what did you say?" i sincerely thought that stephenie was going to make it so edward could hear bella's thoughts. i was going to flip out. lmao. but it was just renesmee. whoo.

[mizzlankanlove]

QUIL AND CLAIRE WERE SOO CUTIE :p

ahaha omg unca jack:P haha aww omg it was the best

[musicobbsession666]

oh god i know! i loved it!

[mizzlankanlove]

ahaha Jacob finnally imprinted which made me happy :P

hahaa they way described strings or was it treads? iunno it was soo cute:)

i loved jacobs part outta the whole entire book sadly i wished there was more from jacobs part..! haha rosalie and jacob were jks !

buh ahh jacob and nessiee ;)

[Twilightaholic01]

i know! when jacob described Edwards expression when he was in pain and he just crumpled to the floor my heart stopped for a few minutes and i just started crying. He was so helpless.I love the preface, i was like laughing so much.Because it was just so jacob.Loved it. This was the best book of the saga.

[xAllMyLuvx]

Yeah i thought the whole jacob and rosalie thing was hilarious. his blonde jokes cracked me up.

[purple31princess]

alot of the stuff your saying, is in part three

[eviltink09]

Jacobs section was... really heavey.. it was an 'outside' source. I can't even think of what else to say.. yea.. it was amazing!

[RockMySox32]

Why do you sound like you represent the lollipop guild?

[tannaz123321]

i like jacobs perspective. it was scary. i finished jacobs perspective this morning and i swear i puked. i had a huge spaz attack and i went literally catatonic for 5 minutes. im never having children...ever

[mysterytwilightvoice]

hahahaha

[southpark1693]

i love this book so far i just got done with the jacbo part and then i came down to my computer to listen to this and that part just sent to an amoitonal rollcoster i was cry at every little thing like i saw a dead chipmunk on the rode and i was like NO!!!! then i saw a babby and i was like all happy and idk i was weride to i thought my mom and dad were all like wut is worng all day that is how stongly i feel about the book love it so far will allways have mad love for twilight no matter wut

[MizieMoot]

I have my own opinions on the book and I think some of yours are really good opinions. I still love you, even if I don't quite agree with everything you said. Oh well. I still love you. The book was FREAKINg AWESOME!!!!

[WithoutMarbles]

I acually really like Reneesme. :D

I think it's cute && original!

But Im reading Jacob's book && Im kinda confused. But I really like it so far. Im sad that it's the last book. :(

[sinisterxlullaby]

Lmao @ 8:10 - 8:35

"That's just sick." hahah.

I agree with everything you said.