7. How to have great sex! (edit)

[MrMrashisgood]

this nikka gots to kill himself straight up get a life nikka ur not enjoyng it retard and the only girl u can get is ur mom u fucking fagget and please make a video of u killing urself cause it will have a lot of likes and views

[bjornvdv99]

Dude wtf, I pray you will never come out of your room...

[FoyKidd]

have you ever been outside?

[crouts0]

@FoyKidd yeah, Im banging your mum.

[zunnejeh]

FUCKING IDIOT.

[ImDaveCrazy]

Like if you got here from the final countdown one man band video....

[madbouy]

ty, i can now go and sex greatly! ty ty!

[AMA983]

Your a fucking retard ,go get a life and wash your damn hair

[ElBrutoProductions]

Are you meant to look like that or have you been in some horrible accident that disfigured your face and somehow made you a lard arse

[TheEvilFlyingPanda]

This is amazing.

[rayvr]

haters gonna hate my friend. just keep doing what ur doing, love it xD

[KINGF4NCYP4NTS]

gay duesch do you wipe grease all over your hair

[lumx1]

u cant spunk ur scottish.

[staticfear1989]

da hasco este engendro.

[iblisguitar]

you're really embarassing



[pixelside]

I feel sorry for all you scottish people, i really do

[hatz4u]

i saw you and then the title and i laughed ... you giving sex advice is hysterical

[Pianoman2489]

Solid vid man don't let the naysayers get to you!

[Dominus357]

Hahah, like a douche like you would ever get laid without paying. You look fugly as hell.

[Craig619UN7T]

You are a total cunt. Clearly haven't been laid.

[thedaveh18]

what a virgin!

[superretrow100]

XD HAHAHHAHA OMG IM GONNA PUKE XD

[mtwmtw123]

Kill yourself cunt

[airsoftmasterfull]

you re a nerd

[NNGrizz]

How can you give advice on something you've never done?

[jommerville]

mate im not accepting advice on How to have great sex from you

[ropbot678]

This video is funny, original, and it maked me laugh. It's a nice video and all of you haters got no idea of what your saying... So, fuck off.

Good Job man!

[yayadekiller]

I think he's retarded-_-

[mckleinas]

I almost got puked...

[bboyfallout]

i hate you.

[jfreeman021]

the only sex you get is with your hand

[giovanniimperiale]

this guy deserves a fucking prize, watch it high and you'll understend, haterz fuck off

[hellrunner87]

probably the ugliest thing I ever seen.

[seth7105]

how would you know how to have sex you have never dated anyone 

[mikeyere69]

Funny as fuck!

[erotomaniac96]

this guy is hilarious! hahahaha everyone who is hating on you is just ignorant, and is looking for ways to hate on people. your a funny guy, bro .

[51imback]

you need a girl focking fat

[dieengrey09]

had to do research because hes never done it.

[TheSjpatrik]

Fag 2 incher..

[deksterification]

You sir, are a nations treasure.

Bless you!

[rocketmonkey1]

u do know u will never get pussy right....... like wtf u make no sence 1:13 dury wtf dude u need to get laid but u wil never get puss with this vid

[Wyvernnnn]

Many people talk about racial discrimination. Goal ace i see, We Have to Talk About Ugly People discrimination.

I think it's equally unfair.

And you're all stupid to do it. Fucking retarded yeslife. You are just a sickness for the humanity.

[NationalGameplay]

I use to like the Scottish. :l

[sabakunokiba]

jajaja great end xD

[Itisfuck]

you are very ugly ú.u...

[Mist3rSyx3]

You are a great fuck'n ugly son of a bitch for make this video.

[naxoman77]

STEVEN WILSON'S LOST SON

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[METROIDROCKSXP98]

a VIRGIN telling people how to have great sex : OK xD

[Str8UpSmexy]

why is this guy making a video on how to have great sex ?

[123wendle321]

stop pretending you've had sex

[TheDinosawrs]

This Made Me LOL :3

[beatzfromchicago]

is that a fat girl?

