Jesus was what we now call an insurgent in Iraq. He was seen as an agitator against the armies of occupation, and that's the reason why he was killed. NOT because "he went around doing good things for people", nor because he was on drugs.
The American torture camps at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay are the same as the Roman crucifixions. Yet it is the people who consider themselves the followers of Jesus who are enthusiastically replaying the role played by ancient Rome in occupied Judea.
This was supposed to be funny? What the fuck! This was stupid, you just ask random people on the street if Jesus did drugs? You're gonna get yourself killed by some hardcore catholic!
I'm Jesus. But my last name is not Christ. Its Pina. So if that GUY asked ME "Who's Jesus" I would say: "YOUR LOOKING AT HIM MOTHERFUCKER!!!" Then I would go straight into that beach and show him my 4 foot tail. Merman tail that is.. Heck no. Thats too sacred. But that's what I would say.
high IQ, be that as it may, manipulating people with these questions is rather brilliant, not sure what you're actual view of Jesus is, but if I had to hypothesize I would say you don't completely deny his existence but you don't believe completely, you mentioned a vibration of energy causing matter to form and that's what God is and we're all pulling on it. You would be correct. The universe in its entirety is held together by God.
Funny how people avoid the question if they think you are a Jesus Freak. And others that are, are taken aback when you don't speak in reverential terms about Him.
You can definitely see the hold that religion has on society about talking freely about religious figures.
What is "honest money?" Is gold more honest than paper? And why is oxygen any less honest than gold? There is no such thing as honest money. All money LIES. That is money's function, to lie, to pretend that it really is something. Gold is just a dumb ass liar. But gold does make it easier for non-elected people to control us.
What's his last name? He was a hebrew so his name is not Jesus it's Yeshua ben Yosef and he pissed people off by seperating from organized religion then he was killed by the state...capital punishment. And all the disciples carried swords they were hard care..practice love and compassion people peace.!!
This is one of your best videos! I don't think there are enough words to describe Jesus. He's more like a mythical philosopher mystic who is a combination of Dionysus, Horus, Mythras, Krishna and Buddha in one.
That was brilliant! And no, do not start doing "lighter topics", let the local news outlets "tackle" the boring and uncontroversial slop. If people don't want to talk to you, they don't have to, it's not your fault they're closed-minded, reactionary twits.
How things seemed back then would be totally different today. walking on water coulda meant in, im sure there was confusion back then. Clarity not experienced remains simply written word. LOL It's possible though I guess.
Jesus is a product created years ago to make us feel guilty, thankful, oh and lets not forget to get us to fight one another. But people get really pissed off when you mess with their Jesus. I believe there was a man name Jesus, a star walker who came to warn us about religion, we killed him and then made him into this religious icon. Ian I like your new tren here, nice.
can i have that cave man i need a new pet
Chrisindapurplehouse 9 months ago
@Chrisindapurplehouse He is awesome.
IanCrossland 9 months ago
Jesus was what we now call an insurgent in Iraq. He was seen as an agitator against the armies of occupation, and that's the reason why he was killed. NOT because "he went around doing good things for people", nor because he was on drugs.
The American torture camps at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay are the same as the Roman crucifixions. Yet it is the people who consider themselves the followers of Jesus who are enthusiastically replaying the role played by ancient Rome in occupied Judea.
MagiMysteryTour 1 year ago
A stupid ancient MYTH!
CRUClEFICTION 1 year ago
Jesus is a dead Paki
Demonmixer 1 year ago
This was supposed to be funny? What the fuck! This was stupid, you just ask random people on the street if Jesus did drugs? You're gonna get yourself killed by some hardcore catholic!
ANOMTOfficial 1 year ago
good opener to pick up women with
smo1765 1 year ago
I'm Jesus. But my last name is not Christ. Its Pina. So if that GUY asked ME "Who's Jesus" I would say: "YOUR LOOKING AT HIM MOTHERFUCKER!!!" Then I would go straight into that beach and show him my 4 foot tail. Merman tail that is.. Heck no. Thats too sacred. But that's what I would say.
1980theone 1 year ago
hahaha...i love these...keep it up...go around and ask people where Saskatchewan is, lol.
