Shit Guys Say to Lesbians!

[mustselect]

you forgot "oh, but you're so pretty, that's such a waste!" 

[janeyk72]

"You're too skinny to be a lesbian" WTF?

[Ennovi0716]

Hate dat -___- !!!

[AsianFoodAreGood]

I have never said something to offe- Oh... Wait except for that one, and well it I didnt say it LIKE that.. I said that one. And that one.

JK you must really follow horrible men.

[D100J]

you forgot "how did you get out the closet?"

[SodaPopElectric]

the voice and accent makes this 500% more creepy

[kkkkathrynnnn]

'are you the man of the woman?' OH MY GOD I GET THIS ALL THE TIME HAHAHA

[KTbabycakes]

Men ARE disgusting to lesbians...

[KatastrophicEnigma]

well can I just have a lil feel anyways, i've never felt a lesbians tits before xD

[incrediblewaj]

I was so ignorant before watching this video.....the reason why lesbians become lesbians is because this is what they look without makeup...

[BikerBry]

Misandry... How quaint.

[Sapphirilla]

The one I've heard too much of is "But I'm so hot you'd go straight for me, right?"

[TheIttyBittyk1]

@originalbunny same here :/ lol

[LadySkylerNightStar]

I love that before I noticed who uploaded this video, my first thought was 'Jesus. She sounds like Lizzy!' lol

[mansashaka]

I'm offended by this not all guys say things like that to lesbians some guys believe or not do not care about lesbians. Some guys respect them, others hate them. But to make a video like this merely slaps all men into the camp of "horny disgusting fools who think they are god" I am rather sicked to know that your thoughts on men are so low. sigh~

[DanniSK1234]

@mansashaka Like it or not, majority of men say these things....maybe not in such a repulsive manner but I guess that's kind of the point of the video.

[Dykelit]

This has made me fall about laughing love the burping and farting Ive had to watch it twice cause i missed most of it the first time through laughing do they give guys a book with all theses crap chat up lines in ?

[kupigana]

LOL

1:30

What do lesbian tits feel like?

[maxzimie]

lmao sounds soo much like my best friends

[Creamrises]

BRILLIANT!!!

[callous21]

Its like shes only met the worst representatives of the male species.

[zeekay92]

I'm a lesbian and guys dont really say this stuff to me but they do treat me really rough and like they dont go easy on me in sport like they do with the other girls...

oh ps....ive always wanted to know who does lizzy's voice hahaha

[MyRosario2009]

Are u Ricky my ex boyfriend? Or are you his twin?

[TheAngstyWriter]

@MyRosario2009 yeahhh,i thought the same thing when i saw this

[FacelessFault]

"i'm a lesbian in a mans body" is it sad that i'm genuinely trans with that problem.

[FacelessFault]

@FacelessFault pssst the answer is yes

[tragicnotbeautiful]

@FacelessFault nah not at all :)

[MissFadingObsession]

@FacelessFault So is my girlfriend :O

[FacelessFault]

@MissFadingObsession Well that's nice at least. How did you meet? :x

[MissFadingObsession]

@FacelessFault through mutual friends that we had from a queer support and freespace called "The Freedom Center" in our city.

I go as I am pan, and she went because she'd never met another trans person and had some questions/wanted support I guess :)

[TinyTracey]

I've lost count how many times I've been asked "why do lesbians use a strapon they might aswell have a man"

[HotChelsiRae]

"I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body" heard that too many times.

[TinyTracey]

@HotChelsiRae Me too lol

[tammy999a]

Israel chips?

[LiloPelakai]

You look exactly like a man but have a clearly feminine voice... creeeeeepy

[LiloPelakai]

"I'm a lesbian too" "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" HAHAHAHA, my ex used to say that to girls all the time.

[kountreepimp38]

I too have had many men tell me these things and I found a FOOLPROOF way to make them shut up. When a man tells me that he wants to f**k me I tell him ok but I get to f**k you first .they always say what you mean? I say well you want some of my p***y I will give you some but you have to give me some of your man p***y first then they realize what I mean and the looks are PRICELESS LMFAO WORKS EVERYTIME I PROMISE!

[kountreepimp38]

@kountreepimp38 I dont know what I would do if one of them actually said yes LMFAO

[GreenHero49]

I'm actually surprised by this. A true gentleman would never say such things.

