I can't get a job at UPS if I talk in dumb slogans and bad english. Maybe I should aim higher and run for the presidency. You Sarah Palin fans are nut jobs. Lol
So nice for the great red neck state of alaska that the bimbocracy is over, and so is that jerk's career. she is so lacking in strategic judgment and is so narcissistic it's just breathtaking. however, she attracts others who like herself are poorly educated, which is frightening. remember that alaska terrorized the nation with that jerk ted stevens, who wouldn't even let democratic members of his committees speak. what a collosal turd he was. it would be nice if alaska could offer us better.
I bet you feel strong after that statement.Thats why libs are idiots making fun of handicaped children because you dont like their parents.YOU NEED YOUR TEETH KICKED IN..
sweetdissedent hey stupid do puke at obama spending? or are you in denial that this jackass so called president is fucking things up. and you idiots hated bush but obama is in iraq, afghanistan and now bombing pakistan. hows that change working out for you moron.
At least we're not lied to about why we're there, that is change idiot. Obama spending has helped the economy that your idiot butt buddy Bush ruined. There is a reason you repukes have no power and the majority of Americans disagree with you nuts on everything LOL!!!!!!!!
I feel a bit sorry for her because someone told her, maybe Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity, that she could actually be our President.
They prematurely thrust her in the limelight...You know they were basing it on her looks and charisma, thinking she could be the female George Bush. They were using her to appeal to the emotions of the Republican base as opposed to the intellect.....
But didn't realize that lot's of Americans no longer want that meal they were trying to serve.
One thing the press is not mentioning is that Palin whines nearly constantly. Her entire mode has been complaining and playing he victim, usually about inconsequential things that have no bearing on public policy. She engages at such a low level of discourse--defending her clothing purchases and her trailer trash family--how can anyone take her seriously? Aside from her poor education, rambling, lack of experience, and backward politics, she'll make a fucking great candidate.
You just can not write this shit and make it any funnier....she is a chapter right out of MAD Magazine....I have always wondered when Mrs. Alfred E. Neuman would appear on the scene....LOL.
Patriotic?,youbetcha. but does she make sense with the words coming out of her face? Ya know, it's a gee golly shame she didn't spend some of her campaign money to buy a clue.
She gave up the Governor's position because she knows she can exploit her popularity with the conservatives by writing a book and jumping on the lecture circuit.
Now think about this; the average speaking salary is about $25,000. Here is the oxymoron. They are going to pay someone this amount of money to give a speach when the person giving it can't even pronounce words properly or string two sentences together into a cohesive meaning.
whatruthinking99, maybe because we were too busy vomiiting after her ridiculous and rambling so-called speech, lost in thought that this moron could have been POTUS had McPain won, and McCain's heart gave out. Jingoist bullshit does not make me feel "proud" to be an American, nor blessed.
Sarah Palin in 2012-2014 & 1/2. Then the 15 mins for fame Joe the Plumber takes over. Now that's a Bullwinkle and Rookie team Please, cook your moose meat until WELL DONE! Else, this could HAPPEN TO YOU!!
i don't understand. she uses her kids as pawns for her own gain and then blows up everytime someone says anything about them. you can't have it both ways. if she was so worried about her kids, why did she try to use them for political gain
"Would I have been so supportive of my daughter who made a mistake.."
A mistake is when you drop the hair dryer into the bath water and fry yourself. Having someone screw you is quite intentional.
Are you people just looney, or do you just live under some rock someplace and can not deal with the reality that this woman is about as capable of running this country as I am at turning horseshit into gold.
George W. Bush was also a man with family values after he got off the sauce and we saw what those values brought to the Presidency....it was a disaster.
She's so beautiful and poised :)! No wonder why people are so envious and insecure whenever she takes the stage. Keep on trucking Sarah! You've influenced and challenged our society way more than any public figure has in so long. Praying for Palin. Praying for all our nation's leaders regardless of party.
