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  • When the bible was made they didn't know the bible is fake don't believe everything you see and apply it to your shitmaster god

  • The earth is round. End of story.

  • any so called holy book is a waste of good toilet paper!

  • i think its funny that so many people think the guy that made this video is arguing that the earth is flat...

  • @1overthehillsfaraway 92 people apparently didn't see his screen name.

  • and please understand that you only have 1 life... if you throw it away no second one comes

  • first how you explain the day and night.... second how you explain gravity... how you explain ships disappear after a while... how you explain that we got to curve the wirless signals... how you explain... i'll write a book... plenty of proofs agains flat earth/BRAIN society theory...or maybe not... i may be accused to be heretic by flat brain society... dont make me laugh... your proofs are nearly sensless... you mostly think on bible... and mostly you use prehistoric devices...WAKE UP

  • @latched097 The Flat Earth Society has explanations for all your questions.

  • @rossini55 I was a sort of little kid at the time i wrote that comment. Not much time has passed but with my studies at school im beginning to gain explanations that have a sense, that comment really didnt have that much sense, those were the explanations everybody could invent with a few seconds of thinking. And it was a little offensive by the way and I found out that writing offenses in a comment is the worst way to comment. I still belive that your explanations have some biblic foundations..

  • @latched097 I was being sarcastic. Just trying to show how important it is to base conclusions on evidence. Just as you have done. You are correct to investigate claims for yourself rather than take it on authority. The moment people deny such overwhelming evidence, you get crazy Flat Earth claims. Just like creationists, but unlike creationists AT LEAST these guys have an alternative 'Hypothesis", as crazy as it is). BTW I dont think u were offensive.

  • @latched097 If you cant call a crazy idea crazy these days, then that is sad. So you were right to ridicule a ridiculous statement. I am not a Flat Earther or a theist BTW.

  • @rossini55 But with some more toughts behind that, not just cause my teacher said it at school.

  • Illuminati!!! 

  • He's just kidding in this video, showing how ridiculous the creationist religiotards are. If you understood that, thumbs-up this comment.

  • i think your just trying to be different from everyone by being a gay athiest

  • @123highman321 The atheist count rises by the day. We're no longer the outliers, we're slowly becoming the norm.

  • @SuperrSparky shoot, guess this guy will have to become a straight christian

  • @123highman321 "A gay athiest"... LMAO Wow. You just wreak of stupidity. Also, it's spelled "atheist".

  • The hebrew word for the word Flat is not circle, hahahaha

  • The biblical writers didn't have rocket ships. All they knew FOR CERTAIN is that the earth was NOT being held up by "gods" like all the cultures around them believed. They actually knew this, by faith, not by scientific experiments. Therefore they knew, by faith, that God must have hung the earth "on nothing" or established an unseen natural force of some type such as "pillars". They only knew no "gods" were holding it up which seemed impossible. Amazingly they knew this by faith.

  • im not saying the bible is correct but whens the last time ANYONE reading this has gone to space THEMSELFS ? and it is possible to have a flat earth for many reason. have you ever played pac man and gone through the left side of the screen and came out on the other side ? same if the earth is within a game like structure (wich it is within gods head). dont get stupid with me in the comment board if you want detail talking about this send me a message. comment board is impossible to describe in

  • @sonofcreator2 Google Earth. :D

  • @sonofcreator2 Oh my lord... You honestly might be the biggest idiot of all-time. You just used pac man as an example to describe the earth. HOLY SHIT! That's amazing. It's 2011, and this moron is trying to argue the earth is flat. Call the guiness book of world records! I've found the biggest idiot in the solar system! We have these things called satellites moron. They take millions of pictures of planet earth every day.

  • The only source that you have to prove that God exists is a Bible. So like i've been saying. "God Does exist... In the Bible...ONLY"

  • Leviticus 19:27 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard. / we have 2 dimensional heads?

  • Its true, the Earth is flat! My dad died falling of the mighty ice wall which no one has ever but him! Oh and by the way I'm 12!

  • One word, gravity; you fucking idiot, GRAVITY!

  • How about you all quit looking for something to give you answers and just think for yourself? Step outside form talking to yourself in your mind, right now, and just think for yourself. Not that hard. By the way, FE = 2D, RE = 3D

  • OK first of all......people thinking the earth was flat back in the day doesn't mean it's a center of teaching. There is no theological foundations with a flat earth nor a 6 day creation.