[MommaInPa]

I knew I recognized that voice!

[MommaInPa]

LOL ew

[AutumnXEmber]

disgusting but so true -_-

[HeliosKou]

This is hysterical....I worked with a lesbian for a good while and I've heard guys actually say this to her

Men are so stupid sometimes

[jojo4mel]

Ha! Sounds like most weekends when I work at my local pub. They really don't get it do they, poor sad little bastards.

[dmthinker]

lame

[pigwigpa]

Is that a bottle of Rolling rock beer?

[crystalevans1954]

I love it! Personally give me plastic over the real one anytime. Remember Lorena Bobbitt? Maybe I just might cut it off.

[aquana]

I can't decide if I should laugh or puke, so I'll do both.

[NogaHamisha]

cool. give us more of this.

[o0R3stless0o]

ewwwwwwwwwwwww lmao!!!!!!!!!!

[HerbieNSheba]

LOL! Classic!!!

[snowhitedyke]

English accent saying "i have a lovely penis"lmao nice lizzy x)

[110110111]

You look more like the average lesbian than the average guy.

[MariAnne6297]

You are amazing.

[nikeggs84]

Heard all that shit so many times, my gut hurts from laughing. BRAVO!!

[MorganStaley]

"I'd do ya"

[lizzythelezzy]

@MorganStaley any time, baby :)

[eRose192]

My name? Lizzie. My orientation? Lezzie. I fucking love this.

[IceTeaEdwin]

Omg, this is so gross LOL

[jugeoben]

No. This should be called ''Shit inbred hicks say to lesbians''.

[DiabloDave363]

glad i dont look like tht -.-  and imma guy!

[Illuminatta]

This is hilarious...and so true!

[RocknCorruptrepublic]

lol, watching this has indeed reinforced my belief (feeling? not really a "belief", exactly...) that men are disgusting. ;)

[nepalas]

חחח אויש כמה כאלו יש חחחחחחחחחחחחחח

תפוצ'יפס ~

[Sid6902]

The Diesel is wrong lol should be a dirty trucker hat lol

[Sassymarkrep]

Because plastic won't get you pregnant, or go limp and if you don't want plastic, it goes in the drawer...LOL...I'm just sayin'

[tireswing314]

I don't think the problem is men, I think you're just hanging around too many truck stops.

[lauracida]

@tireswing314 the problem is patriarchy. which most men perpetuate, either conscious or unconsciously.

[tinkleforannie]

I've noticed straight guys tell their lesbian friends "That's why I love you" ALL THE TIME!

[ac3yroyalty]

lol.wow.rite.on.the.dot haha

[originalbunny]

It's both sad and hilarious that I've had guys say each and every one of these lines to me

[berrykeeki]

@originalbunny lol me too

[TheHiphopHead11]

lesbians are trash.

[JRUJR]

You're way too good at making yourself look like a wanker, lol.

[niks6661]

I love your accent :)

[ravergrimlin]

i heard all of those IN 20 MINUTES FROM THE SAME GUY lol XD one of them was "come on i can make it tuck" so i told him "and i can make it vanish if you don't knock it off so either grow a rack or tuck urself in the darkest corner of hell" haha i'm a SUPER BIG lizzy fan and i can't wait for more vids :D

[CrazyKitty789]

You forgot "OW! STOP PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE!"

I dunno, that's usually the second thing they say to me.

[Rustystone27]

Yep, I think I've heard every single one of these!

[alexismorenitaxo]

lmao so creepy

[stoneybroad22]

Omfg! This is soo true. Every single thing you said, a guy has said to me. :B

[pgroot26]

"Can't you just kiss me? It's okay, I'm bisexual" -_-

[AjouterRose]

some guys think being a lesbian is a disease...and their dicks are the cure for it.

[MastaPlanIfUMay]

@AjouterRose We dont think , we know

[AjouterRose]

@MastaPlanIfUMay -_____________-

[MastaPlanIfUMay]

@AjouterRose Dont give me that face woman

[AjouterRose]

@MastaPlanIfUMay shut up and get back in the kitchen. 

[MastaPlanIfUMay]

@AjouterRose Can i get some head If i cook

[AjouterRose]

@MastaPlanIfUMay mhm you can get the head of my big lesbian dildo up ur butt :) <--winner

[PrismCasillica]

I feel like I'm having flash backs.