I'll give you beautiful, but "You've influenced and challenged our society way more than any public figure has in so long." That's crazy. How has she influence our society? And more than any public figure? Really? That's a very idiotic thing to say.
Yes. She didn't even have to open her mouth. All she had to do was cradle that baby and step out with her family to get everybody worked up and examine their own insecurities. "Would I have kept and loved baby Trig?" "Would I have been as supportive of my daughter who made a mistake?" "Does my family show as much love toward each other?" That whole family is simply fabulous!
The whole family is simply fabulous? a father that doesn't have a college education, a mother could barely stay in college and sends out her daughter--a teenager mother--to appear on People magazine and talk about abstinence, a teenage daughter that got impregnated by a guy who called himself a "fin redneck" and whose mother was charged with a "second-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance -- generally manufacturing or delivering drugs." Real fabulous, just like Jerry Springer!!!
Wow let me back in here doc. OK many don't go to college and do great. To the rest of it, IT DON"T MATTER. Hey and being the grampa to "an on the alter kid", I love her just as much as the ones that weren't. As to the no-longer-potential mother-in-law or NLPMIL, you must not have teenagers yet. If you can COMPLETELY CONTROL the interaction of those teenagers: Bottle it up and I will sell it for you. We could say straight from _________.
Palin will return in 2012 smarter, wiser, tougher and hardened! She will PWN the GOP primaries and will PWN Obambi in 2012, becoming America's GREATEST POTUS of ALL TIMES! She is GOD's CHOSEN ONE, GOD INCARNATE and the LIVING EMBODIMENT of GOD HERSELF! Her 8 years will be America's GREATEST and MOST GLORIOUS years. Palin will usher in Palinomics and the Palin Revolution which will radically change this country for the better.
ecwaufisxtreme is insane!! I would love for her to win the GOP primaries in 2012 because her opponents are going to destroy her. She will be smarter, that's not very hard when you hardly have a college education, but her opponents will show her to be the buffoon she really is. If she's god's chosen one, then he either has a sick sense of humor or he doesn't exist. No omniscient deity would ever force such a simple-minded person on such a great nation.
gerkins1's post is the dumbest post I've read on youtube: "And now we are going to send you our Sarah: product of Alaska, a product of america." It sounds like you're advertising salmon. I prefer you send salmon. I prefer to listen to salmon. Salmon is smarter and more articulate than your governor.
Wrong my friend. Here is your problem and it comes from your thinking. "I prefer you send salmon." That is one of the problems. You want some one to give you something. You don't want to listen and do things for yourself. You want me to send you a salmon. I will teach you how to fish and clean and cook a salmon. I can even show you how to raise salmon, but many of you have to start doing for yourselves. The government can't give you everything. You have to learn how to get it.
You have the same warped view of the world as Palin. It's pretty rich that someone who lives in a state that is basically funded by the federal government and the oil industry would tell me that "government can't give you everything." It sounds to me that Palin's work isn't done. She's allowed to come to the lower 48 after she asks you to return the 1200 energy rebate checks and returns billions of dollars in federal subsidies to treasury. Alaskans have to learn how to do things themselves
You don't fund us. You fund the military to protect you, you fund the coast guard to supervise the fishing industry to help produce food for you. You fund the parks so you can visit the highest peak in North America and watch whales in Glacier Bay. We bought your railroad that was losing money and made it into a money maker. The pipeline was built by private money and has sent you billions in oil. The United States of America has received so much from Alaska.
Alaska pulled you out of the Carter Presidency with the Trans Alaskan Pipeline and Alaska will probably pull you out of what the Obama Adminsitration has done to you. You should thank your lucky stars for people like Sarah and myself, because we do think alike, don't hold grudges and welcome any well thinking people to help ourselves grow in the way humanity should: opportunity for all that wish to learn and achieve what makes sense in life, and taking care of oneself makes lots of sense to me.