[bowlingtrain123]

funny as hell.... glad your haven fune mate...



[freeyourself]

you should of stopped after the final countdown video you little faggot!

[bowlingtrain123]

funny as hell ..glad you had fun.;;;;;

[LetyPotter87]

Virgin.

[AmbientMotion]

How to have great sex- Step 1: Don't play the kazookulele.

[TheDinosawrs]

@AmbientMotion

LOL, good one xD

[RoseWhiteRoseRed]

You're a wingnut and I love it. Is this talk convincing...no, but it's cracking me up. Lighten the fuck up people. It's the internet.

[jamiebrotherston]

you are embaressing scotland u fucking fag. SORRY EVERYONE FOR THIS FAGGOT NOT EVERYONE IN SCOTLAND IS LIKE THIS PLEASE DONT BOMB US NORTH KOREA

[crouts0]

@jamiebrotherston wow, I can't even begin to tell you how much of an ass your being. Thanks for sharing your thoughts but kindly fuck off before I beat you with a rather large wooden spoon. LOVE YOU!!!! x

[chris317623]

@crouts0 I guarantee they would beat your ass so how bout you just shut the fuck up

[GralBank]

@crouts0 he's being an ass  for telling you the truth? well that's new... the only great sex you'll ever get my friend is the kind you pay for and don't threaten to beat up people since we can see clearly how pathetic your body is

[crouts0]

@GralBank wow, I was being sarcastic. I love all haters you see, as the more you comment with hate, the more likely I get in the most discussed list. so meh! lol

[GralBank]

@crouts0 TROLOLOLOLOOLOLO

[NormbrettaMod]

@jamiebrotherston

Scotland already embarrassed itself when it sold itself to England...

[DKAVM]

@jamiebrotherston watched all your vids and you are still a fat wanker with curtains who is a total tosser who needs shooting )

[xllekall]

@jamiebrotherston HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH­AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH­AHAHA !!!!!!!

[XxToHellAndBackxX]

why is the kazookeylele guy teaching me about sex... no offense but you are the last guy id ask sex advice from ;P

[gogobobones]

He is Pedobear!!!!!!!!

[xxxEmmureOwnxxx]

THIS UGLY FUCK IS GONNA SAY HOW TO HAVE GREAT SEX? ROFL THIS FOOL A VIRGIN JUST THE WAY HE LOOKS.

[shinuku77]

OMG

i mean i thought your ukulele was terrible but now u just need a life.

How can u even talk about sex when ur a god dam virgin.

But just a tip, never say u had to do alot of research on sex that just ultimately proves that ur a virgin who definitely never made out with a girl...

[griffenatekevinbacon]

wtf fuck isnt dirty this was an excuse for u to watch gay porn and jerk off to fisting movements of a mans ass

[juicyv420]

im pretty sure your the last person id consider taking advice from about sex...

I think your ukulaylay is the only way to a girls panties.

I like how you try imitating what sex would be like just cause you seen a couple videos....

[HeartMind999]

you look like a nun

[poneddave]

The only sex you'll ever have is with yourself.

[ChrisTheSpiritOfGods]

If all else fails.. buy a cucumber :D

[missrachelmare]

stick to the ukalilililili

[McChickenbeater]

i hated u after the first second of this video

[crouts0]

@McChickenbeater I hated you after your mother spewed you to life out her cunt. Go figure.

Love you! x

[McChickenbeater]

@crouts0 half ur feedback on this video is negative, now thats bad. take a hint.

[crouts0]

@McChickenbeater I know I love the hate!

[TopppieJopppie]

@crouts0

actually its one third :P

[seanmahonfilms]

@McChickenbeater idk, i thought it was funny.

[jimbobatman]

@McChickenbeater id say 90 percent of people hate country music

doesnt mean it has no appeal just lots of haters

such as u

(not saying country music is good in any way)

cuz its not

[MrMatteKudasai]

"neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerr­rrrd"

[juggaclown7]

don't let rude people bring you down.. i think your funny... and most people on here are just mad cause they keep watching this video and doing everything you said but they still can't seem to get it quite right lol ..

