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  • I kind of discredited this video when I heard, "If aliens came to earth."

  • i wish there were people like him in the world this is what our country needs. It doesnt matter liberal or cosnervative we need people that use there BRAINS! not there party affiliations. If we could just understand our problems we could fix them but the liberals want to give away the moneyy and the conservatives are still chanting nobama outside since the day obama was in office. i think we should just take off a year.

  • Look Ma! No hands!!! 0:30

  • REPUBLICANS!!!!!!!

  • @TANNERGRN ya! republicans still think Hawaii is not a state haha.probally smart people average IQ is around 90 something .Democrat IQ around 105 thats the difference .

  • god damn wrong video! wrong post sorry

  • Fox News tends to be at the center of jokes and criticism, when in reality Fox News tells it how it is more than any other channel.

  • At Least Fox reports the news how come that black panthers thing wasnt covered by anyone but fox and how come fox was the only one reporting the reverand wright thing... Liberal media reports what they want to report not the full truth

  • @zedhead594 Come on man give this guy a break. Just by the video you know hes heading toward being a 40 year old virgin.

  • @zedhead594 bottom line if you rely on your political info from a new channel your in trouble. if you want the best president im sorry you'll actually have to do research. all of the news channels have had slip ups and fox is ok but its like picking the tallest midget

  • The surest sign that intelligent lifeforms exists somewhere else in the universe is that none of them has tried to contact us...

  • im a republican and I hate fox

  • i completely agree with every thing you say, but i save my cans not because i care if i polute or not but only because i drink alot of beer and after a little of saving them i can buy a case of beer.

  • democrats drink wheatgrass and fart fertalizer

  • I found a pussy!

  • @letom82 If you're going to get rid of FOX, get rid of MSNBC and CNN. Get rid of the whole mainstream media while you're at it. You Cannot compare any other news station to FOX news when it comes to fairness. Most of the time the republicans win the debates on FOX to the democrats; have you ever wondered why? Maybe because Republican's have a better overall political system?

  • @letom82 Have you seen the hatred towards FOX News before Obama even started running? The media hates FOX because they're fair and speak the truth. I'd love for you to show me an example where they aren't fair or don't speak the truth. (Opinions are not based by truth/false)

  • @j03y2fly your kidding Fair fox is by far with no exception the most biased News out there and i use that loosely and come on with the likes of Beck and others on there please and win debates how could they loose to a dem on fox that would be impossible the dem is lucky if he can say anything before he's cut off,and the weird fanatic types they have on fox a lot give me the creeps,it's almost like a cult news channel it's just weird sometimes,you feel like they want to run the world or something

  • @musclegenii Is that why Obama refused to go on Fox News while he was running? Is that why you won't even see a Republican on MSNBC, CNN, et. al. Or is that why the liberal news channels are completely one sided and won't even give the other side a chance to speak? It's not Fox News' fault that liberals don't know when to shut up and let the other side speak on their channel.

  • @letom82 do you believe in CNN and PMSNBC is the truth and nothing but the truth

  • PMNBC? That's wrong.

  • It is NOT a bad thing to have political parties. Parties identify their members as being pro-this, anti-that, etc. This gives people a good beginning as they try to grasp the politics that we have today.

    What IS the negative side to this, is people will turn a deaf ear to those of an opposing party simply because that person is identified as its member.

    People need to do some research for themselves. Stop being lazy and not caring, and do something for your children and their children.

  • I think we need a third political party. Todays politics are black-and-white, and we need a grey area. We need it to be based on facts, not opinions. It shouldn't use overcomplicated terminology, that alienates americans. But most importantly, it can't show bias.

  • emmm so becuse some people can' think about efichency

  • Hello Guys, wake up! There is a country trying to take our spot! My fellow Americans, we cannot allow this to happen. The European Union is rising and we are falling.

    Lets band together and show those Euro Twats whose boss!

    They want to take away our freedoms, and they will slander you, lie to you, and steal from you! How do I know this, I was there!

    Americans, roll out!

  • All the politics aside, I'd still choose the right over the left any day, based solely on all the spiteful and hateful rhetoric that comes from the left.

  • @skunkypilot

    WOa! Everybody! Lets stop fighting amongst ourselves! Lets fight the real, enemy--SCOTLAND! The Scottish Government let go a Libyan Terrorist on compassionate grounds even though he killed 189 Americans in Lockerbie Scotland. Although many people died that day, the American families effected by this are bullied by the Scottish!

