Kevin Smith Bleepin Awesome Awards and Clerks II trailer

[Demeskus]

Funny as in "pathetic" :P

[shiny3000]

Hey, did anyone ever tell you that you look just like Blunty3000?

[shiny3000]

Dude. You look just like Blunty3000!

[gone8888]

U don't get it, i wish to remain anon, not interested in publicity.

Thanks anyway for your good intentions. I think Am. cannot think anymore. Needs images for stimulation. Very MTV centric

[csthundercat]

NOISE NOISE NOISE smoking weed smoking whizz doin coke drinking beers drinking beers beers beers rollin fatties smoking blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smoking blunts!!!

[ybmc]

I thought he was Jack Black

[bunglezip]

who is kevin smith?

[weeeee1037]

i deffinataly dont kuss enough!!

[Ibeks]

Kevin Smith rockz!

[fawkesee]

As a huge fan (literally, since I am a big food fan also)of Kevin Smith movies, I just don't feel I have the talent or huge cowbunga's to submit a video that could come close to his level of film-making. Silent Bob is a god, Kevin Smith is just awesome.

[LamStock]

fuck times square. but it depends.. does Axl have a jack?

[phonecall]

Flarbages

[LordThree]

yawn

[gracieflo18]

awe yay kevin smith!! yayers!!

[chakaroff]

Too bad you don't accept international entries...

[itsallgood7339]

Kevin your a fat bleepin asshole your movies suck dick and so do you

[fawkesee]

Hey itsallgood7338, I thought it was all good? In addition, I think you meant to use "you're" (as in you are) as your second word, instead of the possesive "your". You also seem to be missing all punctuation. Example: Itsallgood7339 you're an iliterate anal sphincter. Your letter performs felacio and so do you (poorly and without imagination).

[Crescenz]

This guy is a frickin' untalented embarassment at just another testament to the absolute meiodcrity known as New Jersey!

[devoelodi]

Silent bob, u sexy as hell. i'd like u line u up with three other guys and go down on u like a circus seal. FAG. i hate guys, i love chicks!

[CennameP]

I vote for Mr. Pregnant to submit his video.

[KaliopeMoonSong]

i bleepin' love KS! i'm there baby!!! with bells on... seriously... i'll have bells on!

[milkowaif]

whu ?

[Dogmatic1]

I like Kevin Smith; not because of his dick & fart jokes, but because he can go from Clerks to Chasing Amy and back again (JaSBSB & Jersey Girl), and do it so well. As for this media whore-ism... well, enough is enough.

[AnimeomegA]

lmao! Silent bob!

[Mumblebee]

I'm just glad they sped that previewguy up, thought he'd never make it before this thing ended.

[yetibear]

WOW!! Wish I could get paid to pimp Myself out!!

[smokingcheeba]

sellllout

[Sushipopeye]

Adoro os filmes do Kevin Smith!!

Parabéns!

[otaku1524]

Kevin Smith (bleeping) rocks!

[Aspartamebraintumor]

What if people actually send vids of them fucking, maybe this is just a way to get normal people to submit amateur porn videos so sites get free material.

[Demeskus]

Kinda funny how everyone's flaming Kevin. Think you're tough because you're mocking a man. THROUGH THE INTERNETS NONETHELESS. I mean, whoa!

[fawkesee]

Amen! Hwever, is that funny as in "HaHa" or funny as in "pathetic"?

[avelione]

I love you Kevin Smith! But Even more I love Trent Reznor! I'm so sorry! =D

[guylarge]

that about sums up his talents - by the way, to the commenters at the top of the page - crawl out of Smiths ass, dont just comment for the sake of you lonley arseholes

[chatfan]

oh... this damn thing is yanks only, so much for global

another funny detail: one month and only 199 people joined the group... what a total failure.

love yeah kev, you look sexy in that beard, prada?

[chatfan]

Wow the pizza really does add 10 pounds to the camera. Hey Kev, love yah buddy but can you stop it with the selfpromoting please?

Your not going to be bought by google for 1.6 bln k? If your not getting enought attention through all the websites its because people don't care, not because you didn't try all the other try ways to promote your *beep*

hugs and kisses

devoted fan

[rdelaney]

I like kevin smith!!

[Grandmastu]

Oh my god that is funny!

[spurtingcocks69]

your films are shit you ugly nerd faggot

[fawkesee]

Mmmmm, "ugly nerd faggot" comment from a guy named "spurtingcocks69". Me thinks he is calling the kettle black! BTW, sorry Kevin turned you down when you asked him out.

