Hojo's Guide to Scoring Hot Final Fantasy Babes (Part 1)

[alansixx]

I'm the riches man in the planet wanna fuck hahahahahaaha

[zimithrus1]

wow totally made me laugh like i hadnt laughed in years!!

im sure my hair would be like Clouds if i used a knife to get the bread out of my toaster XD but i did almost electricute myself on accedent when i was seven XD

[GenesisVIIIAxel]

Don't listen to Hojo, Vincent. Your pick-up line had half the watchers throwing themselves at the screen for you. <3

[MsMeLonii]

Oh god I laughed so hard... XD

[yourowndamnecho]

All fanfictions should be like this.

[IJPRayaBinSaeng]

Hojo really hates Vincent... XD

[vitaminanime]

so that's how Cloud gets his hair like that...i thought it was genetic

[TobiTobiHA]

.. where is Barret

[123kagomekpa]

"Damn Toast"

HIPER ULTRA MEGA EPIC ROFLMAO!!!!!!

[123kagomekpa]

"Oh yes. fangirls.

Hundreds of dorky 13 year old girls drooling over your picture, does that do it for you Valentine?"

HEY HOJO! I will turn 18 in December, so do not talk about what you don't know, shoddy scientist ¬¬

[orqngefirefly]

Reno's pick up line will have me anytime :P

[makomajic]

best explaination for Cloud's hair I've heard!

[saltnpepper97]

NAWWWW....VINNIE...That freaky dork of a scientist is picking on you again...behehe...*Slaps hojo across the face, steals his glasses, breaks them and kicks hojo's nuts when he is half blind*

[iloveVincentV]

hey im not thirteen and i dont dool over vincents pic im 14 and i make out with it jk jk jk

[Rinoaeris]

"You know my foreheads not the only thing massivley out of proportion" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....ewww

[1998sara]

@Jujichan006 what is wrong with lucrecia

i would have chosen vincent over hojo any day

[FF3710Freak]

aww poor Vincent...'don't tell them your last lover is in a cave trying to kill thjemselves' =D

[lordpyrox111]

1:49...lol

[ivory324]

Lmao

Cid: #!@# me!

Cloud: Damn toast

[AmericanGirlHope]

Hojo: It doesn't matter how ugly you are, as long as you have intriging har.

Me: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP­HHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY~

Hojo: Oh yes, fangirls.

Hojo: Hundreds of dorky 13 year old girls drooling over your picture, does that do it for you Valentine?

Me: HEY! >/

I'm 15 and counting. o3o

[shardray]

@AmericanGirlHope It could be worse

[AmericanGirlHope]

@shardray True. o3o

[RenoFANGIRL4eva]

I LOVE RENOS! RENO CAN HAVE ME WHEN EVER HE WANTS!

[VampireofEmotion]

Hojo: Hundreds of dorky 13 year old girls drooling over your picture, does that do it for you Valentine?

Me: It should! >:(

Rufus: I'm the richest man on the planet. Wanna fuck?

Me: Hell yes.

[charcharmunr]

Yes, Cloud... DAMN TOAST!!!

[seid92]

i can`t remember that part in the game..

[TheArtifaz]

Hojo got me at line three XDDD

LOL at Rufus and Cloud picking line!!

[RisingDeathAngel]

I'm still grossed out about Hojo and Lucrecia doing the horizontal tango, makes me die inside everytime I'm reminded about it.

[thewisdommessenger]

reno:im confused

hojo:ofcourse you are! stupid turk

LOL wahaha

[RenoFANGIRL4eva]

@thewisdommessenger RENO IS N OT A STUPID TURK HE IS A FUCKING SEXY ASS REDHEADED TURK!

[VeggieLover001]

"It's not intentional; every morning I put a knife in the toaster to get the bread out." (Cloud)

LMMFAO!!!!

[ilovespirito15]

How do you get the game to do all of this? Is there a hack or cheat? Plz tell me!

[TheDarkEleassar]

Seems that romantic poetry is useless nowadays, sigh, would have been easier that way, but with today's girls it might be hard, face it, Vincent, you really need an update about how to score chicks XD

[RemyxedMagic]

Cid's pick up line: "#@!# me!"

[thewisdommessenger]

hojo hates vincent alot!

[moonblaze1000]

Damn toast...LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

Really funny-and in the description, you said this video destroys your innocence. It does, kind of, but my innocence was already destroyed by health class, Steven Spielberg, and a Don't Do Drugs presentation.