    Lets boycott their goods! They treat Americans terrible yet when they come here we are pretty nice. America, lets stick together, not fight ourselves.

  • all i know is just that theres another civil war coming. . . . simple as that

  • I'm a moderate. Screw both parties!!!!!! YAY

  • I don't have any strong beliefs so I just go what makes the most logical sense.

  • D'you belive in aliens? =)

  • Let us compare the steps of recycling a material (aluminum) you listed to the steps of getting the raw material in the first place.

    A truck comes to your house vs. many trucks go to a mine. these trucks take the material to a recycling plant vs a larger number of trucks hauling rocks to a refinery. The material getting cleaned and melted vs. rocks getting crushed for traces of boxite which must then be melted and further refined. Final shipping applies to both. which requires more energy?

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  • So now that you exposed the problem (along with millions of other people) what part or your rambling proposed a solution? Just asking because it's pointless to argue a point like that when I'm almost 100% sure that we would incorporate a less pollutable way of recycling IF there was another way... and on a sidenote, you're a fucking idiot SonHoover, you should read something

  • Its been passed and signed! Obama beat yah mama! Lol!

  • dddduuuummmmmmmnnnnuuutttttt

  • that "black smoke" coming out of those trucks isn't as bad as you think. people these days....

  • yep. the black smoke is mostley carbon. and its heavy it falls to the ground and after some years it turns back into dirt being carbon based and all. the clear gas you cant see coming out of your gasoline eingine will rip a whole in the ozone. just cuz you can see it dosent mean its not worse. people are so ignorant. desil is cheaper than gas too its just taxed to hell. its cheaper to make too. desil is the best. people are ignorant. oh well. welcome to the usa. the land of ignorance. LOL!

  • so...what exactly are you saying?

  • I say we do this.

    We have a Dem/RePub farting contest every 4 years and whoever fills up the room with the most obnoxious oder gets the keys to the White House. Because no matter who gets in they are going to stink up the place anyway.

    Imagine your local politicians running for Congress or the Senate and having to stuff themselves with garlic and hot peppers just for the event.

    The first one to fart and ricochet off the walls wins.

  • No wonder there are so many wrecks in the United States.

  • elephants knock down trees and make a path...donkeys then walk that path with a big load of shit on their backs...the trick is, that path leads to the same place...MODERN DAY SLAVERY...don't listen to rich people when you know damn well in your heart that you will never be that rich...and if you do get rich, you better beleive that they have a way to take your money from you...WAKE UP!!!

  • Probably not good to look into your webcam while driving

  • Better keep your hands on the wheel while you're venting like this lol.

  • Yeah, people get way too angery. They are political fan boys. They show the same anger that pimple faced pukes get over their console wars

  • @RandomCM yea, except deciding who the next ruler of the free world will be is slightly more important than getting ganked. you would be stupid to not get angry when people are fucking our world up.

  • What's the point of choosing between democratic and republican because nowadays they both have one goal; Who can get more public endorsement and look good supposedly "helping America". All they do is sit and argue about who is better when they should get off their butts and work together for a solution to this economy. Stop fighting about who's right and compromise!!!

  • A little off the wall but well said.

  • & educational!

  • Great video, that was hilarious!

  • but isin't it easier to buy recycled metal than to have to mine it over again? I'm serious I'm not being sarcastic, because I could see either side being right.

  • Im a Conservative!

  • I do my part by using cardboard applicators instead of plastic! I hope this helps, I do this only once a month! Just trying to be eco friendly

  • I recycle democrat alien ass arms.

  • I think the democrats started this tension between democrats and republicans...the democrats were so damn vicious in attacking bush during his campaign and then when obama took office the republicans were like "ok...let's unleash hell on obama". why not? it's only fair...now that i see more and more of obama..lol...i think bush was better...obama bringing the horror of 9/11 back to nyc...good job jerkoff...fuck obama and eric holder..two of the biggest racists this country's ever seen.

  • Well said WilheImHelut

  • That's because Bush deserved to be made fun of everyday. He was a piece of shit. I also wasn't chanting Obama like an ignorant fool.

  • lets not forget who did away with slave. honest abe. a republican. cival rights were passed by republicans. all the dems did was vote it down.

  • Because back in those days Republicans were Democrats. The same states that voted Republican then vote Democrat now.

    See the irony here?