[chopin65]

Why are you so into Kevin Smith? This guy is just shoot his mouth off. By the way, it is a bad idea to post suggestions when you're favorites are muscle freaks. The real message is coming out of the closet there dude. I think he is married dude, just so you know.

[fawkesee]

By the way...DUH! LOL I think I touched a nerve. He is married with a daughter. I respect him as a film maker and enjoy his films. Respect is something you are obviously in short supply of.

[chopin65]

Respect for what? For films that don't impress me, with expected performances and Ben Affleck who is the worst actor of all time. Come on! You are so totally gay for Kevin Smith and Ben Affleck. Didn't you even see Pearl Harbor?! By the way I did see Jersey Girl. Who assigned you as Kevin Smith Watch dog? Unless someone addresses you why are you into to dishing out the hate. Yes, I can take the heat... I knocked his movies, not him. Get it straight.

[fawkesee]

You seem to be a little homophobic there "dude". Homophobic AND hypocritical, since you see no problem in dissing people that like Kevin Smith's work. As far as Ben Affleck being "the worst actor of all time", don't you ever get tired of sweeping negative generalizations? That shows your ignorance more than anything I could say. If he was the worst actor ever, he wouldn't have an acting career (sort of like you)! Nobody assigned me K.M's watch dog. Who assigned you to be a movie critic?

[stfuxtiph]

Kevin Smith is bleepin' awesome!

XD

[xmetalmilitia95]

isnt he tht guy from a few Degrassi episodes?

[gibbek]

Clerks II was amazing. love kevin smith and jason mewes, so effin funny....

[Prime2005]

Kevin Muthableeper Smith!!! Yeahhhh!!!

[grif444]

leave him alone Spadge

[Spadge35]

Not surprising with a name like that :-)

[PhilMcKrakken]

I don't get it.

[bobolob]

Yea, I can understand why people are talking about Kevin Smith moreso than the content of the commercial itself. I need to see Clerks Dos about 10 more times real soon. And I wouldn't want any creepy video I submitted to be shone in Times Squares for fear of death :) But that's not enough for me to not, that is if I had talent like that.

[chopin65]

Folks get kind of protective...not that it matters...I personally think he is no big deal. Be carefull though there is this luntic fan going after anyone who says anything bad about Kevin Smith or his movies. So far he has only proven that he makes no logical sense.

[bobolob]

The fan or Kevin Smith? I like Kevin Smith movies because he doesn't cater to any particular group of people and you can just laugh, or not laugh if you prefer, and have a good time.

[chopin65]

Well I am bored by his stuff. But I don't have a problem with him personally. Some of his choices. I think that there is better comedy out there. Smarter stuff. But again its personal taste. Thanks for not attacking me for not enjoying his work. This fawkesee guy has been jumping anyone who dosen't worship at a Kevin Smith alter. Thanks bud.

[fawkesee]

Not really, I have no problem with anyone that doesn't care for his films.There are lots of directors and films that just aren't my taste. I just don't feel the need to attack their career and film-making abilities on a comment page that has nothing to do with either. Perhaps there is a "I Hate Kevin Smith Films" blog you can join if you feel this strongly about this specific director. BTW, "I am bored by his stuff" is the most reasonable thing you have said about his films.

[fawkesee]

My comments were not so much about your dislike of Kevin Smith's films as much as how you expressed them. I don't feel you have to worship Mr Smith, just don't get nasty about it (and then wonder why fans of his get offended).

[chopin65]

I just remember someone calling me a "nerd" when they know nothing about me. Remember, you took the first swing at me.

[bobolob]

Just out of curiousity why are you bored with his stuff? Kevin Smith puts out a wide variety a different kinds of funny in his movie. Yes, some of it is really vulgar, but at the same time, he's just pushing the envelope without actually showing gross things. He leaves much of it to the imagination and you don't even realize it. But like I said, it's all a matter of opinion and perspective.

[chopin65]

Ok, you I respect. You're able to express an opinion without taking jabs. In truth I enjoyed the first Clerks but films like Chasing Amy, and Jersey Girl didn't hold my attention. Like you say it is a matter of opinion and perspective. But thanks for not being an asshole. Later buddy.

