MY KIDS STINK!

[sgtsnakeeyes11]

12:09 "i cant wait to fuck you tonight"

[laugh4ever22]

12:09 awkwarrrrrrd lol

[ppiinkiish]

@puppyprincess12345 I think she said baby BROCK hahahahaha

[201ted]

12:01 oh god

[TheCoolBelieber1999]

@MarreN95 är du också svensk?

[garamaoz1]

11:40 so sweet how thay run to him ,best moment ever!!!

[puppyprincess12345]

It sounded like babytard said "baby broccoli farted too" ;)

[Ang3licRose]

It was above 50mile per hour. :)

[zynation]

Well.. its kind of stupid to increase manpower on security just bcos its 9/11 right?

[Chivas4Life9727]

and now gaddafi is dead.

[Goddessneo8787x]

OMG 2:08 cracks me up

[MarreN95]

Lax means salmon in swedish!

[HugsAndSmiles01]

12:58 babytard said baby brock farted too and shay pointed the camera at rocktard

[taliaeb]

chinese fire3 drill LOLOLOL

[SkitttlezStarz]

or the guy couldve just forgotten his shoes?? idk either

[rcangel98]

we don't need your mom.... COME BACK!!!!! xD

[Laxerman21]

It's was 50mph

[wurod13]

shay r the big red spots when ur flying ,r they clay plots ??

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

is this the first shaytards where katilette and shay kiss ?

[jennieandpeterfan]

@AnnaandJessrthebest no they kiss earlie like in the amazing race video they did

[Renata910]

This was on my birthday :3

[ChizuruNumaX3]

when going through a tunnel yell tunnel and hold it out as long as u can or all the way through the tunnel...whoever lasts longest wins....tuuuuuunnnnnneeeeelele­llllllllllllllllllllll... hold ur breath when passing a cemetery/'graveyard. ur welcome

[haylie135]

that was a good movie

[kynaax]

PrincessTard's so pretty! And BabyTard's so cute!

[Mickey23Tv]

if u pass it at 11:46 it is sontard running it looks really funny LOVE u SHAYTARDS!

[Sweetie4678]

@sweettooth471 Guess wht, I turned back! AHA

[brigi1234gibri321]

i love shay

[RobertoGlopy]

Get the Gray hat out again.

[iluvcharmed77]

it took me a looooong while to find it but this is my FIRST EVER shaytards vlog!

[EmphasisOnBeauty]

@iluvcharmed77 Me too :D

[Kranzinator28]

ppl need to stop freakin out about rocktards name. its none of our business, its for privacy that they dont tell us. you wouldn't want to tell thousands of ppl that you didn't know what your name was either.

[LeaSchou]

Skunk? That means weed on danish... Pretty weird.

[Boudiicca]

I've only just noticed your tags...so I've been sitting here clicking on all of videos just to check out the tags I've missed :)

[paloozapoofshhh]

Awww I wanted to see Malachi :|

[SabtheShaman]

Almost cried when The kids and Mommytard ran up to Shay. You can really feel the love they all have for their father, and he for them. Like this if you/you're Love/Miss someone right now!

[babygurl4ev4]

@SabtheShaman I Miss MY aunt who passed away and my dog who died and my family of course and

[Pumpyumpy4children]

Hi All. A social network website called Pumpyumpy (dot) com is created to educate the children and create awareness on the issues faced by children all over the world. Notwithstanding these, it is very helpful to connect the orphanage homes.

[MRLEGODUDE99]

"baby Brock farted too" Rocktard's name is Brock

[Edge96937]

@MRLEGODUDE99 yeah it is and isnt it obvious to brock rock

[sophiedophie58]

0:00 - 2:28.... did the vlog just repeat itself???

[KI3SH]

and now osama is dead.

[momomoore1623]

@ZZincorporated don't say his name he doesn't want people to know

[JettWorship65]

It was so sweet when you talked about being glad to have memories with mommytard..you almost looked like you were tearing up. :)))

[AnnaFayex]

when he held his breathe in the tunnel he did princess tards shocked eyes haha

[massagenerd234]

I like sontard's spikey hair I think he should keep it that way.

[mooonwalkerx3]

why does the airport look like a hospital? lol

[ZZincorporated]

12:59 Did BabyTard just give away Rocktard's name? Or did she just say rock.

[babeedanish]

@ZZincorporated she said Brock.. i think .. cause that is what they named him...

[ZZincorporated]

@babeedanish Yeah, I would've said his name but I didn't want to give away to much info. And that's probably why his name is RockTard, that rock Pokemon dude (Brock).

[DiamonteKitten]

some people don't like shoes? I know in Australia it's not odd to not wear shoes no matter where you go.

[Liz12345333]

Sorry I spelled your name wrong.

[Liz12345333]

@AccidentallySteph

Awww! I feel bad for her!!! How old is she now?

[xACDCxRocks]

I dont find something wrong with walking barefoot in public. but im just crazy. lol.

[AccidentlySteph]

September 11th is my friends birthday, and when she was 2 the twin towers happened so from now on everyone is sad on her birthday... but on her 2nd birthday her mom was upset because of the twin towers.

