Alan Partridge - Cone but not forgotten

[rocksoliddude1]

hilarious, alan swears but clifton takes the rap, classic

[gordybrody]

Fannies!

[fiveredpears]

How does Dave Clifton know about the incident with the cone.

[youthexplosion1210]

"compleme cunm!"

[Bootstrap193]

dave clifton is such a cone't

[cantosis2007]

Classic AP, Love it!.

[beth010X]

owend like a bitch

[TheDunnie28]

@nffc1971 oh fuck off!!

[SoopSoopa]

WIN

[vzx974]

"Unfortunately, Dave, you are bang wrong. It’s one minute past seven, it’s your show, you’re responsible for the output, I am technically a guest and you’ve failed to control me. Read the small print on your cone-tract."

[9262ABC]

@vzx974 Hehe. Where did you get that quote? Oh wait. It's from the video that we all just watched. Please don't do this anymore. It's very annoying and ruining YouTube.

[vzx974]

@9262ABC

Pretty much the same as lifeless morons like yourself who enjoy nothing more than causing conflict on a website. Go get yourself a girlfriend or something. Maybe consider some form of therapy is things like this 'annoy' you. Quite frankly I couldn't give a damn if it does or not.

[tosspot86]

@vzx974 flately my dear i don't riverdance

[Amid87]

@vzx974 thx 4 da quote bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jazzmoran]

fannys!!!



[LegRoom3]

This is probably the best moments in the series

[djparnate]

ive got your kids dan

[pib712]

6 people are bang wrong (and also fannies)

[bluegrinder84]

fannies!!!!!!

[VideoReply]

fanny!

[beth010X]

Owwwnneed! hahahaaa

[spenspuma]

"fanny"

hahaha

[TheSuperplex1001]

Owned.

[055697]

I CONE't stop laughing!

[vordman]

Well done, Messrs Coogan and Cornwell, for producing the funniest 60 seconds in the history of sitcoms

[EhsasJan]

Hahahaha

[DNAS08]

Ok at the risk of look like a tit lol, what's the cone thing about?

[lugwalder]

@DNAS08 In the episode,Alan and the geordie decide to go out and rob a traffic cone,however Alan gets arrested for it while the geordie runs off from the police when they arrive.

[DNAS08]

@lugwalder Oh, cheers mate :)

[jdcresswell]

He was OBLITERATED! Partridge at his best!

[caturn88]

The music leading off that into the end credits really wraps up the show perfectly - that was a good one

[graemebdj]

Fanny

[CaptainTrollface]

If an alien came down to earth and said "What does 'OWNED' mean?" then you could show them this clip and they'd immediately understand.

[KEVSAFC88]

Fannies

[Veron451]

It's good to see Alan win for once.

[danegel]

MASSIVE plot hole; how can it be "nearly 7 o'clock" and "one minute past seven" in the space of 48 seconds?

[KnfRaw]

@danegel Not really a massive plot hole. Most people are too busy enjoying the genius.

[danegel]

How can it be 'genius' if he made such an ELEMENTARY mistake?

[CaptainTrollface]

@danegel

Again, if you think that elementary is more important than humour in a comedy, then you clearly are a humourless tool.

[danegel]

Yes I do if either, I find the feature boring or have seen it so many times previously. This case being the latter you absolute pleb.

[809Ollie]

@danegel if you knew anything about alan he would its nearly 7 o'clock even if it was 5 seconds to

[CaptainTrollface]

@danegel

Its called 'Creative Licence'. Also, most people who watch comedies and have a sense of humour and can actually learn to suspend their disbelief in favour of being entertained.

Do you actually sit there when you watch a movie and say "Oh my god, it was daytime two seconds ago on this movie but the next clip is nighttime! Continuity error!!! PLOT HOLE!!"

-If you do, then I take it that none of the above applies to you and you should therefore steer clear of fictional entertainment.

[inkstersco]

@danegel

He rounded off '48 minutes' as 1 minute. I think 7 O'Clock was the cut-off point so his point still stands, if he's right about the contract.

[inkstersco]

@inkstersco

48 secs, sorry.

[danegel]

No rounding in the world can correct that, the only way it can be before and after 7am in the space of 48 seconds is not to bring any minutes into the equation.

[MrValiant61]

@danegel Hey! Didn`t i bump into you at that recent hair-splitting convention

[davepukem]

@MrValiant61 Don't you mean hair-splidding?

[MrValiant61]

@davepukem Errrrrrr!!!, I don`t think so.

