Scottsdale isn't really this bad. I've lived here most of my life, not everybody is like this, but there are people who are exactly like this and make us people who live in Scottsdale look bad.
Unbelievably accurate... recently moved to Scottsdale and there SOOOO many of these ridiculous toolboxes out there. They seriously think they're the sh*t? What a joke.
lol scottsdale can be pretty bad, i agree. i guess it just depends on which area you go to. North is rich snobs, South is pretty ghetto, West, not too sure. East is ok.
guess what i found a mych worse place then scottsdale its called the sandbox or sandbar in chandler thats the worst place i have seen so far in az full of disgusting married dudes hitting on bitter retired divorcees with fake titas it was yuckie i had to evacuate myself fast. there is a cool place in scottsdale called Kazimierz and I love the little bars at the resorst when i feel like going out, bars are generally bad;) goodnight:)
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A friend of mine was sent there for work (we from TX) and he went to a really crowded bar wearing no shirt, overalls and a cowboy hat. He got the numbers of 4 of the hottest girls in the place (maybe it was his beer gut). Those poor women in AZ would jump on a real man if they ever saw one. Fucking sad ass Cali wannabes. They suck dick just like San Fagcisco.
@GimpSuit99 I went to Texas once. San Antonio. It's bad when the only thing you see is guys in half shirts and women who like they got beat with an ugly stick. Though there was a single hot chic. Worst place to go ever. I hate California, but Texas was way worse.
JustinPuss: You meant, "too bad that's all it is." Illiterate moron. Where did you get your education, ASU? Arizona is for unjustifiably narcissitc TARDS. I hope you enjoy your lifelong career working at Chipotle.
DUDE! I drive a used BMW, work out and eat raw egs for breakfast lol. But im not a douche at the Scottsdale bars lol. Matter of fact i go to the bar only couple times a year
@WyldeisGod For real. As funny as this video is in reality this somehow works and the girls will complain about how it was a bad idea and then mess around with the same type of guy the very next day.
Because Scottsdale/Phoenix has amazing weather, so people come here for that weather, and get stuck on the physical meaning of 'beauty', which in turn gets passed down to some of the people to have that 'rich' lifestyle. Then on top of that, there is MAJOR money in the valley, which adds to it cause of their big houses and cars. So these guys and girls get stuck on that, and somehow it translates into guido and plastic surgery, designer clothes, etc. to show it off. Dumb, I know. But reality.
@riddick0846 I've lived in AZ for almost 20 years, and Scottsdale is terrible. I don't go there unless I absolutely have to. The people there are SOOOO fake, its a joke.
I just moved to Scottsdale and this $30,000 dollar millionaire thing is SO REAL!!! Now where's the one with all the tiny blonds with the fake boobs, uggs, rented mercedes and designer clothes debt?
"You want to go to the club tonight? I should start getting ready." Fucking lol it's like noon...
On a more serious note, I hate these douches. I avoid Scottsdale because of these asshats. And I love how he never takes his glasses off, even when spraying shit on his face, and when his entire face is covered in shaving cream or what ever that shit was. Good video.
haha yeah we wanted to definitely pick on the fact that those losers never take there damn glasses off. even its midnight inside a club. i stay away from scottsdale for snotty girls and the douches like this
It's obvous the blobots song was inspired by this douche. That thin douche stache doesn't come in over night. His bf would be mad he's talking to all those girls.
Heard this on 103.9 and had to check out this vid. I was out with friends in Scottsdale last weekend and holy crap, the douchiness was off the charts! I'll stick to my dive bars and goth clubs, thanks. This is a hilarious vid!
aww I just met someone from there and he told me to check out about scottsdale bars,,,I am from Canada and all we want to do is love love love everyone besides how "awesome" we think we are
il tell you what im talking about everyone on you tube think your a cunt a canadian faggot cowboy wanabe lol hahahaha gay boy go suck corn skins out your dads butt hole
omg i live in scottsdale and totally agree(posers and from the westside or 44th st and mcdowell) , sad part are those prada singlasses??? they look so familiar i got a pair stolen at the biltmore by guys that work at the bamboo club!!!!
