Chain Bulletins (A Trollitrade Rant!? omg!)

[DigitalPh0bia]

the day i witness one of these coming true will be the day that i grow wings and fly to the moon by myself and asexually reproduce and start an army of moonians who also all have wings and asexually reproduce and then i will lead my army to rain down onto the earth and shit on every single chainmail poster in the world and that will stop the problem before it gREALLY gets out of hand. i promise you this

[FriedGames]

I had a great laugh with this video! You earned my subscription.

[kittypr1nc3ss]

*beggining of video* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCARY VOICE!

[xHDTV1x]

if you believe this you are a true fucker

[Carnage1235]

Also notice that there is a misuse of grammar at the start, "We are putting this because there IS TOO MUCH (should be, there are too many).

[Hieifireshadow]

.... Knux? xD

[firekitty8]

Very well made

and I agree what on earth is a fake account. Who started this off ?

[celestepen1acww]

MEROKO! :D

Your robo voice is kinda scary XD

I like your voice, it's cool.

Yeah, I got that bullitten, (I spelled it wrong! XD) I deleted it.

[vivvav]

I DECLARE YOU AWESOME! I'll have you know that I wasn't falling asleep or losing attention for a single single. This video was done very well. You were very eloquent, clear, and funny to listen to. I'm gonna check out the rest of your videos!

[Kervinlereturns]

Haha, nice use of Full Moon :}

[MusicMyLife2112]

It has graduated to Private Messages... and here I thought I escaped it when YT completely changed Bulletins to Recent Activity but, this nightmare is a reoccuring one. -_-

And yes, my points exactly. I remember I made fun of that whole "Hacker" one, changed the username of the fake hacker to "Kerry King" - LOL.

[MusicMyLife2112]

"P.S.- YES!" Kerry King of the band Slayer!!! XD

[CNicole911]

When I first saw this it scared the crap out of me....Then When I figured it wuz proubly some retard I calmed down a little..I hate chains -_-

[johnnyboy8]

WE ARE THE SAME! Goody that they removed the bulletin feature. Although, the private message chain letters still go around. Apparently, hackers can't get into us unless the victims are retards.

[IvanMaster7]

Nice...The very same Chain Bulletin recently came forth and I showed my friends this video. Worked like a charm, thanks trolli!

[SonicFan2525]

lol very funny!

[aerotechway1]

"There is too much fake accounts" It should be "too many."

[trollitrade]

Actually, not quite. xD "There is too many fake accounts" is also grammatically incorrect. To write that sentence in a professional, educated way, the falty bulletin should have said "There ARE TOO MANY fake accounts". ^___^ (I didn't write that bulletin, by the way. This video is a now out-dated commentary on someone else's silliness). ^__^

[aerotechway1]

Oh yeah...."are" too many fake accounts. "Are" as indicating a plural.

[Carnage1235]

Oh wait, you noticed the misuse of grammar at the start, I guess I should of listened to the rest of the video.................... Dear god, it sounds like you're orgasming on every word you say, I must say that's quite impressive, since the only other person I know who does that is Tommy Wiseau from "The Room".

[LatinaBlossom247]

lol this video is the best. ^^! haha^^

and your voice is so pretty! ^^!!!

brii

[FlonneAdmirer]

Well said, trolli! :D Couldn't have said it better. ^_^ Yes, you're right. Those chain bulletins are just a waste of space in the bulletin box. Heck, I keep seeing those bulletins everyday.. I just laugh at the gullible people reposting them. xD;;

By the way, what program did you use to change your voice, hm? *__*

[trollitrade]

FLONNEYYYYY!!! (Tackle glomps) Hello!! ^___^ The program I used was just audacity - if you want to make the "robo" voice from the beginning, you end up using three audio tracks. ^_^ 1, record your voice saying something normally. Edit copy and paste the track TWICE, so you've got the same piece of audio three times. Then change the pitch of the second track to a high voice, then change the third to a low pitch. When you play it together, it sounds like that. xD

[FlonneAdmirer]

Wow, so cool! xD *tackle glomps back*

[Bleach565]

I agree with every single thing you just mentioned! How come I never noticed those mistakes? o.o

[trollitrade]

You've just got to look a little closer, that's all. ^_^ Most people just instantly repost this silly bulletin because there's an "OMG!" reaction to it. But it's easy to spot the mistakes when you know these bullitens are always-always-always full of crap! xDDD

[Kazu364]

Like the ranting, but this is like pointing out the obvious xD

[SonicSong182]

Knux: I think that was the point, though. xD You'd be surprised how many people are completely, 100% fooled by that stupid chain letters, and others like it. xD I think Trolli HAD to point out the obvious, cuz a lot of people were missing it. xD Otherwise... Why was that chain letter spread like a wild fire? lol

[Suigetsu007]

nice vid.

[nekointhecorner]

You win the Internet Trollitrade! :D

That chain was obviously started by someone who was bored enough to scare others with a fake message.

Awesome rant! :D

[MaraZilla]

lol!

Great video!