[tenedria]

I heard most of those already, the worst is those that think that a good fuck could change your orientation

[getamqt]

hahahaha love it!!

[ladiiedesalmada]

Lizzy I love you!!!

[NyuuNyuuNana13]

You look like a rapist. :c

[samforbis]

LOL you hit it right on the head. Actually i've had FEMALES say some of those things to me, so it was funny on top of funny to see you depict it. :)

[shulizim]

מממ... תפוצ'יפס!

That's a really good impression. Just one thing though - that does not look like a typical guy's flat! Living room's way too tidy and the kitchen is so clean! Matching jars on a wooden kitchen shelf?! And that sink does not look like it has any dishes in it...

[imagainadream]

Love it!



[lilosch94]

i tried it with a man ;D

i hate it wääääh ._.

[Sough]

A bit more aggressive than the rest of Shit X say. Less funny, but I guess that's not necessarily the point

[Kumori2468]

The guys I know manage to do all that while being less disgusting, somehow...

[num1sheeba]

HAHAH LOOOVE IT and its Very True Alot of Guys are persistent in changing your mind...Not Gonna Happen!!

[tamarushian]

genius !

isnt that an israeli chips there ?!

[Tyiranie]

Sorry, but what creeps do you hang out with? I get ignorant comments like, "well how do you KNOW if you've never BEEN with a guy...?" or "yeah, that one over there - nice...nice rack, right? Heh?" but nothing like the harassment you've depicted here.

[GLAMHAPPY]

Aw Lizzy, I love you. I needed a good laugh today.

[GiJane1992]

that was soo true and gross

[koukalicious]

It's sad how true this is!!

[MrBadassButch]

I have never said any of these things to a lesbian O.o

[A7Guitar]

I totally understand. Although um i tend to get bi guys trying to pick me up. I mean i wouldnt mind so much if they just outright said lets have sex instead they go through with the cheesy lines straight guys do i mean. The bi guys know what to say. Its usually either u wanna have sex or u wanna have a date?. But some guys are coming around. Although admittedly a great deal are oblivious. Either way lizzy i love your accent and i love the 5 o clock shadow. Take care :)

[Alethia1588]

Lol Omg I heard almost every line before

[xaminika]

i'm a gay guy and this almost made me want to become a lesbian :(

[lezzielet00]

all of that was sooo familiar

[rogerrhino]

as an asexual male I think your videos are quite funny

[HidekiMotosua]

So...

Finally you prove it once and for all...

You have just made my case. Thank you so much.

[niks6661]

LOL!!!!!!!!!



[bdlilrbt]

Exactly.



[x5darkangelx5]

This kinda creeped me out lol

[FAYandNICOLE]

you forgot "You're too pretty to be a lesbian"

[bouncychick15]

Wow..... That was so disturbing, yet so accurate. I love you Lizzy.

[VGG66]

sooooo true 

[samanthatotally]

SO TRUE -_-.

[hanyouchris]

I've heard all of those except for "can I feel your tits? I've never felt a lesbian's tits before" and the best response to "well how do you know you don't like it if you haven't tried it" is to tell them to go have sex with another man and then we'll talk :P

[mollythesard]

This is fucking fantastic.

[AnaStoMusic]

I saw a ling on fb. did not know which channel it was, as soon as I heard the voice, it all made sense! Lizzy the DUDE :P great video!

[InGallifrey]

that tinny neck awww! <3

and haha! dickheads! lol

[Sasukelegend5]

Sadly, this is true. I am actually pre-op trans, so the lesbian in a male body is.... Halfway valid... But too many guys pull that out of their ass trying to get laid :/ Pisses me off... Someone just... Cut those kind of mens' balls off....

[hamfish225]

aaaahahahahahahaha this!

[realndnreal]

Looks like tim westwood

[TheCutiepuffs]

Lol Lizzy my name is Lizzy and I'm a teenage lesbian. I love your videos and they make me feel good about being me. Reading the comments makes me know I'm not alone. I love you, Lizzy. :D

[lizzythelezzy]

@TheCutiepuffs awww you really are a cutie puff!

[djxthexmonferno]

Funny, just the other day I had an ooooold guy friend of mine say "But you're a woman! You're supposed to like men, why don't you like guys? XD" Attempting to explain it to him was like trying to explain how gravity works to a rock. ~_~

[IcedCoffeeKitty]

Accurate.

