The Bibleman Video Game: A Fight For Faith

[BlizzardtheWolf97]

Oh, for fuck's sake....

[Benjoematic]

I think the beginning is just quoting John Lennon, LOL.

[zakdwyer]

So bad it's good.

[bunnasoo2]

Jesus WAS a wacky protestor! Too bad whoever made this video game knows nothing of his work.

[junkietomato]

USE THE MIGHTY SHOES OF PEACE TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF ATHEISTS AND WIN GOD POINTS!

[LemonOperations]

Using swords in the name of the God that says thou shalt not kill??

Contradictory indeed... (then again, I could get into the Crusades, but I won't go there.. lolll)

[didimun]

@LemonOperations The Crusades are from the catholic,catholics contradict his bible...but the Christians we obey

[alipmcg]

0:42 "exciting battle sequences not pictured"

How old is this game? Looks like a rubbish Syndicate clone circa 1995

[joeker566]

What the fuck?

[flarekary]

ADVENTCHA

[Alargator]

YEAH, LET'S TEACH THOSE EVIL ATHIESTS TO BELIEVE IN GOD BY SHOOTING THEM WITH GUNS AND SMACKING THEM WITH SWORDS!

[aerdna14]

TEARS. I HAVE TEARS. Funniest thing I have ever fucking seen.

[DjTake1One]

I had NO idea that Urkel was an anti-religious supervillain.

[greyspot00]

I want to die now...

[chabadoogi]

This is totally real and so is the show!!! TERRIBLE SHIT!!! OMG!

[GoldLightah]

It's just like real life! Ridiculous psycho's killing in the name of God!

[abeattiee]

0:12- 0:17 LOL

[locares300]

this is fake?

[DontShakeItUp]

Biblegirl has some pretty big tits.

[lolmachine92]

This is truly one of the best unintentional satire I've seen

[Xyberfaust]

Rated for Evangelists.

[lokalllize]

I wonder if they know Syper is black

[IronEmpyrean]

@lokalllize He looks alot like a gayer Riddick

[lokalllize]

@IronEmpyrean lol

[RailroadmanX]

Bibleman the video game. Not gonna lie, I might have to go find this. My friends and I watched this show for a laugh. And boy did we have one. The low budget, cheesy script, and the very premise of shoving Christianity down your throat power rangers style comes together for quite the spectacle. Seriously. If you ever have the spare time, and a few buddies around to watch it with, watch Bibleman. It's so bad you just have to love it. We even humored them through the conversion prayer. Good times.

[Arthurguy95]

@RailroadmanX Dude, I loved that show when I was a kid. Don't be hating, even if it did kinda suck.

[Gmanster64]

How can this exist?

[fabifly]

The Protestor...I know, right? That "evil" freedom of speech we Americans love, the same one that allows us to, I don't know...share various faiths?

[whitesquirrel7]

a animation of a world where there is no 'god'

an animation of this one then

[DaWrecka]

Language, she fails me.

[bijibadness]

so wait, does "the protestor" represent the indoctrinated morons who rabble and walk around with "god hates fags" on their signs?? because uh, there's a lot of them...

[RoconzaArt]

anti-protestors?

[Hurvl]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

[AnimaSeverem]

@Hurvl

*BANG. BANG. BANG. BANG.*

[hetzle]

i miss the '90s

[Minority119]

why is the almighty villain Urkel?

[1991doomsday]

IS this the Christian version for WOW?

[philipbabb]

You have got to be kidding me. There is also a computer game, how did they even make that? The show seemed so low budget and yet a computer game was programmed for the series. And what better lession to teach the kids than "kill all those that have different believes" so crazy, so cheesey, yet kind of interesting.

[CalyxAsgard]

Coming soon, "Qur'anman: Jihad for Justice", where you fight for Allah against the arch-villain 'Imperial Infidel' using faith, scripture and C4. :P

[whitesquirrel7]

@CalyxAsgard

would quranman [ guanoman?] perchance include skyscrapers to target ?

[CalyxAsgard]

@whitesquirrel7 * Any good sandbox video game should allow you to destroy anything including buildings.

[62cky4powerthirst]

wow, is this brainwashing for the second crusade?

[NoWhereman4444]

"The Wacky Protestor?"

He doesn't look a thing like Fred Phelps.

[J3wtastic]

"Imagine an animated world where there is no god or no faith."

sounds alright to me.

[VermilionAngel05]

this sucks so hard its sad...and I say this as a very devout Roman Catholic.

[aquachek3]

is that the fallout engine

[xenniex2]

"exicting battle sequences" ... Isn't lying prohibited by the bible?

