Curb your Enthusiasm - High Holiday Ticket

[Enkiadu007]

lol gentile wife. The jews are the gentiles considering this is a christian nation.

[carpet691]

@iamjames8 its 'Torah Boogie' by Jerry Finklestein. Whats a scalper and what is this event theyre attending?.

[iamjames8]

@carpet691 a scalper is someone who sells tickets, usually at a high price, kind of unofficially. The event is one of the Jewish high holidays, there are quite a few, I couldn't be sure which one. Ah thanks, how would I get hold of 'Torah Boogie' by Jerry Finklestein' ??? Can't find anywhere! on the net or itunes etc

[MrWiseguy2069]

"you little snitch"6:41 larry is the man lol

[iamjames8]

Could anybody let me know what the Artist/Song is played from 6:40 to the end of the clip?? Some kind of jewish klezmer, also hear it on 'The Seder' episode and other jewish parts of CYE episodes. Much appreciated!

[firestartertwistedfi]

My sister used to work in the same building as Larry David - she says that the persona in Curb is pretty much the real Larry :)

[2LTime33]

love how he answers the phone

[horbergus]

I love the whisper fight, funniest shit ever

[thescoutabout]

Sorry To Interrupt The Sacred Intercourse!

[lucasiskewl]

You're giving a very bad example to my gentile wife!

[caustic777444]

gotta al capone hat on

[SandrineSoprano]

Love Larry. Period

[Marsdevilsvolta]

oh larry, always fucking with his shirt on...

[VirginiaTagz]

so many quotes in this... "my gentile wife"

[alyse1969]

what??!! NO, NO, that's my wife! LMFAO.....

[lave4321]

That has to be my favorite LD and RL argument. Simple but so perfect. "How many times a week do you go in there?" "I don't know, two!" "I go there like five times a week!" "Big deal!" "But I eat everything off the menu!" "I eat a lot of stuff too!" "I take stuff out!" "I get deliveries!" "I GIVE IT TO CHARITY!"

[JayGzeitgeist]

you're setting a very bad example for my gentile wife.

[morgantown1]

So this is your wife? NO! WHAT? No, no...

[SandrineSoprano]

"Ooooh, Quiiiet for Intercourse!..."

[ramm45]

Whats with all these comments about Cheryl being hot on all the videos?

She has a fucking Skeletor face.

[nietzscheprime]

..fucking jews...bleeeeeeeeegh!

[SouthParkBear]

No wonder the bitch left him.

[stars1836]

scalper tickets, that's hilarious :)

I know some places that are more affordable and you can buy it very close to the holidays

[temahoney]

Al Capone hat.

[HLecterPHD]

tickets lol. how much for a full salvation? can you use coupons? jesus penalty charge for converted christians?

intercourse > phone call.

[DreadPresident]

Oh sacred intercource, cannot be interrupted, oooouuuuhh

[poptimusgrime]

Al Capone hat

[phillyeagles217]

3:34

LOL larry david having a nanny

[borat935]

Oh man that little kids face really pisses me off. i would punch him in the face, damn jude 

[SuperAssman32]

fuckin hate it when girls get all emotional when u interupt somthin

[SandrineSoprano]

Get aaawwfff!!

[JonahW55]

he has sex with his shirt on...lol

[ladamadelcaribe]

this is hilarious!!! I love this show

[MadyRoseAnderson]

"oh sacred intercourse, cannot be interrupted!!!"

[disengagejam]

everybody, shhh quiet for intercourse ! haha classic LD

[firebrand75]

Only Larry David would be enough of a schmuck to stop screwing Cheryl to answer the phone!

[Xnilb90]

I fucking hate cheryl.

[sholcman]

Christians too. Do your history Penitance.

[mevuzbaz]

@fffraaankkk

thats funny... if youre unaware of the catholic concept of salvation on death beds

[rokedetbamidbar]

@fffraaankkk Get in line.

NEXT!

[WalterLiddy]

@fffraaankkk Oh puh-lease. The Catholic church made a huge business of selling indulgences and Scientologists have to buy membership. Few religions DON'T try to sell salvation.

[Shanniquitie]

is this funny?

[kixmgc]

@Shanniquitie the segment not really the show in general yeah i thought it wouldnt be but man i was wrong

[xxxIronLeexxx]

Let me see... fucking a fine piece of ass like her or talking on the phone. Yeah I think I'll choose talking on the phone. LOL larry, such a funny douche.

[allowambeBOWWAMB]

What's the klezmer song called in 6:40 ?

[trenis]

you got thE al capone hat LMFAO!!!

[meetube2]

cheryl... what a beauty

[LibraryTales]

I looooove it when Larry and Jerry fight...