[DirtyDeals]

A warning disclaimer should come with this vid..... ugh

[itellmyselftobreathe]

this makes me really sad to be a gay man.

[TheKittyKat555]

Thank god that I'm a lesbian..;)

hahahaa really funny :D

[lacholadehayden]

hahahaha good job!

[nothingsimpossible77]

Well done babe

~NIP 77~

[vansom]

lmao, funny shit

[aimeelynn1992]

o btw i loooooooove your accent :-) love love love it

[aimeelynn1992]

lmao that is so freakin funny and sooooo freakin true!!!!

[Snackar]

Am I off my rocker if I was too busy laughing to be grossed out? Maybe it's because I'm too much like Foul Bachelor Frog. I'm never getting laid again.

Wait, where's the delete button?! :o

[MikaakaPebbles]

Can I have a feel anyway? I never felt a lesbians tits before.

[darthragnhild]

me and my wife always get the asking us if we want to be in a threesome with a man and it disgusts us big time oh and the why use plastic one also.

[crystalownsyou]

lol if I ever for some reason in my life decide to question my sexuality ill come back to this video for some reassurance...I am a lesbian for a reason haha kidding. Unfortunately I deal with the things in this video on a daily basis! Blehh

[NotThatAwesomeIlan]

@crystalownsyou I feel sorry for you. At least I con cinder myself a exception to the rule.

[heschAUT]

Hahahahahaah, ... amazing! Soooo good!

[muhammad15l04l1993]

that's it, I'm turning asexual.

[lizzythelezzy]

@muhammad15l04l1993 hahah sorry not all men are like me! ;)

[LESBIANGAYVIDEOS]

@muhammad15l04l1993 I know right,l that was a lot to take :-)

[CruiserDog]

Before I became compassionate and understanding, I was guilty of at least one of those.

I am very sorry.

[lizzythelezzy]

@CruiserDog awww sweet :)

[OtakuInTraining123]

XD it's those kind of guys that are just plain creepy. I'm glad I'm with someone who's so... not that. hehe

[ThePlaths]

This video is a total rip off of (with better production, sure) of the video "Shit Straight Guys Say to Lesbians"...right down to the chip eating. LAME. MAKE UP YOUR OWN STUFF.

[lizzythelezzy]

@ThePlaths sorry to disappoint you but she sent it to me on twitter after i'd already finished filming this. just shows how strong the stereotype is!

[ThePlaths]

@lizzythelezzy I'm just saying. Surely you googled shit guys say to lesbians before you filmed one in case a decent one already existed...

[Longanlon]

hahah Ive used one of those :)

[lizzythelezzy]

@Longanlon hehe naughty! ;)

[sarryface]

facking great stuff!

[lizzythelezzy]

@sarryface thank you!

[nekosensi]

First off nice work! second off...that was a little disgusting, though I have seen a few men like that out there, they make me angry :/

[lizzythelezzy]

@nekosensi yes, sorry for all the gross body emissions! ;)

[nekosensi]

@lizzythelezzy it wasn't those that grossed me out..it was the truth of it, some men are just very sick individuals x.x

[zebradancing]

i like this better then the comics :)

[HeartsMendSlowly]

haha it's always like that.. Mostly the men who say those things to me don't even look that gross, rather decent actually..

It's always a complete surprise when they start talking like that. (mind the sarcasm ;) )

[sarkazzII]

Please please

[sarkazzII]

Lol lol

[mwill87mouse]

@Alastair: When straight men say "I'm a lesbian trapped inside a man's body" they aren't doing so as a form of gender expression. They are adhering to the prejudice and heternomitive belief that homosexuality isn't really "real" and subsequently neither is lesbianism; that lesbianism just means "to like women." The guy lizzy is spoofing is a guy, whether he realizes it or not, who is insulting lesbianism by making such a statement. Remember being an ass =/= gender expression XD

[sharedwisdom187]

OMG, INCREDIBLE AWESOME !!! :) :) :) <3 <3 <3

[lycheens]

@mibevan lesbians don't hate men... straight women have far more experience with them.

[NATALIE4TKD]

So true!!!

[cobrastern]

hah, all of that does sound really familiar.

[Neugen]

Luv you Lizzy! Great job. Most of the Shit §§§'s say to //// videos are just lame. Yours is super.

[alinfl813]

Lmao oh so true!!