Deus Ex 3 Bitchslapping Montage

[fmpanic000]

I use this as a walkthrough.

[Malice720]

The song is Invaders Must Die.

[xThizu]

The prodigy has some kind of thingy u need to put in ur description to stay out of trouble with copyright..

[TheFuckingcunts]

Happy Valentine's everyone

[Dongulator]

What's up with the defective advertisement in the description?

[GaLaXYBest]

@Dongulator I was just wondering the same thing.

[Xiln3s]

The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die music

[hellomoto75]

Wow this game is terrible

[TrollPickle]

0:34 FAGET rapper getting bitch-slapped = me wankin' to that

[TNSMr357]

No HD? What a shame.

[maltastig]

IVE GOT BALLLSSS OF STEEL

[GrimReaperKILLYOU]

Makes Top Comment:I Never Asked For This

[Blodslav]

Fuck chuck norris, he ain't got shit on Adam Jensen.

[darkempro]

0:29 choke-slam  lol

[leoallnutt]

223 people have been Punched by Adam Jensen!

[AnimalNitrateInMind]

Should have re-released this video with Smack My Bitch Up. Angry Joe did it I think

[TheTrueHaddock]

@AnimalNitrateInMind

I released a second video, you can find it in the video responses. Have Fun ;3

[MegaALYOSHA]

in Russia we call it HBHF (Hit the Bitch in Her Face)

[MegaALYOSHA]

and by the way, in SOVIET Russia The Bitch Beats Itself))

[Zorka1996]

Duke nukem!

[markhodgson600]

haha this should be on facebook

[peber13]

wait, wasn't this game release in august? how was the video made in june? O_O

[TheUnbeholden]

my pimp hand is augmented.

[thereallanthus]

All of these civilians...

They never asked for this.

[conijoo]

what's the song?

[TheCilamoon]

Commander Shepard approves of this.

[edwolf1127n]

This video went viral on Asuncion

[TheTrueHaddock]

@edwolf1127n

This video has run it's course, doubtful it'll be popular.

[BukimiKun]

this is how you win the game

[NDKvids]

And what song is it

[NDKvids]

Wow I need this game

[xweedesmoker420x]

if they'd used this video instead of their official trailer, i would've actually bought this game

[MegaMat84]

like a boss!!!!

[walale12]

0:58, oh it does, believe me it does bitch!

[SadisticGamerReview]

What's the song in this video?

[renejgr70]

this made me buy the game

[doctorqwerty]

How do you do this? o.O

[walale12]

1:42, cleavage

[ussraf]

@walale12 hahahahhahaaa penis dildo dick vibrator fuck :D

[Jadriam]

The dancer just had to get hurt. 0:35 was priceless. "Dancing is forbidden!"

[Poowithyou13]

Who else smacked out that dancer at the train station?

[DFXist]

The awful dance was made better by prodigy use.

[IMattee]

Why is it SOOO funny watching a badass looking dude with awesome sunglasses just punching people incredibly hard?

[Liberator130]

0:32 I wish my moves were that funky.

[lotusclown77]

omfg LMFAO!!!! i don't think i've ever laughed at something this hard in my life! good work sir! u are a fucking legend! :D

[samlei13]

Smack my bitch up!

[Dukefazon]

I played through on PS3 but never seen the reviving scene anywhere (1:08). What this game really misses are woulds from guns or Adam's spikes'.

[caracalla13]

mate good video!Killing Spreeeeee!!!!!

[MrTrykster]

the first stlap was the best

[Niinamythe75]

Moooove bitch ! Get out the way

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

WOMAN IS THE SKIN AROUND THE VAGINA

[szamottttt]

Adam Jensen for president!

[Kzook]

Why is this song so damn appropriate.

[blackdragonwingz]

this is terrible...

[AkumaZabuza]

@blackdragonwingz 

terribly funny that is XD

[thybuilder]

00:31 Keith Flint

[jpmwolf91]

0:15 DAT ASS..

[DiViBucket]

How do you not have "Smack My Bitch Up" as the song

[TheTrueHaddock]

@DiViBucket

Because I already made it and it is a video response which you would have known with 5 seconds of insight.

[MrNancydrewfan]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO got them good

[asskickerfoo]

bitch I have money, I am better than you, eat this

[cosmicrush1]

What a shame.

[AyaReiko77]

0:25 ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!

[TheForceGun]

You are my hero. I email send snippets of this thing to chicks that bug me now. Favorited.

[blackshadow148]

Adam Jensen: the American James Bond. 

[LazyMan9000]

I personally find it great that you can do this, simply because of the randomness of it all. There's a certain Ace Ventura-like quality to watching this dude just walk up to complete nobodies on the street and cross 'em like he was working the ring. xD

[OurSurveySaysRAMPAGE]

Video theft. Nice work.

