Longer and More Boring

[DarkSohisohi]

Oh, are you marred yet?

[DarkSohisohi]

I AM FIRST! FIRST COMMENTER!

[OptikBlast]

fallout 3 is vastly superior to fallout new vegas.

[Haydenatorofwow]

Why the fuck is your normal speaking voice so different than your performance voice. It is a night and day difference.

[OptikBlast]

@Haydenatorofwow it's not that different.. he just sounds a little more enthused in his performance voice.

[zDabzc]

Deathnote is the best :D didn't know you liked anime, like you even more ;)

[HellomynameisN]

@zDabzc Deathnote is awesome! The best part is when Ryuk is like... you can't go to heaven or hell BECAUSE THERE IS NO HEAVEN OR HELL! That part was badass. Then I was like I wish I was a shimigami :(

[CthulhuRogers]

You're no shit 6' 7?

[smilelikeyoumeaniit]

@CthulhuRogers yeah some guy on twitter was very surprised upon seeing TJ in real life due to his towering height

[Drummerdrok666]

1:23:13, laughed my ass of!

[smilelikeyoumeaniit]

@Drummerdrok666 why was it funny? did you understand what he said? it was like a different language tho.

[Drummerdrok666]

@smilelikeyoumeaniit It was German (I'm quite sure). I did understand some, so it was kind of funny hearing TJ try to read it.

[smilelikeyoumeaniit]

@Drummerdrok666 what did it mean?

[pecker101010]

what actually happened to cody?

[smilelikeyoumeaniit]

@pecker101010 he liked drugs too much,

[JurgenWProductions]

ALEXIS TEXAS!

[Jofishy66]

What do you think of the Occupy Movement right now!

[Jofishy66]

I really like what you said about marxism/communism

[MDS13Droog]

you shove your cock through tomatoes then funnel the resultuing tomato juice into your ass?!?!?!?!

[james30721]

@MDS13Droog HAS anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[MDS13Droog]

@james30721 tried reading your comment multiple times, i dont get it still

[fmalphons]

32:22 XD

LAWLZ

[terr547]

Can't sleep? Likely because you are so torn between differing realities. What you physically perceive and what you want to emotionally believe conflict greatly.. Yet, you do not want to tell this to your audience... But, considering the low level of these questions, I can understand why. I love all of your viewers, but many of them represent a certain ignorance that is rather unsavory in my opinion.

[whatahorriblenight1]

All hail the person who asked about TBDM \M/

[ImaDjentleman]

@whatahorriblenight1 the black dahlia murder?! shit, i gotta watch this vid!

[ImaDjentleman]

@whatahorriblenight1 lmao whatta half ass answer, just "no" what ever, i still listen to ritual about 30 times a day, literally :P

[terr547]

Very little of what you were taught was valid. Spot on.

[void110]

You really are remarkably ignorant on world affairs.

Especially the illegal occupation and apartheid in Palestine (which your tax dollars pay for).

Which you have never made a video about.

You are a clown.

[toastknight]

Fuck yeah, Transmetropolitan. It is my favorite comic and it is available in collected books.

[disturbedking8]

I certainly would Fus Roh Dah her.

[anythingnew]

TJ has a Ph.D in Philosophy.

[PolitcalIslam]

You don't pronounce the "r" in "arse." 

[aDislikeBot]

@PolitcalIslam Yes you do...

[PolitcalIslam]

@aDislikeBot Not if you're British…

[aDislikeBot]

@PolitcalIslam Yes, thats precisely how you say it in Britain, since you spelt it the British version.

[PolitcalIslam]

@aDislikeBot That's a punctuation and grammar failure. I liked that you said "spelt," though. How cüte and British of you!

[aDislikeBot]

@PolitcalIslam Ummm what? You had no worth while response so you commented on my punctuation and grammar? Thats pretty sad bro.

[metabog]

You're getting MARRIED?! How can you mention that so nonchalantly?

[OmegaVinyl]

@metabog Why wouldn't he?

[Androskiz]

@metabog watch his new video on his main channel

[kegs95]

@metabog because fuck you that's how.

[Socioistic]

@metabog

Because he's an Atheist. It's literally in his title.