I live there and the douche bags are used for our entertainment. And usually, the douche bags tend to migrate down to Scottsdale. For the most part they're all from Tempe and Phoenix.
good to see it hasn't changed in 30 years ... keep on keepin' on douchebags! (think I threw up a lil in my mouth 3 or 4 times... ugh)
scubalicious67 2 weeks ago
Scottsdale isn't really this bad. I've lived here most of my life, not everybody is like this, but there are people who are exactly like this and make us people who live in Scottsdale look bad.
LazerEagle1 1 month ago
Unbelievably accurate... recently moved to Scottsdale and there SOOOO many of these ridiculous toolboxes out there. They seriously think they're the sh*t? What a joke.
coolbz77 1 month ago
Love the deodorant! Haha
BjCaruso 3 months ago
Bahahaha I love the deodorant
BjCaruso 3 months ago
I think the douches are spreading like a rash to bars all over the country. Chicago has some transplants up here.
jnadolski 3 months ago
5 Stars Clip
mesha1ism 5 months ago
I used to live there, thank God I left.
ZenPsyko 7 months ago
I'm the DJ/VJ/KJ at Giligin's in old town Scottsdale, and I play this video every time there's too many douche-bags in the place.
dandanthetaximan 7 months ago
@dandanthetaximan That sir makes you the biggest douche in the place...and what the song is written about...
TheAcenightcreeper 1 month ago
did you guys win the X 103.9 contest?
elisabethgoble13 8 months ago
It's funny how I've living in Tucson almost all my live and had never heard about Scottsdale douche's before today.
diesellover80 10 months ago
westside all day.fuk i go out there jus to start shit with those lame ass bitches.faggots
MrSaj14stack 10 months ago
LMAO I'm a AZ native and it's soooooo true!!!
SAMMUSchappell 1 year ago
amazing!
ogdemigod 1 year ago
who sleeps with shades on
Iplaytokill 1 year ago
ROFL! I moved from MN to Snottsdale and lived there for 8 months..HATED IT. Glad I moved back to MN!
nopiluvin 1 year ago
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YAHWEHisperfect 1 year ago
west side mesa is where its at yeah its ghetto but at least the people are real lol
amigodemoose 1 year ago
haha the 101 part makes me laugh xD
AgentFlufee 1 year ago
3 douchbags at the Scottsdale bars disliked this video.
FractalDistortion 1 year ago 3
It's not just the douches (guys) it is also the fake Barbie sluts too.
PeacefulKancer 1 year ago
lol scottsdale can be pretty bad, i agree. i guess it just depends on which area you go to. North is rich snobs, South is pretty ghetto, West, not too sure. East is ok.
ViciousHailStorm 1 year ago
I fucking love this Video! its hilarious to watch all those losers trying to pick up bar skanks
Ruztynail66 1 year ago
yes my hair is wind resistant
hahahah best video ever fools. nailed the doucheness perfectly! yall better of won the contest for sure
arizonastone68 1 year ago
guess what i found a mych worse place then scottsdale its called the sandbox or sandbar in chandler thats the worst place i have seen so far in az full of disgusting married dudes hitting on bitter retired divorcees with fake titas it was yuckie i had to evacuate myself fast. there is a cool place in scottsdale called Kazimierz and I love the little bars at the resorst when i feel like going out, bars are generally bad;) goodnight:)
prettyeuro 1 year ago
lol im not a stalker its called persistence lmao
seinty09 1 year ago
I'm from Scottsdale and I can attest to the truth of this song.
joelsmades6 1 year ago
What is this crap? Weak vid. Don't quit your day jobs guys...
SlightlyDazed7 1 year ago
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A friend of mine was sent there for work (we from TX) and he went to a really crowded bar wearing no shirt, overalls and a cowboy hat. He got the numbers of 4 of the hottest girls in the place (maybe it was his beer gut). Those poor women in AZ would jump on a real man if they ever saw one. Fucking sad ass Cali wannabes. They suck dick just like San Fagcisco.
