Carlin on Campus 5 of 6

[raeven1212]

he was eaten by a green boogeyman, lol

[Youngblood1701]

My stomach always yells at me in math class. A very quiet math class.

[DrkarlJansBanan2]

Really nice stuff!

[Tarascan13]

i hope he"s not restin in peace......I hope he"s making EH-VE-RY-ONE bust a gut where the hell his crazi ass soul is.....peace mista Carlin!!

[Meshuggaaaahhhhh]

I love his reading-a-book stare

[LluviaAva]

Lol, I love Mr.Carlin. I was chocking on my food from laughter. I could relate to every single thing he said. Dead or alive he'll always be a great man.

[kornflakes1695]

"We have no money for food! We're poor!"

6:41

R.I.P. George

[samadtalal]

RIP Carlin 

[kidrebel20002000]

Did you ever have a hatchet go right through your face?

[MindFreak590]

ROFL 9:00 he sounds like Rocky xDD!!

[MrsBurt28]

I dont get sick either but I really always dont feel good!!! LOL!! And its true!!! LOL~~!!

[Eridaus]

6:59 Jim Carrey's Father...

[kidrebel20002000]

@Eridaus I was thinking the same thing!

[werty7180]

haha that stomach thing is so true, it always happens when it's completely silent

[ChickweblisLuv]

Holy crap, this part had me in absolute TEARS! Never laughed so much in my life! RIP George Carlin.

[MrSyntheticDesign]

"we have no money for food" ROFLMAO omg that took me by surprise

[elimccl]

"If being sick were fun we'd be sick all the time; wed' have parties for it."

I think that's called recreational drug use.

[MichaelHansenFUN]

the animation reminds me of R CRUMB

[BrandonTsia]

0:00 - 10:00 best part

[MichaelHansenFUN]

the animation reminds me of R crumb

[crocswsocks]

You can tell George never went to college because he's never been to a party wherein the goal is to get sick.

[TriaMaxwell]

@crocswsocks Or he never heard of a pox party.

[crocswsocks]

@TheLastYogurt Yes. I think that's part of the joke.

[TheLastYogurt]

@crocswsocks Except, although it's easy to say that, where is the humour in saying that there is a Nobel Prize for Mathematics?

[TheLastYogurt]

There actually is no "Nobel Prize for Mathematics". The closest comparable accolade is the Fields Medal.

[Angyal269]

I like Carlin because I falsely think that he is not talking about me lol

[Lifesucksmetaldoesnt]

One, two,three,four,five,six,bleen,­seven,eight,nine,ten.

[MichaelHansenFUN]

@Lifesucksmetaldoesnt old joke he did

[MichaelHansenFUN]

@Lifesucksmetaldoesnt a very old joke

[facepeelerofautom]

is this part at the beggining part of the HBO?

[eedobaba7727]

Curse you ERRROOOOOORS!

[thatboredkidx]

omg my stomach does do that!!

[MrWoodlandAirsoft]

he was saying sick so many times my homework now says "the hydrologic cycle isn't sick, it just doesnt feel good."

[RhysieKup]

I know, right? a hatchet in your face sucks but that blast of air is amazing. wow that was random.

[GhostSniper1981]

I just don't feel go...bloooogh blooooogh blooooogh bloooooghh

[docthemetalfreak]

I could never get a chick to make out with me when i had a cold.But then again i cant get a chick to make out with me when im healthy.

[Sllipp]

If you know how to play his ending music by piano (armadillo blues) please send me notes to that track :)

[bobdacreepable]

"lets not tell the next guy that comes in"

[mrpossibilities]

Ohh fuck.... the snot thing while you're making out. That happened to me. Sucks ass.

[codebabe]

did the whistling snot happen to you personally, or did the person you were making out with at the time have it happen to them?lol

[mrpossibilities]

It happened to me personally. My fucking nose was all clogged and we were making out and I could feel the snot accumulating inside my nostrils, and the urge to blow my nose..... it sucks. Sucks big time. I wouldn't wish it on my worse enemy.

[codebabe]

oh boy i'm sorry. i'm glad hasnt happened to me. at least not yet anyway.haha ever since i heard Carlin mention that i was like "woah i really hope that doesnt happen to me!" cuz i had just met someone at the time.lmao

[raptothecore]

"A man who was shot nine times refused treatment and died yesterday, Unfortunately it was not 50 cent "

[ADragonAmongRoses]

This might seem a little weird, but did the green monster have dicks for hair? cuz it would certainly explain the white stuff around his mouth.

[OUTSIDETHEBOCKS]

George Carlin was the greatest social commentator during his life that ever lived. Better, even, then Will Rogers. RIP, George, and bless you for this post. Where was the live segment filmed?

Happy 2010 Everyone!!

OUTSIDETHEBOCKS

[AlexeiPushkin]

AHHH He's soooo right! The stomach thing.... So irritating, middle of a test- HRUUUUUAUAUAUUUUUUGH... O.o

[Teamsleeper]

he was funnier back then... he got really bitter as he got older

[Sopranelsker]

Teamsleeper, more importantly he got more true, true about dumb fuck religious people, christians in particular, and constantly inconsistent people, specially politicans, who are not able to speak three sentences without contradict themselves. Carlin was never more hilarious than when he made fun of dumb fucks who are such by a precise decision, which includes roughly 99% of the human population.

[codebabe]

i agree.

[Bandaids4ever]

Ever gave a hatchet go right through your face....

It's so funny, cause it's so relateable

[TashaRichardsonFan]

The Stomach part is hilarious LOL

[xxmusicxx94]

u really take this shit seriously?

[jerryhello100]

Do you?

[xxmusicxx94]

well some stuff ya but most of it is just a joke u know a way to get a laugh

[jerryhello100]

Well I take it very seriously, comedy is the only thing I take seriously. Jokes have to be plausible.

Of course not.

[FeelOfFriction]

I disagree. I can feel my brain, especially when I think hard.

[c2cSquared]

Pff, You sir have never gotten a Tomahawk to the forhead have you ;p

[Shadowhog]

Stomach: We have no money for food! WE'RE POOOORRRRR!!!

[bloodhill18]

i love when he talks about how people are assholes

[Runningtail]

i love that part on 8:35

[ank0ku]

@Runningtail It totally reminds me of zombie movies. Just nothing, nothing, *BLAHHH!*