  • both paties are liers and cheats. if we vote for somthing and it doesn't pass i can assure you it well be back on the ballet next year. what are problem is that we need to be a republic. not a demicratic republic. 1 vote for 1 person. here in ohio all you need to pass a bill is columbus, cin, and clevland. the whole state can vote against it but if those counties win my vote means nothing. i would love to see a true libertarian win as president. are founding fathers were true libertarians

  • I like Ron Paul too but... yes we should allow 3rd parties in the debates. Nader + Paul would get a lot more votes that way.

    Prob. is with a republic is that it tends to end in gridlock a lot of the tiume.

    System could be better however.

    Look at how busted the electoral collage is! Gore had a million more votes in 2000 that counted for nothing...

  • good point about gore. the same can be said about mccain. gore won in my mind based on points and mccain won in my mind. ron poul will never win even if i would like him to simply becouse he is to extreme. think about it if the states could do as they wanted as long as they didn't violate the constitution there would be so many senatures and house members that would lose so much money. the govt wants controll. it is the 21st centrury and they need the power to show us the way. marx and the hand

  • @aceflashheart ha woops shoulda looked down farther b4 i said the same thing that you said

  • before those those days, tomas jefferson was a true republican. there is only one hope and that is to bring new parties in. lebertarian all the way that is what are founding fathers were and it hasnt change since. dems and rep, change all the time but the constitution shouldn't. states need the power not the govt. lets not forget tea. taxed enough already. that is what we need to start saying. go belcher 2020 for president

  • @bluegoose94

    Yeah you sound really intelligent, just like our founding fathers.

  • @bluegoose94 you do know that republicans back then were basically the democrats of back then right.... after the new deal they basically just switched names if abe was alive today he would be a democrat

  • hahahaha dude your videos are so damn awesome dude you remind me of t2darlantan when he made good videos

  • i dont let anybody influence MY descisions..im independant. i think the war should continue, i think babies that people cant afford to take care of and will suffer for its life and doesnt have a consciousness yet should die, i think that obama care is great, i think that marijuana should indeed be legalized, i think in order to put somebody on death row they need more proof because innocent people have died (besides they suffer more in jail anyways), kill all fags n immigrants, stop outsourcing.

  • So you think we should kill everyone in the middle east, innocent babies, "fags n immigrants", but be more leniant with putting murderers to death? Either you're a troll, or a complete dumb fuck.

  • fags and immigrants aren't innocent people they deserve to die.

  • Are you talking about illegal immigrants or immigrants all together? Because your ancestors were immigrants. It is a proven fact that homosexuality is observed naturally in animals. Come on, haven't you ever fucked a girl in the asshole? It's great.

  • Just illegal immigrants. If they want to come here and work legally then fine but even then they are still taking jobs away from Americans. No I haven't but you wouldn't fuck a guy in the asshole. The thought makes me want to puke.

  • You like the cock? Illegal immigrants take jobs no American would ever want. Too bad they can't choose though?

  • I found a pussy!

  • what happened to equality in this country???

  • What happened to free thinking? Media took that over a long time ago. Everybody follows the band wagon and whatever is on tv. I do what I want to do and laugh at people that don't realize how controlled they really are. There is no equality everybody is different. Nature itself is a result of pure chaos so trying to find something perfect in it is impossible.

  • well the liberal and democrats are gonna take away the constitution and the amendments away so use them wisely before we turn into Europe. lol they bad the books and television with liberal lies now there heading for the internet

  • It doesn't matter what party you believe in. Don't you see that that same shit keeps happening no matter who is in office? It's a black and white fallacy leaving everybody debating on which side is better while the man behind the curtain is still running the show.

  • ill always be a republican no matter what anyone says. the only ppl i like are republicans or independents. i hate liberals, democrats and also the acorn organization.

  • I found a homophobe!

  • Okay...

  • Glad you agree.

  • Yea anytime I'm around a gay person my butt hole automatically clenches and I squirm away.

  • I recently went to a life insurance republican speach, Im a Demo, anyway, he just kept dodging every question with a contradiction, or another question, and he kept making fun of obama, and saying how bush was somhow so much better.

    I think people should get their heads out of their asses and just get the fuck along already!, really, if our country was as solid as canada we wouldn't be in a healthcare situation, btw, Im 15, just so you know. no bullshit intended

  • wow. someone at least ACKNOWLEDGED the pros and cons of both sides of an issue.

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  • Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?

    A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

    Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?

    A: Because deep down, they're really good people.

    Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?

