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  • I had a dream that I time traveled back to the late 80's and met Bill. It was amazing. I had so many things to tell him but for some G.D. reason I just HAD to tell him what year I was from and he was like "wait...what?????" then BOOM I wake up...lame. Moral of the story is to NOT tell Bill what year you are from so you can talk to him some more.

  • Anyone else in a constant search for new Bill Hicks material?

  • @iLoveBillHicks86 THANK YOU!!!

  • Wow... I would have loved to have seen that particular show he was describing taped and released, uncut.

  • if only there was actual footage of that story.

  • Why is there no more footage of Bill Hicks backstage or just generally non-stand up footage. Coolest motherfucker who ever lived.

  • Everybody Wang Chung Tonight! Everybody Have Fun Tonight!And For A Fun Time Call (202) 456-1414 

  • hehehehe ~ how cool it would have been to hang out [and PARty;^)] with the indomitable Mr. Hicks...!

  • @iLoveBillHicks86 ~ or you could just call him by the abbreviated epithet of SHIIIILL!

  • Alex Jones is a puke on legs!

  • @Quex01 Why do people think that Bill is Alex Jones?

  • @Mosixman Probably because Alex Jones spread that rumor himself

  • @Mosixman I think their eyes look the same and the fact they are both from Texas and speak about the similar thing. 2 days ago I boycotted Alex Jones after seeing videos about him being co-intel-pro. If he was real...he'd be dead like the rest of 'em. Bill Cooper was the real deal!

  • @MrStylus88 Bill believed in Unity Consciousness, preached love and understanding of the natural world, Alex Jones yells into the microphone about how important and awesome he is. But yeah, I can see how some people might confuse them for the same person, lol.

  • @Mosixman Yeah I think Alex Jones is a hack! Bill was the real deal. You'd have to be a real fuckin dumbass to think they were the same person.

  • @MrStylus88 Exactly what I meant by "I can see how some people might confuse them for the same person"

  • how did he die? :(

  • @giodmx313 Pancreatic cancer.

  • @giodmx313 he was injected with cancer..! dont worry he's still riding the rollercoaster!!!

  • =))

  • @tecnikturbo Most likely not, he said everything he wanted to say at that time in his last show (unless of course its been cut up and all his pals n family are disinfo agents) the elite were a little late in 'silencing him'. If there really was some master power elite they would have shut up someone so eccentric and ahead of his time straight away, and Bill they could have done so without any questions of silencing since he'd had so many substance abuse issues.

  • you can't compare him to anyone. Hicks is unique and awesome!

  • I dont see why everybody talks smack on alex jones. I mean fuck dude puts his life on the line to help. he, for the most part has good intentions. most people just make shit up about him cuz they dont think hes cool enuff to like. so they say shit he didnt really say. like how they say ron paul wants to legalize herion. herion is already legal. its called oxycodone

  • Long life the comic prophet!

  • LOLove ya

  • Sure bill hicks is truthful and funny and shit. But he can be quite a nasty pig at times ; :p

  • wish I coulda seen that!!!

  • Fucking hell - you know the human race has stopped evolving when Bill Hicks is stuck in the middle of The Crusades.

  • Oh Bill ...Jesus we love you Bill. Seriously. Rock on.

  • "they liked my up uppitynes." this is my god...bill hicks we get it...a portion of america still thinks! we're the ones watching your videos

  • I never heard Bill Hicks say cunt before....

    ...it's magical

  • @FluffyPidgeon type in "bill hicks heckler" youll hear cunt over and over. :) its inspiring.

  • What Bill said at the end was,

    "There were two Arabs in headlocks on the floor. the last thing I saw was this waitress going, "Well that's our show." Then a UFO flew out of the waitresses vagina

    flying back and to the right like a JFK headshot

    as landing gear tripoded down as its hovered down on the

    Arabs table then 3 levitating Buddhas emerged from the hatch

    as the waitress diddled my nut sack."

    Is what I heard at the end. Thanks Bill.

  • Bill was as hillarious on his everyday life as he was on his acts.

    A TRUE comedian.

  • So the two Arabs were in headlocks on the floor? I couldnt decifer the story near the end...

  • man hicks fucking rocked. he had balls

  • Bill Hicks najwiekszy kaznodzieja naszych czasow !!

  • He was always the coolest guy in the room.

  • bill was jesus

  • This just makes me so fucking angry.. The hecklers at that show with no appreciation. It's like no matter what you have to say, no matter who you are, people always give you shit. Pretty soon after you've been in a school environment like that for so long, your judgement tends to get hazy, and your intellect is overlooked by society. what a selfish, disrespectful, immature society, people like Bill Hicks were (and still are) forced to deal with.