[allankay12]

Instead of a cucumber try a zucchini. Be adventurous. You always need a full serving of your veggies in your diet

[allankay12]

when you were talking about how sex always finishes the same way, did you say , "OMG I'm gunna spit....ahh ahhh.......ahhhhhhhhh.........­...ah..goddnite" Did you really say spit? If so must be a scottish thang. Us americans don't spit when screwing.

[crouts0]

@allankay12 spurt!

[allankay12]

@crouts0 AHHH....spurt.....GOTCHA....yo­u can also use shoot..:-)

[allankay12]

@crouts0 Ok, so I seen the new edited version and no more spit, but..... did you say mazel tov at 44 seconds? I had no idea you were Jewish. Where is your beenie? You know the beenie Jewish people where on their bold spots. Speaking of Jewish,why don't those beenies have propellers? jews are too cheap to get those kind. Whats the object of a Jewish American Football game? To get the quarter back. Well this has been stupid and I have to go, Mazel Tov to my Jewish,Scottish.............pe­rson?

[ppatrick81]

U LOOOK LIKE A FAG

[clayvision]

lol its obviously a joke dont take it too seriously

[themelodicmelody]

if i was a new subscriber i wud pretty much close my laptop take a shower wash my hands (and eyes) and let my mom know i dont want to be raped and i think i shud see a therapist after watching the end of your god forsaken creepy child molesting video. thumbs me up if anyone in their right mind knows how i feel rite now...

[affraytoday]

silly scotch cunt youve never had a fuck you ugly twat.

[plsdau]

he looks like a nerdy, wow playing, virgin, who just doesn't care anymore

and yet this is fascinating and somehow funny xD

[gravew0lf]

so to talk about sex i had to do alot of RESEARCH ahhaahaha fuckin virgin.

[VicMicTV]

HOBO :>

[motocoq]

sex and u are two completely different worlds big boy....y don't u go and learn how to save the planet instead or try to invent something cool!!lol

[MrJordanchad007]

Have you ever had sex before?

[MyOwnWorldMegan]

Ok i just came here to troll SO BAM look at this loser i seen the thumbnail and thought to myself why is this guy talking about sex if he has obviously not had any experience.

[lsnajdr911]

i wish i could unsee this video

[ALEXWORLD94]

@lsnajdr911 lmfaoo

[IATFalcon5]

rofl i feel bad, he almost looks retarded in a literal way...

[MaxxxZotti]

Fucking aspies.

[stephensharpee]

hahahaha that was so funny!!! im gunna watch some more vids!, thanks for the laughs

[gk111127]

how would you know about sex, r u a girl

[DaftFunkx]

love your accent :>

[combatjujutsu4life]

fuck you

[colascguy]

A little weird at the end but the other part was funny. No sure how the original was but I like the re edit.

[missminze]

hilarious!!

[Lejnus]

sex with you isnt considered sex. Its considered murder, if not manslaughter.

[Buddhunter]

V-i-R-G-I-N

[ifeeldirty]

OMG, your face is creepy. + have you ever had sex before?

[PROlimpero]

this guy is really a miss case

[dhxxdh]

holy shit never make a vidoe again you are a fucing creep man and how the fuck did i end up watching this vidoe omg dont ever make another vidoe again

[crouts0]

holy shit, three times... now thats funny.

[19Darcey93]

you are really frieky! are you a virgin?

[SuperMopTop]

lol awesome vid

[TrashQueen91]

You gotta be kidding me....

[campbellharley]

no offence but, have you had sex before?

[Avirexwun]

LOL by the looks of things you must be an expert lad.

[whoresandhounds]

WTF?! How did I end up here?

Thanks a lot guy, you just cured me of my Scottish accent fetish.

