So the Other Day I Went Out Christmas Shopping

[SinisterHits]

I see ads on this video which clearly means YouTube did what they say they do before you monetize. And that is, reviewing it. And they saw no problem with you confessing to your criminal activity of buying a hooker? But they do care about you running balanced critique on Craftnation. What the fuck?! I don't have a problem with either of these videos, in fact I love them. But. Seriously. YouTube. You. Fucking. Sicken. Me.

[TearsOfWar1]

I don't like lesbian porn because I'm not a lesbian.

[crazymike65]

"...What are you guy waiting for?"

Ha, I asked myself the same question when you went quiet there.

[r2c123]

wat made me laugh was when u said underwater

[LTChaosLT]

my sarcasm meter just exploded

[DonteGameReviews]

Archies Christmas!

[DonteGameReviews]

Hooker? Really Arch

[4462892Perez]

Why do i feel that this a parody to someone....

[TheArchfiend]

@4462892Perez

It's not. 

[moonlightkisu]

it was obvious it this was sarcasm from the first minute, you people are idiots.

[AspergerFreakSeries]

You could money if you turned this into a movie.

[cmbdragon666]

fake video is fake.... obviously....  >_>

[YourComputerExpert]

@cmbdragon666 It is a fucking joke Capt. Obvious.

Grow some balls with your little kid smileys.

[cmbdragon666]

@YourComputerExpert excuse me, but you seem to have commented to the wrong person, thank you, have a nice day. :)))))))))))))))))

[ne0l0]

Is this for real?

[TheArchfiend]

@ne0l0

Yes. 100%

[TokyoCircus5678]

@TheArchfiend I only have to pay for 2 people my Girlfriend and my Mother,So when i go to the mall for shopping it's pretty simple for me get my mother a gift card put 300 bucks in it (cause i know she needs it) For my Girlfriend a nice watch

[EpicBacon]

I cannot believe you're 50. If you were to tell me that you were 25, I'd buy it.

[Chimerakiller2]

not sure if real or fake either way entertaining.

[epodcentral]

you are a lovely, fine, upstanding young (?) man lol :)

[TheArchfiend]

@epodcentral

Correct on all counts.

[bO0Bi3zm4K3M3SmIl3]

I have a pitt bull and it's the sweetest dog you'll ever meet. Funny video though.

[Kangarilla9323]

I got my parents the same thing :O

[zhodor]

lol what the fuck, great story!

[Rickman112]

A lesbian magazine for christmas. I like your style.

[chrisbenitezs]

You are a fag!

[terrorfinder3]

I bought my Hooker a Candy necklace Thong and Bikini. I feel a sense of déjà vu watching this video. That thing you bought your pearents is called a Thing-u-majig

[lushiouspig]

archfiend is such full of bullshit

[TheArchfiend]

@lushiouspig

Are you implying this video is fake?

[toothRus]

@TheArchfiend

The girlfriend part gave it away.

[BlindMagSoprano]

@TheArchfiend I think he's implying that he is too grammatically incorrect to function.

[BagelTanker]

@TheArchfiend You should make a shirt that sais ''So then I bought a box of Thin-Mins''

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@lushiouspig And you are "such full" of the inability to properly use English. So shut the fuck up or get the fuck out.

[Pete9O]

you are definitely from philly saying wooder instead of water

[JacobWAd]

TheArchfiend's "So the Other Day..." videos - The most subtle and nonchalant form of trolling on Youtube.

[drewsky684]

Actually, you're getting close to that "youtube celebrity" status. Millions of views, tens of thousands of subscribers...you're almost to the point where you can move to LA and pretentiously talk about your scripts, and start saying "action" and "take 1" at the beginning of your vids. That's what all the big dogs on youtube are doing these days

[TheArchfiend]

@drewsky684

I will jump off of a bridge if it ever comes to that.

[anti4kids2000]

Someone needs to make a cartoon out of this.

[NiroSShadow]

"So the Other Day I Went Out Christmas Shopping"

That's where the problem begins.

