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  • I m korean and I understand this guy so much xD

  • You rack DISCIPRINE!!!!

  • i acutlly agreee all asian parants want their child to get freaking A hated it so much

  • Had me cracking up from the beginning xD

  • I get a-, they email my teacher. I get a they yell at me to get a+. ohhhh, Asian parents

  • Me: Mom! I got an A!

    Mom: What? WHAT! WHY NOT A+!!!

    Me: Mom but A+'s don't excist!

    Mom: YES! YES THEY DO!! YOU LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

    true story

  • @kirby36912 exist* You don't deserve that A. I'll give you an A- for effort XD

  • Wackish video

  • Goodness this is what happened to me when i got a B! And that is why i am having a retest hoping to get an A..i actually almost cried in school awhile ago cause im very scared to tell my parents

  • The very first vid on Shit Asian Parents Say haha

  • Lol dope vid, check out my asain rant vid. :)

  • @wtf1531 OMG KEVJUMBA GRADES!! LOL

  • The sad thing about this video is that. it is a true scenario for most asians

  • I haven't seen this in years lolol too funny!

  • LMAO~~

  • LMAO I WATCHED THIS VIDEO YEARS AGO and I still watch it. It's soooo funny.

  • Lol, poor Eric ;)

  • I got a B+ in English and this is EXACTLY what happen to me minus the last part. I am not joking. If I get another one I will be murdered. I have a bad English teacher and the best you can get in his class is a 95. I got a 92. I almost died.

  • @BaileyAwesomeSmile 92 isnt even a b+! 

  • Wow... That called being disciplined!

    I remember one day I got suspended from school for hitting a garbage can & when my mom came to pick me up, we went out for ice cream lol I regret ever going to school. I got my GED & HS diploma & I hated school more than anything else on this planet. I seriously don't support out schooling system.

  • "We born you here in America just so you can get B+ in English?!?!"

    I suppose I don't have to point out the irony in that statement.

  • yea...im lucky and my mommy doesnt care about my grades. i do well in school tho.....as long as i do good in what i wanna do in the future, my mom is a happy person ^^

  • True, english is hard for me also. my parents do get mad if i get a low grade.

  • you guys do know that since eric took

    5 ap classes with as

    and one normal class with a b

    he gets an avg of 3.8 gpa unweighted

    and like 4.5 weighted cuz of his ap classes give +1 gpa for each class

  • my mom just got mad at me today for getting 87% in geometry... i know how it feels... :(

  • Omg this is like so real!

  • english is the hardest subject for asians

  • ENGRISH!!!

  • Look at my faceLMFAO

  • "you in AA?"

    "why not AA+"

  • i love the scream. hahahah epic.

  • He sounds like my mom. BTW i'm Azn

  • Am I te ONLY ASIAN with an A in English??

  • My parents freak when I have a B-

  • OH MY GOD! MY FIRST TOP COMMENT PROBABLY! :D

  • Whoa! You just killed it when you said "WHITE PEOPLE!"...I was actually enjoying the video until you said that...

  • 500 As in a report card

    asian parents: i think you can do better.

  • this is so my mom....

  • ITS NOT MY FAULT MY TEACHER ONLY PUTS IN ONE GRADE A MONTH!!!!

    3 months = Quarter

    A-

    B-

    B+

    Total = B+ -.-

  • Last Quarters Final Grade = A-

    This Quarters Grade = B+

    I am dead...

  • Lol you stole this video... original is made by Blingchachink

  • For me it different my parents don't over react with a B+ they do with a C I'm asian

  • a=average

    b=bad

    c=crap

    d=death

    f=fucked

  • GAY SHIT NOT EVEN FUNNY

  • Hahahah, I almost choked on my drink watching this!

  • A=Average

    B=Bad

    C=Crap

    D=Dead

    F=Fucked

  • Last year i got all a's amd 1 b my mom was mad no abuse but mad my grades were unacceptable

  • thats my parents instead i get bs and cs and im persian.

  • Looks like richalvarez...

  • LOL that was hilarious! Nice job!

  • Asian kid (crying): mom... i was diagnosed with hepatitis B...

    Mom: WHATT!!?!?! WHY YOU NO GET HEPATITIS A?????

  • @JKangMusic HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

  • LOL! "We ain't no like white people, all the way from China baby"

  • I can barely get a c+ on my native language, if i get his grades my dad will become my slave LMFAO

  • Wait till you see Jewish parents if you think this is intense.

  • @chernobleman dude there like WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT 1cent go ..Movie Tickets only cost 10.99$.. WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT ONE CENT!!!BITCH NOW ------- lol thats jews for you

  • One time got a B on chemistry, they putted me in adoption

  • I have a 99.8 in math! Wooo! Im Asian.....

  • lol im in vietnam right now so i dont need to worry about it and i already got my first one so my second one is in march break and im coming back on January the 9 :D

  • B+ i get lecture

  • WE GOT SOMETHING CALLED KNOCKOUT!!!!

  • That is so racist!

  • My mom would buy me a car if I got a B+...

  • good god, im seriously about to make a d ot f in school plus im asian, thank god im in college and they dont send out report cards.