[sowardssaints]

@whoresandhounds WHOLY SHIT WOW. LMAO

[Abbertnormaal]

Pause at 0:36 and you have nightmares for ever!

[Pareeeeesa]

@Abbertnormaal HAHAHA i have nightmares from 0:00 - 2:21

[armedlikearchers]

thats fuckin awesome.

[Geerse23]

i think your still a virgent lol

[TheFunkyproductions]

like you would know...

[ashleyb73448]

i bet this dude is swimming in chicks...

[Itylus]

vampire teeth

[1337combine]

you seem like the perfect person to tell us

[monoblog]

I love you. :L

[zeroskull3]

I'm sure he had lots of experience(xD).

I was so glad that smell cant be teleported by internet.

[Misthema]

No wonder you made some research before telling us how to have great sex.. HAHA! DIE!

[TheTehnoobboy]

as if u had it

[VanessaxHelloKitty]

LOLLLZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDD

[vieszefreddy09]

''and if you are having a little trouble''

i think you have a little big trouble

[Mechizawa]

haha bist du ein looser!

[aaakr]

You lost the war!

[Vampiress90210]

LOL!!! YOUR HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

[djemonei]

dude, im gonna listen to this pro. (sarcasim)

[motorbe]

And btw, forplay doesn't always mean that you have to focus on the nether region man...just so you know. 5xp+ XD

[motorbe]

It's kind of funny when he says have to do reaserch on the internet XD no xp there XD

[Youbenhaked]

virgin fag.

[OGTOM1]

shut up digga:D

[Hasleminho]

isch geb dir gleisch

[OGTOM1]

i don´t think she is your bro i think she is your sis

[Hasleminho]

this have to be a missunderstanding, he is a great guy, no use to affront him.

Be careful my friend

[Hasleminho]

thank you for the hints bro!

you're my religion

[przeniebieska]

obrzydliwy.

[1sephiroth8]

Actually I had a lot of laughs in this video. XD Good stuff man.

[Pareeeeesa]

HAHA this video is hilarious

[fknugly222]

You're a virgin, don't lie!

[werfer44]

you pity me, freak

[crouts0]

No I don't.

[LucyLawlessRawks]

I feel awkward....

[leviathan6144]

Get a life maybe?

[benfuller66]

i feel uncomfortable watching this

[1chickenfriedrice]

i would highly recomend u delete this video as it has probably already ruined peoples lives.

[1chickenfriedrice]

you must of watched alot of porn to do this vid. and that masterbating thing u do, ya keep on doing that on ur vids, it really turns on the chicks. also another thing that would get u laid is if you have a shower and ask one of ur buddies if theyy can shove rubber fist up ur ass, chicks love that

[polivier0]

Ok you can play ukulaylay but.... well you look like a virgin trying to explain sex....

[T0B3Announc3d]

@polivier0 i think that was part of the "in order to talk about sex i had to do alot of research" joke

[therobertstuart]

u have no friends and never had sex and you need to kill urself and if ur boyfriend is listening to this theirs going to be drana

[soulander13]

stop foolin' around,grap that guitar-trompet-whatever shit and play something dude...

[OXfratboy14]

i agree heavily DP

[DPleskin]

Anybody who thinks this guy doesn't get laid watch his Final Countdown video. Who WOULDN'T fuck that guy?

[lilletizz]

This guy is my hero.

[NOKIA7421]

LOL

[samkilonen]

kaikkee paskaa sitä tänne laitetaankin!

[1chickenfriedrice]

i have a great idea for your next video.........................­..................... shove a dildo up ur ass because thats the only piece of ass ur going to get except that time when ur finger broke through the toilet paper

[shithawkguy]

come on kid dont lie to yourself. you never get any pussy, like blow up dolls and farm yard animals dont count and if you have to pay the girl thats dosnt count either LMAO

[GigAddictionable]

dude you freakin rock!

[farnooshfarnoosh]

you're so funny, good video, thank you. and you're right, foreplay and the good position are the most important things in sex.