    A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

    Q: Why did God create Democrats?

    A: In order to make used car salesmen look good.

  • Q: why are republicans so "pro life" when they have o problem sending ourkids to fight a pointless war?

    A: maybe YOU can answer that. doubt it

  • A war that is saving people's lives, building a stable government, making sure terrorists don't go there so they can come kill us. Very pointless! Don't why we are talking about it!

  • they ALREADY attacked us before, and from somewhere else, oh and more terrorists are showing up because we're still there, and oh wait, they hate us, good for iraq's safety. while the people did need help it's not like theres a genocide going on somewhere else or anything. do you really think ANYONE could take us on singlehandedly all with all of the armed gangbangers and rednecks in this country? I dont think so.

  • i hope your kidding. this country has gotten so pussified.....in iraq they got 6 years old holding rpgs on a daily basis. whens the last time you seen somebody in america walking down the street with an rpg or anybody that even knows anybody that owns an rpg? either we stay there and just kill them all or pull out and bomb the shit fuck out of them. either way i want them all dead.

  • so you dont think that with the combined effort of the military, national guard, police force, and all of the ignorant people who hate others over meaningless social issues would be able to take on a bunch of pussy ass terrorists? kill all fags n immigrants?if you stop paying attention to fact that people have differing opinions and have different national origins, and stop hating them for those meaningless differences, you might be able to work together with them and eliminate the REAL threats.

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  • Intimidaton?

  • I can! This war is necessary! It's helping other people, besides we were looking fo wmd's !

  • what wmd's, where? plus othe people need help more, like all the obese people and kids FORCED into gangs here at home, there's still a genocde gong on in darfur, north korea and Iran are ACTUAL threats that should be dealt with, and bin laden's still out there. Iraq is now the least of our worries. think of it like this: say america was still just a small country one run by a dictator. imagine tha a powerful country invades, and ovethrows our dictator, and then stays. wouldnt YOU want them out?

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • What's funny is none of these jokes have any clever relevance to anything that democrats do. You can switch out every joke with Republican and it would be the same exact joke.

  • what's also funny is that you make a post weeks later trying to prove a stale point. Do yourself a favor and save some time: next time you see someone posting jokes, especially if they refer to a group you consider yourself a part of, just ignore it. A joke is a joke, if i really wanted to prove a point, i would say so.

  • A stale point? The reason I commented your joke is because that's the exact point of the video. The Democrat VS Republican thing is bullshit and a waste of time and your ignorance is what makes people hate republicans.

  • and your faggotry gets the fights started. I posted comments for those to enjoy, and if you didnt like them, ignore them. But, you had to be a jackass (no pun intended) and post an offensive comment. Pshh, Republicans are the ignorant ones?

  • I think this guy should do this video before or after driving.

  • I think if they had the smarts for interplanetary travel - the aliens would probably also be smart enough to avoid this planet at all costs.

  • finally a five star video. keep up the good work.

  • i can think strait,now i have to go flush myself

  • what the fuck, is every 1 in this our great country retarded, really think ppl.

  • DON'T CALL ME ANGRY YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!

    *mentally stabs your e-face with a spork*

    >:)

  • lmao that was good

  • hey if you are too lazy or want to come up w plenty of excuses as to why you cant recycle, thats on you. kinda shitty to put it on others tho.

    still love ya.

  • better to recycle it than leave it in a landfill for a million years. and how do you know the waste of every process and plant that is and will be? you dont think that shit will go or has gone "green"

    i wish i knew more about this particular thing so i could chew you out better =)

  • agree, ppl are angry. i think its mostly the economy, fear.

    ppl who live out in bumfuck have to drive forever to get anywhere anyway, so they may as well take their recycling "to town." and no, not just one bag, a shit load. hell i save up a bunch now.

  • You shit starter you!!! LOL You are so right, try to recycle in Carriere, Ms lol that would be a lot of fuel wasted.

  • 3 words DEMOCRATIC PARTY KICKS ASS

  • thats 4 words, you dumbass... but thats expected from democrats.. I forgive you

  • Well arent you smart Mr.George W Bush you didnt fuck the shit out of this country.

  • George W Bush had his priorities right. He actually cared about the country. Fuck you, socialist.

  • george bush was nothing more tha cheneys little puppet. oh yeah th iraqi people NEEDED liberation, its not like there was and still is a genocide going on a continent over. its funny how the one nation in that "axis of evil" that we attacked was the only one NOT threatening us.