    No right-read Christians, let alone careful readers, would miss this point. It's not a part of teaching because it's based on ancient ideas......

  • I'm a Christian and I don't believe any of that bullshit.

    Its fucking obvious that our planet is spherical. People wrote otherwise in the Bible because they had no technology to prove any better, and I guess it seemed rational back then. Carbon dating also debunks that it is six thousand years old.

    Being a Christian isnt about 'this vs that' or science vs faith. Its about being a good person and respecting your fellow man. Don't judge me.

  • FUCK THE BIBLE!

  • no.. the bible says the world is a circle with a tent over it, it also says that life popped up at the same time. it also says the sun revolves around the earth. it also says the earth is something stupid like 6000 years old? it also states that some people in history lived to 500 years, it also... you know what enough said. SCEINCE 5. BIBLE 0

    and the debate has only just started XD you christians are sooooooooo stupid, but carry on, the intelligent people need someone to laugh at!

  • @myrmidon359 Yes, you finally make sense .. Its a fine piece of fictional poetry. I even like some of the dramatic ironies in the bible. It may not be you i am mad at, but the people who take this fiction as God's word and act according to it (Picking and choosing as they like). Teaching children that the earth is 6000 years old and Noah's ark as "History","Science" and not fiction and seems like a sick joke to me. Santa Claus is one thing, but this is a whole different one.

  • @dwcarless I could keep going .. it would only be more humiliation . You wont expect a bronze age book to know about the earth. If you strip off everything thats in the bible that can be proven unscientific and has no evidence for, or which is internally incoherent amongst the various versions - You would be holding just the leather bound cover . I wont go any further to enlighten you - just a request for your own sake.. dont mention Bible and science together. Most (99%) of scientists dont.

  • @dwcarless How many Quotes of "Poetry " would you defend ? And why did the Churches not understand this in the 12th century/Dark Ages ? Why are bible literalists always playing catch up to science ?

    "He set the earth on its foundations; it can never be moved. (Psalm 104:5)"

    "The sun rises and the sun sets, and hurries back to where it rises. (From the NIV Bible, Ecclesiastes 1:5)"

    "that it might take the earth by the edges and shake the wicked out of it? ( Job 38:13)

  • haha..

  • @dwcarless Daniel 4:10-11. In Daniel, the king “saw a tree of great height at the centre of the earth...reaching with its top to the sky and visible to the earth's farthest bounds.”

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  • @myrmidon359 How is saying a rabbit chews its cud poetic? How is stating that man was created from dirt and woman from a rib poetic? How is recommending stoning for, taking the lords name in vain, being a rebellious teenager, and being a woman who looses her virginity before marriage poetic? How is recommending the beating of a slave until they cannot get up for several days poetic? How is recommending selling your own daughter into slavery to pay off debts poetic? The list goes on.

  • @dwcarless You're forgetting about the book of Job in which God says that the Earth is flat and held up on pillars. Let's face it with so many writers of the Bible there would have obviously been some idiots thrown in, and if it helped the early Churches with their vie for power, they kept it in.

    It's a valid argument to point out inconsistencies and scientific fallacies (like Rabbits chewing their cud) within a text that is to be inspired by an omniscient being.

  • wow how fuckin stupid do you think people are

  • Yeah, Earth is flat, and my dick reaches the moon. Read all about it in a book called: "My gf legs are above the clouds"

  • Cont...

    Fifth, in Luke 17:31-36 Jesus tells what will happen when He returns next time... there will be people working in the fields (day) and some will be raptured and others left behind... and at the same time, there will be people sleeping (night) and some raptured and some left behind. The scenario would never work for a flat Earth because it couldn't be night and day at the same time, but, it does work for a spherical Earth. The Bible shows us, the Earth is a sphere! Give it up atheists!

  • @11aav the bible says the earth is flat, do you have video tape of jesus saying that?

  • @11aav didnt your bible also state that the circle is a circle with a tent over it? give it up christians. the bible is contradicting its the worse written book man has ever wrote- harry potter is better then it and actually more scientifically correct (which says alot) you always pick and choose what parts of the bible appear correct if you "look beyond the words for meanings" but when it comes down to it the bible has such shit science inside it, open your eyes!