[MrMaDelirious]

I had to watch again. Oh man you funny bro way funny. Wrapping all that lesbian porn for yourself none for the family, NUT busting humor. Dude EPIC line. All seriousness I should actually do that next year at my girlfriends family's house so they have something real to bitch about and so I have an excuse so I do not have to return every x-mas.

[vissova]

I just want to come out and say that since i watched your Irate Hacker video i'v loved your work. Sad to see such a lack in views. But keep up the great videos!

[DWSimmy]

The ijustine wig line was what put this over the top.

[MooneySquared]

@DWSimmy Aww, is it bit too explicit for you to imagine TheArchfiend having sex with Iwhore? Calm down.

[DWSimmy]

@MooneySquared I'm saying that that's what made it funny, shithead.

[MooneySquared]

@DWSimmy Calm down, fucker, and word your sentences greater next time.

[MooneySquared]

@DWSimmy Greater is a word asshole.

[DWSimmy]

@MooneySquared I never said it wasn't, shithead. No one would say "Word your sentences greater" unless they were a fucking retard. Oh wait...

[MooneySquared]

@DWSimmy Oh yeah? I'm sure people would. It's perfectly normal, for fucks sake. Now piss off, you pathetic piece of waste.

[DWSimmy]

@MooneySquared THANK YOU. This was getting boring.

[MooneySquared]

@DWSimmy It was, huh.

[DWSimmy]

@MooneySquared Why do we argue? Sometimes I think it's because it's the only form of communication people have left...

[MooneySquared]

@DWSimmy Wow, you have a point there. 

[MrMaDelirious]

UR welcum 4 thee view$. *Great video!

[SeaShellNecklaceBrah]

I wasn't seeing any of your videos until I found a way to turn youtube back to its old layout.

That shit was sucky man.

[RedRum1347]

Happy Hanukkah archfiend

[vagazzler]

Lobsters are invincible.



[vagazzler]

he got the KY jelly.

[TobiFan12345]

wtf, youtube unsubscribed me from you.

[WeirdGemstone]

My only conclusion after watching this is that Apple now sells weed and your gift card now works. :D

[v01cr0n]

Why is archfiends videos barely getting views anymore?

[TheArchfiend]

@v01cr0n

Yeah it's almost as if every video released after the change of the YouTube homepage has had a steep drop in views. What a surprise.

[soavifox]

@TheArchfiend I use youtube.com/my_subscriptions as my homepage. more people should. it works better.

[BTTFMovie]

@v01cr0n it's because lots of people started hating him after he bashed the Angry Video Game Nerd.

[OrcsRDorks]

i REALLY love this time of the year i bet ull never guess why (ill give u a hint it takes place 4 hours after midnight leading to new year's day!)

[TheArchfiend]

@OrcsRDorks

You get your period?

[OrcsRDorks]

@TheArchfiend WOW ARCH! i never thought u would go there especially since im a guy rofl and btw i was talking about my birthday haha arch you're so funny man u got me laughing hard damn man haha

[9zBrandon]

I just watched a shaycarl video for the first time in like 65 million years and he's skinny! :O Where's the real shay carl and what have you done with him!! Oh! I should leave a comment on one of your videos about the topic for once. Kk um. Christmas shopping bad look wah u done did Santa me hope miss claus gun go bite off yo dick 2nite while she blowin yo fatass u obese elf u

[47smithstreetseries]

I left you a video response. Tell me if you understand my dilemma...

[JoshDouble]

Say water more.

[Gwarfast]

"For fifty dollars you are banging a celebrity"very nice,many laughs.

[gizmofly870]

I know what people want for christmas,they want dildos. Big purple dildos.

[BlazeTheMovieFan]

That's an awesome story.

[GrandTheftVideos2]

@BlazeTheMovieFan haha are you joking

[asahitownboys]

Is IGSRJ giving you something?

[TheArchfiend]

@asahitownboys

I hope not. His gifts usually arrive dead.