[MichaeIRedd]

@Socioistic Seriously?  Atheists don't care about marriage? You're a dumbass.

[Socioistic]

@MichaeIRedd

That's weird, it almost seems like you are putting words in my mouth. I was saying that as an Atheist, marriage might not be the next logical step in his relationship in his mind, nor might he put much personal value in marriage, therefor he might not care much for it. My father is an Atheist, and he has been in a serious relationship with his partner for many years, and they have a child together.

[sofuckyouyeah]

@Socioistic theres alot of benefits to marriage

[Socioistic]

@sofuckyouyeah

There are also lots of benefits to going to college, which he didn't do either. It's all about what's important to the individual, not what the rest of the world, or country, sees as worthwhile.

[sofuckyouyeah]

@Socioistic thats completely different, if you are going to spend alot of time with a woman (or ure assuming ull spend the rest of your life with her) u know, moving in with her and everything.. the economic benefits are immediate and significant if you get married, not to mention just the fact that getting married is a statement of deep love in and of itself.. marriage isnt a christian or religious thing, its a vow between two people of deep committment, theres a reason it exists in every cultu

[Socioistic]

@sofuckyouyeah

Just like that other guy that wanted to talk shit about what I said, you're assuming that I'm stating that it has anything to do with his belief system. You could argue just the same about going to college: it's a life experience that few should pass up; you learn life lessons; you can make great friends/establish connections with professors. Again, it all comes down to what's important to him, not what we presume about it. He might give two shits about it, for all we know.

[sofuckyouyeah]

@Socioistic i only responded to what i think is your latest comment(i never read the previous ones), and well u really gave forth the idea that because he was an atheist its strange for him to get married.. this is what i responded to and if i misunderstood well then thats that and good day to you

[rikolasdf]

I would Fus Ro Dah that bitch.

[SuFamiChalmers]

All hail Cranatos!

[SuFamiChalmers]

"Graphic Novel" is a term used by hipsters because they're embarrassed to call what they read Comic Books.

[PolitcalIslam]

Penn Point was on Revision3, and that is probably the best vlogging like this on the Internet.

[PolitcalIslam]

I once was in a school that had an economics teach who forced the free market and yelled about it the entire class period for the first few weeks of his class.

[NewAgedRage]

I don't think Communism can be successful in America, it conflicts entirely with what the vast majority of the population have been taught. It also conflicts with human nature; to succeed in Communism we'd have to be willing to support eachother for the better of the community, which isn't a human trait at all.

[Blake4014]

@NewAgedRage Yep, spot on, so why do people still ignorantly advocate something that is inherently flawed unworkable system of government for humanity?

[EclecticSceptic]

@NewAgedRage Wow so '[to support each other] isn't a human trait at all'. That's complete rubbish. I don't even need to give a counter example, they abound infinitely!

[SSanf]

Good gods! You don't know who Isis is? Wiki is your friend.

[smilelikeyoumeaniit]

@SSanf whats Isis?

[SSanf]

@smilelikeyoumeaniit Wiki is your friend.

[GrockJake]

Communism is a classless society, where no one has power another. The government is an organization of the people, that collects and redistributes wealth and goods. The government does not have power over the people: it is on the same level as the people. People give, the government does not take. It requires the free, collective effort of everyone, using the government as a platform of exchange. It's only problem is that it relies on men to not be evil, which to be honest, is unrealistic.

[SuperAwesomecomment]

I kinda shook my head a bit when tj said he didnt know what FUS RO DAH!!!!!! means.. he spends alot of time infront of the computer doesnt he ?:P

[Execrationalism]

@SuperAwesomecomment I even play Skyrim and I didn't know what that was.. I never cared about the main dragon questline I liked making my own story.

[DivideInfinity]

@Execrationalism Yes, but you get the shout like at the beginning of the game, and same i just did most of the side quests or guild missions

[necronomicon009]

TJ, you should watch I Saw the Devil and 13 Assassins if you haven't already. Berserk is coming out with three movies if you're still interested in the series.

Thanks for answering my question.

[KyleMinns]

I prefer this voice!

[TheCryoScales]

0:55:18

So a guy asking about your particular etiquette toward ass wiping equals a "good question" but a guy asking about wether or not video games are art isn't?