  • @11aav There is a judgement day. Since the day of judgement is a day, it is 24 hours long, it will have a nighttime and a daytime part to it. Where does Jesus say it will be a judgement hour or minute or second?

  • @11aav The flat earth was made from religion.

  • @11aav Its not just athiests who believe the earth is flat. Its just anyone with less than 100 brain cells. People who believe in this are on a whole different level of stupidity.

  • @Dustin2010james LOL... Did you just say you think atheist's believe the world is flat, and then call somebody besides yourself, stupid? BAHAHAHA

  • @richig761 No im saying anyone who believes the earth is flat is absolutely stupid. There's ample proof that the world is round.

  • @Dustin2010james Obviously. Do you think atheist's believe the world is flat? lol Because that's what you said.

  • @richig761 No they said "Give it up athiests". So idk what he really meant, but i took it as they say athiests believe earth is flat.

  • @Dustin2010james He said "give it up athiest's" because atheist's accuse the bible of saying the earth is flat. Which it does about 30 times. Atheism is not a religion. There is no belief system. Atheism is the lack of belief in any supreme, or extra terrestrial being. If anything atheist's would be the last to think the earth is flat. Due to the fact that we/they trust science for our information.

  • @11aav That verse is extremely questionable as to what it means as far as the earth's shape. However, there are verse's that refer DIRECTLY to the earth being flat. A lot of them.

  • @11aav LOL that doesn't say the earth is a sphere, it just speaks about the rapture.

  • @11aav it's not about being atheist but the fact of the massive amount of proofs that explain that this flat brain... or sry... flat earth society members are throwing their lives and their money away for absolutely nothing... or better for a serius proofless theory... i wrote plenty of other comments that alone make more sense than the whole book the earth isn't round or wathever other name that stupid book has

  • @11aav To be fair, in Jesus' day Eratosthenes had already discovered that the Earth is spherical. However, the Old Testament does seem to paint a very flat picture of things. Also Jesus claims not to know when his second coming will be, so he gave examples from all times of day. Either way. A much stronger case could be made, however, that the bible promotes Geocentrism. Which is why the church opposed Copernicus and Galileo so severely.

  • @11aav You are incorrect, there is a model that Flat Earth Theorists have that explains how a flat earth can have night and day simultaneously on a flat disc. You should go and check out their website just google flatearthsociety and all the explanations are there. Just go to the FAQ.

  • @rossini55 True! like if you aim a small flash light at a black sheet of paper.

  • the earth is a sphere the word for circle in hebrew means sphere check it out

  • The Earth is flat not the planet especially at one time when all of the land was one big mass.

  • Holy shit are you a moronic asshole. The bible is a book of fables, it is not meant to be taken literally. ANYONE who thinks the bible is history and scientific is a retarded asshole. .

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, Dumbass look at pics from the moon

  • Isaiah 40:22

    It is he who sits above the circle of the earth, and its inhabitants are like grasshoppers; who stretches out the heavens like a curtain, and spreads them like a tent to dwell in I Chronicles 16:30

    Yea, the world stands firm never to be moved.

    Psalms 93:1 & Psalms 96:10

    Yea, the world is established, it shall never be moved.

    Psalms 104:5

    You did set the earth on its foundation, so it shall never be shaken.

  • Um I think you have confused the Bible with the Quran ...

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  • you are a goner

  • Bible is a sacred Book, although they thought the Earth was round because at that time they didnt have any physical evience or proof.

  • @WIFIM101 The Bible is bullshit and full of contradictions..

  • Look the apollo astronauts saw earth from space and to them it was flat. Isn't that enough?

  • Typical Athiest. You know nothing but because you are surrounded by a culture that tells you all this crap you believe it has to be true because it supports what you want to believe. Next time you might want to crack open a bible and see if it really says what you claim it says.

  • @ram0166 What? Your mixing atheism with the theism. Atheists don't believe in the bible and therefore never use it as evidence.

  • @ram0166 You fail to realize that most atheists ARE former Christians who HAVE

    "cracked open" a bible, as you say and some have even studied it thoroughly and are even academics. It is because of their past religious background that they are today atheists, you dummy. I am an atheist because I finally started reading the bible instead of listening to my preacher and found it to be full of inconsistencies, cruelty, horrors and injustice. Maybe it is YOU who should read your bible THOROUGHLY.