[TheTommyParkyPolice]

The 4th fuck you of holidays thats such a pain to me, Stail Christmas songs!!

[moneshmahtani]

@AllMuslimsAreWhores nice name xD

[Kizales]

Lobsters are invincible. Those bitches come from space, ya know.

[TheAtomicPopsicle]

I got my hooker a nice CD I burned with Lionel Richie, Phil Collins, and Michael Buble.

[jhardyrules]

...still funny.

[TheBrainEnema]

for Christmas, i want a pitbul and a lobster shipped to me in the same box, one of them will make it here.

[TheChilltown5k]

i love ur sarcasm videos cause 70% people believe u what makes my day lol

[KvSwooo]

LMFAO @ retards that can't take a joke. gotta love the comments archfiend gets on his videos.

[sfakasswannabe]

Nice try, 7/10

[CuseFan100]

For Christmas, I got my hooker........my dick in a box.

[LiizziieLushxo]

Just do what I do when you need to give gifts, put a bow on some toilet paper and say, "Hey, you're eventually gonna need this. So Happy [insert holiday/event here]."

[ladawg81]

I watched this yesterday and 4 times today

[TheArchfiend]

@ladawg81

You are a great American.

That is if you are American.

[ladawg81]

@TheArchfiend i'm getting a green card and as i watch this video (3rd time today again) i'm eating a big bag of fatty junk food.

[fman400002]

@TheArchfiend Wait, wait ,wait let me get this straight. You only have one hooker?

[kiybro]

I bought those things for my parents as well.

[QueenOliver]

Your "So the Other Day" vids are a little hit or miss for me, but this one was comedy gold.

[beneaththesky69]

rofl ijustine wig

[firebat42]

"I thought lobsters were invincible...." My new favorite quote :)

[000Mariat000]

ROFLEEEEZ! XD

Liked! Subscribed!

Btw @Archfiend: What do you think of SOPA?

[TheArchfiend]

@000Mariat000

Made a video about SOPA a month ago.

[MusicElskerLove]

hahaha your stories are pretty funny. "stories" :)

[HiFiKiller84]

Good stuff as always Arch. Happy Holidays.

[StephenRickenbacker]

Awesome!

[yushinzzo]

hay AF this story isn't true right? It was a joke.... right?

[TheSilleGuy]

OMG DUDE DAT STORY ISS SO FAKE ADN STUF CUZ U LIE RITE? lol jk

[Muscle4LifeX]

Serious question here. What would you do if your sister´s twin daughters grows up to little iJustine´s?

[TheArchfiend]

@Muscle4LifeX

I'd see how long they could breath under water.

[TheJs1991]

are you joking?

[Seemplay101]

@TheJs1991 yes its the whole concept if the series called so the other day i went too and then whatever it is

[blackoutworm]

@TheJs1991 are you retarded?

[twinkledryad]

................and Charlie Brown, that is what Christmas is all about

[SPAGHETTIMONSTER1]

Wow your garbage mans lucky, I drink the bottle and then just refill it whenever I get "the urge". anyways,.. My garbageman he's a real jerk about it? after each Christmas and his free bottle he usually runs down my cans? he should just be happy I recycle that shit for him!

[damlurker]

i wish there were good hookers for $50.. most are $200+

feels bad man.. :(

[IlllllllllllI]

epic end . lol

[TheChilltown5k]

dude thats sounds like my hooker WTF

[fearonthefat]

Haha the "So the Other Day" series are some of my favorite videos you make

[loasolidsnakemgs]

If he's not trolling, he's kind of the biggest arrogant ass of the year. Congratz bro.

[TheArchfiend]

@loasolidsnakemgs

Thank you.

[Muscle4LifeX]

@TheArchfiend You could intimidate them by showing them your iWhore videos :)

By doing so, I´m sure they´ll be growing up to be saints from here on.

[COYD5546]

Pro tip- If your hooker show the slightest hint of disliking of the present you got her flash the ol'pimp hand, if they are well trained she will love that present.

