Tortures for Flies: Road Trip

[michaelpborja05]

why does one of the tortures for flies an old lady comes

[offplanetfilms]

@michaelpborja05 ...She makes a cameo appearance in a few episodes.

[iRouRoui]

+ you're weird.

[offplanetfilms]

@iRouRoui + you confuse cardboard with reality! ;)

[iRouRoui]

just leave the fly alone..

[offplanetfilms]

@iRouRoui ...But it's only made of cardboard!

[redgriffin7598]

haha yeah tassie!! :D launnie especially. ;)

[brandon3764]

Omg the old lady walk all the way over there?!

[thevirginia6]

Fly:oh oh oh oh oh oh!

[kikeVidz]

hahaha its funny cuz flys live 24 hours

[offplanetfilms]

@kikeVidz ...depends on the species! Some of our fat Aussie flies live a coupla weeks.

[rihannafan36]

D; i hate that granny!

[offplanetfilms]

@rihannafan36 ...She's self-saucing like a big sister pudding!

[Obsidian182]

@offplanetfilms What the fuck does that mean? Never mind, I don't care to know.

[offplanetfilms]

@Obsidian182 ...It's about your sex life.

[vef444]

This cop again.

[Trainfan105]

Ow!! Torcher the fly!! I hate em! they eat ur foodz! This is useless! How abouyt a fly on a nuke!! oh that will get me junmping!!!!!!

[RETROGAMER43]

How ironic, hes a cop.

[offplanetfilms]

@meepmeepbunny True... although we always try to find ways to prolonge the experience for the fly somehow (to fatten out a little story)

[chocolateeatsyou]

first off: what is with you and flies?

second off: why flies? why not something more along the lines of...beatle?

third off: i have wasted many many hours trying all of these. only way to catch a fly is by killing it.

[offplanetfilms]

@chocolateeatsyou ...as the old timers once said ... "That's Entertainment"!

Killing a fly is just killing a fly... but with imagination & animation it becomes a successful webclip series instead.

[Shadowserpent95]

@chocolateeatsyou Not true i caught a fly alive in a cup

[ryanpounce11]

@chocolateeatsyou use a net on dog shit, when you take the fly out, be very very careful

[zwickr]

the flie is doing a barrel roll

[RyuKaguya]

this voice sounds like logain from dragon age origns XD (the video game)

[offplanetfilms]

I'm unfamiliar with that one... (I just used my regular "bored cop" voice from DooTown)

[leokimvideo]

FFEEAATTUURREEDD

[offplanetfilms]

The really paranoid thing is I haven't bumped into one of my own vids featured for a loooong time (on the homepage for many a moon) ...perhaps they hide them when I log in!

[leokimvideo]

Hello Sir, I seem to find them attached to my other partner friends videos, from memory it was on the new scary dave upload today.

I feel we are all getting a fair chunk of pie with relation to the feature factor, BUT I do notice much more paid placement which link directly to videos which have built in ad's, now that not what I peruse the tube for.

Soon this whole environment will become the worlds biggest advertising sink hole, come in suckers.

[offplanetfilms]

It's a goddamn circus with many, many, ringleaders! ...take a whip & join the queue!

[leokimvideo]

There must be this guy sitting in a house with a bunch of darts, all our videos are represented on the walls, mind you this house has many walls and rooms.

He's drunk and blind and throws darts at the walls, where ever the pointy end lands your featured.

Well done if you part of this crazy logic

[leokimvideo]

featured on the mr chi youtube exposed video

[offplanetfilms]

Whoa!

[Twinkol08]

Ok if u dont want to make this boring dont keep putting the women in put someone else in

[offplanetfilms]

It's a running joke in our films... Granny keeps popping up in a cameo now & then. (Nothing to get "bored" about, surely?)

[Twinkol08]

oh im sooooooooo sorry

[LiamNeesonsDick]

If you haven't noticed, it's a consistent joke.

I don't understand how the ending of something good could possibly change that something good in a negative way. In turn, what the fuck are you talking about.

[4hm35319hd0h5]

lol at 0:39

maybe you should do one where the fly doesn't send on a chain email and is then visited by a girl with no face who kills it in it's sleep...

no wait, thats probably a little too "real life" for some people.

[offplanetfilms]

Sounds WAY too real life for me! (I'm scared!!!)

[SputniksArmy]

bah who'd waste a car on a fly? Maybe a goat or something but you wouldnt even see or enjoy the death of a fly in such a ridiculous method

[offplanetfilms]

Cartoons are not meant to be taken literally or seriously... it's very bad for you!

[jonnychicken12345]

i would love it if you did a steriotipical italin accsent

[offplanetfilms]

I'll get one for you in a future episode!

[jonnychicken12345]

ASOME oh i forgoy to subscribe... done

[EliaForce1984ita]

PIG07  lol

[SPOOKSTR]

lol.....XB Falcon.

WIN.

[Madridfever]

how about torture for flies Seven sins (the movie) episodes...Envy...put a fly on a glass and let others flies it shit in front of his faceee!!! or Gluttony let a fly eat shit for 3 days so she be stuffed whit a lot of shit on his belly...then on the fourth day take the fly to a canibal flies tribe on nigeria and let the party begin :D

[Bangbaby84]

@Madridfever

envy should actually ivolve two males and one female they're both infatuated with

now let male flies talk it out >:3

[YurokChmook]

why not put him in the fuel tank? that would be awsome!

[offplanetfilms]

Ah, thats too quick! ...fuel cans next to him in the cab add tension and suspense.

[xXxchipperchopperxXx]

@YurokChmook what so your fuel pump can suck it into the fuel lines and clog them. go ahead do it youll have to replace the entire line its stuck in

[bowuthegreatdemon]

A girl with no face will kill me tonight?Cool!May I fuck her?

[Britfiftyfive]

Lots of annoying people have been passing that stupid comment around,I've read it hundreds of times,and nothing happens. Thank you for showing them they're full of stupid shit!

[bowuthegreatdemon]

Yeah...Nothing happened D:

[NatNDak]

So you are saying you are a fly?

[b0b0maj0]

If you ever went to Australia, you would realise your great embarrassment in your statement.

[narut0cska]

poor fly

[Marbas777]

poor fly it cried at end o be not killed!U BASARD!!!!!

[roco6699]

cool!

[Greenhorsemanship]

hah this reminds me of this one time I was smoking cannabis and I saw this fly on the wall... I decided to give it a few large floods of sweet marijuana smoke. Then I watched it fly really badly. In the end I accidentally stepped on it, just like the old lady in this short, and thus I ended it's short period of happiness and fulfillment.

[legice]

ok....sounded fun xD

[Greenhorsemanship]

hah it sure was... t'was the good 'ol days

[paullongball]

Those darn Recidivists!

Loved it!!! You're the best, offplanetfilms! ;D

[Hamishtarah]

Wow what a weird torture ;))

hahahah another really good chapter!!!

5*** **

[moomay11649]

Hahahaha!

[leokimvideo]

Adding to a very slim Fav pile..I loved the map of Tassie.. as always well written.

The Mad Bomber..

[EasyRaoul]

Keeep on truckin'!

5 *****

[offplanetfilms]

I must confess to being totally addicted to working with cardboard!

[chowbling]

Im actually surprised that all of this is made up of cardboard. You must have a great taste of art and you are also creative coming up with those kind of stories. I enjoyed it.