  • @cjs33139 Ok angry little atheist. It's been months since I commented on this so I'm not searching for but I remember my question: Where are the verses that say the earth is flat mr Bible Scholar? This guy threw out a bunch claims but did not show the evidence of it.

  • LOL at the ending, "and the bible is bullshit"

    Impatient ragers never watch the endings.

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  • @CaryStephensss9 isnt it funny how the christians blamed the people with heresy who said that the earth round before the new world whas discovered?

    Your bible has been changed like 230243483483843times because it didnt match scientific facts...

  • @Sneaker1993 Yes it was peculiar. Turns out that all of the people that claimed the world was round were Christians. My Torah was not changed, Sneaker, other than priests removing YHWH's name and replacing it with words like Lord. There are no Scientific facts that disprove the Torah, but nice try.

  • @CaryStephensss9 Lol didnt know you took the queot of someone else...

    İ dont know much about the Torah so im not going to discuise on something i dont know about.

    Neither has the Holy Quran been changed and nope it hasnt been disaprove yet and never will be.

  • @CaryStephensss9 but thats not the biggest proof against the bible

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  • @CaryStephensss9 The torah is also full of errors. The first verses of the Genesis is incorrect in terms of Science. How the universe came into existense, Im not trying to be disrespectful but the torah is not the same torah as of moses.

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  • @CaryStephensss9

    I'll be glad to debunk your claims, send it to me by message. expert in scriptural Greek and Hebrew with some knowledge of Aramaic, as well as extensive knowledge in the fields of physics, chemistry and biology.

    BTW, we have far older copies of the Bhagavad Gita, I Ching, Egyptian Book of the Dead, etc. than the dead sea scrolls. The dead sea scrolls are not that old (first century), they are the oldest Jewish texts, but that's because the Jews sucked at document preservation.

  • @Wraithofvolsunga Check your inbox. Good luck. LOL!

  • @jihadulnafs I sent you proof in your inbox....check your mail, and feel free to reply. Also, feel free to share it with anybody you like, especially physicists. Shalom.

  • @CaryStephensss9

    No, circle means circle, not sphere, look at the picture in the video, that was the early Hebrew cosmology. You obviously do not know Hebrew that well, because that single instance is the only time the excuse is ever made that "khug" implies sphere. It simply does not and apologists just want to justify their texts.

  • ok.does the people who tihnk earth is flat ever watch the earth from space?

  • You good sir fail at science and math in general, it is no wonder then that you have taken flight to the safety of religious dogma. There is also much evidence pointing towards the Earth being a sphere and not flat, mostly PHOTOGRAPHS.

    Next think ya know, you'll be telling me that man neer landed on the moon.... and that its a cube inhabited by Moon People.

  • @Cookaloka you must be one of those kids who doesn't understand jokes (very sad). notice the last piece of text.

  • The Bidston Hill Lighthouse, near Liverpool, is 228 feet above high water, one bright fixed light, visible 23 nautical or very nearly 27 statute miles. Deducting 4 miles for the height of the observer, squaring the remaining 23 miles and multiplying that product by 8 inches we have a downward curvature of 352 feet; from this deduct the altitude of the light, 228 feet, and there remains 124 feet as the distance which the light should be below the horizon!

  • math fail

  • Part 3

    The square of the remaining 10 statute miles will give a fall or curvature downwards from the horizon of 66 feet. Deduct from this 21 feet, the altitude of the light, and we have 45 feet as the amount which the light ought to be below the horizon!

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    For instance, at page 35 of Lighthouses of the World, the Ryde Pier Light, erected in 1852, is described as a bright fixed light, 21 feet above high water, and visible from an altitude of 10 feet at the distance of 12 nautical or 14 statute miles. The altitude of 10 feet would place the horizon at the distance of 4 statute miles from the observer.

  • This conclusion [that the Earth is flat] is greatly confirmed by the experience of mariners in regard to certain lighthouses. Where the light is fixed and very brilliant it can be seen at a distance, which the present doctrine of the Earth's rotundity would render altogether impossible. cont..

  • I guess the sailors who fell off the side never came back to tell us about it. .