[s2luvv]

dejavu

[GabbehSezHii]

lol @ the tags XD

[dahellokittylover321]

lol malichai stinks!!!!! literarly

hes a super cool dog:)

[unperson102]

shay is really kissing mommytard butt with all those compliments. He musta tapped some teeniebopper booty...maybe multiple teenybopper groupie bootay was tapped on this road trip

[fuzluv95]

@unperson102 That's not the only reason a guy gives his wife compliments, you know.

[OwlsForSale]

Lol

[thatssocolleen]

@kennii97 its an animal thats sprays nasty smellin stuff out of its ass wen its scared

[kennii97]

what does skunk mean?

[whenmonkeysattack16]

Wow...I can't wait to be a dad...

[xmelissaruthx]

it's so cute how whenever you get home from being away, you tell mommytard how hot she looks. :) i love it.

[sakura1x1sasukelove]

OKAY, SOME people don't LIKE shoes OKAY??!!!

Gosh! Everyone give me weird looks when I go to the bank with no shoes on too!

[MRLEGODUDE99]

@TheFluffyClouds so what if the london bombing were bad people in amercia were scared for years and were afraid to do anything

[MRLEGODUDE99]

YESSS i think i finally know Rocktards real name Brock

[lilsam1618]

I think everyone remembers where they were and what they was doing on september the 11th. the 1st plane hit while i was in school and when i got home the second plane hit.. wow seems like yesterday.

[AngeKristine86]

12:11 ....awkward

[AngeKristine86]

11:12 ,,,,awkward

[oxlovelymeox]

mommytard and babytard look da same b-cuz of their big 4-heds

[1Bannaner]

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA, I LOVE FAT GUYS WITH NO SHOES IN BANKS !! :O :O

[shelby9109]

were dumb we shouldve known they moved when they said the dog was in the garage lol they dont have one

[iluvcharmed77]

@shelby9109 of course they have a dog his name is Malacaiah

[shelby9109]

@iluvcharmed77 ummm i was talking about the garage stupid they didnt have one at there old house, anyone who has seen one video knows they have a dog hes in the intro lol

[TheViewerLikes]

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SHAY AND MOMMYTARD KISS ON THE LIPS ON CAMERA IN ALL OF THE VIDEOS, HE KISSER BUT NOT ON CAMERA , 12:01

[rockerninja7795]

@TheViewerLikes not so true, watch?v=5wzQjfQHVvs around 2.05 :D

[xMendy22]

whats skunk?

[Vietmess69]

Fat w sh it

[peacemk231]

lmao pause @ 9:45

[thelifesucks321]

fuck you advertisement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[UsTube]

THEY MADE ME WATCH IT TWICE!

(ads)

[gleeforlife99]

of course, of the 4 kids, the 2 GIRLS fart in the car. Hey, it would have been worse if you were driving and you couldnt get out of the car! =D

[TheBmpenn3]

is it just me or did baby tard say "baby Brock farted to" at 15:57 then camera goes to baby.

please don't tell me that's his real name makes sense tho rock and bROCK

[mileyfan11551]

@TheBmpenn3 Ummmm the video only goes to 14:16

[hollaythevampgurl123]

@mileyfan11551 Probably because Shay deleted it, catching on to us about knowing Rocktards real name.

[lillizk]

@TheBmpenn3 its at 13:00 the video is only 14:16

[lillizk]

@TheBmpenn3 its at 13:00 the video is only 14:16

[MrMarleyClayton999]

is it just me who wundered wat the kids real names are ? reply if you no plzz :)

[iSnipeify]

Your kids have a milf

[TheLaElkins]

If you listen closely around 12:58 Babytard goes baby brock farted too! Therefor rocktards name is brock. But ive heard its actually Brad so they combined it with rock from rocktard. So thats when you get brock.

[littlemissmayalou]

Poor malikai

[Edge96937]

lol this is the 3rd video i saw when princesstard farted

[kirssstyAnnee]

@JodielsAGayOne, i never said the all of the uk itself. i said "people from where I AM in the uk say ewwaa? 

[18phenom]

this music intro is by far the best in my opinion!

[kirssstyAnnee]

american's say gross alot. people from where i am in the uk say,ewwaa. LOL.

[JodieIsAGayOne]

@kirssstyAnnee im from uk and ive never heard the word ewwaa?

[tylerdurden1125]

that shoeless guy at the bank probably slings bud

[detrane100]

haha shaycarl u r so funny!!

[legofreakjustin]

9 years ago i was born

[ShayCarlisMyMen]

-You Look Hot... With a capital WT, haWT

-I've been working on it all week!

-I can't wait to ssss...

-What?

-Nevermind....

HAHAHAHAHAAA! EPIC! Love your vids so much dude!

[thegirl642]

I WANT IT I WANT A FLIP SINCE IT CAME OUT PLZ

[Gcole200]

@thegirl642

i got a great idea

apply for youtube partnership

and get money for making vids

THEN BUY ONE!

[LizAZ08]

Really like Joe and Nice Peter.

[forevershaytardfan]

lol @ screaming in a tunnel... shay reminds me of my friends in school who couldnt help but make loud funny noises in the middle of a test jsut to crack everybody up :} .... good times.... followed by even better times now with Shaytards!!!!