[swearwordssmokybacon]

Of course the main villain is a black nerd. Go Jesus!

[omomon]

Christians view of a world full of atheists.

[aerdna14]

@omomon No, it's the fundamental, frightening, evangelist view of a world full of atheists. I am the only Christian in my family and one of the only ones amongst my friends and I totally respect, understand and am willing to discuss and talk about atheist views.

Please don't judge.

[AcanLord]

worst indoctrination campaign ever attempted.

[TravenV]

Whoa what happened to turn the other cheek? Bibleman "I'm going to kill you in the name of Jesus!" Jesus: "Wait, wut?"

[1peterkim123]

wow bibleman telling you that people who believe in other relgions are bad and kill them all?

[MsPandaRosa]

@1peterkim123

Only if it's made into a really really REALLY rad game,

[luigicamp69]

Bhahahah, this has to be the LAMEST thing ever. Oh and, religion teaching you how you should kill those who don't have faith? Surprise surprise...

[dec0y8]

Can anyone help me get past level 4?

[gvflessas]

The protestor must be stopped! LOL

[AcanLord]

most retarded idea in the universe. sorry america but you are not cool.......

[swincnik]

This is a parody, right?

[AcanLord]

@swincnik if only it were...

[BubblegumGuru]

Let's just hope the "Wacky Protester" is from Westboro.

[MsPandaRosa]

@BubblegumGuru

He and his ilk stopped by Savannah this week. We just gave them so much Sweet Southern Lovin' that he ran away screaming.

[Sup3rJrek]

they CANT be serious..no..NOOOO!! comeon that looks horrible. and thats coming from a guy that used to like bibleman!

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

I'm gunna rape biblegirl kill bible man and that other guy rape bible girl again and then kill her as well, I think that would make a better game.

[CaramelAnt]

@Ihatemyusernamemore

I can't even begin to imagine how many mods that would require you to install.

[MsPandaRosa]

@Ihatemyusernamemore

Why do you have to be right about that? It'd sell like hotcakes!

[FriedMattato]

Gotta love how the bad guy is black too >_>

[kacman11]

LET'S KILL ATHEISTS: The Game

[didimun]

@kacman11 The Christians not hate atheists and we NOT hate anybody we love everybody because Jesus love everybody

[JulienHemmendinger]

AMAZING

[maarakailet1]

Did they have to pay for the use of the lightsaber?

[whitesquirrel7]

@maarakailet1

a very tumescent light saber at that

[ZombiePuppy]

They shoot faith right into your face!

[archer1949]

The villain is named "Wacky Protestor". Subtle.

[KrazyKevinB2]

OMFG Jesus Christ monkey balls i dead a little on the inside

[LNERfan]

Is that the engine from Fallout 1/2?

[papason4041]

lol you can get him bible man!!

[vladnuke]

What. The. Fuck. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. The bad guy is SCIENCE!

[PSYParanormal]

Screw Elder Scrolls V, I'm getting this!

[DarkirStudios]

Thanks to Bible Man, I now know that protesting is an awful thing to do, and atheists enjoy spending free time by walking around in mazes. Thanks, Bible Man!

[Liolar43]

Damn. I'm with the Whacky Protester! He's the good guy here!

[stellaritsmeg]

this can't be real.

[PhilosophicalMan]

if this game were any lamer, it'd be a video game adaption of the Passion of Christ, with Mel Gibson voicing everybody.

[fergi2610]

thumbs up if cracked brought u here

[tacticalabyss]

@fergi2610 kotaku brought me here, my face is frozen in laughter...my brain can't decide whether to laugh or hold it in...

[Fflloowwful]

Oh lord, fuck god

[angeltosome]

The Protester has an opinion of his own! We must strike him down with the power of the Lord!

[ANGRYMAPLE]

Wait so this game admits god doesn't exist so they should go around beating up the people who play their video game?

................?

[cunt3d]

OH JESUS

[TureHolm]

haha!

[xAdolescencex]

I was about 30 seconds into watching this video before I couldn't stand it anymore.....

[TimmyTheNerd]

Bibleman was actually a decent christian superhero tv series. The whole series was like...Batman meets The Bible meets Star Wars, use to blow my mind as a kid. The game...that just makes me facepalm.

[Misawa619]

Rule 34.

Bible Girl.

NOW!

[KoolKat3897]

The Wacky Protester scares me.

[GoldLightah]

Christian psychos beating up a purple-skinned nerd. Cool?