[ShinRaVII]

I do not like "that" kind of romantic crap. Sheesh >.>

[1ULTIMA]

hey...

wheres Barrett

[VeggieLover001]

gay. LOL

[moniqacruz19]

Rufus:"I've always wanted to ask you Cloud, what's your secret to getting your hair like that?" Cloud:"It's not intentional, every morning I end up putting a knife in the toaster to take the bread out." Cloud:"Damn toast."

Ahahahah xD I just LOVED IT

[hallog3n]

What are you trying to do .. date the girl? XD!

[starshapedfruit]

Vincent was the only one who was doing it right :)

"Damn toast." XD

[AmericanGirlHope]

@starshapedfruit Hojo knows nothing. 8U

[iloveVincentV]

@starshapedfruit he was poor vinnie

muha haha i now have the screct to clouds hair

[Mimiroru]

"you know, my foreheads not the only thing massively out of proportion"

XDDD that line always cracks me up.

[mtty96]

i m the richest man in the planet , wanna fuck? hahaha, its funny lo!

[Minchau]

Danm toast.

[XRikuPrincessX]

aww Vincent had the best pickup line ^^

[WhiteAngelArtemis]

*Gasp* Cant.... breath!!! XDDDDDDDDDD roflamo

[hybridwolf55]

Alright! Now I know what to do if I want to dress up like Cloud!

[hedgezilla]

Damn toast.

[idiotsnake4]

hey baby wanna spawn some evil! hahaha lmao  totaly awsome!! XD

[iemilyierika]

;-; I guess I am one of those 13 year dorky fangirls? xD

[silentstriker321]

yes,yes u are.

[Leyo95]

damn toast! :D:D:D:D

[bluebones64]

I'm thinking of trying clouds method :)

[hakunamatatabithes]

"How do you manage to hid the crazy long enough to even approach a woman?"

[LeriaCossato]

This is pure gold. (Or gil, actually XD)

I love Reno' pick up line!

And Vincent resembles Tseng on a bad hair day? rofl

[Theelementofpizza]

so that cloud searct finally the answer!!

[symphoniazelda]

vincent seems so romantic

gah im a drooling fangirl yay

[jamesgravil]

It's a shame Rude wasn't in this scene, being bald and all. Reno cracking a joke about him not having any hair and therefore unable to pick up women would've been funny. Also, where's Barret? He could've delivered a classic line or two; "You think my gun's big? Wait til you see - "

heh, heh. Gotta love FF7. I really hope they do a remake. Just don't have the guy who voiced Cloud in Advent Children do his voice again, he sounded like a f***ing pussy.

[Narutard504]

dude steve burton is the shit. hes the only american who ever voiced cloud. so everytime you hear clouds english voice its the same guy. no one can voice cloud better in english

[TrueCarthaginian]

Agreed. Very very talented voice actor, and he has a badass voice regardless of his talent. No one else could be Cloud's voice.

George Newbern rules all though. =P

[Onimushafan12]

Its not intentional,I end up putting a knife in the toaster to get the toast out...damn toast

[infessted]

I thought Cloud was gonna say he uses Loreal. Because he's worth it.

[kishinnorinku]

... damn toast

[Orokos1]

"What are you trying to do! Date the girl!?" XD You are awesome!!

[Ikilledspongebob23]

I think i just died of laughing! That kicked ASS. I like the part where it said Vincent resembles Tseng on a bad hair day XD

[FinalFantasyAerith]

but I have poofy emo hair rofl

[derangedband]

hahaha! so good!

if you havent already maybe you can do one with 2 nanakis and pretend one is the lady friend he will eventually meet-i wanna see what pick up line he used XD

[Seymour13]

Damn toast xD.

[Asrialth]

and failed experiment?

Cloud: Í'm Cloud, I'm an ex-SOLDIER. works every time.

so funny@

[EGHGHI]

The sad part is, that it DOES work :'''D

[JENOVA666]

I love Hojo's dating advice.

Please put more of his "wisdom" on here soon.

...I find Hojo hilarious

[Kristhor]

Hojo: hey babe wanna spawn some evil

wtf? xD ROFL

[KanelFF]

lol!!

[FlyingAlchemist]

Hojo: You sicken me, have you no morals?

Me: -_-' Look who's talking...

[XoXArchAngelXoX]

lol this was hilarious! XD

[alexmusteatpie]

"hundreds of dorky 13 year old girls drooling over your picture, does that do it for you Valentine??"

hahaha lol :D

[CheroNika]

Lol, cloud and his toaster XD

[Knighfer]

Me: Cloud, you dont need to get the toast out.