[1mymm]

@forevershaytardfan have you sir seen final destionation

[MyHoney1997]

in this vid babytard says " and so did baby brock"

[tinglefingles]

did anyone else hold ur breath when he did coming out of the tunnel??

[MultiTDIfan]

*In Shays Radio DJ Voice* Sexy times with ShayCarl and Katilette making out ;D

[SheepOvatsug]

DOES ANY1 KNOW WHO PERFORMS THIS INTRO???

[RachelLikesLemons]

i wish shay carl was my dad!

[emily7marie]

at 12:57 babytard says: baby brock farted too

[TheSkeltch]

i though the ad with the baby was like rocktard but then i thought nope that babies too ugly, rocktard is so much cuter:D

[felicia8039]

Good gosh I love this family

[champsmoreo11]

Ahahaha september 11 is my birthday! =] (not the terrorist attack year but, same day)

[mirai23urushidani]

he probably is a tourist who got all his shoes robbed from him, so he has no choice.

[hellolary]

Princesstard farts in 1 out of every 5 videos.

[Thecamar01]

•_•

[samANDanne]

12:55 watch what babytards says about rocktard ;)

COUGH, his real name is Brock

"Baby brock farted tooo"

[TheRoseyApples]

@samANDanne Noo, She said

''Baby ROCK farted too'' I think LOL

[strunzal]

@samANDanne makes perfect sense in connection with the two names shay suggested: BROCcoli-tard / (b)rock-tard

[getinmybelly12]

aww this video was so cute!! and funny :) the best part was the reuniting with the family! when mommytard says "hes in the garage.. hes been in the garage.. i mean" haha it made me laugh. i love you guys!

[Tiberiusprinceana]

/watch?v=dbcIKYeMQCQ new video

[maribethmichelle]

aaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHH BALLS! OH BALLS! made it. hahah :)

[mirmat1234]

in new zealand walking around without shoes like that is so normal lol

[ChildOfThe80z]

Is it okay if I sang that song with you in the beginning?

[MimiMyGreenEyesGirl]

"AW you're so hot!"

"I've been working on it all day"

"Can't wait"

"What!?"

"Ever mind" xD 

[jjime2]

baby brock

[BradLee6960]

I want to see Rocktard eat some Poprocks!

[shannonxgrace]

:50-1:12 lmao!

jk.. pretty much the whole video lmao.

my roomates think i'm nuts now.

but poor malachi!!! :(

i <3 shaytards! :)

[gabytheloca]

Mommys looking pretty!

[Reyna1FaSho]

Joe looks better with a hat on.. Lol J.S.

[EmmaBatson]

0:00 - 2:26 is life.

just sayin'

[parisgirl005]

I always have my dad honk in those tunnels! they are soo much fun

[shutupjonae69]

Their sooooo cute ! This is by far the coolest and cutest family EVER !

And you never see Shay or Katilette kiss and when they do his cuts it out.

But at 12:01 they do and it's soooo adorable (:

[AwkwardHomeschoolers]

Shaycarl, you're the best! so, hey everyone, we're just starting out our channel, we do original skits and stuff, so it'd seriously it'd be awesome if you could check us out! thanks so much :D

[ireokyu]

i couldn't stop smiling when they ran to you. i seriously "awwwed!!!" God Bless Familytard!

[MissNiceBlades]

princesstard is so cute

[B4NAN4S199]

everyday i watch a SHAYTARD video i always wonder what it would be like to live in this family .

[TheWinterBell]

I didnt notice anything different about that old guy until Shay zoomed in on the people wearing shoes & then back to the guy not wearing shoes...im so slow

[sciuz92]

you are the best

[HappyMonster12]

what was the song that playes at 11:14

[PHOwnage1337]

go to hell stupid ads.

[AHappyPony]

The ghetto jetway lol

[XmangocoronaX]

when ever i hear the word "rock" i always think of rocktard...

[MrWoodymountain]

what are your kids real names?

[civsation]

@MrWoodymountain because of obvious reasons, he doesnt wanna tell them. :) so their real names for us are: rocktard, babytard, princesstard and sontard.

[MrWoodymountain]

when you're in the tunnel you look so close to the wall

[guebara619]

lol wtf rofl 11:58 up to 12:15

[LilAuzzieDrummerGirl]

i always wear no shoes...

[kddoucette]

it made me cry when they all came running! such a cute family <3

[enp1317]

babytard! pee your pants!!

[wade2bosh]

Fat Man Takes 4 seats on Plane - Better title.

[wade2bosh]

security is just putting on a show..as usual..to create a sense of security.

[missreaderful]

wow great 9/11 story my mom said she was getting us ready to go to my grandparents like we did every morning i wasnt a year just yet i was like 7 months and she was watching the news and said to my dad honey look there attaking the towers

[ashypoox2]

I think it was 50 mph.

[UniversallyUnstable]

12 years ago on that day, i was born soo, i cant really categorize that day

[StopMotionMeltdown]

Lol, the tags say "Flying home to my amazing wife and flatulent children"