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  • I love 2:28 with Daren.

  • Hey abe....NOW YOU FUCKED UP....YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW

  • Dont question that they had phone books before they had phones! That and sunglasses.

  • Darren cusses in every sketch

  • Mary: Oh, I almost forgot- congratulations on winning the Civil War.

    Abe: Thanks. You know, it had its ups and downs, but as far as wars go, it went pretty well.

    Mary: That's great.

    XD

  • SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

  • why's abraham's gurd italian..with glasses on? How did Lincoln order a coke?

  • now they fucked up

  • Rofl. Lol.loved this video

  • WHY DID I NEVER WATCH THIS?!

  • Eat shoe you tyrant!!!

  • YOU DONT GOT THE BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I Got out of the theater! Then I got back in the theater!

    I wonder if that will work at clubs....

  • @totalbadass500 They'd probably break your legs...

  • @zachgilm Lol

  • don't break my butt.

  • HES BREAKING MY BUTT!

  • i guess he did have the balls

  • now hes whearing my hat!

  • Ahh nut to ya. Get the f**k out the theater

  • you don't got the balls! *insert hand motion*

  • Meh... That's what happens when u free the blacks.

  • Get outta here... DOUCHEBAG!

  • "Ow! What is that an Orange?!?!"

    LMAFO

  • 2:20 AHA! lmao

  • YOU AINT GOT THE BALLS!

  • "What is that a phonebook? NOW YOU F**KED UP!"

  • Poor Abe. He never got his diet coke

  • YOU DON'T GOT DE BOAWLS

  • 1:55 best part

  • "How are you enjoying the play?" "I like Plays!" Lmao

  • @Rick Perry, Rick Scott, and Scott Walker -- SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

  • i think the bodyguard was from jersey

  • abe linchon has fucked up now

  • watch minute 3:21

  • Wow great security!Lol

  • too soon....

    

  • YOU DUNT GOT THA BALLS

  • @kyew123 Thanks security guy... THANKS ALOT.

  • they didn't even have phonebooks back then lol

  • 0:27..... "The Vampire Army......" :D

  • wat is that a phone book? ( looks at it ) SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS

  • 'well that guy is a troublemaker' XD

  • Abraham lincoln died before the Civil war.

  • @keddiebros lol no

  • before they WON the civil war, my bad

  • @keddiebros who cares

  • what does sic semper tryannis mean?

  • @phantommanic1995 "thus always to tyrants"...its latin

  • @rokstar110 how do you know that

  • @phantommanic1995 uhh...google translator

  • @rokstar110 thats smart

  • u would forget your butthole if it wasnt glued to the back of your balls?!

  • Wait is that the grapest

  • Is this anything about how Lincoln really died?

  • you'd lose your own butthole if it wasnt glue to the back of your balls

  • Lincoln's lucky that guy didn't bring THE NAAIIIL! GUUUUUN!!!

  • @PhantoMNiGHT321 You can't kill the president, WITH A BONER.

  • @MrColonelKFC Yeah, but it's highly illegal to say that you tried!

  • @PhantoMNiGHT321 Aww....you got me.

  • @MrColonelKFC Don't worry, I heard if you escape to space no one can find you, but be careful. I heard the moon base is having some bear problems.

  • @PhantoMNiGHT321 Are they lunar bears armed with Ak-47s? 

  • @MrColonelKFC Yep. I've even heard that they entered a drug cartel and formed some wizard alliances.

  • before i watched this i watched what really happend to abe lincoln and whats illegal to say..

  • Now that guy is wearing my hat

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  • You'd forget your own butthole if it wasn't glued to the back of your balls..

  • Sic semper tyrannis is a Latin phrase meaning "thus always to tyrants." It is sometimes mistranslated as "death to tyrants" or "down with the tyrant.

  • Why does the security have a brooklyn accent? Lol

  • he was then hammered in the ass so hard, he died from being hammered in the ass

  • That guy forgot the mortar launcher...

  • @KingofCzars they are infinitely more effective than phonebooks, oranges, and shoes.

  • now ya fucked up! now ya fucked up! you have fucked up now!

  • anyone else know why zach hated this sketch?

  • Why don't you stay out of it?

    What did you say to me?

    Nothin.

  • I guess he did have the balls.

  • I laughed so Hardin blacked out

  • sic semper tyrannis

  • @dudeineedmoreofthis

    haha what the hell does that even mean?!

  • so this is why he was being such as ass to that guy O.e....

  • GET DA FUCK OUTTA THE THEATER

  • DOUCHEBAAAAG!!!!

  • 106 people don't got the balls

  • lol: Charlotte "S." Grant!

  • GET THE F*** OUTTA THE THEATER!

  • Damn it takes a while to get the president a drink...

  • i am a beer:O

  • We meet under the bridge friday at midnight.

  • i wonder if its illegal to say: I really liked it when they Killed the Pres. of the United States of America

  • I guess Booth decided against hammering Lincoln in the ass.

  • did not know that Joe Pesci (?) worked security for Lincoln

  • i literally just got back from Washington, DC with my middle school 2 days ago. We went to Ford's Theatre and we were in the front row, feet away from Mr. Lincoln's box. And I swear to God, we felt SO bad but all me and a few kids could think of was this and the other Abe Lincoln one.

  • AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    

  • lmbo!:P

    

  • Bush would have dodge the shoe

  • Hahahah 1:23

    Everthing Okay Mr. President?

    My Head Hurts?

    Okay Well Enjoy the Show Let Me Know If You Need Anything? l0l

  • wow the secrete service has really improvded over the years

  • i like they way he just escapes like some sorta malicious squirrel

  • 3:23 best part

  • 3:20 for a quick way to get to "you dunt got the baaaalllsss" ROFL

  • So how did he die this guy shooting him or the other guy killing him by hitting his but with a hammer?

