i literally just got back from Washington, DC with my middle school 2 days ago. We went to Ford's Theatre and we were in the front row, feet away from Mr. Lincoln's box. And I swear to God, we felt SO bad but all me and a few kids could think of was this and the other Abe Lincoln one.
n 1997 a girl called lauren was walking in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough” and now you have read this she will appear in your mirrorrsaying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary
calm down just calm down calm down just calm down calm down just calm down Calm down just calm down calm down just calm down calm down just calm down calm down just calm down calm down just calm down calm down just calm down calm down just calm down.
"Sic Semper Tyrannuis" is what John Wilkes Booth yelled after he shot president Lincoln. it is Latin and roughly translates as "thus always to tyrants" according to Wikipedia.
the phrase is originally associated with the assassination of Julius Caesar
Sic semper tyrannis is a Latin phrase meaning "thus always to tyrants." It is sometimes mistranslated as "death to tyrants" or "down with the tyrant." The phrase is said to have originated with Marcus Junius Brutus during the assassination of Julius Caesar. It was later shouted by John Wilkes Booth during his assassination of Abraham Lincoln. It is also the official motto of the Commonwealth of Virginia.
I love 2:28 with Daren.
Goatlover1027 2 days ago
Hey abe....NOW YOU FUCKED UP....YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW
Gallo1307 3 days ago
Dont question that they had phone books before they had phones! That and sunglasses.
leekeramory 4 days ago
Darren cusses in every sketch
hahaXsheep1 5 days ago
Mary: Oh, I almost forgot- congratulations on winning the Civil War.
Abe: Thanks. You know, it had its ups and downs, but as far as wars go, it went pretty well.
Mary: That's great.
XD
maxpowers518 6 days ago
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
maxpowers518 1 week ago
why's abraham's gurd italian..with glasses on? How did Lincoln order a coke?
kingbradley6000 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
now they fucked up
jakuber168 1 week ago
Rofl. Lol.loved this video
Flyingpanckakes 1 week ago
WHY DID I NEVER WATCH THIS?!
kingbradley6000 1 week ago
Eat shoe you tyrant!!!
Alias3141 2 weeks ago
YOU DONT GOT THE BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrSteelx79 1 month ago
I Got out of the theater! Then I got back in the theater!
I wonder if that will work at clubs....
totalbadass500 1 month ago
@totalbadass500 They'd probably break your legs...
zachgilm 1 month ago
@zachgilm Lol
totalbadass500 1 month ago
don't break my butt.
1560me 1 month ago
HES BREAKING MY BUTT!
TheArts8 1 month ago
i guess he did have the balls
calebr699 1 month ago 5
now hes whearing my hat!
99arnoldo 1 month ago in playlist Whitest kids you know
Ahh nut to ya. Get the f**k out the theater
AF6490 2 months ago
you don't got the balls! *insert hand motion*
Olive2014 2 months ago
Meh... That's what happens when u free the blacks.
facebreakr 2 months ago
Get outta here... DOUCHEBAG!
Awesomites 2 months ago
"Ow! What is that an Orange?!?!"
LMAFO
VampireSenshi512 2 months ago
2:20 AHA! lmao
The3rdPlateau 2 months ago
YOU AINT GOT THE BALLS!
GeorgeOWashington 2 months ago
"What is that a phonebook? NOW YOU F**KED UP!"
enterpasswordnow 3 months ago 2
Poor Abe. He never got his diet coke
coasterfreakist18 3 months ago
YOU DON'T GOT DE BOAWLS
numbah1ful 3 months ago
1:55 best part
hsd6553 3 months ago
"How are you enjoying the play?" "I like Plays!" Lmao
iiInZaneii 3 months ago
@Rick Perry, Rick Scott, and Scott Walker -- SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!
painlessissuicide 4 months ago
i think the bodyguard was from jersey
MrRandymeeks 4 months ago
abe linchon has fucked up now
numbah1ful 4 months ago
watch minute 3:21
jcramos1221 4 months ago
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MrShot2death 4 months ago
Wow great security!Lol
xInsaneJuggernautx 4 months ago
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what is sic semper tyrannis?
hunterman8881 4 months ago
too soon....
jychilly 4 months ago 2
YOU DUNT GOT THA BALLS
kyew123 4 months ago in playlist Whitest kids you know 6
@kyew123 Thanks security guy... THANKS ALOT.
snakeisninja 4 months ago
they didn't even have phonebooks back then lol
zSPENCEz 4 months ago
0:27..... "The Vampire Army......" :D
sean19421 4 months ago
wat is that a phone book? ( looks at it ) SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
woodhead39 4 months ago
'well that guy is a troublemaker' XD
DeadSkullFace 5 months ago
Abraham lincoln died before the Civil war.
