Talk dirty to me some more, Garrus. I love it.

[CommanderShepardsPoo]

I blushed so much... Look at me, getting charmed by a virtual Turian.

[IinferusS]

Alguien que hable español me explica la metafora porfa!!? No la entiendo que tiene que ver heatsink con algo sucio? Tiene algun otro significado?=

[MaddieX2010]

@IinferusS Tiene una insinuación sexual. "Popping the heat sink" es como acabar..."savor" y "bullet" tienen la misma insinuación tambien. I hope this helps? That's why there's the awkward silence, Shepard smirking at him, and then him realizing it and saying it went somewhere horrible, hahaha

[IinferusS]

@MaddieX2010 entiendo lo de la insinuacion but what means? I mean like cuz means because that kind of meaning.

[VayuPurana]

0:13 I always loved that line XDD

[02hayato]

terminator shepard

[IinferusS]

Damn i dont get the metaphor can some one explain me please? If you can in spanish it be way better....

[Galadge]

I lol'd SO friggin' hard. I missed this scene, initially

[USSRDeNriLo]

i bet he would calibrate her ass anytime

[xxxxsyren]

Everyone asking about her face is obviously a Paragon (:

[Kyokyo101]

@xxxxsyren Was there really a reason for her face to change based on whether or not you were Renegade and Paragon?

[N1GHTHeR0]

Garrus: Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible.

Me: Damn right it did...youtube!

[fl333r]

Sorry if Im a little slow... could someone please explain the metaphor to me?

[PSBlasius]

@fl333r Heat sinks or also known as 'thermal clips' are these little ceramic contraptions that prevent weapon overheating, premature firing, and the resulting jamming or the precise mechanisms. Serving as 'ammunition' in the games, when you reload, you effectively change this thermal clip, which then does a satisfying popping noise followed by a sizzling hiss. Now, if you can't put the context togather after this technical part, you seriously need to stop gaming and go out there...

[fl333r]

@PSBlasius Thanks for the explanation! I suspected he was talking about reloading, but I didn't know heat sinks were thermal clips.

[Blasted2Oblivion]

Horrible? I wouldnt say horrible. Im sure you could market it to SOMEONE on the net.

[Spectre907]

What's wrong with her face?! DX

[Tataru5117]

Oh god...her face

[c0llosus]

He's gonna recalibrate her systems

[LupusAries]

You know in ME 1 Wrex just plain rocked an in ME2 Garrus rocks. I like to have him around, even if it's not the smartest decision, since my imported ME character is an Infiltrator. But there are so many scenes where I just plain laughed my arse off!

[Aning85]

best line i have ever heard from him...

[TheLordgorgor]

Garrus is my favorite character in the series, his story and character is deeper than any of the other characters in the ME series

[sjsharp2007]

@TheLordgorgor yeah he's mine as well nut I think all thre characters are good on this gakme cerdit to Bioware for cerating a game with a great story and characters I just hope ME3 measures up well to 1 & 2 based on what I've seen thus far I think it will

[KrisMikson]

@bossfight1 Never gets old :)

[Typanion]

Then shepard go's to prepare the room garrus follows and then suddenly Jacob asks what he gonna do garrus says: I'm gonna do some calibrations.....(creepy laugh)

[bossfight1]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of a moment in a game that makes you go "YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"!!!!!

[chasslez]

Guards took an arrow to the knee. Garrus took a rocket to the face. Shepard got spaced, blew up a Mass Relay, and killed a Thresher Maw on foot. I think we all know who's the superior one.

[johnnycajxrt]

for the Skyrim people... you may have taken an arrow to the knee. But Garrus took a missile to the face, beat that

[burningxnecro]

@johnnycajxrt I used to put down other people's memes, same as you, I was a good commenter untill a Jedi shoved a lightsaber through my lungs.

[LazarusGrimm]

Female Shepard: Garrus, what do you say? Shall we go up to the captain's cabine and... you know...

Garrus: (looks to his right) Can it wait a moment, I am in the middle of some calibrations...

That line has so much depth... xD

[Lawfish66]

@tubechao999 dude that would be the end of ME for me. Lol could never imagine that

[brainjuice654]

shepard: so when should i book the room?

garrus: can it wait for a bit i'm in the middle of some calibrations

*faps*

[DivideInfinity]

FAKE! Garrus isnt doing any callibrations!

[Playstation3userr]

I used to be in the middle of some calibrations, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[emogirl89allup]

@Playstation3userr ahh, love those skyrim references :) let me guess, someone stole ur sweet roll xD

[LodovicoAriosto1]

I know this is a silly question but I am not a native English speaker. What exactly is the other meaning of savoring the last shot before popping the heatsink? I have only a slight idea.