  • At 2:10 , anyone else notice that they bleeped the "hole" of "asshole"?

  • body guard from jersey

  • =)

  • @Aguafrostsheke also means this is the way tyrants are treated.

  • you would remember your own butthole if it wasnt glued to back of your balls hahahaha XD lost it in that

  • 2:23 = Haha!

  • What does Sic Semper Tyrannis mean?

  • @Aquafrostsheke thus always to tyrants

  • the guy that threw the shoe at George bush watched this...and was like..heyyyyyyyy :D

  • 106 people don't have any balls.

  • I'm sorry about that, mister president, is everything ok?

    ....my head hurts

    alright, well enjoy the show

  • Darren with a Brooklyn accent!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • At 1:30 you can hear the SHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIT.

  • I like how Zach stumbles on the word "diet........ burchbear" And Timmy's face expression to that XD

  • you would forget your own butthole if it wasnt glued to the back of your balls... hahaha wtf?

  • SS guy-Douchebag!

    Mary Todd Lincoln-That man is a trouble-maker!

    Abraham Lincoln-He threw my hat away!

  • douchebaaaag! haha

  • But not the timmy in this video it's him in how Abe Lincon relly died (uncencored)

  • Around 1:25 you can hear Timmy say s***

  • This is my favorite skit :)

  • Hold 9 and watch The Boner Song

  • Hold 5

  • @leeper49

    HA

  • I love how Trevor always plays John Wilkes Booth xD

  • Lmao at the end

  • this never stops being funny. never

  • i think this sketch takes place during hamlet

  • 104 people were forced to get a diet birch beer

  • At 1:55

    Me: Is that an orange......

    At: 2:03

    Abe: What is that an orange

    Me: :-D

  • I don't know what's better. The brooklyn accent or the "you don't got the balls"

  • EAT SHOE TYRANT!!!!!!!!

  • "Sic Semper Tyrannuis" is what John Wilkes Booth yelled after he shot president Lincoln. it is Latin and roughly translates as "thus always to tyrants" according to Wikipedia.

    the phrase is originally associated with the assassination of Julius Caesar

  • @DrPain44 Or, you could've gone to the video that I said to go to, where Trevor said "We meet every night... The password is Sic Semper Tyrannis"

    And I'm sorry I haven't gone into that much detail at my school about Lincoln's assassination. No need to turn all PMS with me and call me an idiot.

  • Greatest. Security Guard. Ever.

  • "Sic Semper Tyrannis" Anyone else get that reference? Go to the WKUK skit called "It's illegal to say..."

  • "I like plays" I'm going to miss these guys :(

  • EEEHHHHHHHHH I TOLD YOU TO--- DAHHHH

  • well other than that mrs lincoln how did you enjoy the play?

  • Holy crap Timmy's got Mary Todd down (seriously, that was an ugly woman.)

  • @ApocalypseC Thank you =)

  • YOU DUNT GOT THE BAAAAALLLLLLLLLLSSSSSS!!!!!!!

  • @DangerOUSXD666 Aww Nuts to you!

  • @DangerOUSXD666 ahhh! NUTS TO YOU

  • @DangerOUSXD666 AHHH NUTS TO YOUUU!!!

  • I love how they connected it to the original Abe Lincoln sketch! :D

  • Around 1:25 you can hear trevor shout "SSSSSHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT­TTTTTT!!!!!!"

  • @HarryDickensTV acutally thats timmy

  • @HarryDickensTV how can you hear that

  • Aaaaa you don't got tha balls!

  • Hamlet was in the background. Pretty epic utilizing that.

  • this was yelled by the assasin of abe lincoln, and Brutus shouted this when he killed Julius ceasar

  • sic semper tyrannis is the pass for the broken bridge in the itsillegaltosay... vid

  • @69beaverboy

    Just watch WKUK: Abraham Lincoln

    It explains it all, as for everyone who already watched that, this is just the covered up version the Govt. tried to give us.

  • YOU DON'T GOT DA BAAALLLLSSSS!!!!!!

  • I almost forgot, congrats on winning the Civil War

  • God, Lincoln's wife is evilly annoying. EVILLY. ANNOYING.

  • Get the f**k outta the theater!!!

  • thumbs up if u realized that that was the password to meet under the Brooklyn bridge

  • I am watching this on the day lincoln got shot

  • anyone notice he didn't get his drinks

  • wow this is the second time Zach and Timmy played the presidential couple, thew first being the JFK skit

  • THEY NEVER GOT THERE DRINKS JUST SAYING:)

  • I'm pretty sure Booth DID have the balls. Just sayin'...

  • YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS !!!!!!!!!!

  • DOUCHE BAG LOL

  • fuckin fail security..lol

  • "But I always want to wear that hat now."

    "I want that to be my thing! I told you..."

    "Now that guys wearing my hat"

    Lmao I love how they idolize the hat. :D

  • Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!!

  • DOUUUUUCHE BAG!

  • Sic semper tyrannis is a Latin phrase meaning "thus always to tyrants." It is sometimes mistranslated as "death to tyrants" or "down with the tyrant." The phrase is said to have originated with Marcus Junius Brutus during the assassination of Julius Caesar. It was later shouted by John Wilkes Booth during his assassination of Abraham Lincoln. It is also the official motto of the Commonwealth of Virginia.

  • I think he had the balls but that may be a guess he could have beat him to death with a hammer now u fucked up now u fucked up

  • lol whats? a security guard doing with modern clothes in the 17 or something century lol

  • @UNCLESAM459

    17th century lol?

    I highly doubt Lincoln was president in the 1600's.