[WheresMahBacon]

Holy fuck.

[loasolidsnakemgs]

Is he trolling? <_<

[Sakor998]

@loasolidsnakemgs no.

[TheArchfiend]

@loasolidsnakemgs

No. Stop being so jealous of my awesome life.

[loasolidsnakemgs]

@TheArchfiend Your life is pretty cool, but equally unfulfilling.

[IamRy4n01]

@TheArchfiend What is it like being such a well known celebrity across the world?

[TheArchfiend]

@GrandTheftVideos2

Keyboard warrior... *yawn*

[d2lblast]

@GrandTheftVideos2 /watch?v=HMFHMBi8BcA

[Kenkas15]

Fucking awesome.

[Delorean702]

Those hookers are so ungrateful, bitches.

[SpiritWalker14]

Where do you work? What profession?

[sweetsugarcoma]

Arch, I love your dry humor. Marry me.

That is all.

[Yambii]

Merry bism archfiend!

[ff7itashifan]

wuter xD

[pyromcr]

Why is it that I always forget that any video you make titled "So The Other Day..." is a joke until about 20 seconds in? I figure that I would have learned by now. Anyway, great as always!

[ludicer]

under 'wader' lol nice accent archie ;)

[misscoolgal1]

I stop celebrating Christmas after my hooker slapped me in the face and burnt down my house.

[TheArchfiend]

@misscoolgal1

My hooker burnt me too. With gonorrhea.

[awkando]

@TheArchfiend you need to hire hookers?

[Uzur9]

Thank you Arch for the laughs

[TotalSnivy]

Riveting tale, brethren.

[XSquareStickIt]

I was waiting so long for another one of these, I forgot they even existed.

[pyschocurt]

Jake Gyllenhaal Is that you?!

I Jest I Jest..Subbed due to hooker story ;D

[lucariojet]

I think you should have given the hooker a dick in the box. ;o Hookers love the dick in a box.

[GonzoDuke]

I thought I was the only one that made his whore wear an IJustine wig.

[brendanman30]

haha. Great video, and a funny story. Also, the video URL says FUAAAAAAAHAA. kinda like an evil laugh.

[TheArchfiend]

@AllMuslimsAreWhores

Story? 

[chadmann999]

@TheArchfiend he's quoting "The Room" lol. The "best worst" movie of all time!

[2scary4yu]

@TheArchfiend What a story, Mark. is from a movie called "The Room"

[KoopasRevengeHome]

whos a bigger asshole character, archfiends so the other day guy or doug walkers askthatguywiththeglasses lol love these videos man

[Sora1123]

This video is just filled with LOLs. Especially the Lobster bit.

[OoberNobber]

Merry Christmas TheArchfiend 

[ninetalescommander]

For some reason, I blame UTF for this video.

[skybreaker09]

I swear you should be a narrator for audio books. I could listen to you tell a story all day lol

[DellBoy010]

Get her an Apple gift certificate lol

[ladawg81]

Hey arch I'm making an intro for you will you use it? Are you still doing that?

[TheArchfiend]

@ladawg81

Yes. I didn't use one on this video because it would have been out of place. 

[droidfan2010]

That iJustine bit cracked me up

[Genixel]

Those presents remind me of Primary school when the teachers would get empty boxes and wrap them up for decorations.

I was so tempted to open them <3

Luckily a retard did it for me and found out that they're all empty.

[iAnthrit]

Shit man, I was the hooker, & I forgot to give you back the wig. Sorry :)

[ronte246]

You gave your hooker a lobster, mine gave me crabs. Merry Christmas!

[dartter50]

@ronte246 lol

[GrandTheftVideos2]

O_O 

[tookthenight]

can I get a happy hanukkah, arch?

[awesomness180]

invincible lobsters?! xD

[killpoo1111111111111]

Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.

[coopbra2]

@killpoo1111111111111 haha nice "The Room" reference!

[SargentMugen]

@killpoo1111111111111 He actually does look like Mark.

[wwflivez]

Whats wuder?