  • @Mrhashslinginslasher

    well said.

  • @Mrhashslinginslasher it's normal dude. Even if you are saying something that is right or true, you will always face strong opposition from the world. I tend to argue a lot of things but the older I get, the less energy I have to bicker with people who are just not ready to think for themselves, I believe this is yet another evolutionary step of the collective human mind. I don't mean it in a metaphysical sort of way, it's just plain brain evolution, once you reach a critical mass, things change

  • bill hicks wasnt a jesuit i didnt think but maybe he was a mason. alex is a jesuit period

  • love it shows how positive someone can be when things go wrong plus throwing the $20 back at the guy was a great move money is worthless anyway

  • Man, I wish I could have met Bill.

  • @groovebot5001 Take a number and get in line.

  • very good looking!

  • oh, those are someone else's legs..

  • @SpaceAgeNinja it was pancreatic cancer.

  • @SpaceAgeNinja no, he didn't. he died of liver cancer.

  • @Thewlis ...pancreatic cancer wasn't it?

  • for some great bill hicks stories told by ron shock, type in "the bill hicks chronicles" here on you tube.

  • why would a car have a jar!?!?!

  • @LiFe0In1ThE0MaTrix01 ahahahaha classic

  • the greatest

  • awesome thx

  • third eye vision

  • Ego inherently leads to personal opinions,values, morals and belief which ultimately lead to conflict. Thus,  "cursed,"

  • "Ego inherently leads to..."

    Ego inherently leads to nothing. Thus the difference between a healthy ego and a fevered ego. A healthy ego knows its place in the human operating system, the most apparent of which is valuing human company and respecting other egos. A fevered ego has this idea that it is personally in charge of its surroundings and, in turn, spends its energy attempting to defy and fight with fellow humankind until its egos are beaten into submission.

  • @Giveadont so..i don't fully understand.., is it a bad thing to have a healthy ego? because in the end it also leads to nothing? .....and can someone intentionally alter their own ego? please reply ty

  • @villageraider Alter your ego through this declaration: "I (as in, this vehicle) own nothing." Got it? "I own nothing." One could argue, perhaps, "I do not own" is better. Pay close attention to language. Refrain from using "my", "mine", "yours". Substitute "we" and "ours". That is a good first step. Oh, and eat psychedelic mushrooms.

  • @Giveadont Great comment, great fucking comment!!!

  • @Giveadont i hate to say it, but there are a large number of people who belong to your second group who also possessed phenomenal talent. Beethoven was so insufferable, that the Archduke Rudolph, one of his benefactors, declared that normal social etiquette at court did not apply to him. Prince is by many accounts a terrfic arsehole to people around him. Sam Samson, the writer credited by many of his staff for setting the tone of The Simpsons at the beginning, was almost universally disliked.

  • @Giveadont hense the narcisist.

  • I've come to this conclusion: Fuck everyone else.

    Improve yourself and forget this cursed species.

  • I'm steadily coming to this same conclusion myself

  • you are part of this cursed species. you can 'improve' yourself all day, and you'll still be a part of this cursed species. every time you see yourself as in any way superior to anyone else, you will be just like everyone else. that's part of the problem with US, not THEM, is the US and THEM bs. you are THEM and so am i. humanity is a schizophrenic collective with severe daddy issues. everybody's waiting for dear all-father to return and declare his favorite, be it theism or science.

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  • no you can't. you can only try your best to push it forward and hope like hell that no one's ego, including your own, fucks it up for everyone. it usually does, but it's still worth the effort. all passing grades among flawed beings like us are "A for effort" acolades. the only way you can distance yourself is by your death, and what good can you do if you're dead?

    you're not here for YOU. contribute something; if nothing comes of it, it's someone else's fault. i'm doing it now; your turn.

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  • you attempt to sound sophisticated but that is the worst philosophy ive ever heard.

  • Yeah I'm really trying to sound "sophisticated."

    Secondly, how is it the worst...

  • Real truth is always subversive.

    Hicks told the truth.

  • Bill would support The Venus Project

  • Thats what I was saying the other day.

  • Wow Im glad I am not the only one who thinks that

  • Thank you!!!

  • Yet another dead hero.

  • @JosephIbrahim88 Hell yeah. Just came from a Terence Mckenna video.

  • @JosephIbrahim88 Everyone dies 

  • @JosephIbrahim88 Just like Keith Richards.