keddiebros 5 months ago
@keddiebros lol no
SwordsDragonsAndCoke 5 months ago
@SwordsDragonsAndCoke lol yes
keddiebros 5 months ago
before they WON the civil war, my bad
keddiebros 5 months ago
@keddiebros who cares
motocrossmania42 5 months ago
what does sic semper tryannis mean?
phantommanic1995 5 months ago
@phantommanic1995 "thus always to tyrants"...its latin
rokstar110 5 months ago
@rokstar110 how do you know that
phantommanic1995 5 months ago
@phantommanic1995 uhh...google translator
rokstar110 5 months ago
@rokstar110 thats smart
phantommanic1995 5 months ago
u would forget your butthole if it wasnt glued to the back of your balls?!
meganlovespenguins24 5 months ago
Wait is that the grapest
BigFatRollsOFat 5 months ago
Is this anything about how Lincoln really died?
JonathanHallShow 5 months ago
you'd lose your own butthole if it wasnt glue to the back of your balls
MrHDFizzle 5 months ago
Lincoln's lucky that guy didn't bring THE NAAIIIL! GUUUUUN!!!
PhantoMNiGHT321 5 months ago
@PhantoMNiGHT321 You can't kill the president, WITH A BONER.
MrColonelKFC 5 months ago
@MrColonelKFC Yeah, but it's highly illegal to say that you tried!
PhantoMNiGHT321 5 months ago
@PhantoMNiGHT321 Aww....you got me.
MrColonelKFC 5 months ago
@MrColonelKFC Don't worry, I heard if you escape to space no one can find you, but be careful. I heard the moon base is having some bear problems.
PhantoMNiGHT321 5 months ago
@PhantoMNiGHT321 Are they lunar bears armed with Ak-47s?
MrColonelKFC 5 months ago
@MrColonelKFC Yep. I've even heard that they entered a drug cartel and formed some wizard alliances.
PhantoMNiGHT321 5 months ago
before i watched this i watched what really happend to abe lincoln and whats illegal to say..
allipopcummbubble 5 months ago
Now that guy is wearing my hat
jth112 5 months ago 3
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ipod3755 5 months ago
You'd forget your own butthole if it wasn't glued to the back of your balls..
FallenAngelRising 5 months ago
Sic semper tyrannis is a Latin phrase meaning "thus always to tyrants." It is sometimes mistranslated as "death to tyrants" or "down with the tyrant.
LSABProductions 5 months ago
Why does the security have a brooklyn accent? Lol
Tyesupersam94 5 months ago
he was then hammered in the ass so hard, he died from being hammered in the ass
TheSupaTwinkie 5 months ago 82
That guy forgot the mortar launcher...
KingofCzars 5 months ago 151
@KingofCzars they are infinitely more effective than phonebooks, oranges, and shoes.
panda0100 4 months ago
now ya fucked up! now ya fucked up! you have fucked up now!
F05H33 5 months ago 3
anyone else know why zach hated this sketch?
JesusManSauce 5 months ago
Why don't you stay out of it?
What did you say to me?
Nothin.
Rynojackax 6 months ago
I guess he did have the balls.
SupaAmi 6 months ago
I laughed so Hardin blacked out
anthony2002able 6 months ago
sic semper tyrannis
dudeineedmoreofthis 6 months ago
@dudeineedmoreofthis
haha what the hell does that even mean?!
ohmygoshitslorena 6 months ago
so this is why he was being such as ass to that guy O.e....
1Kitten345 6 months ago
GET DA FUCK OUTTA THE THEATER
Ayolunchbox 6 months ago
DOUCHEBAAAAG!!!!
ohaRega 6 months ago 3
106 people don't got the balls
gdeussing11 6 months ago 3
lol: Charlotte "S." Grant!
MusicalLuver88 6 months ago
GET THE F*** OUTTA THE THEATER!
PhantoMNiGHT321 6 months ago 2
Damn it takes a while to get the president a drink...
emin3mfan34 6 months ago
i am a beer:O
youmayneverknow100 6 months ago
We meet under the bridge friday at midnight.
breakingvinylreviews 6 months ago 4
i wonder if its illegal to say: I really liked it when they Killed the Pres. of the United States of America
Fuby803 6 months ago
I guess Booth decided against hammering Lincoln in the ass.
stitch99 7 months ago
did not know that Joe Pesci (?) worked security for Lincoln
cramerrho 7 months ago
i literally just got back from Washington, DC with my middle school 2 days ago. We went to Ford's Theatre and we were in the front row, feet away from Mr. Lincoln's box. And I swear to God, we felt SO bad but all me and a few kids could think of was this and the other Abe Lincoln one.