[ballrdd24]

@LodovicoAriosto1

It's an innuendo mixed with game lore. Basically it means savoring the last moment before finishing.

Get it?

[LodovicoAriosto1]

@ballrdd24 yeah I got it. I already knew this. But I thought there is more to it than this. That the last shot means something more specific as well as heat sink. People tend to have similar but still different interpretations.

[XelestialDragon]

@LodovicoAriosto1 Er, awkward to explain but I shall endeavor to answer.

To me it means he likes to wait as long as possible when shooting before popping the heatsink...doing so would release the heat before your weapon overheated and it would be risky to wait to reload until the last moment possible, but that's what he prefers...The sexual connotation would be um...probably that he would last as long as possible to savor the moment before you know, ejaculating.

[LodovicoAriosto1]

@XelestialDragon I thought so :-D but I was confused by the word shot mentioned before the actual "shot".

[hylianguitarhero]

"...Again, I had reach, but... she had flexibility. I guess there's more than one way to release stress."

And GOD, that's a gorgeous Shepard. Look at those eyes and...wtf ever that is on her face...

[XxReaperZeroxX]

FemShep: Garrus, pop the heat sink.

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm only in the MIDDLE of this fornication.

[itsDenkie]

MASS ERECT <3

[MrPopeye232323]

im surprised Garrus isn't in the Middle of some calibrations....

[TheRandomnatrix]

Savoring the last shot before popping the heat sink. Very risky, but the priiize...

[iAussieGuy]

@TheRandomnatrix lol hahahahaha all time

[tubechao999]

I do hope that Garrus is an option for male-male romance in this new game, as he is probably the best character on the ship, other than Joker, but that'll be weird. And I kinda have a crush on Garrus too, so there's that.

[eviljoel]

@tubechao999 While I wouldn't mind some Shepard on Joker action, it would probably crush his bones like a paper mug.

[p90xsteroids]

garrus's jizz would be hot enough to melt the ship

[ProTheHacker]

Yep Garrus, It sincerely did.

[themanclaw2]

Femshep: Y U NO HAVE EYEBROWS?!

[NaMeLeSsnOOblol]

id hit that... with a hammer

[CiaranTheHedgehog]

Haha. What happens if you just said "I should go" at that moment?

[Narcissusjr222]

just got to this part last night. fuck. Garrus always gets me horny in this totally-innocent (and awkward) way. i'm so perverted. GARRUS WE LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU *dies*

[Minaboh24]

Vakarian its a niiice lastname....n_n

[AnonIonCannon]

GARRUS ARE YOU TOO BUSY TO RUN CALIBRATIONS ON MY HEART??? ;-;

[rejuised]

"you know me. I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink"... DAMN THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

[Auestyn]

I can't believe he actually said that xD

[Petersaberros]

Maybe it's my poor understanding of English, but I still don't get the joke here

[FinalNinja447]

@Petersaberros Ok.

Savor the last shot : Holding back ur orgasm as much as possible

Popping the heat sink : Jizz in witch the heat is ur jizz and the sink well.... your dick.

[Petersaberros]

@FinalNinja447 k

[TheBladerunner22]

Shepard: Garrus whats your opinion on my face?

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit I'm in the middle of some calibrations....

[iHateSpoilerz]

I have no idea what "savoring the last shot before popping the heat sink" means,but DAMN it sounds so cool when he says it. Garrus is the only who can use smth like that as a pick up line. He's the TURIAN! xD

[naierer]

@iHateSpoilerz Are you kidding? lol Are you 8 O.o

[iHateSpoilerz]

@naierer == and how did you arrive at that conclusion?

[Araknayel]

@iHateSpoilerz Because its pretty obvious...

[iHateSpoilerz]

@Araknayel Meh,no sense in hiding the obvious...

[daviddebonomalta]

Please vote for Garrus Vakarian in Gamespot's Greatest Gaming sidekick! He currently has 49.6% of votes and needs our help to win! :)

[GaM3RN3RD1]

@nekojin42 .... Can I get that Shepard Face Code please?...She looks pretty.

[FinalNinja447]

YOUR FACE! GODDAMIT!

[Wolfsrain90]

@FinalNinja447 ROFLMAO.

[Shicbs]

Garrus is a genious!

Finding criminals. Point gun and shoot.

Second-best team leader. DRINK IT IN, MIRANDA.

Taking metaphors. Somewhere horrible.

Quit space police. Become space Batman.

[grandtheftcoconut]

Lmao That was fantastic.

