Most Interesting Man in the World on Self Defense

[KillerKings200]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, GKJGKJFSJKAGWIFASKDDJNFKSDBFS

[Mills117]

He lost his virginity before his father

[adkinsgw1]

I took this guy's daughters virgitity, and he found me and took it back

[ptevans01]

His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

[vivalaryan54]

He played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun... and won

[cmclay4545]

I don't always have sex with prostitutes, but when I do they pay me.

[Essefen]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I take an arrow to the knee

[DrOkinawa88]

He looked kinda scared though.. lol idt that one would suffice

[Pasguiroq]

" i dont always eat pussy

but when i do i make sure she cleans my butthole first"

[SuperCracksmoke]

i dont always drink beer, but when i do it is usually stolen

[DarKKnightt07]

I don't always smoke weed, but when I do I can't remember a damn thing.

[pricture]

I dont always drink beer, when when I do, I start talking about when I dont always drink beer....

[PhoGuy70]

I don't always drink beer but when i do i get naked and sleep on the street

[darthsadic]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I find every woman attractive.

[Logoseum]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I can't remember driving home.

[TheSkrawnyApple]

you'd think for the most interesting man in the world he could get some hotter women

[skater6511]

When he smokes angle dust the devil cries

[mynamemaru]

i dont always have sex. But when i do,everyone hits orgasm.

[eagravante]

When you play the video a second time he watches you.

[nominalvelocity]

What? Fend your enemies off by looking constipated?

[enchantedbananas]

he once walked into a 30 story building and refused to leave until the 4 pigs were found. the mattress got hard and it took a crane to get him out.

[castingtherunes]

The sperm he ejaculates miss living in his balls.

[slashpwnt]

@castingtherunes LMFAO

[spamdude1]

Why would I want to stay thirsty? Fuck you.

[homerow45]

After he knocks u out, YOU'll feel the need to buy HIM a dos equis, ''stay thirsty my friends''

[theothertroll]

@homerow45 - He's interesting, not a tough guy. Pull your head out of your ass my friend.

[BMX4life689]

The new chuck Norris

[tdirtyatl]

His stare killed Bin Laden.

[TOBAYsurfernumber1]

he can get a cow from milk

[OwnerKidThe1st]

I dont always leave comments but when i do, its about the most interesting man in the world

[BlueDoGGdeMoCrat]

i dont always masturbate .. but when i do , i make sure to get it all on video and watch it later to masturbate to

[sagemode1100]

CHUCK NORRIS'S DAD

[kingDiablocero]

He once caught a bullet....buy blinking.

[117vids]

Chuck norris?

[sw204me]

I don't get it, what's so special about this guy?

[Ramen117]

@sw204me Watch all the other commericals and you will understand.

[CriticalSammy]

such a bro

[kingJoker660]

He once told microsoft to make him a i-pad.... an they did

[yanbu000]

...when he does test the JAVA code he writes, he always tests in production…

[xPulse582]

Chuck norris makes jokes about him.

[samoanfun11]

@xPulse582 but when he sees him, he asks him "Father?"...

[JLDD4510]

He once beat Bobby Fischer in a chess match... Using Checkers.

[mandunya]

whats that background song

[Wheelzk30]

His stare is the real reason the playstation network is down

[Beedizzle96]

He shits Viagra

[Beedizzle96]

Maps ask him for directions

[Kronik2g2]

He once visited Mac and bit off a piece of their Apple Logo, thus making them a profit.

[ItlogNaEgg]

he could last days on sex with no rest, just pissing but still looking at the woman.

[bgonskobe]

his tears cure aids........to bad he never cries......never.

[Tyrunner0097]

He once shed a tear...and then ordered it back into his eye.

[moester46]

He filled out his own birth certificate.

[DIE985]

@TakeMusicOver kinda defeats the purpose, dont ya think?

[NarutoDude134]

he once had sex with Chuck Norris, and they made "The man your man can smell like"

[ACDC7GNR]

@NarutoDude134 LMAO THATS SO GOOD!

[WhyEvolutionIsTrue]

He onced watched the video that kills you in 7 days......... and lived.

[WhyEvolutionIsTrue]

He onced watched the video that kills you in 7 days......... and lived.

[goffela1]

He teach Juan Valdez how to ride a mule...

[goffela1]

He knows the secret to make love standing on a hammock....

[TakeMusicOver]

I dont always take baths... but when i do, I shit in the tub and push it down the drain with my foot

[mayhoo24]

@TakeMusicOver You made me laugh really hard. Good one

[Goodspittin]

@I couldn't stop laughing so 5 min after i read htat

[dakinedakineman]

@TakeMusicOver haha what the fuck

[NICKRITZER]

@TakeMusicOver i dont know why i just gave that a thumbs up but i did. lol

[starwars501stfan]

@TakeMusicOver thats fucking genius!

