Snakebite (Jake and Amir)
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  • serpent slut lol

    clarissazomgwtf 6 days ago

  • Comment removed

    RyanPriceish 1 week ago

  • kmfl...begining :..hahahaha ow..fuck me in my goat ass!

    kmfl funny shit!

    IrepJnigga 1 week ago in playlist Season 1

  • 1:17

    DajaWaja 1 week ago

  • Woa, little bitch nicked me.

    gillriet773 1 week ago

  • Thanks for all the quotes now i don't even have to watch the video.

    diecastcarcollecter 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos 6

  • "WHOA! Little bitch nicked me"

    ZethShuffler 3 weeks ago

  • hear that you serpent slut

    nttm94 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1 2

  • 1:15 youre welcome.

    saintiamnot 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1

  • funniest episode of all

    Dialga355 3 weeks ago

  • fuck me up my goat ass !! LOL

    ahmedatef83 3 weeks ago

  • Jake's hair.

    LuckyMayMay 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1

  • Poor Pat

    vinylcollection1 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1

  • we all have a friend like amir

    TheGamingGrid22 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor

  • @AdidasTop2 Jesus christ, you would be dead.

    MorningMidget 1 month ago

  • I had to pause the video half-way through so I wouldn't die of laughing so hard

    leapfraggershift2 1 month ago

  • @AdidasTop2

    ... how are you still alive

    SgtBrainDead 1 month ago

  • 1:18 jakes trying not to smile 

    TobeHD 1 month ago

  • 192 people have sex with owls regularly

    MKR178 2 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • I had to pee before this video. Now i don't...... I went to the restroom in the middle of the video, what did you think I did?

    djicecream223 2 months ago

  • Fuck me in my goat ass!

    irao914 2 months ago 13

  • Haha you hear you lil' serpent slut, I'm not deaf! xD

    MsMaruchan 2 months ago 3

  • hoot gives a shit?

    

    tandoorifury 2 months ago

  • these videos really dont have as many views as they deserve

    purpleclors3 2 months ago

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    FREE LOL BUTTONS!!!

    DannyBoi7342 2 months ago 6

  • For the rest of my life, all I'm going to hear is noises, and you. Do you know how doomed I am? 

    ruckaruckaaallii 2 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • Everyone posts a comment about how they fell asleep watching Jake and Amir. STOP FISHING FOR LIKES.

    RaNdOmJaCkO 2 months ago

  • fuck me in my goat ass...i think i just died XD

    juiceojala 2 months ago

  • 1:20 Jake starts laughing xD

    undeadgamer95 3 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • This is probably one of my favorite episodes from them hahaha

    therealitybeforeyou 3 months ago

  • These should come with an addictiveness warning

    Ukesydemas 3 months ago in playlist Season 1 2

  • I really shouldn't watch these while drinking milk.

    SodiumHydroxideRG 3 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • lol amir's the prick AND the bitch xD

    FITBMX97 3 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • wai wai wai wait ....snakes can go with out food for about 2 months ....i think

    SuperHardstyler4ever 3 months ago

  • press 6 for my personal favorite amir quote

    habbor2d2 3 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • 192 people go bit by a snake

    nigasmoshtardtime 3 months ago

  • Whoa! Little bitch nicked me

    Jacos233 3 months ago

  • Hoot gives a shit... come on man?!!

    Deanoz 3 months ago

  • LOL

    jason192229 3 months ago

  • silly collegehumor: a snake would only eat every month. also, they won't go after you if you're moving around. it scares the shit out of them!!

    InDiepKid 3 months ago

  • 191 people have a snake bite

    BensWays 3 months ago

  • i was running around with dead mice on my body taunting her

    D7Industries 3 months ago

  • ...cuz she was being a bitch!

    lilmissfalloutboy 3 months ago

  • i feel sorry for pat

    bhulse777 3 months ago

  • another day at the races

    bhulse777 3 months ago

  • Little bitch just nicked me lol

    scrappy452 3 months ago

  • One of the funniest videos i have ever seen haha

    ChicagoFury11 3 months ago

  • Dumbass went for it, hah, aaand got it lmao

    93sk8rguy 3 months ago

  • "Sounds like you're the prick and the bitch"

    thedynamix 3 months ago 2

  • Whoa lil bitch nicked me :D

    LOLTODEATH 3 months ago

  • that prank is so something Jim would do to Dwight

    demonFanEv 3 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • "You here that you serpent slut."xD

    KFCLuv 3 months ago

  • Fuck me in my goat ass.

