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  • YOU BITCH

  • Looks like you got an orgasm ... lol

  • Please sell me your guitar I´m playing blues, I´m 12 and I play since 3 1/2 years...

  • just another shitty screamo band.

  • DUDE YOUR BAND IS BEAST!!!!!!!!!!

  • My computer died! >XO

  • WHAT IN THE F**K IS THIS S**T !!!! DAMN THAT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!

  • nice epic wanking skills

  • lmfao..i cant stop waching this shit..its fuking halerious

  • FAIL...wuta fuk wuz tht?!! lmfao

  • nice guitar

    

  • Do you have an electric shock while playing the guitar?

  • Fail... Just throw your guitar away, now...

  • sounds like a TURTLE TAKING A SHIT

  • Looks like hes beating off

  • This is one of the funniest video on youtube =))

  • Thanks for wasting 32 seconds of my life.

  • do the world a favor, take this video down and all will be forgiven

  • THAT POOR GUITAR

  • THAT MUST BE A FUCKING JOKE!

  • you should put that guitar in a rape relief shelter. 

  • gonna break your switch!

  • that sucks man LOL XD

  • Come on~Go get a killswitch!

  • i hope you know for every time you play like that a chiled dies plz take that to heart and STOP KILLING THE CHILDREN!!!!!!

  • i wonder if one of the "related videos" to your left is titled "EAR RAPE"

  • @11anonomys ...Well why don't you look at the related videos and find out?

    Lazy ass.

  • ....seriously? Lemme guess....your his...wife? No,wait...forget it, ive got better things to do...like listening to EAR RAPE :D

  • wtf is this? :D:D:D

  • this is what sublime and pot does to you.

  • 85 people had a chick choke on there dick and this brought back the memories

  • Glad I saw your other video first. Crazy, normally you don't notice your own improvement, but how could you not...

    But, your other video was good. Just don't revert back to this stage. :P

  • I´m playing 4 months and I got a Schecter Hellraiser on Christmas ;)

  • the soul o buckethead shall slap you silly BOY!!! to be honest dat was an EPIC FAIL !!!

  • another FAIL jordan

  • Wank harder Plox

  • u dont deserve that guitar

  • You are soooo bad, we fucking hate you, your ugly, you suck, and your horrible at guitar, if your soooooo good now than why dont you post a newer video, i mean you are soooo bad, this is the worst playing i have ever heard, no joke you fucking suck camel balls

  • if you think your so good, mr epiphone shithead, why did you post this video on youtube, this is probably the worst playing i have ever heard, no joke, maybe you can take on bass, but this is ridiculously bad, fuck you

  • it looks like your hardcore fingering yourself

  • Was I just tricked into watching you whack off?

  • no rythem. go learn the song

  • WTF?! you are killing buckethead and his reputation

  • This sux u have no sense of Rhythm wi da killswitch

  • such trash gtfo and take up the flute or something...

  • jajajajajajja....q haces oye¡¡¡... cuidado rompas la guitarra jajaja ... mejor devuelve la guitarra y anda a ver TV...

  • WTF

  • 85 fags clicked 'Like' for the murderer of a beautiful song -.-

  • mate stop playing buckethead if he heard that he would start crying lol

  • That sucked i hate it when parents buy their spoiled rotten kids expensive equipment and they suck ass.me on the other hand had to work up the skill tree to obtain better equipment. SHITTY SKILLS BRO! by the way your band sucks. that chug chug bullshit is gay listen to better music loser.

  • That sucked i hate it when parents buy their spoiled rotten kids expensive equipment and they suck ass.me on the other hand had to work up the skill tree to obtain better equipment. SHITTY SKILLS BRO!

  • dude ur just gona fuck up ur switch if u keep doin that

  • posted this like more then a year ago its bad i know im much better now.. why dont i remove it? because its funny that you kids comment on both of the jordan videos twice a day and have viewed the videos 50 and 60 thousand times.. translation-you love me <-------- Fag

  • these are the kinds of videos that make me want to kill myself.

  • you'll destroy your killswitch lol ^^

  • slow it down clean it up then come back

  • awful, just awful.

  • a great song killed on an amazing guitar by a little kid

  • You sir are a piece of 

  • wow how sad :/ no timing.....smh....

  • your bad:)(L)

  • LOL @ ppl still commenting on this video saying i suck, this was 3 months of me playing guitar ive been playing 3 years now this is my band

    w w w. my space. com / ohtheagonymusic

  • @dylanvthg Worst band I've ever heard.

  • @dylanvthg hahahahaha, oh the agony is correct. MY fuckin eyes are bleeding :D hahaha shit dude, my pubes have more talent than you do... just cause you have a nice guitar doesn't mean you can play, nigga ;)

  • @dylanvthg you had been playing 3 months and you had THAT GUITAR?!?!