[uwlwsrpm]

@TakeMusicOver Keep puking my friends.

[ItheSwick]

@TakeMusicOver You definitely just made my day. I felt like an idiot laughing so loudly at a Youtube comment, but you made my day.

[tehUBERn00blet]

@TakeMusicOver Wow, I didn't even get to hear the ad because I was too busy laughing at that comment.

[Bristo777]

@TakeMusicOver You could at least push it properly... with your hands.

[TheSkrawnyApple]

@TakeMusicOver hahaha thts fucking hilarious

[MrssPotatoDick]

@TakeMusicOver hahaha legendary

[crobilly19]

@TakeMusicOver yOU ARE SO WRONG....LOL

[LearningAlongTheWay]

@TakeMusicOver God help me I can't stop crying.

[DragBag2000]

@TakeMusicOver HAHHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT SOME FUNNY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[SALmetalseven]

@TakeMusicOver HAHAHAAHA!! I came.... twice.

[dipsetball]

@TakeMusicOver Stay dirty my friends :D

[TheCheeseMan02]

what is the name of the song or where can i get it

[gilbambi]

he is believed to be the only man to turn right and left at the same time

[linkathedge]

I cannot figure out what he said

[jayvercetti]

@linkathedge

the right look should suffice

[tferrell5]

this man is...the supreme broski

[amazingwonder9]

...I think I just jizzed a little

[rinniechan]

anyone knows the song ????????

[Ramen117]

@rinniechan /watch?v=VIio9xEmUUE

[rinniechan]

@Ramen117 thanks mate! may the most intresting man bless you.

[danismithnjd]

If he fucks you in the ass, you would thank him....with a reach around!

[TheBradyrulez]

I dont always drink beer. But when I do, I beat my wife and kids savagely

[warhero4545]

@TheBradyrulez And how do have more comments than the other people not beating their wife and kids?

[legofan777]

He once looked at the sun and the sun turned off....

[FredoS20]

when chuck norris heard who the most interesting man was....he turned into justin bieber to have a disguise.

[blueinfinity08]

If he were to punch you in the face, you will fight the urge to thank him.

[MoarPretzels4Boiz]

I took his advice. I still got my ass kicked.

[anthonyu613]

he can defuse a bomb with that look

[TheTranceCartel]

He put a sperm bank out of business.

[classysasafrassy]

It's been said that he can make a bolt of lightning by rubbing his balls together.

He's the most interesting man in the world.

[lolzy123321]

forget chuck norris this guy owns this bitch

[HaylonHarroo87]

Chuck norris aint got shit on this guy.

[marlito166]

I just shit my pants and repented!!!!

[tekneek03]

lmfao

[coolclassclown]

what the fuck does he say?

[TVAMERICAS]

@coolclassclown

He said fu you fag.

[coolclassclown]

@TVAMERICAS no i think that he said you like it in the ass, then you suck the poop cum blood off his dick

[trogdororeo]

@coolclassclown the right hook should suffice.

[LedosKell]

@trogdororeo

I thought he said "the right look should suffice" because then he just stares at the camera for a few seconds.

[TVAMERICAS]

@LedosKell Absolutely right!

trogdororeo and coolclassclown are two fags suffering hearing loss!

(Normal Symptoms for heavy fagness.)

[LedosKell]

@TVAMERICAS

No need to insult those two.

[HaylonHarroo87]

@coolclassclown He says, "The right look should suffice."

[Oxstayne]

"He once told a lie, to the truth, and it believed him."

"He went skydiving without parachute, and landed on cloud."

"He pulled over a cop, for speeding."

"He earned the Medal of Honor once, ten times."

[blender124]

someone once slapped him, once, ONCE!!!!!

[kuvar23]

He don't always do a guys, but when he does he like two at the time.

[victorianenglish]

@kuvar23 your english is as bad as your perverted jokes

[MrJeff1947]

"I don't always drink beer..but when I do..I make sure it's not Pabst Blue Ribbon"

[MegaGanjaman95]

i believe i just shit my pants.

[GojinAkechi]

After watching this I had to go crawl in the corner in the fetal position. His gaze was just that powerful.

[lacostic]

If you ever caught him sleeping with your wife you would give your wife a high-five

[SparkX61]

@lacostic If you ever caught him sleeping with your wife YOU would leave pregnant.

[Kronik2g2]

@lacostic LMAO

[theothertroll]

@lacostic - if he got caught sleeping your wife he'd be have to be pretty drunk off his ass.

[WolfKing0303]

@theothertroll DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNN­NNN

[checkfoldcallraise]

this guy tiled the dance floor at the Taj Mahal and then danced the tango with the queen of england on it.

[RONCHECHE]

The last time he gave that look it led to the fall of the Roman empire

[Gregwuzhere]

He could start an internet sensation

[tbopne]

Chuck norris once made a joke for him.

[The1buzzinbee]

He grows crops AT NIGHT!!!!