That is false. The state of Alaska is funded by petroleum revenue and federal subsidies. Alaska has received more earmarks (in dollars) per capita than any other state in the nation (according to Taxpayers for Common Sense, a watchdog group which tracks earmarks). And quite frankly give us our money back. You can keep your parks, whales, and glaciers...and especially Sarah Palin.
OK lets see. If that is the case, we have over 30 Billion USD in savings. Why do you keep giving it too us if you do not want us to have it? No what you are viewing is payments to economy without regards to the military which is the for you, etc. I think it was about 9.25 Billion, but the US Congress voted for it, so what should I care. People worked for much of that money, and mandated federal programs like Medicaid, etc accounts for the rest. Many of us would like independence, But ....
Yes Gerkins, drpeaches expects you to send him a salmon. That's EXACTLY what he meant.
Anyway, I'll go one further and say that I would vote for a salmon before I'd vote for that idiot. (What's sad is that I really truly mean that.) As far as I'm concerned, she can and her secessionist husband can stay in Alaska for the rest of their lives because those of us in the "lower 48" want no part of this woman and her nonsense.
Hey, Bri: Salmon can't run for office FYI. Hey we like Texas can secede if we want. At least that is the rumor. I have never verified it. But it seems that some of you want her enough to go to her see every time she comes down there.
I can't get a job at UPS if I talk in dumb slogans and bad english. Maybe I should aim higher and run for the presidency. You Sarah Palin fans are nut jobs. Lol
lorinsor11 2 years ago 4
So nice for the great red neck state of alaska that the bimbocracy is over, and so is that jerk's career. she is so lacking in strategic judgment and is so narcissistic it's just breathtaking. however, she attracts others who like herself are poorly educated, which is frightening. remember that alaska terrorized the nation with that jerk ted stevens, who wouldn't even let democratic members of his committees speak. what a collosal turd he was. it would be nice if alaska could offer us better.
neamers 2 years ago
lame duck? Lame MOOSE! Bullwinkle!!
TellitToMe100 2 years ago
I bet you feel strong after that statement.Thats why libs are idiots making fun of handicaped children because you dont like their parents.YOU NEED YOUR TEETH KICKED IN..
sanddmann3 2 years ago
LOL
Grudgeman 2 years ago
She was using a teleprompter you can see it when she walks accros the stage.
Didn't she slam Obama for that?
givethemahand 2 years ago
sweetdissedent hey stupid do puke at obama spending? or are you in denial that this jackass so called president is fucking things up. and you idiots hated bush but obama is in iraq, afghanistan and now bombing pakistan. hows that change working out for you moron.
coolpower77 2 years ago
At least we're not lied to about why we're there, that is change idiot. Obama spending has helped the economy that your idiot butt buddy Bush ruined. There is a reason you repukes have no power and the majority of Americans disagree with you nuts on everything LOL!!!!!!!!
IndiMusicLover 2 years ago
Dear Alaska:
I hope North Korea nukes you.
Love,
Me
ryjones1 2 years ago 2
LOL ! @RYJONES1
Dear Alaska and Governor Bullwinkle,
Forget about oil, you have nuclear power coming in from NKorea.
Love,
Your Mashup Rabid Republican Mob
TellitToMe100 2 years ago
They probably already have Trig on a methamphetamine habit, and have a queue of johns outside the Palin house to run a train on her.
Sad really.
ryjones1 2 years ago
Wow! Sigh.......
I feel a bit sorry for her because someone told her, maybe Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity, that she could actually be our President.
They prematurely thrust her in the limelight...You know they were basing it on her looks and charisma, thinking she could be the female George Bush. They were using her to appeal to the emotions of the Republican base as opposed to the intellect.....
But didn't realize that lot's of Americans no longer want that meal they were trying to serve.
divavivi1962 2 years ago
You just can't make this shit up.
The mouthy gift that keeps on giving.
And giving.
And giving...
Jubb3500 2 years ago
quitter
PierceMedia 2 years ago
A lame duck, when she could potentially serve another term... making it 5½ years more. Nice excuse.