[TheTrueHaddock]

@OurSurveySaysRAMPAGE

Are you a fucking idiot?

[furballxsnowie]

@OurSurveySaysRAMPAGE That Awkward moment when you accuse the uploader of theft and you failed to realize they have this new invention called the "Uploaded By" and yours was posted 8 days later than his. Just with windows movie maker imported music masking it all.

[OurSurveySaysRAMPAGE]

@furballxsnowie not really that akward mate, Its the same video. Uploaded by is like a disclaimer, it does nothing.

[TheTrueHaddock]

@OurSurveySaysRAMPAGE

Listen you fucking invalid, he credited ME as the original creator IN THE DESCRIPTION. Are you really that big of an idiot? Now shut the fuck up and hang your head in shame for being such an idiot.

[TheNatManRS]

@OurSurveySaysRAMPAGE You know there's an old saying, think before you comment. You need to work on that.

[ff1002]

an epic game involving choices and consequences... is now being used as a hooker-punching simulator.

[fergie123able]

Looks like the shamwow guy couldve learned a trick or two from jensen

[gqmestiso]

The uploader of this vid definitely has some problems. Hilarious problems :)

[TheTrueHaddock]

@gqmestiso

My Girlfriend left me because of this video.

[TheManWithGreenSocks]

Man, smack a bitch....

[Rodmusset]

0:51 I never asked for this

[TheUnsensored]

i like the part when there on the ground already but he keeps throwing stuff at them

[imjowsef]

Song shouldve been "smack my bitch up"

[Freemouse159]

LOL this is awesome

[EBtheXIII]

Awesome x3

[katarjin]

the double takedowns are better than i thought they would be

[Finky27]

1:15

LOL at the guards

[ElTaco44]

This guy is playing the game right

[kubislavcze]

haha great video mate :D... i didnt even know there can be so many ninja tricks :D i always just punched the hell out of them...

[bikemessenger7]

the three stooges would be proud

[schact]

best montage ever

[KnowledgeStar552]

If nerds could fight like this, bullying would've never been an issue. =D

[SourTunaMilk]

0:30 i wanted to kill that guy so bad in the game and forgot to. thank you for the justice.

[javascan]

Song :

The Prodigy : Invaders Must Die

[shinobody]

His bitchslap is augmented.

[Popcornroman]

Mr. Jensen's quest to falcon punch every living breathing person is going quite well from what I see.

[TheMossad921]

WOW those last three moves are directly from the movie the protector with tony jaa. Type in end fight scene for protector and watch

[DnbDubJunkie]

That song made me nostalgia so hard, love The Prodigy!!

[TheArkTek]

AWSOME! Song fits in perfectly. Jensen is the biggest badass since ol Chucky N.

[jothifault]

What the song

[DragonSpikeXIII]

whats the song man 

[uniman6699]

EEven for an game that's pretty inhumane. mate your pretty fucked in the head to sit and laugh at it.

[MegaNancy56]

videogiochi scemi, da maschilisti scemi, dementi e trogloditi! LA CLAVAAAAAAAAAAAAA! LA CAVERNAAAAAAAAAAA! TORNERETE LI'!

[MegaNancy56]

videogiochi scemi, da maschilisti scemi, dementi e trogloditi! LA CLAVAAAAAAAAAAAAA! LA CAVERNAAAAAAAAAAA!

[agirlyman]

I thought that was going to be stupid, but that shit was excellent instead, thank!

[motherfly45]

What's the name of this song???Tell me pls

[mcoig]

@motherfly45

look under the green bar 

[Zaners]

A LEFT HOOK MAKES A RIGHT FINE WOMAN.

[Ryztor]

didnt know the police try to revive the knocked out ones...

[emospadez]

LOL awesomeee

[999Anonimous666]

БЕЙ БАБУ ПО ЕБАЛУ!!!!



[twomells]

lmao this is awesome

[635574]

MAss Effect surprassed 1000x

[JerryMau5]

1:10 HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[xMadCrisisx]

0:50 Keep your pimp hand strong!

[itunetool]

Is it me, or do the civilians fight better then the actual bad guys?

[shadownemmy]

they all got bitched slapped because none of them were in my kitchen making me a SANDWICH!

[megalomaniacalHalide]

Not sure why this was made, not sure how I got here.

[iWonTgIvEafuCK]

i want this fucking game now MUST BITCH SLAP

[Dantronic]

I've got freaking tears in my eyes, so funny

[ReefBear]

1:16 ded

[nayphee]

What game designers can learn from this :

If you're gonna put prostitutes in a game, you can fully expect the player to smash them up

[titanignaz]

You do wonder why David Sarif chose to augment his bitch slapping.