  • Part2

    Navigation charts showed the exact positions of all lighthouses, and local pilotage guides listed all lights in a given area. Besides these, the standard English-language reference was known as Lighthouses of the World (Findlay, 1862). Rowbotham made extensive use of Lighthouses of the World, as the following quotation illustrates:

  • Before the days of electronic navigation systems, lighthouses were vitally important to mariners. Standard navigation references (such as Bowditch) contained detailed descriptions of the locations, characteristics, and visibility of the most important lights. cont

  • Part 2

    With this in mind....when we see the earth from space we need to be aware that space is not a vacuum, but an massive ocean of moving particles constantly changing and effecting the light which bears witnes to the imgae of the earth, so we can't be sure that the image of the earth which we see with our eyes from space is neccessarily the correct image of the earth..

  • GPS works by GPS satellites orbiting the Earth. For GPS to even work, these satellites need to orbit. GPS works perfectly fine, thus the satellites orbit, thus the Earth is round.. If the Earth was not round, how would I be able to travel in a straight line, only to return to where I traveled from in the first place?

  • If a GPS satellite were to travel around a flat earth travelling above it's surface, it would be much like a like a needle on a record disc, it would still perform the same functions, more or less.

  • science fail

  • Your science, cannot even explain why each snowfake has it's own unique pattern, or what is the purpose of laws build into nature,all working in harmony with one another.... But if everything happened by chance, as science teaches, this would be a total impossibility....

  • I don't argue that science teaches why the laws of physics are what they are. There is tons science has not taught us yet, but that doesn't make science wrong. Science doesn't have any set answer, some things have been proven, others haven't. Needing an answer for the meaning of life or the laws of nature doesn't make the existence of a God any more plausible..

  • @jwh30385 , I agree that the basis of science (our understanding of natural laws) when used correctly can achieve alot of good and contribute to a better world...but as in all things with mankind in regard of knowledge, there is the very real danger that it can be misused and in the end destroy the world which we live in.

  • The earth is flat and we should be glad that it is. If the earth was a spinning globe the oceans to pull in the oppostie direction to the direction of the earth and they (the oceans) would swamp the land under water.

  • DocHoliday1882

    Of course the earth is flat - these scientists love to lie to us. If the earth was round then people standing on the sides and bottom would just fall off into space!

    Jeez, people are so gullible when it comes to all this "round earth" nonsense!

  • So many Science lies. The bible is the truth.

  • Because of science, you can watch western movies.

    Because of science, you can have a youtube account.

    Because of science, you can have a telephone.

    Because the Earth is round, you can use GPS.

    Because the Earth is round, you can watch satellite TV.

    Because the Earth is round, you can use telephones.

    The Bible has yet to prove anything.

  • @jwh30385,.With all that hot air your spourting, yue have prove nothing!!....Don't yue know or yet understand!!!!..science is a created word, to try and explain away to beauty of nature and to bamboozle the likes of yue, who can't think or reason for themselves...cont

  • It is because of intelligent laws build into nature,and not science, that we are able to enjoy modern conveniences, but with a cost they impact upon the environment and deplete our ozone layer, so much for your science!!!...

    The earth is flat and yue can't prove otherwise...just be glad that it is, otherwise you would be drowned by the ocean as the earth spins round..

  • DocHoliday: I have seen a tremendous amount of pictures and videos from space, all showing the Earth to be round. I have seen the curvature of the Earth with my own eyes, from mountain tops and from airplanes. The ocean is affected more by the Moon's gravitational pull than it is by the spinning of the Earth.. That's why we have tides. In addition, I have flown around the Earth, which would be impossible if it was a flat disc.

  • @jwh30385 , Yes the pictures from space show us a great deal of the fragile earth which is own home...However photographs can be deceiving and misleading,Albert Einstein proved that light over distance by the power of gravity bends,cont...

  • You're citing Albert Einstein, a brilliant mind whose own theories disprove a flat Earth.

  • On the contrary, Albert Einstein theory of relativity, turns all of what we think we know of science and the laws of the universe upside down, where the impossible becomes possible!

  • The Bible has proved that man left to his own devices, becomes puffed up and arrongant .,does not value or appreciate the life of others..and in the end will destroy himself!

    Greter civilzations than ours have come and gone, survey their ruins acros the world...all because they build their beliefs and worship on self and science....Whatever man does, God always wins in the end, all men turn back to the dust from which they came, never to return again.

  • The Bible doesn't prove human nature. Psychology proves this. Very few civilizations have been destroyed by themselves, most have been destroyed by competing civilizations or natural disasters. Civilizations based on religion have suffered the same fates.