If only George W Bush had done the same.
judisius 2 years ago
If she opened a dictionary every now and then she would know the definition of lame duck.
mrscorie 2 years ago
Is she sobber??
jillleebean 2 years ago 2
One thing the press is not mentioning is that Palin whines nearly constantly. Her entire mode has been complaining and playing he victim, usually about inconsequential things that have no bearing on public policy. She engages at such a low level of discourse--defending her clothing purchases and her trailer trash family--how can anyone take her seriously? Aside from her poor education, rambling, lack of experience, and backward politics, she'll make a fucking great candidate.
neamers 2 years ago
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nosajj123 2 years ago
the media dwnlded you, (idiot)
celts71 2 years ago
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nosajj123 2 years ago
You just can not write this shit and make it any funnier....she is a chapter right out of MAD Magazine....I have always wondered when Mrs. Alfred E. Neuman would appear on the scene....LOL.
BoomerNavy70 2 years ago
Patriotic?,youbetcha. but does she make sense with the words coming out of her face? Ya know, it's a gee golly shame she didn't spend some of her campaign money to buy a clue.
flame2hi 2 years ago 2
She gave up the Governor's position because she knows she can exploit her popularity with the conservatives by writing a book and jumping on the lecture circuit.
Now think about this; the average speaking salary is about $25,000. Here is the oxymoron. They are going to pay someone this amount of money to give a speach when the person giving it can't even pronounce words properly or string two sentences together into a cohesive meaning.
Only in fucking America could it happen...lol.
BoomerNavy70 2 years ago 2
still better than Pelosi!!!
akpancake 2 years ago
lame duck?? don´t compare Palin to ducks!
she´s a disgrace even for ducks
crumcon 2 years ago
It's pretty obvious those fancy speech writers left with McCain.
skanktimonious 2 years ago 2
"lameduck" this woman could not possibly be any more lame and how dare she lump the poor ducks in with her...
chelmattmom 2 years ago
palin gaved me a hard on!
xxxbeanerxxx 2 years ago
How could one not feel moved, patriotic, and blessed to be American after a speech like that. Palin 2012!
whatruthinking99 2 years ago
whatruthinking99, maybe because we were too busy vomiiting after her ridiculous and rambling so-called speech, lost in thought that this moron could have been POTUS had McPain won, and McCain's heart gave out. Jingoist bullshit does not make me feel "proud" to be an American, nor blessed.
SweetDissident 2 years ago
Queen of the non sequitur strikes again
MaggieSherm724 2 years ago
She's a quitter with many excuses and one motive. GREED.
alxt2000 2 years ago
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themou2008 2 years ago
Sarah Palin in 2012-2014 & 1/2. Then the 15 mins for fame Joe the Plumber takes over. Now that's a Bullwinkle and Rookie team Please, cook your moose meat until WELL DONE! Else, this could HAPPEN TO YOU!!
TellitToMe100 2 years ago
It will be really funny if her successor opens an investigation on her.
thundavolt 2 years ago
i don't understand. she uses her kids as pawns for her own gain and then blows up everytime someone says anything about them. you can't have it both ways. if she was so worried about her kids, why did she try to use them for political gain
langeroony35 2 years ago
She didn't it is a rumor.
gerkins1 2 years ago
CNN; the most dis-trusted propanganda obama lovers in the news!
jake98 2 years ago
you couldn't have said it better.
themou2008 2 years ago
Listen to some of these people...lol
"She is so beautiful and poised..."
"Would I have been so supportive of my daughter who made a mistake.."
A mistake is when you drop the hair dryer into the bath water and fry yourself. Having someone screw you is quite intentional.
Are you people just looney, or do you just live under some rock someplace and can not deal with the reality that this woman is about as capable of running this country as I am at turning horseshit into gold.