    TheKomodo14 3 months ago 3

  • this was the first Jake and Amir i ever saw.....my biggest mistake

    TrollzUnderTheBridge 4 months ago

  • whoooooo, gives a shit?

    libyanaman 4 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • They need to get "another day at the races" on a busted tee :D

    OhNoesItsJulia 4 months ago

  • i think amir is immortal.

    sirhoeable 4 months ago

  • 191 dislikes

    HOOTHOOT GIVES A SHIT?!

    camobeast100 4 months ago

  • Whoo gives a shit?! xD

    Roronoa2zoro 4 months ago

  • When Jake asked what happened to the ten owls i was kind of expecting Amir to say "They freakin moved!"

    nitsuji1 4 months ago in playlist Season 1 2

  • Ya' serpent slut.

    adio0205 4 months ago

  • i don't understand how College humor is not the most popular page on youtube. I mean what more could you want

    BlatentBagel 4 months ago

  • Doobs

    theCRAZYtwizzler 4 months ago

  • "Hahaha oww f*** me in my goat ass"

    "little ass went for it and got it"

    "Whoah! Little bitch nicked me"

    "They're fricken dead"

    " what? Omg I think I just turned death"

    LMAO Iluv amir!!

    tyrahutcherson02 4 months ago

  • I wish I cud make amirs whooo gives a shit my text alert

    truhb4sho 4 months ago

  • "Little bitch nicked me" LMAO

    93sk8rguy 4 months ago

  • I almost died when Amir said "Whoo~ gives a shit?"

    Zoshimo 4 months ago in playlist Season 1 140

  • @Zoshimo I didn't because you spoiled it for me.

    Dubstepation 1 week ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor

  • Hoot gives a shit?

    lawngboardin 4 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • whroo gives a shit?

    shuti990 4 months ago

  • Ha...he called it a slut

    camkeezy3 4 months ago

  • smug prick...

    ez4u2read 4 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • Whooo-o-o-o gives a shit?

    DotLicker 4 months ago in playlist Season 1 283

  • @DotLicker favorite part!!!

    fersure15100 1 month ago

  • @tsamneb because Jake and Amir are friggin un predictable :)

    TheDukEpicness 4 months ago

  • fuck me in my goat ass. another day at the races

    jonahthemaster 4 months ago

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    DazMan9000 4 months ago

  • id love to have pats desk

    freerrun 4 months ago in playlist Season 1 3

  • How awesome would it be to work at CollegeHumor?

    mlrtmn 5 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • why is it that sometimes Jake and Amir is censored and sometimes it isn't?

    tsamneb 5 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • :( I watched this video in hopes oif Amir getting snakebites XD Like the double lip; piercings lol

    WKUKForever99 5 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • BAHAHAHAHA at1:37 he yelled his own name

    YoungKeley 5 months ago

  • @YoungKeley God is nothing compared to Amir

    CashlessNick 5 months ago

  • @CashlessNick wtf first off i said jake mouthed jake

    second off wtf??

    YoungKeley 5 months ago

  • @YoungKeley I thought tha you meant his name was god ("oh my GOD i think i just turned deaf")

    CashlessNick 5 months ago

  • @CashlessNick You really can't compare God and Amir. I mean, the guy is awesome and all, but he is no Amir.

    SteakToasterZ 4 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • @SteakToasterZ Thats what i told him

    CashlessNick 4 months ago

  • Snake and Amir

    hahaimoldenough 5 months ago 5

  • The jugular is on both sides, the side where the wound is located is the external jugular

    mitcho6612 5 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • Really guys woooh gives a shit

    MrDalmation17 5 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • Lol doomed is a good word for that situation ahah

    tystormify 5 months ago

  • i have literally fallen asleep every night for the past 2 months watching jake and amir season 1 on random shuffle.

    360TheaterOfPWN 5 months ago in playlist Season 1 149

  • @360TheaterOfPWN hw dyu put it on random shuffle?