[mitch4942]

lol what if an atheist played this? XD

[Lazyguy22]

@mitch4942 Obviously the game would melt their face like in Indiana Jones.

[unifiedreality]

I remember as a child, the local christians tried to get us hooked on jesus by luring us into the "King's Bible Club" with sweets and identity badges.

[lordpatthethird]

please tell me this is a joke.

[idealfury]

holy shit! (haha)

[Z3N1337]

Never leave home without it.

[SteffeBNL]

This actually feels like a South Park sketch!

[NatDuv121]

Some of you Atheist seriously have no lives. It's a freaking kids game. How is this any different than Mario? All he does is kill Gombas and Koopas because they trust bowser rather than him, but you put special discard for this one, right? Sure...that makes sense.

[bringonthewrath]

@NatDuv121 are you freaking kidding me? well first of all Mario is not a pile of steaming shit, like this game. It looks like someone took a dump on a floppy and called it game. Do you even play video games? This looks different from Mario because MARIO IS FUCKING FUN, THIS LOOKS ABOUT AS FUN AS GETTING MY NUTS CAUGHT IN THE WASHING MACHINE

[NatDuv121]

@bringonthewrath Do I play video games? Psht....don't even start, I will own you in any game you could throw at me! Call of Duty, bring it. Grand Theft Auto, ownage. You must be a gaming noob. First of all, the company that made this aren't well known anyway, and don't have alot of money for that matter either. Most of the minor video game devs can't even make Nintendo 64 graphics! Nintendo, Activison, Sega, Treyarch have to do a whole lot of rendering because their audience is very large! duh!

[junkietomato]

@NatDuv121 Because mario isn't trying propaganda for the almighty mushroom and it's 100 times better.

[NatDuv121]

@junkietomato Seriously, what doesn't try propaganda!? If you actually understood propaganda you'd know nearly everything uses it. When people make a show that disrespects Christianity, we don't care, but when we make something that puts atheism in a bad light, it's a terrible propaganda scheme used to turn brainwash others into "killing people who think differently"..wow. SMH

[junkietomato]

@NatDuv121 "Seriously, what doesn't try propaganda!?"

Do you even know what propaganda is?

Do you seriously think your religion is this opressed? Really? Wow.

[NatDuv121]

Sure, why not? Seriously, what hasn't made fun of any beliefs yet? What hasn't disrespected a culture. And you I suppose, think Atheist are the oppressed..wow...you guys have nearly the entire science community, educational system granted, supporting your ideas. Seriously, and what's your argument here? Mario's fun?

It's a video game, nothing freaking political about it! What you think a kid's gonna join a gang for playing Grand Theft Auto? So, is it just a bad game or are you scared of it?

[junkietomato]

@NatDuv121 what the fuck are you talking about? I never said atheism is opressed, dipshit. I have atheist and religious friends and everything is a-ok. Atheism is just the lack of belief in gods. The science community and the education system don't actually support it, they just don't have anything to do with it. It's like saying church is anti-science because they don't preach chemestry.

[NatDuv121]

@junkietomato Wow...oyour still going on, well considering you can't seem to let go of an argument, and appereantly "holding a grudge" of some sort...allow me to start by saying "reply to me again, and i'll report you."

[junkietomato]

@NatDuv121 I'm not holding any kind of grudge. You're just dodging my comment because you can't back up your claims. You think everything is black and white.

[NatDuv121]

@junkietomato F*ckin hypocrite.

[junkietomato]

@NatDuv121 in what way I'm a hypocrite? Also why do you censor yourself? Youtube allows people to say "fuck". It's kind of annoying to see people actually enforcing censorship onto themselves.

[CalicoVall]

"Imagine an animated world with no God or no faith..."

Ummmm, most of them?

And this makes Two Worlds look like a masterpiece.

[redking15ca]

SUCH REALISTIC GRAPHICS!

[AugustHovel]

Exciting battle sequences!!

[DaveInOCNJ]

How does a game whose theme is "kill everyone who believes differently from you" get an "E for Everyone" rating? Sounds like terrorism to me.

[Ninjaduckification]

@DaveInOCNJ it's not just killing because of their beliefs. They had a choice to believe, but they didn't and they are doing wrong so they must be stopped. I admit the killing may be harsh, but if you've seen this show you would know that the people don't die they just turn into a pile of goop or something.

[Tenari1]

@DaveInOCNJ I'm a Christian and I couldn't agree more! 

[mattej00]

@DaveInOCNJ

sounds like any religion through out history..

[Swordyyz]

what the actual fuck

[peperonyandchease]

How come all these religious games always involve fighting?