  • Yes Psychology is a tool which men have build and developed their understanding of human mind and character..however in the bible we can learn a great deal about Psychology, with the very many and different complex characters...like Moses, Pharaoh, Samson,Gideon, Joshua...to name a few...we laern how they thought and acted in a given and difficult situation and through which we can learn a great deal, of how folk can react when confronted with life. suffering and death situations.

  • dude, yet another pathetic attempt by u athiests to prove what u cant prove at all. Your sarcastic stupidity is both completely unfounded and has nothing to back it up. Here's one for you. We all came from scum. where did the scum come from? materials left over from the big bang. where did those materials come from? according to science, matter cannot be created or destroyed. so was it just there for all of eternity before? ur arguements and your presentation both sucked ass dude.

  • @Riverweasel09

    Sadly, matter can be created and destroyed: antimatter, the Large Hadron Collider, and nuclear fusion.

    And personally, I think God could've created the Earth through the Big Bang, but there's a difference between 7 days and 13 billion years.

    And you do know that the current bible is a bastardization of the Bible that Jesus intended for you to have, right?

    For example, the Dead Sea Scrolls and the Apocryphal Books of Erza

  • Why make things complicated thousands of years ago 13 billion years of creation is to complicated. Why not simplify it to 7 days so every one can understand?

  • because that's called lying...

  • LOL

  • Everything we do in our lives is fake. We might be some sort of alien experiment, who knows.

  • Fail.

    Another cut and paste atheist argument which has less basis than any argument by a theist.

    Yes, let's accept that they thought the world was flat, but not the words of the rest of the book!

    Blind as bats.

  • This video is sarcastic, he doesn't actually believe the earth is flat. :/

  • I know, that's why I wrote the comment ;)

  • @TheColaGoodfellow

    Well words in the bible are claimed to be the words of god then there shouldnt be such error for god is perfect.Even single mistake in such a book would mean that god is not perfect and the religion is flawed beyond reason.

  • Have you considered that if one part of the book is provably completely made-up bullshit, the rest of it that we can't prove so easily (souls, souls going somewhere after death, etc) might also be completely made-up bullshit?

  • The chances of 66 books/letters all lieing about miracles, without real motivation, is slim.

    Alot of the claims in the Bible lack no motivation behidn their statement other than "we truly believe this".

    For example "Nothing is impossible for he who believes", there is no motivation why anyone would make up such a large claim.

    And you can't convict someone for a crime if there's no motivation.

  • You can convict somebody of a crime even if they didnt have a motive. Just gather enough evidence to show beyond reasonable doubt that the suspect comitted the crime.

    And besides, there is a motive. Religion keeps tribes together, and keeps the leaders in power.

  • And there is no such evidence against the Bible. There is simply miracles within it, which for some reason cause people to pass it off as un-real.

    But the reality is that no amount of evidence can prove something to be impossible, there is only possibilities and witnesses.

    It's all about the amount of scriptures and big claims made over the space of many years, which is what makes it so trustworthy.

  • And you're right that religion brings people together, but yet again, why was Judaism one of the first religions not to claim their leader is God himself?

    The egyptians worshipped pharoahs, the romans worshipped caesar, the aztecs worshipped their leader. All powerful rich men, and compare it to Judaism and Christianity. Even Jesus was a poor man.

    Where's the motivation for attributing greatness to something other than yourself if you're capable of fooling people?

    Again, no motivation.

  • ahahahahhaha

  • The bible is nothing more than a fairy tale. A book to try to make people act kind to each other. But what has the bible, and religion as a whole achieved for the world??

    Nothing but thousands of years of bloodshed, pain and suffering.

    Religion is POISEN, spirituality is necessary.

  • you atheists need to get more in tune with the right sides of your brains- there is a poetic side to life- all things need not be literally true

  • You must never have heard of the Fundamentalists of your religion. They are the ones who believe and insist (often violently) that the bible is literally true. It has nothing to do with atheists.

  • Of course I've heard of fundamentalists, the only way I could not of heard of them would be if I had stuck my head in the sand; what I said applies to them as well.

  • Then you must know that according to them you are not a true Christian unless you are "born again" and accept the bible literally.

  • I accept much of the Bible as literal, but I try to interpret the Bible by discovering what the words "literally" mean to say; fundamentalists often make the mistake of interpreting everything "literally" instead of interpreting it as it was intended to be interpreted.