  • @dylanvthg well you sucked back then if you dont want our coments just delete the video

  • u suck so much im sorry but it is true

  • eeeeeeeeeeew. sorry lol

  • lol your gona break you selector switch

  • ur trying to hard

  • bad bad bad 

  • ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL

  • L is for LOSER

  • wow that was really bad

  • Hey buddy, I like your enthusiasm, Its one thing to be able to play a song, and yet another thing to time it right. You got the notes but your timing is fucked...

  • No we don't love you, you're a piece of shit. It's just fun to troll shit like you : )

  • @punchkickrun

    u are fucking retarded a killswitch is real guitar playing and it is pretty damn hard to master, its harder than strumming if you ask me, and yes dude you should just go get a switch, you can acually get a damn good switch at radioshack for like 3 bucks and then just have it professionally installed,all together mine was about 35 dollars

  • switches are for people who ar 2 lazy 2 play real guitar. now go play guitar hero 2 and what losers play these days and whatnot *sounds like old man*

  • @punchkickrun umm...........switches are concidered a different style of playing. it is not for lazy peeps hey i have a switch and i pwn through the fire and flames on real guitar. so..........FUCK OFF!!!!!!!

  • @WatchdogDisciple HAHAHA! that is the worst way to give urself credit! who gives a fuck if u can play dragonforce thats shit is for kids go learn a beneath the massacre song n then call urself a good guitarist! lmfao

  • @L3ftyL3vi Really? YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY to snake your way in to someone elses conversation. Look ive already Kicked massacre's ass and its borring to me now! I mentioned dragonforce because It is alot of fun to play, and can you even play extremely fast????? if not then eat mah piss then get the fuck off mah internets

  • @L3ftyL3vi oh by the way dont use massacre as an example. aside from the fact that they suck no one understands a damn word the faggot singer is trying to sah

  • @WatchdogDisciple HAHAHA u r so fuckin stupid if you think that beneath the massacre sucks! hahaha wow man u really kill me, beaneath the massacre makes anyone of the "faggot" bands u listen to esp. buckethead look like sesame street music! id like to c u try to play diminished arpegiated sweeps in drop b tuning then you can say beneath the massacre sucks.! and seriously can i play fast? yeah i can play fast but i dont waste my time playin faggot shit like dragonforce....

  • @L3ftyL3vi *Yawns* *rocks the sweet child solo cause its better than anything mentioned in earlier comments* *flips u off* *goes off to do something les retarded*

  • @WatchdogDisciple HAHAHAHAHAH wow slash? why dont u go back to the 80s fruitcake, get over it its almost 25 years old! go get sum talent n listen to sum new shit, how bout Fermented Offal Dishcharge, if you learn that solo i would shut up but ur too much of a bitch top even try, so have fun playin ur gay lil sweet child solos n "flipping Me Off" or aka talkin like a teenage girl on the cpu butt oh wait yeah u are... sorry

  • @L3ftyL3vi *whistles a tune* *still doing things less retarded*  I won....... lesson in pcychology when you have reduced someone to namecalling.... that means that they are spent

  • @L3ftyL3vi Any thing past drop C# tuning sucks dick, cause its just terrible. No need for explanation.

  • @Tfr3sh17 wow im sorryy i didsnt know i was talkin to a buncha pussys who have no musical talent so they just say that anything past drop c sucks just becuz they cant play in it, oh my bad meanwhile someof the best metal bands in history are all in drop b even drop a tuning. but ya know u fags r a buncha mainsrtream fucks so ill let u countinue on ur lil rant of how all this suck but its really the fact that ur both imbeciles n have no musical talent esp. the dickhead tryin to play buckethead...

  • @L3ftyL3vi It's funny how you say "so ill let u countinue on ur lil rant of how all this suck but..." I merely stated two sentences, also Metal sucks. I don't listen to mainstream, obviously I listen to Nirvana, which is starting to fade away due to the shitty new rap, pop and rock. Lastly you showed your "Metal Roots" with your terrible spelling and grammar, using words like "Fag" to insult me and your middle school attitude towards music. These new kids just want "MOAR DARKER!" music.

  • @Tfr3sh17 ur terrible lol u say u dnt listen to mainstream meanwhile any band that i have said i listen to isnt mainstream at all! buckethead mainstream, guns n roses maindtream all that bull shit is mainstream go ask a 134 yr. old girl who guns n roses is n theyll tell u but go go ask a 13 yr old girl who cephalotripsy is n they will hang there head in awe, n metal is one of the most if not the most talentful music in the world so if u hate metal u obviously just hate talent, ur an imbecile...

  • wtf ......... WAS THAT!!!! AHHHHHH i never wanna listen to that song again .... AHHHHHHHH JUst quite guitar

  • - -

    หน้าตานายตั้งใจมาก

    ดูสิ กดจนเหงื่อไหลเลย

    เล่นแบบนี้ไม่น่า โมดิไฟ killswitc ใส่กีตาร์เลย เสียของ

    -*-

  • you fuckin suck a kill switch is not just ur fuckin treble switch with on setting turned down....ur such a music destroyer .... FUCK YOU FOR BEING BORN!