Menacexp 1 year ago
that was kind of stupid
THEfLAnThEMAn 1 year ago
I think Ian thinks he's Jesus.
asymptoticbehaviour 1 year ago
Yes~
HeidiSaid 1 year ago
Of course it won't play for me~ I started with emoting which I didn't see and now here so...
HeidiSaid 1 year ago
Not impressed. Try using some humor in your interviews.
napoliman99 1 year ago
"Would you ever do LSD? No. Why Not? Common' dude, I'm sportin' speedos." LOL!!!
LeijaTurunen 1 year ago
This sucks ass.
trampolinegods4life 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
That's just dumb
VENGEANCE09 1 year ago
Those chicks on 2:28 are German I wagger
MaxwellsDemon2000 1 year ago
high IQ, be that as it may, manipulating people with these questions is rather brilliant, not sure what you're actual view of Jesus is, but if I had to hypothesize I would say you don't completely deny his existence but you don't believe completely, you mentioned a vibration of energy causing matter to form and that's what God is and we're all pulling on it. You would be correct. The universe in its entirety is held together by God.
Bugsykato 1 year ago
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Bugsykato 1 year ago
This is pretty funny. You might piss someone off and get punched in the face.. but it is funny. Good job.
butternut86 1 year ago
Funny how people avoid the question if they think you are a Jesus Freak. And others that are, are taken aback when you don't speak in reverential terms about Him.
You can definitely see the hold that religion has on society about talking freely about religious figures.
GeekTracker 1 year ago
I have to comment twice........ great stuff...
andthentherewasham 1 year ago
ah brilliant ian... best stuff yet
andthentherewasham 1 year ago
hey buddy guess what... your not kassemg
IanJackes 1 year ago
@IanJackes Ian power!
IanCrossland 1 year ago 3
@IanJackes Hey Buddy. Ian's been on Youtube FOREVER. Kassem has only recently become relevant.
B2Roland 1 year ago
Jesus is a Myth...
Brazilady 1 year ago
pure love brother...
CinemaSip 1 year ago
You REALLY need to get the CRAP beat out of your smarmy little ASS.
itisYOUREnotYOUR 1 year ago
You fucking rock man =)
thedarkener 1 year ago
"I try to emulate him 'cause I like his quotes, his oneliners"
GOLD
LucasCAPS 1 year ago
0:06 i think mithras died for peoples sins.
osojack22 1 year ago
What is "honest money?" Is gold more honest than paper? And why is oxygen any less honest than gold? There is no such thing as honest money. All money LIES. That is money's function, to lie, to pretend that it really is something. Gold is just a dumb ass liar. But gold does make it easier for non-elected people to control us.
RottenCorpseStench 1 year ago 2
I LOVE THIS. Bringing what you have told us to random people and their reactions to these ideas. Brilliant.
BasementRecordStudio 1 year ago
I really like this Ian. I think interviews are your next thing!
phildog2000 1 year ago
didn't I tell you to do this a few years ago? Love it Ian!
tundramom 1 year ago
Still good effort though, just don't hold Jesus responsible for your projections!
MattBlytheTheOne 1 year ago
Not "what is" Jesus. Who is Jesus? People run towards Jesus but run FROM you lol
MattBlytheTheOne 1 year ago 2
Where the frack is the rabbit microphone ? I want the rabbit mic back. This one is too small for you.
drschnaggels 1 year ago
KassemG wanna be
MrDrinksDezel 1 year ago
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RottenCorpseStench 1 year ago
i don't really like this?!?!? but I want to...
whoisyouis 1 year ago
Fuckin copy catt of kassemG, delete ur acount iancrossland
GazedoTv 1 year ago
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lxvlx 1 year ago
What's his last name? He was a hebrew so his name is not Jesus it's Yeshua ben Yosef and he pissed people off by seperating from organized religion then he was killed by the state...capital punishment. And all the disciples carried swords they were hard care..practice love and compassion people peace.!!
paintandillustrate 1 year ago
Next one on Santa?
FailAtGame 1 year ago
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RottenCorpseStench 1 year ago
Hey Ian, how has your Jesus Christ been hangin' ?
mrblisterfist 1 year ago
This is amazing! Wow. I love seeing people react to your perspective.