[bobolob]

I never actuall saw Jersey Girl. Chasing Amy, his supposed best film, wasn't terrible, but like you I wasn't too into it. His movies are usually well written though. I loved Clerks, though it's one those movies that can lose your attention if you can't get past the first 15-20 min. Dogma is probably his best to me, but I actually I think I like Jay and Silent Bob even more just because it was insane.

[fawkesee]

Actually, since I don't know you, I said you were "probably a nerd". You just must have read only "nerd" after all the eyestrain as a library worker. Sorry if your feelings gor hurt.

[chopin65]

Appology accepted. I am glad to make amends and wish you well fawkesee. Peace.

[AkewsticRockR]

I'm definitely not bleepin awesome enough.

[tehdon]

Kevin Smith, shameless selfpromoter and media whore extrordinaire. Outlaw man, we salute you!

[PeterZeeke]

Amen!

[chopin65]

I agree.

[foldor]

So now we're supposed to design their advertisements for them? What all of their degrees and money spent at colleges not good enough? God I hate when they try to make us do their work, and try to make it seem like a great opportunity for us.

[Sdrwckab]

i definately agree. they don't really give away anything except 30 seconds of fame to a bunch of drunk people who will probably not be paying attention

[foldor]

Exactly! Naming it the Bleepin Awesome Awards was pretty pathetic. They even got Kevin Smith to do their commercial so more people would watch it. I mean I love Kevin and all, but come on... Everything about this just screams old men sitting in a board room trying to find a way to appeal to the younger generation. It's pathetic really. I mean just look at the other comments (3) they all make no mention of the commercial itself but of Kevin smith being in it.

[tyfeatherling]

So sayeth the shepherd.. So sayeth the flock!

[chopin65]

No kidding. This guy has access to real money so he thinks he can come down into the guters and like wow amaze us. He made one film that was good and remade it again. Dick, fart, and stoner jokes, you can't live off it forever.

[Demeskus]

You sir are WRONG.

[chopin65]

Oh my God (not Kevin Smith) I was so out of my league to suggest that anyone as high and holy as Kevin Smith might think of getting a new plot line other than slackers drifting! Thanks.

[Demeskus]

*sigh*

Clerks and Clerks 2 we're completely different movies. You would've noticed that if you had taken your head out of your ass.

Oh well, I guess this is what jealousy does to some people.

[fawkesee]

Well chopin65, your movie career consist of what Academy Award winning film again? Oh that's right, you have no talent or entertainment career and instead decide to disrespect others that do. I hope you feel like a BIG man now (instead of the kinda pathetic nerd you probably are).

[chopin65]

Let me guess...a big fan who has all of his work on DVD and thinks he is God. Why are you attacking me? Did I go after you? No. I pointed out that he keeps recycling the same character types over and over. That's it. If Kevin Smith wants to put out a serious adult film that doesn't envolve scoring weed or waiting for life to happen then I will be happy to take back what I said.

[fawkesee]

Let me guess..you have only seen 3 of his movies and judged his whole career on that. You posted a comment about a video, that had nothing to do with it but rather was an attack on Kevin Smith. It sounds like someone can dish it out, but they can't take it. You are certainly entitled to your opinion, but his career embodies more than Silent Bob. Try watching Jersey Girl(2004), no fart humor and no weed.

[Suolucidir]

You gotta be kidding me.  It's more work for them to run a competition like this then it is to splice a bunch of scenes together with a couple wity quotes and some theme music.

[TheMicker]

The college degrees made them smart enough to realise the fans do better work than they do.

Eatin' your words now, aren'tcha?

[talondrummer]

well why don't you cry about it...FUCK...i bet your the kinda person that never be pleased....i feel sorry for your g/f...if you could even keep one long enough

[troped]

Read the contest rules. They can do anything they want with your video, anytime, anywhere. You can't.

This means: you have made a commercial for us, sheep. If you do something that is "bleepin" awesome, just post it on youtube. Duh. Post it on youtube for a corporation that wants to pay/reward you in no way whatsoever makes you shill (and a fame-starved idiot).

[celethon]

Kevin smith is god!

[chopin65]

Kind of small universe you got there.

[chatfan]

but a really big GOD damn that dude ate the big bang,

hey kev, i'm studying to be a sit down comedian like yourself, how am i doing?

[fawkesee]

Are you attacking celephon's opinion? My, how hypocritical of you!

[Baychuk]

I hope you're kidding.

[sunshinetaylor]

Heehee! Hi Kevin Smith!

[studio8]

Cool! Thanks, Kevin Smith!