    GetSumNutz 3 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • @360TheaterOfPWN me too me too!!!!

    sk84ever515 3 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • no top comments? oh well,tits

    tdjsa 5 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • lol Amir can whooo and Josh can Seagull XD

    TheShadoKnite 5 months ago

  • whoo gives a shit? lol

    tdjsa 5 months ago

  • China is celebrating it's 1000000th year anniversary! Just type Porn on your mobile browser and Theres Your PRIZE! "Stio with the fuxking apple and subway thing"

    earlie789 5 months ago

  • whrooo gives a shit! 

    FRENETIC11 5 months ago

  • press 6 for best joke ever

    orensheff 6 months ago

  • Actually, most snakes only need to eat once a week at the least... So he wasn't starving it. It was hungry, but not starving. I think. I'm no expert.

    SnowAngel114118 6 months ago

  • WHOA! Little bitch nicked me! xD

    Asianboy43 6 months ago

  • I watch this everyday...sooooo hilarious 

    iShaannonn 6 months ago

  • of course he didnt actually get bit by a snake....dumb asses

    iShaannonn 6 months ago

  • I honestly couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.

    Dukefanx336 6 months ago

  • Why are you guys pointing out that its fake? Of fucking course it's fake. It's a damn comedy skit, he didn't ACTUALLY get bitten by a snake.

    SuperGreenlizard 6 months ago 87

  • bullshit! this is fake no way he got bit by a snake

    IMrXI 6 months ago

  • Minecraft

    SilentSheep845 6 months ago

  • Fake

    SilentSheep845 6 months ago

  • cosmic panda

    MGRUBERSVILLE 6 months ago

  • 'they're frickin' dead, hoooot gives a shit?'

    ILikeDann 6 months ago

  • Who else fuckin lost it when Amir said.."Who0o0 gives a shit.."

    IPvpEpic 6 months ago 4

  • "Hahaha - ow. Fuck me in my goat ass."

    HazerWITHTHElazeR 6 months ago 2

  • Wait, he's been starving the snake for two weeks, but he got her a week ago when she bit his cousin....

    scobie2010 6 months ago

  • @scobie2010 and snakes can go for months without eating

    wyattthompson1 6 months ago

  • fuck me in my goat ass. lololol

    BFMV517 6 months ago in playlist Jake and Amir Season 1

  • I don't want t check out the huge range of shoes at styletread

    beinglazyismything 6 months ago

  • whoo gives a shit lmao x

    Tawni5 6 months ago 3

  • they're freaking dead

    rhcprxbandits 6 months ago

  • hahahaha omg this was a good one

    Owner951 6 months ago

  • whooooooooooooooooooooooo gives a shit.

    yrasianinvasiontv 6 months ago

  • Why has no one quoted ' Hoot gives a shit ' yet ?

    McGuireHD 6 months ago

  • Little bitch nicked me!

    ClaireDawson10 6 months ago 2

  • Hear that you little serpent slut! xD

    getoriggedundead 6 months ago

  • Dumbass went for it...... and got it

    dbpaintballer95 6 months ago

  • quote from the video

    Dmolinski 6 months ago

  • press 6 and wait

    28880 6 months ago

  • he wasnt starving the snake, some of those things should be fed every 2 weeks so...

    BluDavid100 6 months ago

  • ohmygosh, it looks like my snake O:

    Topazmagic 6 months ago

  • That was the funniest Jake and Amir I have watched!!!!

    austin1110987653210 6 months ago

  • HOOO gives a shit?!

    donvadon 6 months ago 2

  • HILARIOUS!!!

    qbred18 6 months ago

  • I LOVE YOU GUYSS.! <3 I watch you like all the time . :))))

    MillzandAmez 6 months ago

  • Oohhh.. new camera!

    loudloving 6 months ago

  • Hoot gives a shit :)

    kmurray839 6 months ago

  • Then i decided to start taunting her you know dancing around with dead mice all over my body....Dumbass went for and got it LMAO!:)

    kmurray839 6 months ago

  • It's all good, considering that snakes don't eat more than every second week

    thelumptube 6 months ago

  • Swearing always makes things funny!

    slowframe 6 months ago

  • Hoo gives a shit?... XD

    ARayJONT 6 months ago 2

  • " i've had like 10 owls in the past year. What happened to them? their frikken dead" LMFAO

    coneconehead2121 6 months ago