  • i thought the man was the dad not the man!?

  • ah good thing im not asian im south asian wich is also kinda bad because south asian people wanna kill their parents at some points

  • LOL SO FUNNY 

  • even if i get a f i wont get beat my parent just say work harder. and if i get b or a i get present like laptop, phones or a pet

  • Dude I've always hated this stupid wasian bullshit were asian kids who've lost all their culture refuse to associate themselves with the country they're living in. Seriously they's stereotypes are retarded... I grew up in Germany. If I EVER got less then an A in a course I literally got beaten. No joke, physically beaten.

  • wow

    at the moment i have TWO b+

    and all my a's (except math) are really close to a b

    im caucasian

    my parents can take a b or 2

    but if i ever said it wasnt my fault they'd probably put me up for adoption

    good luck asian kids

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  • I love the ending xDDD

  • rising forward a few inches from their seat. So funny! Some passengers were still trying to take in what happened, and I even heard some nervous laughs, but I had to stifle mine all the way to my destination, and I still laugh about it today.

  • Still funny! I was laughing so hard I thought someone would come knocking on my door telling me to shut up. Which made me remember another funny thing that happened to me. Accidental synchronization! I was on the bus one time and the bus was about to turn when a car almost hit it. So the bus driver hit on the brake and the passengers all went flying forward, a few inches off their seat. Once back sitting down, I kept picturing that slow motion scene of every passenger (and I sat in the back)

  • Lmao I got a B+ in English. My dad was like, "You got B+ in English?! Why you even here then? How you talk to friends and people? You speak English right now and everyday and you get B+?! What you do in that class? I raise you better. You in America you speak English everyday!" I was like, you are so messed up you can't even speak proper English and you're telling me. I didn't say that out loud though cause I don't want spanks. Conjunctions, prepositions, plurals, pronouns, hyperbole. Easy?

  • This isn't just Asian parents, it's ALL immigrant parents!

  • @13vanity13

    Agree!!!!

  • its true! im in 6th grade im so scared i try not even get a a -

  • "oh no no time out. we not white people. we come all the way from china. we have something called KNOCK OUT!" lmao

  • "we come all da way in far china to come to america just so you can get B+ in english ?!"

    favorite part of the whole video .

  • my dads not asian but he yelled at me for getting a 93 in biology

  • my life everyday.

  • this was like the first asian parent parody on youtube and now there's like 2893743239893 and it's all the same

  • II'm asian, and I got 3 F's in my English classes. Now I'll let you imagine how i was punished ahahaha!

  • Asian system:

    100=average

    99=second means worst!

    98-90=you better not next time or your in trouble

    89-50= best to run away from home and die of starvation

  • Daylight savings time:

    One extra hour of sleep for Americas

    One extra hour of studying for Asians.

  • we got somethin called knockout

  • ‎*Asian kid comes home w/ report card*

    His mom: "WHAT? YOU GET C?!?! YOU NO C-SIAN, YOU NO B-SIAN, YOU

    A-SIAN!!!" :D

  • @MiamiLightsVEVO dats sik!!

  • When I get A on my test , my mom like "good" that's it?! i mean i work really hard on that subject and this year i failed almost every subjects she was like "DO U WANT TO STAY IN THIS HOUSE?"

  • My dad is Asian, I used to have C's and D's and he's like... I BUSY! GET OUT OF HERE! I SIGN YOUR PAPER! C? D?! YOU IMPROVE! (slams door) I should record

  • @Yuomia1 XD I make all As'.....I don't get forcesd or anything. I want a better future.

  • @Yuomia1 really..

  • a=average

    b=grounded 4 a week

    c=gets a whipping

    d=cant come home

    f=find new family

  • @lbdarzs A=average

    B=below average

    C= crap

    D=cumb ass

    F=fucking white person you no azn no more

  • @ltveco8  lol

  • @lbdarzs A: OK

    B: Threatens to kill me.

    C: Get my ass handed to me.

    D:Throws me on a plane to Vietnam.

    F:Dead

  • @lbdarzs

    reply you thinks that bad,

    pakistani parents (96% in math best mark in class)

    "where the OTHER FOUR PERCENT"

    lol same shit happened to me, i got all A's in grade 12, physics, chem, bio, calc etc..

    but I got b+ in english too

  • @lbdarzs for me (btw im asian) its:

    A+ = earn money

    A= great job

    B= try better next time

    C= getting a yelling at

    D= yelling and grounded

    F= a hug and "we will help you do better"

  • @lbdarzs nah man u got it all wrong

    A=fine

    B=Bullshit

    C= Cruciatus Cursed

    d=dead

    f=fucked in hell

  • @lbdarzs Wrong

    A= Okay

    B= Get Smack

    C= Your Eggroll get choppoff

    D= Your Head Chopoff

    F= Burn you to hell

  • @DuhAsianX3 No

    A= average

    B=bad

    C=Crap

    D=death

    F= Fuck

  • @lbdarzs No dude I think "find new family" already starts at C. Trust me, I'm Asian.

  • @PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD Im mexican anything over c is great xD

  • LOOK AH MAH FACE

  • i wonder what will happen if he getsa f xd

  • @lbdarzs WWIII...

