Small Soldiers The Movie part 5

[LibertyorDeath777]

brainwashed soilders, Hmmmm

[Moontamble]

0:23 The eyes make that expression say, "this kid is crazy."

9:31-9:44 Only a fleshwound, of course, it's just the majority of his legs and he's been wounded for what we can assume is hours give him an aspirin and a bandaid and he'll be fi- oh he's dead.

[DaAznThug]

Nick dislikes this

[FreddyKruegerxx]

Nick Nitrio: Falling in Sir...! ("Falls in" through window) XD

I love how some things are referenced and made literally XD

[GeneralsAlert]

5:53. Will it blend? that is the question

6:15. *Nick nitro crawls out the sink hole* Commando Smoke, don't breath this

6:25. *Nitro falls into trash can* Yes it blends

[seanhill13]

IM NOT A MA'AM!!!!!

[rarevideosandfilms]

7:30 : you need mental help, kid. (it looks that way)

[Madgam3r345]

Whats the toy called at 2:52?

[kristineld]

Omg at 0:33 are u sure because you sound like a ma'am

[rocknrollchicka]

aw hes so mean too the cute nice little toy

[TheFunnysamnoob333]

90s are retarded. How could toy's have emotion?!?!?!?!

[ashketchum602]

@TheFunnysamnoob333 you have no imagination dipshit

[evilnaughtybritches]

is any of this movie animated? anyone know?

[pakijetli]

lol hope Evan doesn't blue himself

[Arthurk534]

"allen i need to ask this, are you on crack!?"

[warpedwiselegoman]

how did the guy shoved into the garbage disposal die?i mean the guy on the bike got it WAY worse than that!

[Gslash8764]

"you've just met your match"

"oh yeah"

"surrender or DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEUHHHHHHHHHHHHH­!!"

[BloodyFlesh626]

Where would i be?

Im hiding cause im a loser, ive got 0 self esteem, and my brains the size of a peanut.

I would hide in a turtle shell. XD One of Mario's shells. Dont F*ck with Mario.

[PhoenixFeather09]

"have a nice day 'mam"

"I'M NOT A 'MAM!!!"

[PsychoticSnake]

I don't see how Bazooka survived his more severe "wounds", but Nitro didn't.

[Videogamer3692]

How stupid can a guy get, when he puts MILITARY TECHNOLOGY in KIDS' TOYS? Let's all think about that for a second........OK, we don't need to worry about foreign soldiers invading anymore, we got soulless killers right here already!

[tonymariewiseman]

"Dips on the chainsaw"

[DJ4000VOLT]

3 peoples toys got put in a garbage disposal as a kid

[DjZombieKiller1]

this is the same problem in childs play

[TheDarthjables]

lmao Nick Nitro's battery has run out

[sarabeth1410]

im not a mam lmfao

[riden1234567]

"Falling in sir" literly

[BAGibb]

''If it launches, lacerates or detonates, I want mobile and I want it Le-thile'' - Brilliant xD

[raggya]

I'm disappointed they redubbed the mother to say "crank" at 7:32 instead of "crack", yet in the same sentence she says "smack", stupid censors!

[Arkenarge]

son... i am... i am.......dissapoint.

[BehindTheSpiderEyes]

This kid is very lame. If I had a talking toy, I wouldn't shut it up! What the hell!

[ChristianCageCarisma]

"Dibbs on the chainsaw hehehehe!!!" hahahahahahah

[keagangatton]

Parents think he's only one word "coocoo"

[hoopy5]

It's a Martian stress doll by accoutrements I think and the second is a Hoberman Sphere

[Squiglypig]

"Nick Nitro's battery has run out. But his memory will keep going and going and going..."

I didn't get that 'till now >_>

[ClassicsAddition]

commandos make G.I joes look like PUSSYS

[Videogamer3692]

@ClassicsAddition too right.....Commando Elites are badass killers. After all, as toys, they're pretty much emotionless, cold-blooded killers, right?

[LilTwistaX]

@ClassicsAddition lmaoo yesssssss

[xrdxex]

i had a lot of these toys as a kid n nick nitro was by far the gayest one i had.. i shouldve spun him in my sink

[Angel0fDarkness78]

4:33 Yeti Yeti YETTTI XDD ROFL

[tjtank20]

one of the soldiers looks like Brock Lesnar XD

[filipinofear13]

alan are u on crank? lil jon: YEAAAAAH!!!