Just weird. I still haven`t been deleted. I think I`m still here. xD

[MageeForever]

what anime is the one in the vid?

[trollitrade]

This anime is called "Full Moon o Sagashite", and the pink-haired bunny girl is named Meroko. ^__^ The anime is cute (so far of what I've seen), but I'm a HUGE fan of the manga. xD The manga was freaking awesome! Pretty artwork, too. *___*

[FeatherFallShow]

OMG I just realized that Rob and Angela are the names of my dad's cousins. XD Thought I'd heard the names before.

[MelodyFan12]

LOLZ.

I love it :D

Hehe.

[trollitrade]

Thank youuu, Melody! I'm happy you enjoyed it! It's also nice to hear from you. xD

[devil5959]

rofl rofl nice video

[MedjaiRift]

That was epic! XD

[AvatarStarwarsManga4]

wow, you are seriously right. i am SO tired of those things. i dont get that many on youtube, but i get them on facebook alot... XP it sickens me.

[Konatachan16]

Ha ha ha! I AM THE CULPRIT! AND I AM NOT SORRY FOR IT! MWAHAHAHA!!!! NOW ALL THE COOKIES WILL BE MINE! ^//^

[AngelSakka]

SO GOOD TO HEAR YOUR VOICE AGAIN! *hugs*

Not only was I thoroughly amused by this video's creatively placed content, but your Golem voice was awesome! ^_^ I got a great big laugh out of this because it's so true! I almost ranted about something myself a while back, but didn't have the time to make it as great as this. Awesome way to catch up with the YT people you care about! ^_^

You also made me realize something. I want to be Takuto with you (Meroko) one of these days! ^_^ Keep on truckin'!

[trollitrade]

RAMUNE!!! (Tackle-glomps) Heya! =^_^= I'm glad everybody seems to like my Golem voice. xD It could use some more practice, but it's fun. xD I WOULD LOVE TO BE MEROKO. O___O I love Full Moon o Sagashite (the manga at least, never seen most of the anime)! =^_^= If only I had more time. O_O It'd be bad-ass to make one of those manga fan-dub things of the Full Moon manga. O_O I own all seven volumes... (Wishes she had more time)

[AngelSakka]

Darn right it would be bad-ass! *high-fives* I've been really busy too, so it's really alright to keep that idea in the back of our heads. I have Vol.1, but it's hiding somewhere. Once things clear up for me, I may do some random stuff just to get us going, you know? =^_^=

We'll see XDDD

[KawaiiKitsuneKayuri]

As expected from a Valedictorian of an AP English class. =O It made me laugh... ^^ I'm more impressed by your VAing this time, rather than the mere existence of your rant. The person who started this should jump into a lake, lolz. ~Kayuri

[RazorStarProductions]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! XD , I cant believe some people fall for this crap :3

[FeatherFallShow]

This is going STRAIGHT into my Favorites. x)

First of all, you make a great Meroko. XD Love the Full Moon reference. =3

Second, I feel exactly the same way! I HATE IT when my bulletin inbox is full of spam after a day of not checking it! And the "rubber fish" has seriously left welts in my face! Ouch... *rubs cheek tenderly*

Anyway, thanks again for this amazing video! ^^ I hope to see more of you in the future, I've missed you! Is college treating you okay?

[ColourTime]

Lol! That was really funny and I agree with every point XD

Good job !

[KellieWellieBear]

This deserves a favorite.

I can't believe how many gullible people are out there. I've read several of those and never once passed them on, and my account's still up. xD

[Carfiejj]

You're right, these bullitens are sooo fake x3. Oh god, I loved the panic of the peeps x'D, anyway, indeed, when it is REALY important, it won't be sended by bulletins x3

[trollitrade]

I thoroughly enjoyed that screaming crowd scene, and randomly adding Gollum in the middle, and the chaos. xD Thanks for watching, Carfiejj!

[AnGiExAniME]

lol i mean you pointed oops

[AnGiExAniME]

yay! also they said too much fake accounts and i point out that it is too many! lol my name is angela but im didn't start it 0.e

[trollitrade]

I think some people were fooled by this bulletin as opposed to others was because names were added. xD Robert and Angela... Maybe they're real names of YouTube service members or something (I doubt it), but still, I know those bulletins didn't COME from those people. xD Thank you for watching, AngiexAnime!

[AnGiExAniME]

yay! btw you have a great voice! X3

[13starsofthewolf]

XD Hilarious!!

Go Trolli! ^_^

[trollitrade]

Thankies, 13stars. xD

[JCTrance19]

A-f***ing-men!!!