  • damn what the fuck was that.¡¡¡ you have a nice guitar, but you are a shit playing it

  • you know god screwed up his creation when you see this...

  • damn you fucking SUCKS! :S

  • yeah dude thats how you fuck up your pickup switcher

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA That The Best I've Seen! JK HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • ... Are you serious?

  • One word: FAIL

  • DO NOT USE THE EVER AGAIN!!!!!

  • xDDD YOOUUU SUUCKKKSS !!

  • buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • lmao

  • Omg you raped that song....

  • u trying to break that thing? get the timing right and hit it gently dumbass thats not some sort of HIT-and-BREAK thing

  • worst cover eveer! you should buy a killswitch and know how to play guitar!

  • are you trying to break that switch?

  • thats not it

  • booa worst cover ever heard

  • loli finally found this video again! we used to laugh at this shit all the time in school haha

  • what the fuck?

  • u dont deserve that guitar

  • my emotions hurt... and my ears... and your pride should...

  • That... sounds like shit

  • sorry but you just made s.... one of the best bucketheads song

  • dude that was so bad i feel like having gay butt sex

  • that was the bigist disipontment i have ever herd

  • what a wanker

  • lol looks like u were waking

  • that was shit you made buckethead very ery sad ;(

  • tht sucked

  • srry but that wasn't very good nice try.

  • that poor poor firebird. :(

  • if U switch to an press switch instead it would work better

  • sorry, but that sucks

  • fuckin cool guitar

  • hahaha wtf was that???? hahaha

  • dude i think u r ok and dont listen to em evry 1 has gotta start sumwhere and i bet they dnt even play guitar just play wiv there diks haha

  • My mom can play better.

  • WOW that was trash

  • Destroyed the pickup selector lol. Maybe be a little more gentle. Don't listen to all of these haters, keep practicing, and maybe don't post any more Youtube videos to avoid all of this hate. Wait till you get better, then post a video to show everybody how much you have improved =]

  • fuck you buckethead does not suck you whore

  • You just tainted buckethead's song.

  • You suck

  • just stop... please

  • dude u suck ass at playing this song

  • ma leati di hulo

  • hahahaha

    whatta fuck?

  • lolol

  • dude youve killd an amazing song

    i hate you :'(

  • hahahahhahahahha

  • That sounds like crap, and your beating your switch up.....

  • aprende a tocar

  • @roger0a9

    o cara eh um lixo!

  • blech wtffffffffffff

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  • yours is different try the solo know your enemy of RATM

  • BALLS'O'STEEL

  • this was soo funny...worst cover ever.

  • HAHA! U SUCK! id lugh SO HARD if ur toggle switch fell off!

  • Brave effort. Keep practicing and you'll get there lad.

  • im speach

    less

  • @fisvinden Well I'am not...This sucks no offense kid

  • ark

  • I don't know what to say.

  • Remove this shit. I'll never use a bad joke with you. you are really nuts. Ah, i forgot something... YOU SUCK.

  • haha this is hella funny

  • I feel sorry for:

    1. the guitar you are torturing

    2. the song that you ruined

    3. Buckethead (if he ever watch this)

  • haha

  • Widać że kolego walisz konia prawą ręką i masz w tym zajebistą wprawę.

  • why would you even post a video like that? i know a guy with no arms that coulda played that better

  • youve ruined that song

    ffs

  • Dude. Honestly. That was the most painful thing ever to see. Such a beautiful guitar being treated like that. Honestly. Take this piece of shit down.

  • dude,dont push the switch just touch it and u will get a good sound:)

  • Oh man. The poor guitar. You are breaking it!!

    Keep practicing a bit

  • looks like his tripping on some crazy shit.....sounds fucking terrible

  • uhm....xD .....FAIL....LOL

    nice try tho, you look pissed

  • Who are you angry at? Take it out on them and not the guitar!

  • LOL !!!!

  • how does it feel to rape two things?? bucket heads songs and the killswitch???

  • please god just take the vid off youtube... SO BAD!!!! get a real killswitch and stop raping buckethead's songs...

  • LOLOLOLOLOL this sux x)

  • geat an actual killswitch and stop disgrassing bucketheads songs

  • got no sperm anymore??

  • you look like you are trying to masturbate and are failing...

  • Dude, I'm not saying that you suck, but this video just makes you look bad. And anyway, that's not a killswich. You did kind of a Tom Morello kind of thing where you turned down the volume on one pickup and up on another and just switched back and forth, didn't you? A killswich is just a button wired into the volume pot on the guitar. Press it and the sound cuts off, release it and it comes back. If you're gonna play buckethead on a firebird, use a killswich instead of the pickup selector.

  • DON'T RAPE THE KILLSWITCH!

  • this is really bad. keep practicing lol...

  • LOL , dude, please, stop IT... U SUCK MAN!!!