[TruthThanks]

the lesson is never pray

[nbachmann]

"Too many Jews..."

[ImNotYourFriend212]

Wow, a ticket to go to Temple? What is this a Barbra Streisand tour? Go to temple and do your thing.

[CrazeeCatrin]

ohhhhh sacred intercourse! do not interupt the intercourse!

quiet for the intercourse!

[dsharvey2005]

I want to be Larry David when I am his age!!!

[Chrisaaad]

@dsharvey2005 lmao me too

[MenechemShaul]

If I could Scalp my Yom Tov Tickets, I would be set! I have a good seat in my Shul I could upgrade my membership dues and get into the front row!

[falstaffswims]

You got your Al Capone hat on.

[theivory1]

Too many jews to go around! Thats awesome. Without this reference, I could never say that.

[wietog]

Jews go to temple, not church. And like most religious types, holidays are more popular. There is limited seating. And LA, being LA, there is a lot of money and competition. So, tickets are assigned and scalping costs money. good lord!

[ImahGoer]

A team of wild horses couldn't stop my penis from being in Cheryl !

[cannibalcarrie]

do jews really buy tickets to attend church on holidays? fucking weird

[xxSpiderpig27xx]

Hahahahaha good stuff. The best part about this show is that it's all improvised. They get some kind of information to base a scene on and just go with it.

[whirlwindbliss]

@xxSpiderpig27xx No, I'm pretty sure they don't.

[pumpkinflowers]

- but we went car pooling!

- there's plenty of people here! ask somebody!

LMAO exactly. How many times I've wanted to say that to some friends.

[noirjour]

Omg, this is soooo funny! What network does this show play on?

[a2thepowerofj]

@noirjour HBO

[LibraryTales]

@noirjour HBO

[libbeingcool]

ew jews

[godmode9]

al capone hat lol

[tfennimore]

that's me at temple, too -- totally lost in the service. Where are we?

[Ecksntrick8]

Pussy talk? DON'T be a pussy?

[burgersforreal]

?talk pussy ?pussy a be DON'T

[SenoraSweetWolf]

Al Capone hat.

[rmf86]

"you're setting a bad example for my gentile wife!"

[aweiss]

rofl are you going to wait for me haha

[aweiss]

haha he shushed the kids

Ive been to services and I find it so funny that they stop

[sethisawesome]

don't disturb the intercourse

[0Mexicola0]

how did you get that sandwich!?

[Deadman6990]

Call me Mr. Tibbs.

[murrayrothstein]

"Too many Jews to go around."

You can say that again!

[Slushplop]

4:22 so funny

[chree2008]

this show is crap

perpetuating sterotypes.

so funny..

[ibreakkidslegs]

lol fuckin jews

[kellerdood32]

LOL in every blue moon i have sex, im not gonna pick up the phone... LOLOLOL

[aurrorra]

"you've got the Al Capone hat on"

Lmao!

[Nooshad]

This is such a comentary on religion. What I love about Larry is that he exposes the craziness that is religion a style that makes us crack up. Brilliant!

[turdbug]

love it but why the hell whould u talkto some 1 when taping cherly

[robertlaf]

Larry admits he acts like a 10 year old in this show> That says a lot for the average intelligence of people who watch it lol.

[thegreatmrt]

Haha i guess thats how I act

[jaggo84]

Coitus interruptus......lol

[orangeorphan]

"quiet for intercousre....musn't interupt intercourse." so brilliant

[waitandbleedtodeath]

same here i just started watching this show its so freaking funny

[poops1]

im a big fan of this show, but larrys performance is so believable i really do think he must be like that in real life, if i ever met him id get his autograph then kick him hard in the balls then slap the shit out of his face as i walked away lol

[jennieredd]

Egotist is most definitley a word and yes Larry David is one.

[hardhittn63]

Joanna Ciderman! lol

[Brandtalones]

I am just discovering this series and I must say, Wow!

This fellow is over the top. Funny stuff.

[phillyeagles217]

ya gotta admit cheyrl is fucking fine

[dponly1]

@phillyeagles217 you aint never lying cheryl sexy as hell

[theivory1]

@phillyeagles217 Have you seen "RV"? Cheryl sings in that one, horrible, and I'm being nice.

[MenechemShaul]

@phillyeagles217 Lose the language!

[nhya32]

@phillyeagles217 yes dude fuckin i love her!

[ambervictor]

I wouldn't say she is fugly but think she is a bit skeletor in the face.

[orangeorphan]

well the show is really just based on the camera following him around all day so yeah you could say he is egotistical(egotist is not a word)...i guess...but it's hilarious so whatevs

[melosebrainuhoh]

But does it count as egotistical when he can't go anywhere without screwing up and pissing everyone off?