[Brungysalt]

fus ro dah rofl rofl rofl rofl

[loot1st]

50:13



[loot1st]

TJ MARRIED!!.........

[loot1st]

please keep doing these.

[weert6666]

these are really good at sending me to sleep TJ

[aBLiNDbAt69]

lol I am playing minecraft right now so I loled when he got the question about minecraft.

[ThatAnnoyingGuyFrom]

TJ, don't feel naked with your audio only.

Plenty of people like me that are fucked up without a performance.

From what I've heard you're no anxiety case.

[Jimpaco]

you should have done the steve wilkos show thing it would have been hilarious

[TBlenx1995]

You could have done a Baby Back Ribs joke with the Baby eating question.

[bilbotibbatts]

Your description of your school life is reasonably the same as my current experience of school. Do you recommend I study/revise more or become engrossed in the things I find interesting?

[dalektaliban]

dammit TJ how dare you not tell us about your private life that is of no concern to us! don't you know that your audience is entitled to know about your girlfriend?! rofl

[tapion97]

These "monotone audio clips" of yours help me play Bejeweled. Thanks

[SeanMontyPython]

these videos are amazing to listen to when doing something mellow or slow.

keeps my focus. specioly when surfing the web

[mchenrycruiser]

I HAD HARDCORE SWEATY GAY SEX WITH THE AMAZING ATHEIST!!!

[AidanBKnight]

@mchenrycruiser Good for you

[TheGeekyProductions]

@mchenrycruiser Pics or it didn't happen.

[thetruetrojan]

@mchenrycruiser Galen, is that you?

[evilbrain100]

@mchenrycruiser jesus hates you :|

gay asshole XO

[ducksrockallnight]

@mchenrycruiser How was it?

[leeham991]

The guy who said "I'm not a fan" was probably making a joke from back years ago when you were taking the piss out of people who were annoyed by being called fans. Unless you saw in his face hostility of course.

[Killur10]

Politician<Scumbag Steve

[Killur10]

They did start policing the internet, and the illegal shit is still here. It may not be as visible, but it certainly still exists.

[downwiththemaster]

marx verson of communism has happend look at southern spain in the 30s

[Menaliath]

This channel should be renamed to tjdoesnolife hahahahaha owned

[GoreyOr]

@Menaliath Saying "owned" in response to your own comeback seems counterproductive.

[JoeBunting1]

@TJdoeslife Should the United States have a publicly-funded health care system like Canada?

[Domzdream]

Regarding agnosticism- I completely agree with you. It's redundant crap. A pussy way of atheism. I wouldnt even call that atheism because you're still keeping a door open for possibilities you might entertain as gods and dragons and pixies, etc.

[semperFi4ever100]

Him speaking German is hilarious.

[xarealpersonx]

Why the fuck do so many people care about the banana thing?

[ThePancakesGuy]

@xarealpersonx Because it's fun to annoy people.

[TheRealAdamClark]

I love your very long videos TJ. gives me something to listen to while i do things like fold clothes or am focused on something.

[Domzdream]

Congrats on the engagement, TJ.

[DerrenBrown100]

44:57 lol at troll question.

[88Keyz101]

About the banana thing... I admire that fact that once it was leaked, you didnt backpeddle or act ashamed of it at all. Instead you said "fuck it, thats what I do". My question is, has anyone distanced from you that you didnt expect to? (I dont believe in facebook so I asked here).

[gr8sithlord]

thanks!

[Whatrubiks9]

TJ, I just wanted to thank you for this video. Your monotone audio clips help me focus when Programming.

Keep up the good work!

[Ioganstone]

@Whatrubiks9 OoOhoo well La-Dee-Da Mr. Programmer.

[CodyAllenmusic]

Also: I don't like the deal where you go "You can have a long life, or a fun life." What if I enjoy fitness? What if I enjoy the life that I lead because of my healthy lifestyle and have fun doing it? Like you always say: it's very subjective.

[TheCrazyGuy91]

@CodyAllenmusic There are always exceptions to the rule.

[CallOfSpooge]

»»───(knee)───►

[EclecticSceptic]

TJ if you would read Marx, you would see that wicked totalitarian regimes that repress the populus of the nation had no connection to what he said. To call those systems communist is just stupid. A powerful state does not equal communism. This is a crass understanding of communism driven by the mainstream media. It's like calling feudalism capitalism.