Cloud: Really

Me: Tell him, Mario

Mario: You know what they say, all Toasters. Toast, Toast!

Cloud: [Facepalm]

[MCRisforlife96]

this was really funny, even though i haven't acquainted myself with the final fantasy series.

[zombiehobobeast]

Genius. <3

[Minotast]

Cloud should have been like: "Why am I here, I already have Tifa, Aeris, and hell I could bang Yuffie if given the chance."

[XoXArchAngelXoX]

LOL

[Clickykid]

@Minotast he can probably spaz the universe up teleporting every girl in the ff series to him and bang them all

[MiyukiZero]

OMG I like Reno and Vincent's ideas.I also like them anyway

[Jrobharvey]

This is Awsome!

[ArtisticHmongBoi]

awesomeness

[yeahadoomhouse]

This is brilliant. Make more machinima like this!

[LisaxxStorm]

Haha, so funny xD

[VampireBaru]

and wow "Secondly, don't tell them that you can have a threesome partner ready from a test tube in 20 minutes" :D

[morais691alexandre]

"Wait i was in your test tube for years...."

ROTFL!

[VampireBaru]

XD "Oh now what? Are you going draw your sword?" "You need to introduce yourself to a brush Valentine" "But...I have poofy emo hair!" XD XD XD XD XD haha

[Darkmage1293]

"Im the richest man on the planet. Wanna fuck?"

"Subtle. I like it."

[NightShadow0]

xD I'll definetly heed this advice

[JesseHasDied]

lol that was quite funny =)

[Deathseeker214]

98% chance of getting kicked in the $&#&#...? Geez,it really doesnt pay to use these pick up lines...

[guitargamer1000889]

Burn vincent burn.

I knew it! Barret is really gay. He wants to attend aeris' guide to cute guys but not in hojo's guide to score girls.

[TrisMAN96]

lol

[wulord305]

lmao fail fail and more fail hilarious 5/5

[Scorpicus]

Watch the second part of this and... well, it's pretty well explained :P

[yoitsdomka]

If Vincent LOOKED at me, I'd forget about men for the rest of my life and that chick let Hojo screw her and had a kid with him? o.O Jesus, good this is not real, otherwise I could overreact O:

[Dragonball4life]

5:08 vincent got burned.

[MellowedMello]

Oh.... dear lord. I was sent this as a "here, this will make you feel better" and nearly DIED laughing. I'm STILL gasping for breath. This... wins on so many levels. You rock.

[tubeshark]

And now we know what's the secret behind Cloud's hairstyle XD

Damn toast!

[videogamevids]

AWESOME!!!

[nickninja27]

hahahahaha murder and mutilate their boyfriend, romatic stuff. I'll tell u the secret to getting clouds hair - lots and lots of hair gel.

[JaidenUchiha]

I loled alot xD

[1BlueRozez1]

"damn toast.." lolz X3

[shinlilong]

hojo, stick to science!

[ViciousRanger]

Pretty nice, it even falls in line with the various grammatical errors that FF VII was known for. 5 Stars!

[fanmattai]

im the richest man on the planet, wanna fuck?

[floooooooooooooooood]

you really do come out with some funny stuff

[Chaosrunepownage]

It's not intentional, every morning I end up putting a knife in the toaster to get the bread out. (XD)

[DamuEmran]

dude Reno and Rurfus had the best pick up lines. I think those work in real life. These guys pretty much sums up what me and my guy friends say everyday when it comes to women.

[MarchMars]

xDDDD

[trueshinobi01]

Is this really in the FFVII game?

[ZeroXSPC]

Hell no. Its just a genuis who loves to manipulate the data of the game to his advantage. LOL 5 out of 5

[floooooooooooooooood]

how come so many people ask this? isnt it obvious?

[akiibaby]

Hojo: You sicken me, have you no morals?!

LOL

Nice.

To quote Tifa: Oh, the irony!!

[DevilsArcadia777]

This vid=epic win

[todamushroom]

Reno

"Hey babe, you see that meteor up there? by tomorrow morning it's going to kill us all, yo. You don't want to die single now do ya?

[N1N4]

That line would probably get me xD

[DarkWingedViera]

Me too, if Reno is the one saying it...

[ShiroMori777]

rofl!! "Damn Toast!!!