[devilthrig]

Shepard:garrus can you watch our children?

garrus:can it wait in a bit?i'm in the middle of some calibrations

[OrionoftheStar]

I love the long silence.

[TherealSpartann30]

first thought - Thats what she said

second thought - WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER EYES!?

[frankensersh]

@TherealSpartann30 She got renegade implants for her cateracts :)

[leikeylosh]

Garrus deserves a whole game based on him.

[Br0k3nL1m1ts]

@leikeylosh I give all my money for that.

[DeathDealer1997]

the metaphore does sound perverted and stuff but really, does anyone even know what that means

"Save the last shot before popping the heat sink."

No matter how you say it, it makes no sense

[saygoodnightmanuel]

@DeathDealer1997, it means enjoying every second of it. literally, it refers to the shots u have when ur gun is overheating and u can still fire once or twice before reload :))

[TheMouzze]

@saygoodnightmanuel That sounded even more dirty o.O

[popeet123]

@DeathDealer1997 does it really even matter?

[Awovak]

@DeathDealer1997 "Savor" the last shot, not save. It does make sense >.>

[TheJaparican]

@DeathDealer1997 means ur a virgin

[WrathGrenade711]

NO GARRUS IT CAN NOT WAIT FOR A BIT I WANT YOUR BABY NOW!!!!

[UnholyJesus181]

Looking at Garrus gave me a boner. Looking at Shepard made my penis confused.

[keshaz12]

Shepard face is why kids should not do drugs.

They should calibrate.

[HeatherSNS]

0:18 OHGAWD

[TaePoDongIII]

Savor the last shot before popping the clip??

mmmmmm..

[ginnoveffect]

Aw, they're one of those couples that look alike. That's adorable.

[Floymin]

@elkotazo That was funny, but also mean. That comment wouldn't slide in a real high school.

[MultimilJDOG]

Shepard: "So when should I book the room Garrus?"

Garrus: "Could it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibra-"

Shepard: "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."

[AzumaNinjaAyame]

LMAO =D

[PandorasBullets]

What??????

[JediJ971]

your character looks ghastly

[SilverRoseOfDeath]

'Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible.'

Oh, I love this game so much. :3

[fredsta786]

uggh her eyes are messed! thats one ugly shepard u made

[12Metaman]

@fredsta786 That's the renegade-face.

[Floymin]

Why are people worried about FemShep's face? It's just full Renegade. Do they think Garrus is afraid of that?

[coldshoulder14]

I'm naming my son Garrus. 

[Kwikpix12]

@coldshoulder14 If you're serious, God bless you.

[hildegain]

@coldshoulder14 That would be awesome XD

[DarthRevan916]

It looks like her face was on fire and someone put it out with an axe...

[iHateSpoilerz]

@DarthRevan916 Guess the Pyro must have put it out

*puts on shades*

With an Axetinguisher.

YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAH!

(haha I hurt myself with that one cause it's a real TF2 weapon)

[psychomantis108]

@DarthRevan916 was that a fallout reference or are you just happy to see me...?. wait! that metaphor just went somewhere horrible...

[NoobOfLore]

That Shepard is positively nightmarish.

[TCNTalon]

"What's wrong with your faaaaace?"

[chazimo12]

JESUS CHRIST WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER FACE

[cbailey009]

he's so cute!

[Sabohaque]

I love the pregnant pause.

[TH3W1TCHKING]

"Garrus! Kiss me!!! Do everything to me! :D"

"Can it wait a minute? I'm in the middle of some calibrations"

[847SPARTAN]

wait that last metaphor went somewhere horrible lol

[littlecrazyneko411]

XD Throughout the whole romance, the building up and then the love scene Garrus is so friggin' awkward it's adorable it makes me laugh everytime

[optimussentinel66]

I couldn't keep a straight face XD

[Zhengqixi]

that face will give me nightmares

NEVER GOING RENEGADE WITH A GIRL

[Glaikery]

@Zhengqixi You can repair the scars if you buy the med bay upgrade.

[Zhengqixi]

@Glaikery Yeah, but who wants to waste the resources? Mining is tedious enough as it is

[Glaikery]

@Zhengqixi True that.

[KamiKaZantA]

@Zhengqixi Cheating ftw

[Itsnameisgundam]

What is up with the way Shepard's face? so in ME2 you can choose to look all robotic or back to normal like a Human?

[cloggers11]

@Itsnameisgundam in ME2 shepard is recreated with cybernetics, and the more renegade you are, there more the cybernetics glow through his/her scars and eyes :P

this shep is obviously very renegade xD

[Itsnameisgundam]

@cloggers11 ^o^ That's cool. Thanks ; )

[BrotherBearGer]

@Itsnameisgundam To quote RWJ about Renegade Faces: Your Face goddamit :D!