[grp504]

@peperonyandchease

so people will actually buy them

[hellasow]

@peperonyandchease The bible has more killing in it, more than any video game could dream of...

[MrTwopercent]

The sad part is this: with better PR and a staff of kids on call, The Big BM wouldn't be such a joke.

[DontFearGrim]

fuck you, bible man.

[SovietMordor]

Want to induce a migraine? Just remember this: People have actually willingly paid for and played this game.

There is no hope for humanity.

[CalicoVall]

@SovietMordor That's why I'm booking the first shuttle flight off this rock. T_T

[ghensold]

Remember kids, people who don't believe the same bullshit superstitions as you are evil. EVIL

[marsgodofwarx]

I was really thinking of something witty to put in a comment while watching this...but I can honestly say I've lost all my wit after viewing this abomination.

[rossmwood]

Why do these heroes need weapons?

[rossmwood]

Why do these heroes need weapons?

[leanmeanjellybean]

this is so retarded it's almost good.

[DarthVTOR]

The show is better

[ThirstyonThursday]

Uh oh the Protestor! Someone's trying to express an opinion! Free speech is dangerous! SAVE US BIBLEMAN!

[newsboy600]

I hope the creators realized that Jesus was himself in protest of the corrupt leaders of the time so really this is more than hypocritical.

[DigitalScreamCMB]

Lol what the hell, Haha. Oh no it's a wacky protester. Battle him with your sword, um no.. Battle him with your martial arts, um no.. Fight with a book. Uh, hope he doesn't have a lighter. Lol

[Gamiac]

@DigitalScreamCMB Unless it happens to be in the hands of Richter Belmont. You better watch the fuck out then.

[peculiarity78]

Wacky Protester is the villain... Are they TRYING to be hated?

[johny260]

I'm a Christian, and man, this shit is kind of embarrassing

[JDSproducitons]

holy FUCK this looks awesome.

[mx740]

its BUBBLE MAN

[hemightbegiant]

What EXCITING Battle Sequences!

[Knelwaroth]

George Lucas should take Covenant Studios to the court for stealing the lightsaber!

[jeg97256]

thumbs up if i should tell the angry video game nerd about this.

[MrBlockishMark]

@jeg97256 SMDC should be in it

[Pixeleyes]

@jeg97256

I think he already did an episode where he played a bunch of bible/christian games.

[jeg97256]

@Pixeleyes i know that, but this wasn't in those reviews

[AniPadme]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! I don't know why, but, I found this extremely funny! I wonder why George Lucas hasn't sued them. That yellow sword looked a lot like a lightsaber.

[MalnourishedGoat]

The adventuah... continues.

[DarkfireKurai]

@PStephens8 Sadly, the Bibleman videogame is not a joke. 

[Fis10n]

dear god no

[benniquaid]

Even Christian games have guns in them

[AlbinoTanuki]

Wacky Protestor, huh? Yeah, cause all atheists are evil insane scientists with no credibility to their research. *sarcasm*

[ChoujiMan]

If you were one of the five people who bought this game, please kill yourself.

[N1nt3nd0Smash3r]

This video game looks worst than E.T for the atari 2600.

[BLEACH43VER]

I bet there best weapons are Pinecone grenades and Banana Boomerangs

[RedChaos100]

are they really so afraid of a computer nerd that they have to team up against him?

[whitesquirrel7]

@RedChaos100

well they are xians- what do you expect

[Denrom2]

oh...my....god i want 5 copies!!!!!! XD

[PLASMAGAMES0TVOFFAL]

why the f**k does he have a light saber?!

[armadilloHD]

is bibleman samson or something

[HikariBun]

Is this..real? So....lame. Not all Christians are lame like this.... It's about older people who want to appeal to younger people (and failing really bad) and it just happens to be about Christianity.

[DaMan869]

I kinda want this game.

[Ruhiel8]

his weakness: ATHEISM!!!!

[12KX21]

@Ruhiel8 actually its reasoning. ;)

[shadowhexogram]

The wacky protestors laugh is pure gold.

[norske5000]

THIS IS NOT CRICKET GOOD SIR THIS IS RUBBISH

[RadarKat73080]

"for all those who take up the sword shall perish by the sword." Matthew 26:52

"Critically acclaimed"? What are the critics? Pat Robertson and John Hagee?

[destruimon]

using the video games to fight against them, so smart

[bloodawn5]

Wacky Protestor? What about Give the other Cheak?

[JustChrisLTD]

That's right, make the main villain look like some science nerd

[ShaolinDynasty]

I'm sooo holding my breathe for this one....what utter crap...