[wildmann23]

Thanks to the next door idiot neighbor all his techno tools &hardware..the toy soldier's are now have themselves an armory now, their gettin' ready for war.

[BradleySherwoodFan]

"Transfer me to a machine!!!"

Oh, I know that feeling well.....

[Pentax25]

What ive always wondered is why theres a blender thing in the sink

[Barajas93rd]

I want it mobile and I want it le-thile! lol

[YaoiAngel00]

*shoots a rocket launcher at Commandos*

*Props up giant launcher*

This guy or the Commando? Choco Chip Hazard? He reminds me of that guy from Avatar WAY too much xD

*Shoots launcher at Quartich in Avatar universe*

[PrescottValleyMan]

the lady at the beginning I think was the inspiration for Flo I believe!!!

[slangshotstudios]

"forget the oh"

[uberhaxor69]

nitros battery is dead but his memory will keep going....and going....and going LOLLL ENERGIZED SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISMENT XD

[Hellothasauras]

I'm not a mam! 

[jessica09245]

this is the best movie i ever saw in my hole life.

i like mary jane she is very pretty.

subscribe my channel

bye

[MurderedByMidgets]

@jessica09245

no

[Leosivilla]

Surrender or DAAAAAAA!!!

MEDIC!!! MEDICC!!! HAAAAALLp....

[ShoppinqSweetiex3]

>:O"im not a mam"

lol

[sharlock18]

zzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dontmakemeMAD1990]

wow china atleast recals fucking toys when they discovered they are wrong

[luckynumber58]

1:18 QUESTION REALITY

this movie has sumbliminally messaged me

[studionightbird0]

lol all I could think of was Allen "SHUT UP"

Toy "shut up...YOUR...mouth"

[bwr408jr]

''Its only a flesh woon sir''!

[happygore029]

what? his battery runs out? didnt the old man say that battery is not needed or something like that?

[Blazieth]

@happygore029 Keep in mind it's a toy/electronic being speaking - it's more a figure of speech. Nick died ;-;

[mexicana1075]

@happygore029 he's saying battery instead of life because they are not alive haha. He's just saying he died.

[fight432]

@happygore029 MEANING HE DIED RETARD

[rustycarr98]

@ssj3metal dude dont say that thats racist and i can go back to lousiana and get my black friends after you

[afauver14]

@ssj3metal you racist bastard

[umucgirl10]

@ssj3metal its sad how its 2011 and people still entertain ignorance

[Zustakhn]

@ssj3metal You are racist and a stupid jerk.

[DJ4000VOLT]

@ssj3metal stupid

[sdcharger90]

@ssj3metal

im black thats not rlly racist its funny lmao

[Theoryofablackgirl]

@ssj3metal Your an asshole, I'm flagging your racist crap for spam.

[p1r6t30fr0ck]

@Theoryofablackgirl i'm on your side. it's one thing when you post a quote as a comment, but it's a much lower level when you make the quote into a racist problem that people have been trying to solve for years despite the fact that everyone keeps making worse.

[Theoryofablackgirl]

@p1r6t30fr0ck It's just annoying and quite sad when you click on a video to watch something and read through the comments thinking that someone might add a little insight to whatever you're looking at, and you run into racist, pointless crap. I wish video up-loaders would moderate their comments.

[juniwilliams]

@Theoryofablackgirl are you 12? dont be a fucking dick you faggot.

[Theoryofablackgirl]

@juniwilliams Uh, that's real rich coming from you.

[p1r6t30fr0ck]

@Theoryofablackgirl he's not worth your time. clearly, his mind has already suffered the wrong kind of damage.

[p1r6t30fr0ck]

@juniwilliams oh yeah? well how old are you? you're usin' some big boy words for someone as ignorant as yourself.

[juniwilliams]

@p1r6t30fr0ck stop being an over sensitive twat. Anything remotely racist and you yanks piss yourself and throw a fit. He added a racial slur for comedic effect, and was most likely black himself. I doubt he's intentions were sinister in any form a fashion, but it never fails to elicit a reaction from cunts like you. How it set yo off is a puzzle for the gods. You want real racism, come to Oldham,. You'l stop squealing over petty comments and it will soon be apparent what racism is

[p1r6t30fr0ck]

@juniwilliams you're talking to a guy who has been called a nazi and hitler jr on a daily basis just because he's part german. i think i have an idea of what racism is.

