Ruben Paul - Dating Rich

[mandisgoj]

Go team!

[imasonfree]

"How much money a man has shouldn't be the most important thing...That's all I'm saying, shouldn't be the most important thing." *About 5 people clap and one drunk bitch starts yelling. "Woo!"*

[TheAbortSurvivor]

Is it just me or does he look like OJ Simpson...

[kmcl11]

@TheAbortSurvivor He says the exact things black males say...lol

[kaichrono]

@KPandaMonkey Lmao at the way you spelled girl

[ProSoundXD]

1:00 that's Eddie Murphy line

[KPandaMonkey]

WE R A TEAM GURLLLL



[dana52484]

I'm sure this guy is just loaded..

[iThinkiQuestion]

More ruben!

[theternalcity]

Really reuben? shit, we need to stop stealing from Richard Pryor

[drvenkman1981]

Funny guy. I once dated a guy who had a wealthy father... millionaire type. I didn't know at first. I thought he was just some goofball I met online (this was Years ago.) I then met his parents and visited one of their homes. He was an only child too. He wasn't my "type" though and his dad came off as the stuck up/stiff type. Once I brought up how I thought George W. was an idiot and Ryan (his name) was way too angry about it and that was the end of that. : )

[ArtDaUr]

GREAT !!! shared on FB :D

[teroun]

wow...i didnt skip the ad

[TheCatsLastWord]

@teroun Some of them are actually pretty good.

[1ghostronin]

@teroun Use mozilla firefox and get adbloacker, it blocks ALL the stupid ads on youtube.

[countalucard82]

It's funny because it's true.

[ChipArgyle]

"My ex-boyfriend is rich."

"Yeah, but *zip* he didn't have one of THESE did he?"

It's one way around money.

[punkmusicmetal]

Some people say Martin Lawrence, and I think Chris Rock used this exact joke too.

[bunik007]

what's up with this guy . man he needs to stop borrowing material from others

[West13South]

ajajajjajajaj

[retro9Anime]

Lmao this is so true...i used to pay for everything when my girl and I went out for like over a year then she got a job and said "i got you now". 3 weeks after paying for lunch and dinner she was making those faces lmao..

[L8rBek]

@retro9Anime yeah we are raised with the notion guys are the gentlemen have to pay for everything. some of us feel bad though and try to help pay too so we dont make u guys feel bad for spending all the time but we just HELP lol we dont want the princess treatment to go away.

[retro9Anime]

@L8rBek i get what ur saying and its true! I just wished girls Helped more lol. Bad times u know? xD

[L8rBek]

@retro9Anime Yeah I know lol I know my bf is not rich so I dont expect him to pay for everything, take me out all the time of buy me things. I am not the type fo girl to measure my relationship based on his pocket. I am happy just being with him.

[xxxmikeyxxxx]

who are the retards who give thumbs up to the assholes who quote what the comedians it fucks up the joke DON'T give the dumb asses thumbs up if there gonna quote a 2 minute video

[BapeMilo22]

dude he stole that from MARTIN LAWRENCE!

what a lazy bum!

[spacecowboy5000]

@BapeMilo22 In the biz it's called "sharing".

[s0bad]

This is bullshit i hate copy cats and he copied someone from def jam

[lianagi1]

@s0bad true. I have it on DvD.

[preg13]

wayne brady

[soulja187um]

he stole this joke off someone from def comedy jam all stars...

[murdaville100]

@soulja187um Yeah Corey Holcomb

[catojoergensen1985]

meh.

[Bartendercolea]

We are a TEAM girl!!!

[jacobbobcorn]

terrible crowd.

[mrmonstah2]

lulz

[Mattthornz]

mmmhmmhmm I like struggling. haha I actually had to pause to laugh at that

[manaburn]

I'm sorry, but this guy isn't the funniest black comic on this playlist. He just isn't. Hell, Dave Chapelle is probably the top 5 all by himself.