[CharmieKid]

I just thought.........why does he wear armor on the SHIP?

[VampiricBeast13]

@CharmieKid he wears armor because he is always ready for some action

[CharmieKid]

@VampiricBeast13 His idea of action is calibrations....

[VampiricBeast13]

@CharmieKid yeah mostly

[xWawroNx]

0:17 Shepard what's wrong with you :O

[bobizzle1605]

(Garrus and Shepard initiate sex, Garrus gets a phone call)

C-Sec officer: "Garrus, we could use your help right away!"

Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some fuck-uh, I mean calibrations."

C-Sec officer: "..Come again?"

Garrus: "I'm about to now! Uggh!"

[xShinobiDisasterx]

Shepard: Hey Garrus, got a minute?

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Shepard: Oh Garrus, *Scottish accent* I love it when you talk dirty.. *orgasm*

[BigMakk111]

I'm Commander Shepard and - OH GOD, MY FACE!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT??!!! IT BURNS!!

[STRING3R]

>Mass Effect 2

>Some of the best writing

IS NOT POSSIBLE

[darthnick427]

garrus always has sex on the first date. ALWAYS

[ExileTwilight]

@darthnick427 A shootout is probably like a date for Garrus, in which case it's long overdue :P

[MissFangbanger]

Shepard: "Come to my quarters, Garrus."

Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations-"

Shepard: "Come to my quarters NOW, or I'll rip your balls off and sell them to a Krogan!!"

[wilman210]

Shepard:Come too my Cpt Quarters Garuus.

Garrus: uumm Can it wait im in the middle of some calibrations

[TheWc3dmx]

Even tho its just a port this game looks twice as better on my PC then it did on xbox.

[darkhummy]

Garrus: "You know me i always like to savour the last shot before popping the heat sync"... Shepard: "I should go"

[darkhummy]

Clips are always hilarious, comments are even more so. Why your shep so fuggles?

[KingGalby]

So when should I book the room? ;)

...Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations...

[MarkArandjus]

Remember when you were trying to get the cure into Omega's venting system to stop the plague? You had to activate the ventilation fans and Garrus is like:

"Come on Shepard, let's get those fans turned on." xD

[naierer]

@DevoidOfFeelings Turians have the sexiest voices ever.

[maddad333]

14 people liked vorcha ass

[Eatmykebab]

CALIBRATION!!

[Barbowan]

14 people popped the heat sink too early.

[demoniccheesepuff]

I am commander shepard and I'm more ugly than a votcha

[AlphaHawkP]

Succubus Shepard

[xXTyroneBiggumsXx]

@knexwiz13  LOLZ OMG LIKE SO RANDOM XD RAWR! Loser

[Kifitox]

That shepard is the fugliest i've ever seen!!

[MrSharo21]

I'm Commander Shepard, and I'm in the middle of some calibrations on the Citadel

[Kerberoz01]

holy shit lol, brb making a fem-shep

[TempName02]

-Have a minute to talk?

-Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of popping my heat sink.

-O.O

[s3kShUn13]

"Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible." LOL

[HawaiianMarijuana420]

Shepard: So when should I book the room?

Garrus: Can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations

:P

[LaughJester9000]

@HawaiianMarijuana420 You stole my comment.

You don't deserve the 23 thumbs up.

THAT'S MY SPOT

[spikevincent]

I fucking love that! That shit was epic!

[FeanorBR]

Spent the night calibrating dat ass, huh, Garrus?

[sErgEantaEgis12]

LOL HEAT SINK MEANS HER VAGINA THUMBZ UP PLZZZ!!!111

[TheAfroCarrot]

@sErgEantaEgis12

No, really?

[nawoalanor]

Socially Awkward Garrus

[OtakuEmma]

I've thought about it for at least an hour and I still have absolutely no clue what that innuendo means...

Stupid innuendos, why are you so hard for me to figure out. D:

[Isaac29781]

@OtakuEmma I interpreted it as he liked to savor the last thrust (last shot) during intercourse before hitting his climax (popping the heat sink).

[KyraTheGuardian]

Haha thats epic, something about Garrus' character makes him seem like a pretty cool guy, cant wait to get the game and finally play it XD

[inarisarp]

*Shepard walks in, Garrus rushes to cover himself*

Garrus: Shepard! I was just... I...

Shepard: Enjoying the last shot before popping the hit sink?

Garrus : ...wut

[suicidalxsamurai]

garrus had reach, but sheppard had flexibility.