[trollitrade]

(Salutes JC) o____o

[JCTrance19]

Hehe. That's just my way of saying "Hear! Hear!" Nice rant, trolli. This made my day.^^

[happygolucky1001]

xD You're amazing in all sorts of ways, Trolli...xDDD I had to stop the video for about 3 minutes at a time every time I ended up falling out of my chair from laughter...bravo~

[trollitrade]

I'm happy you enjoyed it and laughed. xD I wanted to make it a fun rant, but still prove a point. ^_^ Lots of rants are just flat out angry so it just sounds like a lot of complaining, but I enjoyed seeing the humor in the bulletin problem as well. ^_^

[HeartbeatAnime]

haha That was BRILLIANT! lol Altho I reposted it.... heh heh xDD *feels silly* lol

[trollitrade]

Thank you, heehee. ^_^ Tons of people reposted this bulletin though, even very respectable, intelligent people. ^_^;; But chain bulletins that threaten to delete your accounts or something are ALWAYS fake. ^_^ Don't let 'em trick you, HeartBeat!! ^____^

[ar4yyyy]

Right, you are.

[trollitrade]

Thank you. xD I'm glad you agree!

[ar4yyyy]

I made the same kind of a vid. ^_^

[boots1622fan]

XD i can't believe how silly i was ^^"

[trollitrade]

(Pats Bootsfan on the shoulder) 'Tis okay. ^___^;; Don't believe in chain letters that threaten you with bad luck or getting your account deleted, Bootsy! ^__^ ALL of them are fake, not just the "youtube accounts will be deleted" ones. ^_^

[AyaxEd9]

Goodness Gracious =_=

I agree, I get kicked in the teeth with the ol' chain bulletin every now and again. "REPOST THIS OR YOU WILL DIE IN TWO DAYS!!"...Oh my gosh, I'm still alive, it's a miracle :D

But anyway, I can assure you that I don't use bulletins about anything but news. If I find a cool video, if I upload a new video, new background, take a quiz every now and again etc. etc. etc.

Bulletins SHOULD be used to tell people IMPORTANT messages, NOT send chain letters. =3= That is all

[trollitrade]

Darn chain letters. xD I only post bulletins when I actually wanna tell everyone something. ^_^;; I dislike every bulletin that tells people to repost it, but the ones that have THREATS built in are the ones I REALLY dislike. xD I guess some can be silly and fun things to pass the time for some people, but not the ones that just say "omg repost or die ahhhh". ^_^;;

[AyaxEd9]

TELL ME ABOUT IT Dx

Honestly, I don't know what dork has the time to make up a dinky chain letter with a curse or whatever =3= I ususally avoid them if I can ^^u

[dancergirl]

*tackles Trolli* I LOVE YOU!! I HATE these stupid bulletins, so thank you for doing this!!

On a side note, you have a great Gollum voice. Also, what anime did you use for your pictures? It looks cool.

LOVE YOU TROLLI!!!

[trollitrade]

You're welcome, Dancergirl. xD And by the way, the anime these pictures are from is called Full Moon o Sagashite, and it's already been released as an English dub. ^_^ I haven't actually watched the whole thing, but I read the the manga, and the manga was wonderful and adorable and dramatic all at once. o___o You should definitely check it out. ^_^ (The anime is a bit "softened up", while the manga was more traumatic for the characters. xD)

[popcarla17]

Trolli, I LOVE YOU!!! I'll make a chain letter saying just how awesome you are and that everyone will get deleted if they don't watch this video muwahahahahaha

[trollitrade]

Popcarlaaaa~! (Tackle glomps) Hello! Thank you for watching me flap my yap for seven minutes. I'm glad you agree with me. xD Wah-ha-ha-ha!

[xxBrandiBeaglexx]

You tell them Trolli XD

[trollitrade]

Hahaha, thank you. xD (Kicks over the Institution of Chain Bulletins and runs away, snickering impishly) =^______~=

[MagonBarca]

Nice rant! I was hoping you might go ahead and tell people that reading something can't cause bad luck or death, too... but that's a fight for another day. Go Trolli Rants! (Sounds like a new segment of your channel or something, heh heh)

[trollitrade]

Yeah, I already had to cut out a full minute of me ranting in this video, so I just didn't have the time to add stuff about related topics, like the chain bulletins that threaten people about bad luck and stuff. ^_^;; Those irritate me, too, but I needed to keep focus or else the rant would've gone into part 2. xD Thank you for watching, MagonBarca! (Glomps)

[VoiceActorDreamer]

Lol, I didnt get anything though. =(

On a side note, you need to do more Gollum talk. XD

[trollitrade]

Hey! Turn that frown upside down! xD Not getting any of those chain bulletins is a good thing! And, randomly, I enjoy talking as Gollum. xD It's fun, but I know the impression could use some work. ^_^ It's hard to raise my voice using Gollum's, because I talk in the back of my throat and kind of block the air flow. xD (...It sounded like I was strangling myself. O_O)

[The3rd23790]

You know,

What with my tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature, I'm going to assume that someone is a tad irritated by this.

Well, its not as if you are without reason. I suppose my lack of friends means I get to avoid this. Poor you.

Anyhow, I must say that was quite the rant and possibly the funniest part of my day. Bravo luv, bravo.

[trollitrade]

I'm glad you liked it. xD I tried to make it amusing, but I still wanted to prove a point about chain bulletins. ^____^;; I dislike them very, very much. xD Your intuition is correct!