BoomerNavy70 2 years ago
but she could turn the country into horseshit
langeroony35 2 years ago
Moose feces is nice. We call it Mooseltoe at Christmas. Or Moose Nugget on a Swivel Stick.
Hey why is not "Smokey the Bear" since it is "Bullwinkle the Moose".
gerkins1 2 years ago
George W. Bush was also a man with family values after he got off the sauce and we saw what those values brought to the Presidency....it was a disaster.
BoomerNavy70 2 years ago
who cares what a FAT WHITE PIG or a BLACK FAG think about anything. WILL THE LAST LOSER WATCHING CNN PLEASE TURN THE TV OFF!
4UCKHERIDID 2 years ago
ouch... bitter much? :)
oehieze 2 years ago
Palin is dumb as a rock.
Richardgwm 2 years ago
thats very isulting to rocks
3star2nr 2 years ago 2
She's so beautiful and poised :)! No wonder why people are so envious and insecure whenever she takes the stage. Keep on trucking Sarah! You've influenced and challenged our society way more than any public figure has in so long. Praying for Palin. Praying for all our nation's leaders regardless of party.
EphesianRose 2 years ago
I'll give you beautiful, but "You've influenced and challenged our society way more than any public figure has in so long." That's crazy. How has she influence our society? And more than any public figure? Really? That's a very idiotic thing to say.
drpeaches1979 2 years ago
Yes. She didn't even have to open her mouth. All she had to do was cradle that baby and step out with her family to get everybody worked up and examine their own insecurities. "Would I have kept and loved baby Trig?" "Would I have been as supportive of my daughter who made a mistake?" "Does my family show as much love toward each other?" That whole family is simply fabulous!
EphesianRose 2 years ago
The whole family is simply fabulous? a father that doesn't have a college education, a mother could barely stay in college and sends out her daughter--a teenager mother--to appear on People magazine and talk about abstinence, a teenage daughter that got impregnated by a guy who called himself a "fin redneck" and whose mother was charged with a "second-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance -- generally manufacturing or delivering drugs." Real fabulous, just like Jerry Springer!!!
drpeaches1979 2 years ago
Wow let me back in here doc. OK many don't go to college and do great. To the rest of it, IT DON"T MATTER. Hey and being the grampa to "an on the alter kid", I love her just as much as the ones that weren't. As to the no-longer-potential mother-in-law or NLPMIL, you must not have teenagers yet. If you can COMPLETELY CONTROL the interaction of those teenagers: Bottle it up and I will sell it for you. We could say straight from _________.
I leave that to you.
gerkins1 2 years ago
Nalin Palin was quite influencing..
RichieW 2 years ago
Seeing her I hope there isn't another person that ends up like her. It's a fate worst than death to be that stupid.
slicingwater 2 years ago 2
There are many of us so thank your lucky stars.
gerkins1 2 years ago
Palin will return in 2012 smarter, wiser, tougher and hardened! She will PWN the GOP primaries and will PWN Obambi in 2012, becoming America's GREATEST POTUS of ALL TIMES! She is GOD's CHOSEN ONE, GOD INCARNATE and the LIVING EMBODIMENT of GOD HERSELF! Her 8 years will be America's GREATEST and MOST GLORIOUS years. Palin will usher in Palinomics and the Palin Revolution which will radically change this country for the better.
ecwaufisxtreme 2 years ago
ecwaufisxtreme is insane!! I would love for her to win the GOP primaries in 2012 because her opponents are going to destroy her. She will be smarter, that's not very hard when you hardly have a college education, but her opponents will show her to be the buffoon she really is. If she's god's chosen one, then he either has a sick sense of humor or he doesn't exist. No omniscient deity would ever force such a simple-minded person on such a great nation.
drpeaches1979 2 years ago 6
GOD is a SHE, NOT a he.
ecwaufisxtreme 2 years ago
Doesn't matter. If she is a kind and wise GOD, she would keep Sarah Palin away from the rest of us.
drpeaches1979 2 years ago
bye.
