LMAO "D's for diabetes. That's what is wrong with me. Me no want to sound needy, but health care should be free. I lost one of my feeties, now me an amputee. Diabetes is what is wrong with me. Diabetes is what is wrong with Cookie." :D
haha the bird shits on his head "ok I get it Dad!" "hey kids, bird, what is going on? Oh I lost my job doing whatever I did before know I am subject to a remedial task usually performed by illegal aliens!" Hahahaha
this show has really gone down hill. I hear this exact crap on all the best shows now. So damn biest...how about somthing thats actually possitive? We watch comedy to get rid of depression, not gain more from it <:(
yes, they are all puppets and in recent, "change"ing times, celebrities. they are controlled by far more powerful people in the world who you will never see or hear of, with bigger agendas that will never be publicized or mentioned. ever. but don't take my word for it, research it a little bit and make your own opinion - that's all this was.
They have power, but it seems likely that they are merely puppets for the wealthy and more powerful. You don't think Warren Buffet just sits there all day in his house eating chips, do you?
actually there is Universal health care in Massachusetts, a law was passed in 2006 to give health care to every citizen. so cookie should move to Massachusetts.
Hilarious :)
tmmy773 2 months ago
D's For Diabetes! That's What is Wrong With Me!
thecheesburgler 3 months ago
lol the meth lab stuff was just dry ice and water. I used to do that as a kid.
Phatxam 5 months ago
you can come work for me this ice cream cart doubles as a mobile meth lab
JustinTheRamWyatt 1 year ago
haha
youramericangirl 1 year ago
Is Gordon a meth dealer?
ixtoothint 1 year ago
hahahaha GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE!
VideoWatcher843 1 year ago
Notice the poop prop is oatmeal?
mudkiptyler 1 year ago
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Damn Jews.
ochs42thethird 1 year ago
@ochs42thethird Making fun of people is not funny!
ixtoothint 1 year ago
@ochs42thethird Not all just that damn madoff haha even other jews like me hate his ass
rainbowgirl678 1 year ago
"Hey Kids! Hey Bird! What is going on?"
I love it everytime he says that
LucasHorclox 2 years ago 3
Lol
Serjkid93 2 years ago
did he say chinagrow 2:35
icannotthinkofone 2 years ago
LMAO "D's for diabetes. That's what is wrong with me. Me no want to sound needy, but health care should be free. I lost one of my feeties, now me an amputee. Diabetes is what is wrong with me. Diabetes is what is wrong with Cookie." :D
Pittoop1990 2 years ago
if it weren't funny it would be depressing
sideburn260 2 years ago
@sideburn260 but it should be both, cus its true.
icannotthinkofone 1 year ago
haha the bird shits on his head "ok I get it Dad!" "hey kids, bird, what is going on? Oh I lost my job doing whatever I did before know I am subject to a remedial task usually performed by illegal aliens!" Hahahaha
butterpoop 2 years ago
is the girl saying thing like b low your brains out arden something ???
MsMjfan21 2 years ago
why does gordon talk like that?
gothamchix 2 years ago
lol because it's more of a white friendly, less "urban", non-threatening black guy, way to talk.
InKa4484 2 years ago
How do you know? Did the dead boy tell you who killed him?
kilupirukas 2 years ago
what season is this
shammar06 2 years ago
lmao cookie monster
HeyyHuda 2 years ago
"D is for Diabetes," LOL OMG!!!
communism911 2 years ago 3
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this show has really gone down hill. I hear this exact crap on all the best shows now. So damn biest...how about somthing thats actually possitive? We watch comedy to get rid of depression, not gain more from it <:(
Stalker8241 2 years ago
"maybe things will change when we get a new president?" lol
ChromeLocust 2 years ago 19
Is it true that presidents don't have any real power?
Reptileman1990 2 years ago
yes, they are all puppets and in recent, "change"ing times, celebrities. they are controlled by far more powerful people in the world who you will never see or hear of, with bigger agendas that will never be publicized or mentioned. ever. but don't take my word for it, research it a little bit and make your own opinion - that's all this was.
ChromeLocust 2 years ago
They have power, but it seems likely that they are merely puppets for the wealthy and more powerful. You don't think Warren Buffet just sits there all day in his house eating chips, do you?
StupidIdiot12345 2 years ago
"ok i get it dad "LMFAO!
sodamfinex3 2 years ago 11
Crista is so cute
meowdragon 2 years ago 4
Bah
Low your brains out
Blow your brains out!
iRockSoMuch11 2 years ago 5
me no want to sound needy, but health care should be free. lol
cricketsagar 2 years ago 3
GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE CHINA CROW! lmfao!!
HSUProductionCompany 2 years ago 5
he's a bigger puppet than i am! ROFL!
Oprah you are a genius!
shong1up 3 years ago 4
actually there is Universal health care in Massachusetts, a law was passed in 2006 to give health care to every citizen. so cookie should move to Massachusetts.
chrisfo19 3 years ago 4
Lol...funny and FULL of truth in all they're saying...NICE
GungFuMan777 3 years ago
China boy? I thought he said china crow..... and if that's true what does crow mean?
KuraMad2000 3 years ago
I think he said china grove, which is an old song.
OboxerU 2 years ago 2
Cookie!!
br4jj4 3 years ago
Funny!
Youngbee30 3 years ago
OUTSTANDING!!!
chillbrotha01 3 years ago
Hilarious xD. Methlabs xD
Juel92 3 years ago
lol china boy.... bobby lee did look like a child lol
strawberrykiwi27 3 years ago
ha cookie should move to Britain. Health care is free in Britain
fl1bble 3 years ago
In Germany, too ...
NICHDEINERNST 3 years ago
this speaks truth...satire
manikmati 3 years ago 2
2:02! Funny shit
xtorrantx 3 years ago
lol funny and true XD
DominicanaChika 3 years ago
"gosh this country's in the crapper" lmao SOO TRUUUEE!!
robinscute12345 3 years ago 5
"i lost one of my feeties" lol
Simsema89 3 years ago 3
Meth lab lol
Spinwheeling 3 years ago
LMAO! *bird shits on his beak* "OKAY I GET IT DAD!" LMAO! That was so funny!
sillygrl23 3 years ago 5
Oh, I lost my job doinq whatever i did before.
LMAOOO
cookiemunsterk 3 years ago
we all knew cookie monster was gonna get diabeties
that happens when you eat nothing but high sugar
myeliteromance 3 years ago 2
REALLY FUNNY!!
divagirl10 3 years ago
"The one thing I learned is that one vote dosen't make a difference-GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE CHINA BOY!"
sillygrl23 3 years ago 3
We can double our ptofits with the built in meth lab YAY!!!!!
Neutrality67 3 years ago
This sketch was funny but sadly it speaks a lot of truths.
MrCoffin23 3 years ago 4
I think America should wage more wars on "terrorists" HAHAhAhahA!!! Wage one Get One Free.
hanysal 3 years ago
not funny
stop0being0a0pima 3 years ago
LOL HAHAHA FUNNY
huntgaarra 3 years ago 3
thats sad im the 911th veiwer. kind ironic
howisdiscool 3 years ago 2
funneh but sad at the same time
stryps13 3 years ago 2