[CodyAllenmusic]

@EclecticSceptic You're absolutely correct: In fact, marxism does not have a traditional "state" at all. It is more equatable to what anarchists call "syndicalism".

[lovingsingleton]

@EclecticSceptic No, it's worse. It's like calling saudi arabia capitalism.

[Trinivalts]

@EclecticSceptic funny thing that feudalism isn't really that far from capitalism. As i see it they pretty much overlap by large or simply most of the modern world is very much a hybrid of feudalism & capitalism under the guise of pure capitalism. That seems more plausible.

[lvsoad22]

@EclecticSceptic He even said that they weren't real communist regimes. The whole point he was trying to get across was that history has shown that humans have little ability to create and setup a communist government, especially when everyone is disarray after a revolution which is how almost all communists take power.

[EclecticSceptic]

@lvsoad22 No he said that communists would say that. Then he said that it was 'a bunch of excuses'. So that means he disagrees with the hypothetical communists' assertion. Therefore he is incorrect. People seem to feel entitled to make broad criticisms of communism based on botched understandings. TJ said he had read some of the Communist Manifesto. If you're going to castigate communism in its entirety, that's a fucking joke.

[oslye]

I hate your audio only vids.

[pigin007]

FUS RO DAH!! LOL

[Driver00]

While talking about the bible games the first thing that came to my mind was AVGN and the next sentence he mentioned him

[748cowboy]

@TJdoeslife If you dont like america then GET THE FUCK OUT!

[o0ShadowCat0o]

@748cowboy Wouldn't the smart thing to do be to make the states better for everyone instead of running? If we all followed your example, we'd be french.

[748cowboy]

I support a national ban on gay marrige

[alliencedful]

@748cowboy You are such a facist limiting people's freedom. You're not a real american

[kev1287]

Fallout new vegas was my favourite game, than I took an arrow in the knee.

Srsly though TJ go play skyrim.

[tarrizzzzzzzzz]

IT'S NOT LONG ENOUGH!!! FUUUU

[SardonicSignal]

I look forward to seeing where Not Productive goes, TJ, and may even take a shot at contributing something if I can make it worthwhile. TGWTG (among others) needs a competitor, something that appeals to the more cynical, intellectual audience that you have as opposed to the seemingly omnipresent nerd culture which is far too myopic and contrived for my taste.

[ethanforster]

FYI on Beserk.

The Anime is basically the prologue to the Manga. The Manga is what happens afterwards. Basically the first episode is the start of the manga and the rest of it builds up to show what happened before.

Also I heard that There is going to be a new Anime for Berserk that follows the manga.

[SuicidebyYourMom]

I could certainly go for more of these. Good call on the format.

[dannygarlicpowder]

in my humble opinion, these videos are the best that TJ does.

[Tedaus20]

Also my question got answered! The one about David Lynch's films. Not the answer I hoped for lol, but hey, it got answered!

[Tedaus20]

I was in bed listening to this and the time sailed by! I wish TJ would make more of these videos, I really do enjoy them!

[tarrizzzzzzzzz]

Merry christmas guys!

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@tarrizzzzzzzzz Let's have christmas sex dude.

[tarrizzzzzzzzz]

@Imhornydadcomeinside I sorta hope you're a girl...

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@tarrizzzzzzzzz Nope, but I'm turned on!

[tarrizzzzzzzzz]

@Imhornydadcomeinside whyy?? whyy???

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@tarrizzzzzzzzz *Puts on Jeffrey Dahmer glasses*

[tarrizzzzzzzzz]

@Imhornydadcomeinside lulz :) Don't think there's such a thing :p

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@tarrizzzzzzzzz I am not going to disagree because that will decrease my chances of having gaysex with you.

[TheOtherHolly]

If I didn't know better, I would have sworn this was someone else talking.

[LobsterPotsticker]

fakesagan (channel name: TheSmoothTerrorist)

just destroyed TJ in the video "i'm bringing snarky back"

(24 : 51- the end)

d%mn..

[CaptainStarstuff]

@LobsterPotsticker If half of what fakesagan said in that video is true, then the only immoral thing he did when putting a gun to TJ's head was not pulling the trigger imo.