Tinils 2 years ago 3
I honestly dont have the balls to go and watch the entire speech afraid Im going to start screaming at the screen.
Churchx77 2 years ago 7
This comment has received too many negative votes show
As an Alaskan I am happy she resign for our benefit.
And for a completely different reason I wish Obama would resign because I believe Joe in his heart knows this administration is hurting this country.
And now we are going to send you our Sarah: product of Alaska, a product of america. And if you are smart you will listen to her.
gerkins1 2 years ago
gerkins1's post is the dumbest post I've read on youtube: "And now we are going to send you our Sarah: product of Alaska, a product of america." It sounds like you're advertising salmon. I prefer you send salmon. I prefer to listen to salmon. Salmon is smarter and more articulate than your governor.
drpeaches1979 2 years ago 2
Wrong my friend. Here is your problem and it comes from your thinking. "I prefer you send salmon." That is one of the problems. You want some one to give you something. You don't want to listen and do things for yourself. You want me to send you a salmon. I will teach you how to fish and clean and cook a salmon. I can even show you how to raise salmon, but many of you have to start doing for yourselves. The government can't give you everything. You have to learn how to get it.
gerkins1 2 years ago
You have the same warped view of the world as Palin. It's pretty rich that someone who lives in a state that is basically funded by the federal government and the oil industry would tell me that "government can't give you everything." It sounds to me that Palin's work isn't done. She's allowed to come to the lower 48 after she asks you to return the 1200 energy rebate checks and returns billions of dollars in federal subsidies to treasury. Alaskans have to learn how to do things themselves
drpeaches1979 2 years ago
You don't fund us. You fund the military to protect you, you fund the coast guard to supervise the fishing industry to help produce food for you. You fund the parks so you can visit the highest peak in North America and watch whales in Glacier Bay. We bought your railroad that was losing money and made it into a money maker. The pipeline was built by private money and has sent you billions in oil. The United States of America has received so much from Alaska.
gerkins1 2 years ago
Alaska pulled you out of the Carter Presidency with the Trans Alaskan Pipeline and Alaska will probably pull you out of what the Obama Adminsitration has done to you. You should thank your lucky stars for people like Sarah and myself, because we do think alike, don't hold grudges and welcome any well thinking people to help ourselves grow in the way humanity should: opportunity for all that wish to learn and achieve what makes sense in life, and taking care of oneself makes lots of sense to me.
gerkins1 2 years ago
That is false. The state of Alaska is funded by petroleum revenue and federal subsidies. Alaska has received more earmarks (in dollars) per capita than any other state in the nation (according to Taxpayers for Common Sense, a watchdog group which tracks earmarks). And quite frankly give us our money back. You can keep your parks, whales, and glaciers...and especially Sarah Palin.
drpeaches1979 2 years ago
OK lets see. If that is the case, we have over 30 Billion USD in savings. Why do you keep giving it too us if you do not want us to have it? No what you are viewing is payments to economy without regards to the military which is the for you, etc. I think it was about 9.25 Billion, but the US Congress voted for it, so what should I care. People worked for much of that money, and mandated federal programs like Medicaid, etc accounts for the rest. Many of us would like independence, But ....
gerkins1 2 years ago
Yes Gerkins, drpeaches expects you to send him a salmon. That's EXACTLY what he meant.
Anyway, I'll go one further and say that I would vote for a salmon before I'd vote for that idiot. (What's sad is that I really truly mean that.) As far as I'm concerned, she can and her secessionist husband can stay in Alaska for the rest of their lives because those of us in the "lower 48" want no part of this woman and her nonsense.
brimarie1 2 years ago
Hey, Bri: Salmon can't run for office FYI. Hey we like Texas can secede if we want. At least that is the rumor. I have never verified it. But it seems that some of you want her enough to go to her see every time she comes down there.
gerkins1 2 years ago
see her, reverse that
gerkins1 2 years ago
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1019drummer 2 years ago 2