  • So you are interpreting the bible - your interpretation of what is itself an interpretation of a translation of yet another translation of stories about stories (there are no eyewitness accounts in the bible; it is entirely hearsay). Did you ever play the "telephone" game as a kid? If so, you know where I'm going with this. If not, you lost out on a lot of fun.

    And be that as it may, again, as far as your Fundamentalists are concerned, you are not a true Christian. What makes you right?

  • Your claim that it is entirely hearsay is unsubstantiated, considering Biblical scholars disagree amongst themselves as to whether or not there are any eyewitness accounts (particularly in reference to the Gospels).

    But aside from that, I never said I was "right". I do my best to get it right, but as a fallible human being I am bound to get some things wrong. However, most of the Bible is clear-cut and simple to understand (the Gospels and epistles (excluding Paul's),

  • You do have a good point though- and your argument is one of the things which draws me nearer to the Catholic Church; if I were Catholic, I would simply say that the "keys" have been given to the church, and the church, by the guidance of the Holy Spirit, has been given authority to interpret the scriptures.

    But alas, I do not currently have the means to make this argument which would so easily solve the problem.

  • the sun proves the earth is round because it is always seen somewhere on earth so there can be no night with a flat earth unless the sun goes under it - of which EVERYWHERE would be black

  • I'm actually shocked by the staggering stupidity of the people commenting on this video. I can't imagine any possible way for this guy to be more sarcastic. He even says "The bible is bullshit" and his name is FlamingAtheist.

    Every single comment insulting this guy and defending that the earth is round is not only demonstraing incredible ignorance but severely hurting the intellectual integrity of all atheists.

  • ok so your saying the earth is flat cos the bible says it... well photos and tons of evidence says the earth is round, and therefor kinda says the bible is poo.

    and the earth is round.. dumb ass.

    the pope smokes dope

  • have you watched the end of the video?

  • Also, did I mention that I am a christian and that people who believe that the Earth is flat are...dumb ? ;)

  • How do planes fly then if they get out of the border ? And how can people go all over the world through the seas ? How do you explain those pictures of a round earth ?

    The World is different from what you see.

  • So what happens if you fly a plane all the way around the earth? Will you end up in space or will you end up where you started?

  • Fuck yeah! Flat Earth FTW! 5*

  • But the song ain't that bad!

    It's nice!

  • I am seriously tired of having my faith in god attacked by pricks like you, seriously, be an atheist if you want but don't attack other people's faith because you think your superior.

  • I find it ironic that you named yourself after a southpark character (Manbearpig! Al Gore was right!) when the show revels in attacking all kinds of ludicrous religions. Also, your last sentence should read "you're superior" rather than "your superior".

  • you can think a clip from A show is funny without actually watching the show, second if you're going to attack my faith just shut your trap and leave me alone

  • The earth is round. Satellite images proved it, the space missions proved it. Plus, if the Earth was flat, then what would the shape of the sun and moon be?

  • then why some boys send a camera and the camera didnt go out of the world but they see the curve of the world?O_O

  • Bible is just a group of books, and should be taken serious if you want to learn about society, culture, and understanding of religion, but for the rest of it..Well Bible contradicts itself in many of it's passages, so yes don't belive in everything you read..Personally I don't belive in "God". But that is what I've chosen, everyone have their own faiths and must be respected, even if you think you know they are wrong.

  • the earth is round....and heres a question: if the earth is flat, than whats with the vulcanic activity?Vulcanos exist because of the magma surrounding the earths core....and about gods existance, we will find out on our own in the end.

  • really, people are still debating this? retards

  • Only in theocratic countries like Iran and the USA.

  • dumb shits

  • I believe you.

  • FUCKIN RETAD. The earth is round. And God doesn't exist. Your a fag.

  • megadedly, you should put a filter between your fingers and your eyes, also called "BRAIN". Try to look it up on wikipedia, it is something everyone has got, maybe you should just use it. Of course,as we all know, what you say is true, but this video is OBVIOUSLY satirically meant. Got it?

  • THE Earth is NOT flat.

  • ANYONE who honestly believes the earth is flat, like anyone who truely believes that...then tell me how come i can fly from washington DC to Los Angeles..to Tokyo..to Moscow...To London...Back to Washington DC ? EGHAST