[sparingnstuff]

at 7:31 are u on crank wtf she cant say crack but she can say crystal meth wtf

[dragondagger21]

My bro has a action figure of that action figure of that evil guy with the Mohawk that died first

[1564mauricio]

" Let me talk to a machine " this was the funniest thing that I ever heard from a kid.

[Joeleragon]

mom im not on drugs!!!

[AVTR346]

There were designed for the department of defense

YOU PUT UNISION CHIPS IN TOYS?!

just be glad there not all-spark shards David cross

just be glad

[sage4000]

what are the name of the toys Jay Mohr plays with at 2:38 and 2:52? plz reply :)

[LinaCarter24]

@sage4000 im not sure wat its called but i think its like some type of stress doll toy. like if ur stressed out u just squeeze it till u feel better.

[sage4000]

@LinaCarter24 ahh ya, found out what the stress toy thing is, its called Bug Out Bob or Martian Popper Thing. Now I just want to know what the red circle thing is.

[1996kylet]

@sage4000 Hoberman Sphere 

[sage4000]

@1996kylet thanks :)

[thebeerfest2008]

@sage4000 it's just marketed as a stress toy they called it a stress toy

[elitezombieslayer129]

It always crack me up when he shove nick nitro in the disposal

[Psfreakman300]

9:44 funny sound LOL

[themthrashinkids]

"Are you on Crank?" xD

[aksnyper]

i love how the gorgonites priority is to run and hide and i still think they are badass

[demonhunter5502]

4:38 ITS A TRAP

[Reaperluver]

"You mean 'oh' like, 'that's interesting' or 'oh', like 'we're screwed'?"

"They were designed for the Department of Defense... you put munitions chips in TOYS!?!"

That nerd ROCKS! XD

[Tjpakadub]

@Reaperluver I love that part haha

[Allmightypriest]

Dibs on the chainsaw ;)



[dirtyharry594]

they got two actors from this movie in spiderman :)))

[GANGSTAGRUNT117]

hey thats mine punk

[spiderlionrobot]

man if soldiers were as tough as these toys n as resourceful we would never lose wars

[66jesko]

IM NOT A MAM, ROFL

[66jesko]

"You put munitions chips in toys?!?!?!" HAHA I love how he said that

[Hardcoresnake247]

"O_O They came from the department of defense... you put munition chips in toys?!" I love that nerd guy hahaha and I LOVE how that demolition guy dies @ 9:40-9:45 hahaha

[ztslovebird]

"His battery has gone out, but his memory will go on, and on, and on, and on" lol, nice Energizer reference!

[TEEJAY9920]

"They were designed for the department of defense. You put munitions chips in toys!?" Best line of the movie!

[xbadboy7]

are you on crack?? that part was the shit!.

[JoeyWeathers1]

what is that he cut his finger with??

[Hammerofwar1]

thats a nice suit

[PuppetMask]

Bet thats not the only thing of yours that the size of a peanut ya high voice pansy. Ha!

[ncs1988]

lol shamwow56 you even watchin the movie bro lol

[8comicbookman8]

the effects in this movie are really good! almost even by todays standards.

[lightboby99]

this movie is so cool

[peachesncoacoa]

i have to ask you a question are you on crank! LoL!

[fluna19]

What's a Department of Defence?

[robertkyle12]

@fluna19 are you kidding me?

[Maverickslayer744]

@fluna19

The Department of Defense is one of the United State's federal departments. It's basically responsible for national defense, as well as the U.S. armed forces. The armed forces part, however, i'm not sure about considering I read that part from Wikipedia.

[BOGAINYISHNISH]

lol i love the energizer joke when the bomb guy dies

[cgdowney88]

i have the chip hazzard costume at 10:48 it wasent easy to get my uncle kinda worked on small soldeirs and he kinda may i say barrowed the costume *wink*

[amitamaru]

Nothing beats mobile and lethal.

[looneymooneyhehe]

i wish i had a toy that talks lol that will be so cool

[LordofWarMovie]

is it tar? smack?

lol those "cool guys" with the motorcycles have suckish motorcycles.