[Yvieneify]

@LobsterPotsticker

Yeah he got owned.

[ErastPietrowicz]

@LobsterPotsticker

I politely disagree.

[MermaFX]

@LobsterPotsticker That was utter bullshit. Thanks for wasting everybody's time.

[LobsterPotsticker]

@MermaFX Too bad people overwhelmingly agree with me here and on fakies video, retard

[MermaFX]

@LobsterPotsticker "Overwhelmingly agree"? Are you fucking handicapped? You have 6 likes on your comment; how overwhelming. This video has a significantly higher like/dislike ratio, which would imply that the majority agree with TJ, would it not? I watched that portion of Fakesagan's video and he was just looking for things to criticise. The part where he attempted to criticise TJ for "stealing content" because he mentioned the masturbation thing; really?

[LobsterPotsticker]

@MermaFX ALl my responses have been positive accept you two clowns. But this about TJ and Fakesegan. There is little if no no criticism to fakesagan on his vid and only support on his bash against TJ. TJ's vid has lots of likes of course because it's on a VARIETY of topics retard. Fake called him out on many things besides that. So put down the cheetos and actually LISTEN

[MermaFX]

@LobsterPotsticker "little to no criticism" - is that why Fakesagan felt it needed a rebuttal and you felt like posting that comment was warranted?

[LobsterPotsticker]

@MermaFX keep up with the conversation

little to no criticism for fakesagan's response

most people who commented agreed 100000%

[MermaFX]

@LobsterPotsticker What the fuck are you even trying to convey? Write like a fucking normal person, maybe then I'll understand you.

[MermaFX]

@LobsterPotsticker That joke has been run into the ground by many people, yet he insists it was birthed by him and was therefore directly stolen form him. That's asinine and pitifully self-righteous. He also brought up Not Productive and compared it to FSV, although TJ has addressed this comparison various times most notably on his recent video entitled "Not Productive". He states that FSV did not develop healthily and burnt out because there was not enough funding...

[MermaFX]

@LobsterPotsticker ...for bandwidth and using other hosts would defeat the purpose. Fakesagan ignores this and insists that it's simply a scheme poised by TJ in order to support his own finance. The entire section of the video WAS bullshit -- I can't touch on any of the personal issues brought up because I am not well informed enough in that area.

TL;DR: YOU'RE the retard

[LobsterPotsticker]

@MermaFX if you're too lazy or moronic to read

then you my friend are the retard.

i suggest taking up apprenticeship from a rattlesnake so your posts can have some bite

[MermaFX]

@LobsterPotsticker OH HO HO HO, sick burn! I won't be able to recover from that one. I can only assume you're a troll at this point.

[LobsterPotsticker]

@MermaFX lol you can't even respond in a single posting?

you're the only one projecting

godfather troll

[MermaFX]

@LobsterPotsticker Is English your first language?

[LobsterPotsticker]

@MermaFX 54th language

[yashaouchan]

Ron Paul is a freaking genius. And you are just wrong about him. He has REAL ideas and SOLUTIONS for them. You obviously do not understand economy or have not watched enough of his videos yourself.

[TheOtherHolly]

@yashaouchan Yeah, he wants to make abortion illegal. Genius.

You obviously haven't read his website.

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@yashaouchan *Sighs*

[ltsaint911]

An appropriate video title considering I fell asleep whilst listening to this yesterday afternoon, although I suspect this was more due to extreme sleep deprivation.

[Yvieneify]

LMAO someoen asked him if a girl shit on his dick during sex if he would FUS ROH DAH HER ...HAHAHAHAA

[godshiva]

Would you sign my dick?

[AmongDancingZombies]

I really like to listen to these when I myself am being mellow and want something to do other than just sit there. I like the way you elaborate.

[oldwisetale]

you should read a book called "weapons of mass instructions"

it talks about Prussia

(im just trying to give back some media)

"each one teaches one"

[oldwisetale]

!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&*(

hey i can relate!

heres a video

i hope you like it

it might not relate to you but i like you work

since you have gave me media i offer you this!

a short film called "the backwater gospel

vimeo.com

[sukablianah2]

you called yourself "kind of agnostic atheist" once