  • wouldn't you be angry if people were talking through your performance?

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  • They're watching happy TV because they like to pretend the society they live in is happy. Bill's anger reflected millions of people in the world's anger at the way the world works, has worked, and thanks to the happy TV people, will continue to work.

  • The message is the only thing of any importance. Anyone who knows the truth, and attacks the messenger, is as "evil" as the politicians who vote party instead of Conscience.

  • i discovered Bill hicks right aroun the same time i discovered the 911 truth movement . I wish Bill was still around, he's go off on the 911 deception. iwould've loved to hear what he had to say

  • he might also think that those 9/11 truth people are fucking nuts.

  • doubt it

  • yeah he probably would.

  • The true holy trinity is Lenny Bruce, George Carlin & Bill Hicks. Can I get an amen?

  • George would be pissed if I gave you an Amen. So.... I give you a heart felt 'BLOW ME !". :-)

  • lol thats true

  • That was a joke dumb-ass. Bill was nearly a preacher,but thought better of it. Lenny was Jewish. George said it himself in a special, he reached the age of reason at 4. They all questioned religion.

  • Dumb-ass.... it's you who didn't get the joke... moron. For somebody that claims to know so much about the 3 men... one is lead to believe you WOULD have gotten it... alas, stupidity rules again.

  • Dude, sorry. I got the joke the joke, but apparently, my little brother didnt. I have to remember to sign out. You have to give my brother a break, he's only twelve and I was adopted by devout hypocrites. I' mean Catholics. II try, but he church & our parents kind of fuck up his influences. I see that he has retained some of what I've told him. I also see that he has been retaining things that have issued from my foul mouth. Hey, at least, he didn't call you something worse.

  • It's all good... no hard feelings.

  • There's that old familiar "my brother got on while I was still signed in" line again...

  • Wow he really reminds me of

    Alex Jones

  • Bill Hicks is NOTHING like alex jones..

    Bill didnt let his views being narrowed by religion.. he was a free spirit , the likes of wich u rarely see

    He was a true hero, a world patriot and spoke the truth..

    If u watch most of his shows like I did, u will come to the same conclusion..

    (btw I have nothing against alex jones ,but listen to what william cooper had to say about him)

  • @ragnagna007 bill and alex both learned to see past the lies of the government however i agree with your perspectiive on alex's religion.

  • @ragnagna007 crazy theory i heard somewhere........ Alex Jones IS Bill Hicks.........hard to swallow i agree but alot of facial similarities

  • @Freethinkin14 ... maybe you should do more of your free thinking from within and less based on absolute silliness that you've heard

  • @ragnagna007 WRONG! If he was NOTHING like Jones, then he wouldn;t have gone to the Waco compound with a video camera, like Jones does.

  • @ragnagna007

    Alex jones is a fucking idiot, I can see how he is trying to do his bit but his is so arrogant and loves the sound of his own voice, there is an interview with him and joe rogan and he kept on cutting of joe with stupid trivial facts just to sound smart.

    David icke deserves the attention alex jones has

  • @ragnagna007 way to tell it like it is man. Love it.

  • @ragnagna007 William Cooper was a former Office of Naval Intelligence operative and once ONI, always ONI. Alex Jones is a blend of the Southern hillbilly Hicks imitates onstage and Hicks himself. Alex Jones is a character that Hicks is using method acting to play.

  • @ragnagna007 well said brother!

  • @ragnagna007 Alex Jones is a lunatic. He just makes money off his rampages. Dude's a sellout.

  • "And the Texan boyfriend goes:Excuse me,ill be right back." I loved that part XD

  • Great Comedian.

  • he's the best.

  • It's a shame there was a glitch in the tape.

  • ha! now that's funny

    i didn't even notice it

  • Well, that's our show!

  • lol

    you resort immature ad hominem attacks and I'm the one who hit a nerve!! ha! that's the internet for you.

    again...spear me your preachings pls.

  • spear me your preaching pls.

  • oh yeah...'cus Hicks is all about getting piss drunk

  • beer??

  • dude..I'm an Arab and i would have been honored to be at that show, fuck those assholes!

  • he was a wonderful man!

  • what a fucking saint of consciousness

  • Love it. Bill will never be forgotten.

  • god bless u bill wherever u are and

    i hope im there too

    later

  • man i really would have loved to have met this guy

  • Oh wow great stories!!

  • definatly a legend

    very cool

  • priceless!..a fuckin LEGEND.

  • most talented comedian ever. period.

  • this is gold, real hicks! ledgend

  • Cool

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