[MrArando]

His voice just raped me



[Gregwuzhere]

@MrArando it's not a rape if you like it.

[warplanred]

this has become chuck norris all over again

[captainz33]

he once gave that same look to a bullet.

it became afraid and killed the one with that shot it

[midnightoceans]

even his typing can not be forged

[naniekso]

i like the part from 0:00-0:17

[soxfan12286]

He once drove his car cross country...on an empty tank of gas.

[PeekaPeep]

The stare that killed a thousand emos on sight...

[thecheapguy]

he can talk down a jumper...without saying a word

[MultiMorningWood]

He came into a bar and fired everyone.....they believed him.

[jewonabike12]

What does this don say?

[Saviour171]

"He is 'The One That Got Away'."

"The judge rises for him when he comes to court."

"He beat a computer in chess...twice."

"His beard is more neat than the parade grounds at West Point".

[LonesomePaleRider]

If you ever caught him sleeping with your wife you would give him a high five.

Chuck Norris once came to him for advice.

He is the Old Spice Guy's father. The Old Spice Guy just doesn't know it yet.

He is the real identity of Captain Falcon.

He is the only man alive who can pity Mr. T.

He is the most interesting man in the world.

[matlock12c]

HE ONCE CROSSED THE STREET DURING A PLACK PANTHER MARCH, AND THEY STOPPED SO HE COULD PASS... BOTH TIMES...

[EvelTwinOfSlogmaster]

They keep his DNA on file at all maternity wards across the world. And test it against every born child. 

[Tinman888100]

He is... The most interesting man in the world.

[cooliojoe562]

He was once killed... and respawned.

[SWflashproductions]

@cooliojoe562 you mean died...

[yoops]

When he was born, he crawled out of his mothers womb on his own.

[alwaysmasturbating]

F*ck Chuck Norris. If Brokeback Mountain proved anything is that all cowboys are gay.

[beard0b0]

he once got into a fight with chuck norris but held back to make it a draw

[stig422]

@dbowie2OO7 how did i compare him with mr norris, are you blind or cant read english you call me stupid and make your self look foolish

[dbowie2007]

@stig422 you just call him 60 year old C Norris... what's the matter with you? don't you remember your own postings? do you have amnesia? or are you just a filthy LIAR?

[chrisp213]

the most interesting man in the world bores Chuck norris

[stig422]

a 60 year old chuck norris no match for a 80 year old chinese grandmaster of the shaolin

[dbowie2007]

@stig422 DUDE comparing The Most Interesting Man in the World with Chuck Norris is plain stupid, what do you think that only C Norris has beard in the world? and have you ever go to spanish speaking countries like Spain, Argentina, Mexico, etc where MANY men have full beards and talk like The Most Interesting Man in the World!??!!

[EvelTwinOfSlogmaster]

@dbowie2007 But how many men list their beard on their organ donor card?

[dbowie2007]

@EvelTwinOfSlogmaster only The Most Interesting Man in the World :)

[chanju567]

No one needs to know his name because everyone knows who he is.

[cruherrx]

We are all lesser men compared to this guy X_X

[2010chubbs]

Is The Most Interesting Man in the World > Chuck Norris or is it the other way around?

[zcap22]

what's soo creepy about this is that the stare actually works. i stop the vid at 0:14 cause i couldn't take it.

[DaVeRVe]

He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest. On the 4th day, he won

[DaVeRVe]

i love this ad

[mightycago]

They once took his daughter virginity... and He got it back

[Jay3zz]

i dont always drink beer, but when i do, i beat my wife.

[kinggsalas]

i canr understand what he says wil someone pleas tell im dying to know

[AICfan33]

@kinggsalas the right look should suffice

[holdencaufield200]

Upon noticing Neal Armstrong exit Apollo 11 onto the moon, he told him "I've been here a week already and there's nothing here but these damn rocks".

[doublejax]

He once called 9-1-1 and told them "Don't send anyone, I'm on the scene"!

[umbsix]

@doublejax :) Good one... Thanx... That waz funny.

[umbsix]

When I Tryed to capture a picture of his scary mean face on my iPod, my iPod went dead..

[tferrell5]

@umbsix my mind exploded :|

[gerrythrash]

His 'to do' lists have won Pulitzer Prizes.

[throwback032007]

@gerrythrash  lol

[awesomestation3]

he is chuck norris's FATHER.

[mrblackman5811]

@awesomestation3 people say chuck norris fathered himself by going back in time, and had sex with mother, nasty yes but in chuck norris' case bad-ass

[awesomestation3]

when he stered a t me liked that i JIZZED IN MY PANTS! XD

[canadamonster]

he really is the most interesting man in the world

[ngpslt]

His mother has a tattoo that says "son".

[BODaciousVideoClips]

If I can't get a BOD Light.. I drink PREFER Dos Equis.

The Wizard of BOD