Beatleluver1234567 7 months ago 2
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
sabieDxMx 7 months ago
lmbo!:P
killerofchickenwings 7 months ago
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n 1997 a girl called lauren was walking in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough” and now you have read this she will appear in your mirrorrsaying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary
noserider33 7 months ago
Bush would have dodge the shoe
Alahaje13 7 months ago
Hahahah 1:23
Everthing Okay Mr. President?
My Head Hurts?
Okay Well Enjoy the Show Let Me Know If You Need Anything? l0l
JESSDOOG323 7 months ago 2
wow the secrete service has really improvded over the years
ThePurpleGrenades 7 months ago in playlist Whitest kids you know
i like they way he just escapes like some sorta malicious squirrel
eaventway 7 months ago
3:23 best part
21vs28 7 months ago
3:20 for a quick way to get to "you dunt got the baaaalllsss" ROFL
darthmoon01 7 months ago
So how did he die this guy shooting him or the other guy killing him by hitting his but with a hammer?
snoken90powerkiing 7 months ago
At 2:10 , anyone else notice that they bleeped the "hole" of "asshole"?
megaDUMBluck 7 months ago
body guard from jersey
trickingwithcards 7 months ago 3
=)
akamoney1 7 months ago
@Aguafrostsheke also means this is the way tyrants are treated.
hazmatsquid420 7 months ago
you would remember your own butthole if it wasnt glued to back of your balls hahahaha XD lost it in that
kylefreeman777 7 months ago
2:23 = Haha!
wasdwow 7 months ago
What does Sic Semper Tyrannis mean?
Aquafrostsheke 7 months ago
@Aquafrostsheke thus always to tyrants
TheDieselD13 7 months ago
the guy that threw the shoe at George bush watched this...and was like..heyyyyyyyy :D
funsizedkyle 7 months ago
106 people don't have any balls.
Favre4Eva4 7 months ago
I'm sorry about that, mister president, is everything ok?
....my head hurts
alright, well enjoy the show
Boofess 7 months ago
Darren with a Brooklyn accent!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
GnRAiCfreak13 8 months ago 2
At 1:30 you can hear the SHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
TheFiremansavage 8 months ago 3
I like how Zach stumbles on the word "diet........ burchbear" And Timmy's face expression to that XD
effinspoiler 8 months ago
you would forget your own butthole if it wasnt glued to the back of your balls... hahaha wtf?
mattakudesu 8 months ago in playlist Whitest Kids U' Know
SS guy-Douchebag!
Mary Todd Lincoln-That man is a trouble-maker!
Abraham Lincoln-He threw my hat away!
RoflCopterCzar 8 months ago
douchebaaaag! haha
AlexKesslerMusic 8 months ago
But not the timmy in this video it's him in how Abe Lincon relly died (uncencored)
drew25ify 8 months ago
Around 1:25 you can hear Timmy say s***
drew25ify 8 months ago
This is my favorite skit :)
MegaBigfoot12345 8 months ago
Hold 9 and watch The Boner Song
leeper49 8 months ago
Hold 5
leeper49 8 months ago
@leeper49
HA
over9000moms 7 months ago
I love how Trevor always plays John Wilkes Booth xD
HarvestMoon929 8 months ago
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residentevil926 8 months ago
Lmao at the end
Yeimwill 8 months ago
this never stops being funny. never
zerbo803 8 months ago
i think this sketch takes place during hamlet
MrMemorex91 8 months ago
104 people were forced to get a diet birch beer
Davis4037 8 months ago 2
At 1:55
Me: Is that an orange......
At: 2:03
Abe: What is that an orange
Me: :-D
NotxMustard 8 months ago 69
I don't know what's better. The brooklyn accent or the "you don't got the balls"
sinkorswim88 8 months ago 6
EAT SHOE TYRANT!!!!!!!!
sandmasterflex 9 months ago
"Sic Semper Tyrannuis" is what John Wilkes Booth yelled after he shot president Lincoln. it is Latin and roughly translates as "thus always to tyrants" according to Wikipedia.
the phrase is originally associated with the assassination of Julius Caesar
Therien43 9 months ago
@DrPain44 Or, you could've gone to the video that I said to go to, where Trevor said "We meet every night... The password is Sic Semper Tyrannis"
And I'm sorry I haven't gone into that much detail at my school about Lincoln's assassination. No need to turn all PMS with me and call me an idiot.
thaFalkon 9 months ago
Greatest. Security Guard. Ever.
cobybcdude 9 months ago
"Sic Semper Tyrannis" Anyone else get that reference? Go to the WKUK skit called "It's illegal to say..."
thaFalkon 9 months ago
"I like plays" I'm going to miss these guys :(
brenda1986ization 9 months ago
EEEHHHHHHHHH I TOLD YOU TO--- DAHHHH
waffle569 9 months ago
well other than that mrs lincoln how did you enjoy the play?
ghost369631 9 months ago
Holy crap Timmy's got Mary Todd down (seriously, that was an ugly woman.)