GimpSuit99 2 years ago
@GimpSuit99 I went to Texas once. San Antonio. It's bad when the only thing you see is guys in half shirts and women who like they got beat with an ugly stick. Though there was a single hot chic. Worst place to go ever. I hate California, but Texas was way worse.
Rigor5Mortis 1 year ago
@GimpSuit99 Nice story to bad thats all it is.
JustinPusl 1 year ago
JustinPuss: You meant, "too bad that's all it is." Illiterate moron. Where did you get your education, ASU? Arizona is for unjustifiably narcissitc TARDS. I hope you enjoy your lifelong career working at Chipotle.
GimpSuit99 1 year ago
@GimpSuit99 Only two things come from Texas boy...Steers and queers...
joeyant24 1 year ago
DUDE! I drive a used BMW, work out and eat raw egs for breakfast lol. But im not a douche at the Scottsdale bars lol. Matter of fact i go to the bar only couple times a year
mikemxbike4 2 years ago
this video hits it perfectly on the head the douches bags in scottsdale are big douches
treeberman 2 years ago 5
this video is awesome, it should just have the girls falling for them instead of turning them down, cus thats what really happens
WyldeisGod 2 years ago 12
@WyldeisGod For real. As funny as this video is in reality this somehow works and the girls will complain about how it was a bad idea and then mess around with the same type of guy the very next day.
cdaywhea81 6 months ago
i got a cousin who lives and phoenix and another in mesa and they said they both hate scottsdale. is it that bad?
riddick0846 2 years ago
yes.. it really is.
rslomski08 2 years ago 2
wow. really? y?
riddick0846 2 years ago
Because Scottsdale/Phoenix has amazing weather, so people come here for that weather, and get stuck on the physical meaning of 'beauty', which in turn gets passed down to some of the people to have that 'rich' lifestyle. Then on top of that, there is MAJOR money in the valley, which adds to it cause of their big houses and cars. So these guys and girls get stuck on that, and somehow it translates into guido and plastic surgery, designer clothes, etc. to show it off. Dumb, I know. But reality.
rslomski08 2 years ago
wow
riddick0846 2 years ago
@riddick0846 Scottsdale is an awesome place. But some douchebags, who live there, make it look bad.
mikemxbike4 2 years ago
@riddick0846 I've lived in AZ for almost 20 years, and Scottsdale is terrible. I don't go there unless I absolutely have to. The people there are SOOOO fake, its a joke.
Blown4banger 2 years ago 13
@Blown4banger not everyone in scottsdale is a douche... trust me i fucking live there bud hahah can't label everyone in scottsdale as a douche.
KroNiiKKilleR 1 year ago
@riddick0846 Its because they cant afford to live there.
joeyant24 1 year ago
2;13 LOL ! !
IamJustinSleator 2 years ago
I just moved to Scottsdale and this $30,000 dollar millionaire thing is SO REAL!!! Now where's the one with all the tiny blonds with the fake boobs, uggs, rented mercedes and designer clothes debt?
princeswitz 2 years ago 3
the funny thing is i actually had those sunglasses back in the day.
megandinosuar1 2 years ago
Vegas is douche capital. "Fake millionaire that makes 30gs" LOL. Too many of those here.
REV0LTguru 2 years ago
"You want to go to the club tonight? I should start getting ready." Fucking lol it's like noon...
On a more serious note, I hate these douches. I avoid Scottsdale because of these asshats. And I love how he never takes his glasses off, even when spraying shit on his face, and when his entire face is covered in shaving cream or what ever that shit was. Good video.
thereal87 2 years ago 6
haha yeah we wanted to definitely pick on the fact that those losers never take there damn glasses off. even its midnight inside a club. i stay away from scottsdale for snotty girls and the douches like this
jpic32 2 years ago 4
@jpic32 Whatever bro its cause you cant hang..
joeyant24 1 year ago
@joeyant24 you should go to the Gaslamp if you're ever in San Diego. Faggots like you fit right in there.
pelorojo7 1 year ago
@pelorojo7 I live in OC now..
joeyant24 1 year ago
@thereal87
I doubt it was shaving cream ;) xD
babbygurl59 1 year ago
It's obvous the blobots song was inspired by this douche. That thin douche stache doesn't come in over night. His bf would be mad he's talking to all those girls.