[unclesoflaugh]

@manaburn chapelle is overrated

[lebronsmyboy6]

@unclesoflaugh BULLSHIT

[MrMerajjio]

@manaburn

who are the top 5 rappers ever? just think about it.. dylan.. dylan.. dylan... dylan.. dylan..

coz i spit hot FIRE

[born2fight99]

any more from this guy.Funny as hell

[SCIDJAdvertising]

golddiggers! All of them.

[sunburningstare]

whores.

[cangriman0101]

@sunburningstare What a coincidence... just like your mother!

[thedavecorp]

I dated a rich woman - it's not that hard, you just gotta do it right, that's all.

[mnypwrrspkt]

that wasnt dating rich, this should be titled, dating poor.

[MrSeanlamkins]

@mnypwrrspkt Umm how long did you watch the video?

[MrFan32]

what's the point of typing something we just heard? the vid is only 2 minutes long

[RoyalRamirez]

You know every girl in there was looking over at there man with that laugh that said you better have enough money for this date.

[bbphnix]

they say men are shallow cause all they care bout are boobs and ass (in my case they have to correlated, resulting the traditional hour-glass shape... not just size but correlation; also the face has to be pretty);

but how much more shallow is for women to care about how much money a guy makes? I mean at least judge by the physical appearance; money? scuze me, who gives you pleasure at night, a guy or a stack of money? (people with weird fetishes may are excluded from this reference :)) )

[DeliciousPoop]

@bbphnix you don't know what CORRELATED means.............. so stop using it

[leaderofnow]

@DeliciousPoop hahahahaha good call

[Hrko1992]

@bbphnix yea i know what you mean. we, men are geneticly programmed, its how god made us, that we licke big titties and juicy asses. And god didnt program women to like money, he programmed em with survival instincs. oh wait....

[emmamartini]

@bbphnix some chicks care about money because they don't want to have to be the one working. if you make your own money, who cares how much this guy makes. one comedian made the observation that feminism totally screwed women over because it just means that now we have to have jobs lol

[bbphnix]

that was good

[skullzz1991]

We are a Team Gurl >:o

[Thedarkkatana]

PRICELESS 'CAUSE IS TRUE !!! I've kept my woman for a long time and she makes triple what I make; times are changing...

[Alexiscutey1]

wHEN I WAS WITH bRIAN HE USED TO GIVE ME HIS CREDIT CARD AND ALL HE WAS . DONT SPED OVER 5000 DOLLARS.. SHIT WE NEED TO GET HIS ASS BACK HAHA.! WE ARE A TEAM GIRL! :PPP

[s0bad]

watch him do the rock sign at the beginning of his act very distinctively. hes with a secret society

[Spinningpumpkin12]

I love it XD WE ARE A TEAM GIRL!!

[imanastronaut]

He was on Def Comedy Jam

[zhuang2go]

WE ARE A TEAM GIRL!!! xDD

[yo123465]

martin lawrence did this joke in def jam but shorter

[hueythebutt]

this dude was whack as hell

[fatchaldo93]

He's got good material but he needs to work on his delivery... Give that material to Dave Chapelle and he'd blow the place up!

[MegaZoneEXE]

WE ARE A TEAM(gurl!!)!!!!!

[510gemini]

Lol, ok how come every time the comic is anything but white you always link to other comedians of the same race?

[GoldenLibra]

Ru Paul lmao

[nayr3636]

we are a team girl!!!

[inferno1712]

you aint gotta PAY....the whole thing. lol

[UrMumLovesMyBigCork]

@inferno1712 thanks for ruining the punchline douchebag

[TheRelentlessAssault]

when i was with Brian he used to give me his credit card and all he said was .Dont spend over 5000 dollars... shit we need to get his ass back hahahaha

[Def2Jay]

@TheRelentlessAssault : He took that joke from Bernie Mac!

[Ahmadalbage]

@TheRelentlessAssault WE r a TEAM Gilr ... loooooool i loved this guy ..

[SeaBearisNumber1]

@TheRelentlessAssault someone already said that joke ^

[xrandyrhoads]

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