  • I don't what your talkin about but...LOL!

  • Good rant.

    In Australia we also have a drought, but they tell you to wash stuff for recycling. The question is, are you doing more harm by wasting water washing the container for recycling, or by tossing the dirty container out?

    For me, laziness wins out over ideology, so I do whichever is easiest.

  • I wonder if the aliens recycle the probe's?I used to recycle when i was a garbage man but then i could get 300 to 400 pounds of cans a month.

  • No, I follow the side of recycling because it puts more beer money in my pocket.

  • Great vid.

  • Unless the alien is hot!  Then I'm going to try to hit that!

  • I'm of two minds on this issue. Landfills are filling up ever-so-much faster today than they did 10 years ago. If you don't recycle, then more landfills need to be created & folks tend to have a NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard) view towards landfills. So where do you put them? Also, air pollution is becoming a rampant problem pretty much everywhere & you don't want to add more if you can help it. So, there's no perfect solution that I can see to the issue. Just do whatever you think is best, I guess.

  • It's not just agreeing to disagree. The problems result when people not only have a different opinion about something, but try to dictate (and sometimes succeed) in forcing those values on others.

  • sad but true, lol I would not give the poor alien 2.5 secs before some idiot shot him lol

  • I'm not sure the aliens would not come out shooting...

    As far as Aluminum the smelters were the single largest load of electrical power in the PNW... I used to send hundreds of Megawatts of load to them before most shutdown... NOW papper on the other hand might not make energy sense... But Aluminum is a different story...

  • Bet you didn't know Kenrg was a stooge for the aliens...

  • Well that's just silly. Aliens would, of course, belong to the Green Party.

    And we shouldn't go around killing aliens - unless they said they didn't listen to ABBA.

  • he he

  • When the alien overlords return, I'm turning you in just so's I can get me some space coins.

  • if an aliens hand came from his ass would you want to shake it?

  • thats why I make my own beer... recycling the bottles.

  • I like Republicans and Democrats, I just can't stand N******.

  • wow, racist cunt.

  • I'm sure the aliens will study our culture before landing and bring us bright shiny objects to gain favor. Then we'll kill them:)

  • I live with a guy who, despite his claims, is staunchly against recycling as reflected in his actions. It's true the recycling of most materials generates waste and toxins. I just do it because it's easy (for me), I don't want reusable materials going into a landfill, and bauxite mining is hell on "da Earf." Anyway, I said all this so I could tell you that I groped through layers of maggots in order to recycle his innumerable beer bottles and cans. Where's my goddamn Planeteer ring?!

  • i like the arm coming out of his ass part.

  • I only recycle cans to make a few extra bucks. The only problem is, I have over 100 pounds of cans sitting back in my garage because I'm too lazy to go get them recycled. Maybe I should just throw them away.

  • Good point about the cans man.... Good point

  • so true

  • I'm on both sides of the fence on this one, dude. I can see both points of view, just as in politics. I can see valid points from any party. Too bad we don't have some kind of universal political party that encompasses the thinking of the masses. That would be hard to beat! Thanks for entertaining me in the wee hours of the morning. (I'm a subscriber and prior service too-lol) Take care!

  • that would be terrible if we had a universal party

    out differences keep each other in check

  • golfingdisaster: One problem with your theory of a universal party is there are some issues that are mutually exclusive & you won't find folks who perfectly agree on those issues. Also, people's political views can & sometimes do change like the seasons. What's hip and in-style now, won't be that way 5, 10, 20 years or more from now. How would your universal party handle that? I just don't think it would work unless you kept the dem & rep parties as well which would be even more confusing.

  • I was simply saying in an ideal world that would be cool. It's just my opinion and really, that's the only one I care about. Like the caption with this video says (and I quote), "screw your opinion". Not trying to be mean, but that's just my take on things and you have your own.

  • I wasn't trying to be critical or mean, I was just trying to understand how your universal party would work and handle any differences of opinion. But if you want to bypass courteous conversation and go straight to asshole, I can offer you an additional alternative of going straight to hell instead. But, I'm not trying to be an asshole unlike some people so I digress... Enjoy your opinion just as I shall enjoy mine. Cheers! :-)

  • Precisely.....asshole.

  • loll ur awsome :P

  • Tolerance is much needed, other side no matter who it is is still your countryman with a different opinion.

  • we only have so much room for trash. thats the ony thing i see positive about it

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