doucheinvideo 2 years ago
lol its actually inspired by the flobots song "handlebars" but this is hillarious!
uberari 2 years ago
Scottsdale is full of little scumbags, and ho bags
Logiclessly 2 years ago
Heard this on 103.9 and had to check out this vid. I was out with friends in Scottsdale last weekend and holy crap, the douchiness was off the charts! I'll stick to my dive bars and goth clubs, thanks. This is a hilarious vid!
fearlessjones 2 years ago
i havent heard this for a while i luv this parody
guitargod4356 2 years ago
My new tribal tattoo makes the panties go DROP!
OnlythruStruggle 2 years ago
i got to the 101 without a DUI
jbaker88 2 years ago
aww I just met someone from there and he told me to check out about scottsdale bars,,,I am from Canada and all we want to do is love love love everyone besides how "awesome" we think we are
Sheenbean000 2 years ago
what the fuck are you talking about.
ConsuescoCoaegresco 2 years ago
does everyone know on this page that ConsuescoCoaegresco fucks hie own dad up his arse the faggot fuck
MrLittlejonnie 2 years ago
il tell you what im talking about everyone on you tube think your a cunt a canadian faggot cowboy wanabe lol hahahaha gay boy go suck corn skins out your dads butt hole
MrLittlejonnie 2 years ago
Awesome dude
TheNightBreaker 2 years ago 2
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srThoits 2 years ago
yea... this is sooo true : D
bl0v3mu5ic 2 years ago
This is so good man! Keep up with the good vids!
Dcowboysfan03 2 years ago 2
This shit is spot on true. what's even worse is that there are girls who are like that out there as well.
RedKev25 2 years ago 3
omg i live in scottsdale and totally agree(posers and from the westside or 44th st and mcdowell) , sad part are those prada singlasses??? they look so familiar i got a pair stolen at the biltmore by guys that work at the bamboo club!!!!
moncee1223 2 years ago 3
actually those sunglasses are from walmart haha i got them for five dollars. definitely not prada
jpic32 2 years ago 2
Moncee1223....this video is about you....OMG my prada sunglasses......fag!!! Im actually going to the W this weekend to punch fags like you.
srThoits 2 years ago
@moncee1223 i live in scottsdale too..this is....every dude in scottsdale
XxHelenaJolieXx 8 months ago 2
hey absynth909 my bro just happens to live there and he is not a douche you dip shit peice of crap btw he could kick your ass
gigetyguy742 2 years ago
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Redbaron011 2 years ago
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You are a douche like one of the people in the vid. Your name, your use of the word "bro" and the attempt to start a fight are clear indicators.
Redbaron011 2 years ago
yea, that guy looks like the guy i sat next to in English class.....what's up joe?
TurkishStockton 3 years ago
I hate Scottsdale. Everybody there is a douche!
absynth909 3 years ago
i live in SCOTTSDALE!
Elainelove0MG 3 years ago
Then I guess you're a douche at the SCOTTSDALE BARS!!!
I'm in Tucson. LOL!
absynth909 3 years ago
I guess your nasty trash then! No, I'm nasty trash cause I live in Mesa.
user102306 3 years ago
I'm stuck in Tucson. Can't wait to get out. But it's not SCOTTSDALE!!!
absynth909 3 years ago
Tucson fucking sucks
joeyant24 2 years ago 3
I live in Gilbert.... the Phx area is bogus. Land of the Douche.
GABER222 2 years ago
hey, I grew up there and i turned out okay.
ZenPsyko 3 years ago
Not true!
I live there and the douche bags are used for our entertainment. And usually, the douche bags tend to migrate down to Scottsdale. For the most part they're all from Tempe and Phoenix.
CristinPanda 3 years ago
Dudes only get all 'gussied' up cuz that's what dumbass broads want.
quhawks48 3 years ago
Flat out true, unfortunately.
drewnwalker 2 years ago 4
haha who is trackstud44?? kyyyylllee???
jpic32 3 years ago
Man.. This guy really looks like my friend Goo
trackstud44 3 years ago