  • I've got a B+ pre-algerbra and my mom was like so pissed! And I'm only in 7th grade! I'm Chinese btw.....

  • im asian and my parents dont care if i get a B

  • LOL!

  • I still don't get how if he had such a GOOD english teacher, how he get a B+?

  • I would never be able to act out 20 seconds of this skit without bursting out in laughter.

  • 240p we meet again.

  • In da Vietnam we don't do da accuse we do da abuse

  • @thekpopguy right!!

  • Dayum, It's sunny at 2:58 A.M

  • this was not funny

  • fake and gay!

  • @snarkle69 No I thought it was real

  • This is the perfect thing to watch rite after this happens to you :)

  • THIS IS THE GAYEST SHIT I HAVE EVER WATCHED!

  • man, most of my grades were low C's with a bunch of F's too. If I got a B+, my folks would be thrilled

  • my mom is a enlgish teacher...if i get anything less than a B i get looked at funny haha. like im magically suppose to be amazing in english....I am tho haha

  • this is still funny!! haha i watched this soooo long ago.

  • hahahah... my parents' words..." they came all the way from Bangladesh to provide me a good education.. " therefore an A- will screw my day, AND break my laptop.. :P

  • I counted 16 subjects

  • 2:32 AGHAHAH he's about to laugh

  • Eric-sai? lmao

  • as racist as black,white,asain etc.. steryotypes are they are funny. as long as people dont take them seriously

  • chemistry A, thats good thats good.....thats real good

  • lol my mom used to be like this "only 90 and above can be counted as A" -.-

  • Omg you got an Asian F

  • fuking asian people

  • LOL THIS FUNNY

  • - Well I hope people who watch this don't take it seriously. It's a joke and it's not what really happens. I've gotten much worse than B+, like D7 in Chinese which is very low in the Singapore grading system, and all my parents gave me was encouragement. So please don't take this so seriously LOL. Asian parents are strict, not insane.

  • NO! No time outs. We ain't no like white people. all the way in china, there is no time outs, we got something called knock out (ko)

  • Threatning to knock her child! lol

  • why so many classes?!?!?

  • damn, i'm so dead......

  • I'm so glad I'm not asian

  • @mainchow10 I am... racist gosh your mean

  • @bpMesmer Has it ever occurred to you that the only reason I said that was because the asian parents have such high expectations? My comment has nothing to do with racism. So your point is?

  • Loool so ture

  • eric you are just adorable! <3 :D

    i have been told me that my mom is like an asian mom even though my family is all white. in high school she would be like "why did you get a B?" yeah. haha

  • Oh god, my parents freak out when I get an A- . The lecture will go on for HOURS

  • take take, take responsiblility! HAHAHA

  • Dont you mean, 2pm, its daytime

  • Ive noticed that the only smart asians are the south asians like chinese and japanese, taiwanese...

    The rest are pretty dumb XD

  • @Zourdogg that's east Asian...genius.

  • @shinobitech13 Thats just a video artard.

  • You forgot to say "One more thing!"

  • YOU DISHONOUR OUR FAMIRY!

  • Got 98%

    UNACCEPTABLE!

  • so a kid comes home with an A minus:

    White family: damn, my kid wasn't as lazy as i thought

    Asian family: You dishonor! You get A plus next time!

    Black family: Your grades are too high. Keep that shit up and we won't be eligible for food stamps.

  • @SUpersaiyajinjerkbag hahaha!!

  • @SUpersaiyajinjerkbag

    What about us? Youre leaving out the Mexican Family! Here I'll attempt it:

    Mexican Family: Orale', son. Way to go, who you cheat off from?

    (Naw, I suck at this...lol)

  • @SUpersaiyajinjerkbag I'm black but even I had to LOL at that black family part.

  • @SUpersaiyajinjerkbag thats fucked up how even on a video about stereotypical asian parents, the black ppl get it the worst. fuckin chinks

  • @eagleeye2391 LOL bitch. is you mad?

  • @SUpersaiyajinjerkbag lol my Black Family is more like...Damn kid your a genius...

    Me:....its not an A+....

    Mom:GodDamnit! Why yu no get A+? Time OUT! lol

  • @SUpersaiyajinjerkbag lol that's funny :)

  • @SUpersaiyajinjerkbag Mexican family: ????

  • @SUpersaiyajinjerkbag Nope, I'm black, and when I get an A minus, they say "You better do better boy."

  • @SUpersaiyajinjerkbag um. . . iGet A+'s and my mom congratulates me ! Oh and iM black (:

  • @SUpersaiyajinjerkbag lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo hahahaha

  • @SUpersaiyajinjerkbag why is this a top comment? douche and a half.

  • @SUpersaiyajinjerkbag You're so racist against black people - what do you have against them? I mean, there's an African kid in my class and he's a genius. He got a 4 or higher on AP Chemistry while 3/4 of the class failed.

  • @Falamu445 When did he say he hated them? I mean, the majority of them are uneducated. It's just a fact.

  • @SUpersaiyajinjerkbag oh my fucking god i am dead rotfl.