[IAmFrankieShuller]

Someone should post how he and Richard Lewis argue of the Larry David Sandwich..

[Madkanic]

dis dude stop getting bunz. to answer the fone. what an idiot. now a real man knows that a no no. any man getting laid anyways

[jazzypi]

OMG the ending was the best, when Susie gets mad at Larry for getting kicked out and not waiting to drive them home

[j00ztube]

No! What!? No! No, that's my wife.

[refereeingpesty]

"sssssssshhhhhhhhhh yourself"

[furlo44]

love larry

[blap316]

"you got the al capone hat on..."

LOL

[Madkanic]

dat al capone hat joke is priceless

[Ramsez]

Jeff is jewish??? I never knew :-D

[ibreakkidslegs]

lol are you fucking blind

[epiphany55]

This is some kind of sandwich my friend.

[litespeed74]

DON'T DISTURB THE INTERCOURSE! HAHAHAHA

classic larry

[jackofclubz]

FUCK JANICE!

[MegaBmax]

u suck! people who use the S word and F word suck and are low lifes! just like u!!!!!!

[roze08]

lollllll, the guy was like oh um so this is your wife? and he acts like wat? shit no! lmao thats funny shit...

"is this your wife?"

"NO! WHAT?! NO!"

lmao and the tea cup -> so true~!

can i watch full epissodes free online? if anyone knows send me a msg!

[BU57ED]

"is this your wife?"

"NO! WHAT?! NO!"

[Melodize2009]

"wts the big deal? what? " hehehehehehe

[tomheppy]

larry is always right

[OnTheLibraryComputer]

He's right about those little tea cup handles!

[MomentsReprive]

Too many uhh... Jews... to go around...

lol!

[Adventurestud]

Selling tickets to go to temple??? Does this happen???

[RockBottomRiser21]

"So this is your wife?"

"What?! No! No!"

[mmmmmmmyeahh87]

6:34 "Oh you little SNITCH!" lol!!

6:58 "Larry, what's happening?!...well, are you gonnna wait for us?" lmao!

Craziness. Love this show. :)

[mmmmmmmyeahh87]

looool! LOVE this show.

[CelticReject]

Was he meant to have been an adopted child?

[jacobssandy]

do you guys think that he withdrew from her before answering the phone or just stayed put during the call

[dudetocartman]

man oh man!

y does cheryl have to been mean to larry sometimes?

i mean during intercourse, she knew damn well he needed to pick up the important phone call about his ticket.

and how rude of her saying "GET OFF and GOOD NITE"

[usergently]

One of the top comedy show so far!

[proudjap87]

al capone hat lol

[naserrr11]

Oooh damn jews...L.D Fucked them over & over during this show while he's 1 of'em...Way 2 Go Larry...Keep it comin..I Heard the 7th season is in the Road ;D

[coldrockdaspot]

Everybody quiet, quiet for intercourse, don't disturb the intercourse haha classic

[anthead666]

fuck's sake...

[SatuMitsumi]

"Mustn't disturb the intercourse!"

xD God, I love this show.

[philblunt420]

nasty capers

[shepherdskin]

he fucks with his shirt on but she's nude? that's likely

[theprod5146]

would u rather see him nude and her with her shirt on?

[weikko79]

I'd rather see both of them nude!

[jblade2112]

"too many jews to go around"

[casplash4]

haha "SACRED INTERCOURSE musnt interrupt" haha

[buzwazfuz]

5:14 so true

[flohjackson]

funny

[demarspeed199]

i love how david's wife (nonejewish) is at the temple lmao

[mkinla917]

"Well, you've got the Al Capone hat" "THIS IS A VERY EXPENSIVE HA, LARRY!" These two play off each other so well.

[Aphasia17]

NO! What?! No

[dennisthapa]

what?! no!

[9Aldin]

hahaahah al capone hat

[gooduniforme]

oy vey

[KillFrenzie]

So let me get this right you cant go into places if u get ur tickets of a scalper wtf is with that?

[everdayzac]

Call me Mr. Tibbs.

[APanzo]

this show is the shit! i wish i had HBO

[shotdang1]

2 thumbs up

[skank3000]

so are you!

[rubylulu]

Fuck off

[havemercybabe]

DONT INTERRUPT THE INTERCOURSE!!

[trueirish1]

i cant belive iv never watched this b4

[Sleemz]

I GIVE IT TO CHARITY LOL

[mcalien24]

quiet for intercourse

[gooduniforme]

lmaoo

[Tc99mOIH]

alcoppone hat,lol

[starrynightuk]

Al Capone!

[koolk4ever]

Religion is for idiots.

[fargotua13]

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