If you gonna ride a chopper choose one thats American

like...

VICTORY 8 BALL!

[tycrewe]

the guy that made the gorganites is actually ian hawk from alvin and the chipmunks i think

[pspfan4life90]

"my gorginites brothers are doin wat they do best.... they're hidin" lol

[Yermog]

Alan is a JERK to poor Archer... what a brat.

[KizuRai]

@Yermog

Yay, finally somebody who thought so XD

[babyhilts]

lmao I love 90's kids movies. "Are you on crack? Crysal meth?"

[abcasd1]

its kinda cool idea of the toys coming alive but its not enough development, cmon give me an army!

[plotbelly5]

Holy shit dude! I dont care what age i am! I would buy these!!!!!!

[evanlovestdwp]

his dad reminds me of mine when i was younger. the kids dad is so fucking mean.

[viper6285]

hahhahhahahaha c

[redspecial27]

9:45 whats the name of that song? I always hear it in memory of soldiers

[snopp9000]

@Sabrknight at 4:16

[BASIC70]

His battery has run out but his memory will keep going, and going, and going. one of the funnyst line

[LatinaAmante]

WHAT TOOL IS IN NICKS' HAND

[hom907sar]

1:45 scared me as a kid

[snopp9000]

"Goron?! It´s Gorgon, you moron!"

LOLXD

[mench45]

somone played 2 much zelda lol

[Sabrknight]

what time did it say that?

[inuyasha989]

and whats wrong with hard core Mikizzle15 lol

[anglina131]

"its only a flesh wound" XD just like montey pithon

[Shiek927]

I hate how the Commandos are the villains; I don't know a single person who prefers the Gorgonites

[Mikizzle15]

@Shiek927 I preferred the Gorgonites. They're sweet and gentle, the Commandos are hard core.

[alfadude15]

rest in peace nick nitro, rest in heavenly peace. we will win nitro, if it means we'll hunt down every damn, dirty, scum-licking gorgonite.

[masterx123]

you better mean rest in pieces

[Law211]

DID WE WIN eeeerrgghh

[DoNVEburY]

Ok honey, "Are you on CRACK?!?" lol hahaha!!! i love that part!

[0op00n3d02]

she says crank btw not crack

[Chichiproductions1]

@DoNVEburY

she even says it wrong and says 'crank' phaaaa :D

[borona666]

your fucking idiot she didnt say it wrong "crank"is Meth lol wow Fail

!!!!!

[Chichiproductions1]

alright chill out its just a movie : /

[deuceman33]

''have a nice day mam'' LOL

[132435465768]

wtf is this kids problem!!! hes a fucking pussy

he finds a talking toy that interacts with him and hes still on his fucking period, wat a homo

[worstnightmare1203]

lol "im not on drugs!" best part!!!!

[CullenFamilyMember]

9:00-:16 Is the phrase "like kids in a toy shop" going thru anyones minds at this point and how ironic it seems? (or is the word symbolic in this case?

"Dibs on the chainsaw!" LOL Absolutely masterful!

[spideyman2099reviews]

9:37-9:55 pretty epic lol loved this movie as a kid and love it now And I loved the toys too Gorginites pwn

[2001sith]

he died because the battery get chopped

[simms1988]

weird thing in the beginning they said that you don't have to replace the battery cause it lasts a life time so how did he die lol

[Prinze187]

"His battery has run out, but his memory will keep goin, and goin, and goin..." LMFAO ....sounds like a memory speech a toy would give...genius!

[sub2me4areview]

reminds me of energizer bunny

[evantrude]

1:45 Ha irwin is such a wimp hes afraid a giant chip hazzard LOL

[DreadlockDrummer]

"have a nice day mam" "IM NOT A MAM!"

[evantrude]

the oh part was hilarous

''Oh''

''What oh?''

What?''

''No tell me you said oh!''

''No i said oh''

''Oh you like that's the interesting oh like were screwed?''

''No you know i mean like uh OH ha oh LOOK FORGET THE OH ALRIGHT?''

[SuperSmashShows]

I'M NOT A MA'AM!

[karlthedante]

This

[thegedair]

this was epic for its time this movie.

i was perfect age for it too

[lewolfmano]

7:30 i would of asked the same exact thing

GOD DAMN TELEMARKETERS lol