[Rohan2300]

lol, I feel dumb, I failed to realise I could actually beat-down people who weren't enemies....

[Cryaboot]

He bitchslaps so fast, his hand produces shockwaves.

[tuncerd]

He bitchslaps so fast, his hand produces sonicwaves.

[ultraness1]

a game that abuses women finally cuz really punchin dudes got old

[lupara13]

0:35 made me laugh the hardest.

[TheTrueHaddock]

The Song is right under the video, you autists.

[SuperSmashyfication]

@TheTrueHaddock You use the word autist as an insult? I hope your death is gruesome and involves a rubber chicken and at least three ping pong balls.

[uchihatheitachi]

@TheTrueHaddock Where the fuck is the song?

[Buucho77]

song: Invaders Must Die' by The Prodigy ( also on scott pilgrim vs the world 2nd trailer)

[conijoo]

song?

[fergie123able]

this reminds me wal-mart

[TigerRifle1]

Prostitutes: I will never stop hooking.

[AliceInUnderland666]

Well it's fair game if they come at you, but you were just going around punching them on purpose...although it is just a game. (O_o)

[HJstarcraft]

haha that was hilarious

[Jerails]

0:56 That gentleman watching has wonderful taste in leisure time activities.

[MrBeastamonium871]

thank you for punching the hell outta tht dancer xD

[hereinsertname]

You can do this to anyone?!

[MadPutz]

EXPLODING IPADS

[rockypallo]

What the heck is wrong with this luniteck or however you spell it. Hitting on women; come one, you've got to be kidding me!

[TheTrueHaddock]

@rockypallo

No one cares.

[Satch613]

@TheTrueHaddock Song?

[AliceInUnderland666]

@rockypallo

The dude has friggin augmented arms so it's not fair to any of them, man or woman XD

[greyeth]

@rockypallo

lol its a fucking video game dude.

[mechanicalpuffin]

@rockypallo This, good sir, is a fucking video game.

[vinsong]

@rockypallo LOL, white knighting much faggot. Equality brother.

[sheogorath19]

@rockypallo hitting women is the phrase... hitting on em is nothing wrong with... it's a game... u can bitchslap anyone... and so he did ...

[AyeSpy90]

They never asked for fists.

[user0987609876]

Funny, yet disturbing at the same time.

[FancyTophatDude]

0:20 LOL :D

[RageGamers0]

Interesting....

[valodia1991]

hahahaahahahahaha im gonna try it awesome dude XD

[UnlikeYouAre]

punching women isn't funny you surely are an male chauvinist pork

[naierer]

@UnlikeYouAre ..Relax, I'm a chick and I don't find it offensive at all. I love punching them too, some of them are real assholes.

[xCandyxInfantry]

@UnlikeYouAre You're right. Punching real women isn't funny. But punching NPC women is hilarious.

[TheTrueHaddock]

@UnlikeYouAre

Lick my clit.

[EiGH7BA11]

@TheTrueHaddock Bro, I play my deus ex game the exact same way xD. 

[ChuckNorris449]

@TheTrueHaddock yo i'll lick yo pussy baby u like black cock right naw

[SirDude456]

@TheTrueHaddock really, a woman posted this?

[TheTrueHaddock]

@SirDude456

Really, babe.

[SirDude456]

@TheTrueHaddock kudos

[TheTrueHaddock]

@TheTrueHaddock

Yes. No Shit.

[SerChade]

@TheTrueHaddock Excuse me, I'd like to take up that challenge.

[The012938475]

@UnlikeYouAre

Two couple are breaking up with each other. In one couple, the guy breaks up with the gal, and in the other the gal breaks up with the guy.

When the girl breaks up with the guy, he punches her in the face. He goes to prison for ten years, and his family disowns him.

When the guy breaks up with the girl, she punches him in the face. The woman around her cheer and clap, calling her a hero. The police don't hear a word of it.

Because of this, I find the video hilarious.

[immortalfrieza]

@The012938475 I agree with this. BTW, does anything happen storywise if you go around beating up civilains like this? I haven't gotten that far into the game yet to find out.

[The012938475]

@immortalfrieza Nothing, but if the cops see I'm pretty sure they kill you. And once you've alarmed the cops, it's very hard to escape unscathed.

[immortalfrieza]

@The012938475 Looks like I'll have to take out the cops first.

[Godsdarkness]

@The012938475 my good sir... well said.

[Tuubasd]

@UnlikeYouAre lol fag

[Suicider12]

@UnlikeYouAre You got OWNED lawl!

[sketcheddreams]

The guy break dancing getting punched/slapped was appropriate for some reason.

[Bibliofish]

Ya'll are literal children for liking this