Rensune 9 months ago
@ApocalypseC Thank you =)
ThatNinjaGuy4 9 months ago
YOU DUNT GOT THE BAAAAALLLLLLLLLLSSSSSS!!!!!!!
DangerOUSXD666 9 months ago 132
@DangerOUSXD666 Aww Nuts to you!
DasFuhrerinagstring 7 months ago
@DangerOUSXD666 ahhh! NUTS TO YOU
costfaller 6 months ago
@DangerOUSXD666 AHHH NUTS TO YOUUU!!!
myname00901 6 months ago
I love how they connected it to the original Abe Lincoln sketch! :D
yourworstnightmare51 9 months ago
Around 1:25 you can hear trevor shout "SSSSSHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!"
HarryDickensTV 9 months ago
@HarryDickensTV acutally thats timmy
TheWeezyfanforlife 9 months ago
@HarryDickensTV how can you hear that
meanmachine210 8 months ago
Aaaaa you don't got tha balls!
SRFColonel 9 months ago
Hamlet was in the background. Pretty epic utilizing that.
Tiffykins7331 9 months ago
this was yelled by the assasin of abe lincoln, and Brutus shouted this when he killed Julius ceasar
VNGDfufu008 9 months ago
sic semper tyrannis is the pass for the broken bridge in the itsillegaltosay... vid
VNGDfufu008 9 months ago
@69beaverboy
Just watch WKUK: Abraham Lincoln
It explains it all, as for everyone who already watched that, this is just the covered up version the Govt. tried to give us.
StevieIsSpooky 9 months ago
YOU DON'T GOT DA BAAALLLLSSSS!!!!!!
xXSoulessniperXx 9 months ago
I almost forgot, congrats on winning the Civil War
vtecin247 9 months ago
God, Lincoln's wife is evilly annoying. EVILLY. ANNOYING.
GreyMatter00Duh 9 months ago
Get the f**k outta the theater!!!
Hooktail419 9 months ago
thumbs up if u realized that that was the password to meet under the Brooklyn bridge
Aburntafrican 9 months ago
I am watching this on the day lincoln got shot
GingerMafia13 9 months ago
anyone notice he didn't get his drinks
bluefang333 9 months ago
wow this is the second time Zach and Timmy played the presidential couple, thew first being the JFK skit
lorenzo4470 9 months ago
THEY NEVER GOT THERE DRINKS JUST SAYING:)
SavageLE2B 9 months ago
I'm pretty sure Booth DID have the balls. Just sayin'...
BearFang666 9 months ago
YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS !!!!!!!!!!
TheMexicanmoney 9 months ago
DOUCHE BAG LOL
DarkRockRipper 9 months ago 3
fuckin fail security..lol
Tonimon13 10 months ago
"But I always want to wear that hat now."
"I want that to be my thing! I told you..."
"Now that guys wearing my hat"
Lmao I love how they idolize the hat. :D
TheTerminator2400 10 months ago
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Kraziekrunk 10 months ago
Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!!
Kraziekrunk 10 months ago
DOUUUUUCHE BAG!
mr3pointspecialist24 10 months ago 3
Sic semper tyrannis is a Latin phrase meaning "thus always to tyrants." It is sometimes mistranslated as "death to tyrants" or "down with the tyrant." The phrase is said to have originated with Marcus Junius Brutus during the assassination of Julius Caesar. It was later shouted by John Wilkes Booth during his assassination of Abraham Lincoln. It is also the official motto of the Commonwealth of Virginia.
NuggetPumpkin 10 months ago 3
I think he had the balls but that may be a guess he could have beat him to death with a hammer now u fucked up now u fucked up
superboom52 10 months ago 3
lol whats? a security guard doing with modern clothes in the 17 or something century lol
UNCLESAM459 10 months ago
@UNCLESAM459
17th century lol?
I highly doubt Lincoln was president in the 1600's.
TheKaTet19 10 months ago