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RottenCorpseStench 1 year ago
Why are so many people who believe in Jesus such hostile shitbags?
ourben 1 year ago
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Projection1234 1 year ago
@Projection1234 Are you talking to yourself?!
mgallegos55 1 year ago
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Projection1234 1 year ago
cool !!
TimewarpLabs 1 year ago
Point and laugh and the straight laced Christians. You're preaching to the choir.
leprozac 1 year ago
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RottenCorpseStench 1 year ago
Love your show Ian. :)
SOCRATES012 1 year ago
angry guys at 2:15 "Get the fuck on homie"
Hilarious! Thumbs up!:)
sweetesttaboo2k 1 year ago
JESUS JUST A MAN
al7aker 1 year ago
This is one of your best videos! I don't think there are enough words to describe Jesus. He's more like a mythical philosopher mystic who is a combination of Dionysus, Horus, Mythras, Krishna and Buddha in one.
HaleyMary 1 year ago
wow this shows how ppl r brainwashed and closed minded
thedayzed 1 year ago
"god is a religion" lol this shows how dumb people are
joeybones4 1 year ago
lol @1:50 minute in
blc341 1 year ago
@blc341 ok!!!!
GioTeeVee 1 year ago
HAHA man you've really gone in a new direction. I like it!
aswtx75 1 year ago 15
That was brilliant! And no, do not start doing "lighter topics", let the local news outlets "tackle" the boring and uncontroversial slop. If people don't want to talk to you, they don't have to, it's not your fault they're closed-minded, reactionary twits.
Kloxboy 1 year ago
How things seemed back then would be totally different today. walking on water coulda meant in, im sure there was confusion back then. Clarity not experienced remains simply written word. LOL It's possible though I guess.
IraqIsWhack 1 year ago
the thing that makes your videos awesome is that your really beautiful Ian :D
Beentakenaway123 1 year ago
thanks for sprucing things up a little
Krooft 1 year ago
I love Ian's curiosity.. basically it's just baiting people with a question then unloading all the stupid shit he's said on YT..lol
nalm2025 1 year ago 2
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jesus is a myth
battim 1 year ago
Stupid. Really stupid.
BugsMr123 1 year ago
LOL ian this was really good
probably your best, funniest video
Next time try for lighter topics though, you'll get more out of people
TheBrokenLyreMusic 1 year ago
eye patch guy speaks the truth!
nalm2025 1 year ago
TOTALLY! I tried to write a paper in my senior year of high school about Jesus being a leader of a mushroom cult and my teacher gave me a F
anthonymezzapelle 1 year ago
i'm religious but not offended because I know this isn't overly serious
Donnie2020 1 year ago
jesus h christ, people are fucking stupid... lulzzz
but foreal, people are dumb as fuck.
StrappedGypsy 1 year ago
absolute great ! I wanna see the follow up vlog^^
GoogleSuperstar 1 year ago
blonde girl has tits to die for :O
AshBlue1989 1 year ago
@AshBlue1989 i hear ya, my thoughts exactly
Donnie2020 1 year ago
I think you have found your 'calling' Ian.
giaco44094 1 year ago
This didn't show up in my subscription box for some reason.............
BizkitProductions 1 year ago
lol, this video just made my day.....
aomduck 1 year ago
Jesus is a product created years ago to make us feel guilty, thankful, oh and lets not forget to get us to fight one another. But people get really pissed off when you mess with their Jesus. I believe there was a man name Jesus, a star walker who came to warn us about religion, we killed him and then made him into this religious icon. Ian I like your new tren here, nice.
markangeloc 1 year ago
this is funny
rooroo1988 1 year ago
I love your new "What is..." series!
KolikaLove 1 year ago
The links don't work dude!
GHortaV 1 year ago
This was awesome
squazz 1 year ago
concept is good but too much of Ian, focus on your viewers.
MuddyTonic 1 year ago
Hey little boys, "Do you want my Jesus Juice?"
aznguymetal 1 year ago
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RottenCorpseStench 1 year ago
YAAAAAY! :)
Svetty00 1 year ago
This looks like what KassemG does.
russtex 1 year ago
Damn it, I want to see more of caveman guy and the angry old gen but the links are teh suck
MassZombicide 1 year ago
I like you.
fenders4life 1 year ago
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RottenCorpseStench 1 year ago
What iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis?
redbanmedia 1 year ago