[halovideo]

I think Hojo inject Luceria with some sleeping drug stuff (morphine maybe?) Then did her, she was a bit pissed afterwards.

[AnimeMissy]

Hey! I'm a dorky SIXTEEN year old girl thank you very much!

[T34M43]

Thats quite funny. I may even take a few of the tips on board.

[NakajimaChivis4]

jajaja, que basura, pero que se puede esperar de alguien como Hojo, bueno, estuvo comico, pobres, los agarro frios, muy bueno el video, sorry que no pueda escribirte el comentario en ingles. Pero me encanto el video

[sdekonzg]

i knew it, about clouds hair with the toast!!! xD

[Astrenar]

damn toast... LOLZZZ

[kevinthegrasshopper]

haha! i'm a dorky 13-year-old girl and i drool over vincent!

[luveprincesora]

Vincent:You have the most beautiful eyes.

Me:OH,VINNIE! (you can imagne what happens next,this is my fangirl fantasy)

And Hojo-I'm over 13,I'm 18 so you can say anything,bitch!

[Buizeru421]

"You wouldn't wanna die single, would you?"

That made me laugh so hard.

And the toast.

[gogle83252]

xD

That's right! Hooray for dorky somewhat-teenage drooling fangirls! :D

But they all should know that fangirl gossip has helped their game sell, if by a little.

[Valtrina]

I just turned 14 but I suppose the vincent fangirl thing still applies, along with other male final fantasy vii character <//3

[mrs00fair]

my fangirlness is for Genesis

[doc105]

vincents works everyime

[Kamakazikid8]

"every morning i stick a knife in the toaster to get the toast out damn toast" lolz

[RoughThief]

I think Rufus said the right pick up line XD Damn toast XD

[Luvvertje]

I drool over Vincents pictures, and I am 12 :p hE'S is so F****** cute and funny in this scene!

[IndependantGuava]

"...How do you manage to hide the crazy long enough to even approach a woman?" tee hee!

My innocence was given a beating...

[vans372]

I drool over vincents pictures...but im older than 13:]

[luveprincesora]

Me too.Time to find some Vincent tribute vids then.

[MazeyPodgeRox]

lmfao, oh man, i cried laughing at Hojo's pick-up lines :']

vincent's so sweet! :3

i dropped my galaxy when it mentioned 13 year old drooling fangirls.. *shifty eyes*

[MISTERWONKA7]

2:00 typo ftw

[Espionata]

"Damn toast!"

lol

[elothras]

haha, when hojo told that to vincent just at the begining was, for me, the best part... haha!

[Ifrianpsu]

Subtle, i like it xDDD

[brawlfan77]

your right. my innocence was destroyed. but that vid was worth it.

[coolanimegirls]

Wow cloud,just wow =/. Poor,poor vincent,aww vincent's such a gentleman =3. Hojo,you are an idiot =/. Want adivice? go to vincent XD,though,he probably wouldn't give advice....=/

[mikauonikino]

this is hilarious.

[OmegasMovie]

nice =)

[TenaeMarui]

No Vincent, I'm 14!!

Lol, sorry for that ^^

[naramurasaki]

vincent: "but i have poofy emo hair!"

XD

[xXSweetxNightmareXx]

"Every morning I just end up putting a knife in the toaster to get the bread out. Damn toast." XD

[darkangel8694]

Hojo kept picking on good ol' moral Vincent. Aw, Vincent is such a gentleman! :3

[BL00DYCL0UD666]

Poor Vincent.

[elevatormurderer]

omfg AWSOME

[ricthecoolguy]

lol zack and yuffie r swiming

[ricthecoolguy]

that was awesome :)

[AtiChan]

*laughs*

oh my god XD

[LucreciaStar]

Rufus:I'm the richest man on the planet...wanna fuck?

Me:Sure!

xD

[xxvladtheimpalerxx]

"Damn toast" LOL

[Serenastar80]

Hi my names Cloud. I'm an ex- SOILDER.

works everytime lol XD

[HighVoltageRocker]

'damn toast' lool classic xD

[xXSweetxNightmareXx]

"Hi, my name's Cloud. I'm an ex-SOLDIER. Works every time." XD

"It's not intentional, every morning I just end up using a knife to get the bread out of the toaster. Stupid toast." XD XD

"Hm, you should write my obituary." XD XD XD

"You look like Tseng on a bad hair day." ROFL!

[Buitronthecrazy]

all this FF7 padories make remember the robot chicken FF7 clic, i really want see it again...