[turlough06]

@danegel

Oh..fuck off!

[XanaxHoe69]

Is UK television more liberal about language on television?

[809Ollie]

@XanaxHoe69 yea this aired after watershed

[tonymontana1974]

@XanaxHoe69 If its shown after 9 p.m. yeh you can get away with it.

[alexander84rugg]

you are bang wrong!

[sadamski72]

Partridge...getting ribbed about his theft of a Traffic Cone...priceless response from Alan!!

[ilikebeertoo]

Absolute classic.....dosn't get any better

[NewYorkDontLoveMe]

conetract

[NewYorkDontLoveMe]

cone you take a joke?

[fannymcslap]

I love the subtle fannies at the end there! What a legend.

[tarak1ng]

needless to say, i had the last laugh

[vegimite2010]

i wish you were

[NickTRecordz]

"I am speechless, Dave Clifton is ACTUALLY speechless!"

"You don't sound it, I wish you were."

[C7ble]

Read the small print on your conetract

[Sunlight70]

Phil Cornwell's "Dave Clifton" is so typical of the BS-spewing provincial radio DJ's we've got in our area. He's got 'em spot-on!

[NewYorkDontLoveMe]

@Sunlight70 i know right, you got that right bro :D

[stupotty40]

@Sunlight70 Yes! Absolutely...and here too!!!! They're just crap aren't they!

[Atheneastro]

@Sunlight70 He's a fantastic impressionist and actor.

[morgala]

great comeback from partridge, legendary.

[Superplex1001]

HAHAHA!

[fluentinsound]

you have to know about the road cone incident that happened before this clip in the episode though.

[kzsklbgrdl]

@fluentinsound

no shit, sherlock...

[fluentinsound]

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen.

[bustagh0st]

"small print on yuor cone-tract"

that was sooo funny lol

[googledisher]

Read the small print on your cone-tract.

[davidbrianfisher]

haha it says it with such venom great clip :-).

[jmofilms]

Lmao xDD this was amazing :D

[nscsc]

lmao the smug look at the end is class his facial expressions make me laugh everytime!

[ObeyTom]

FUCKING AMAZING

[topgearfan1234567]

you dont sound it, but i wish you were!

[HalfPintJames]

OH FUCK OFF

[trailofdeadpeople]

oh FFFuck off

[whonut]

Fannies, LOL!

[AbrasionUK]

best British Sitcom ever

people who "don't get it" need to be rounded up and burned!

[Nantchev]

This is one of the best scenes of his.

[ProperBodged]

I genuinely think Alan Partridge cannot be beaten by anybody. Everyone he has a battle of wits with he destroys lmao.

[MRSOUNDSCAPE9]

What a legend. When he says fannies is hilarious. Best partridge moment ever

[DuErGrim1990]

Haha, owned.

[msdos951]

From go west this is call me! that songs of gta vice city!

[clarkwebsta365]

lol cliftons a joker

[tomza1234]

alan is god

[sadamski72]

Possibly one of best Partridge moments of all time

[gingerjames86]

and needless to say Alan got the last laugh

[bizzarechicken]

1:05 victory sip :P

[TomthatiscalledTom]

I've always thought Dave Clifton is just as maladjusted as Alan. He could have is own show!

[IsoscelesKramer]

You don't sound it! I wish you were!

[serjfan021]

=D love tis show best part ever..Fannies!!

what seasions is this one off plz??

[666rocko]

season 1 ...there were only 2

[AllRiseForDrEvil]

"Read the small print on your cone-tract."

"Fannies."

Arguably the best British comedy show ever created!

[thetodge]

From Go West......"fannies"

[mightyPants]

imo this is one of the funniest moment of AP :)

[nickyd1177]

yeah when he says ''oh fuck off'' that makes me laugh every time and 1 of the best partridge moments ever

[Steve669909]

Ha ha you don't that on a radio show lol

[Aurelio226]

...what??

[cbroxc]

Whats wrong Alan Cone you take a joke...oh fuck off

[thinkwhaturdoing]

"fannies"

[OzzalThePirate]

Genious.

[beardedcollie39]

you are bang wrong

[whonut]

The bit were he mutters "fannies" makes me laugh everytime.

[gianniisnoice]

fannys

[Llyud]

Can't stop watching this.

[rogerthealien359]

That was Cone-tastic!!

[jonrobson421]

Read the small print on your CONEtract

[liaaam1234]

i dont get the 'cone' thing? whys he saying cone to alan ? fucking funny though

[whonut]

If you watch the full episode you'll see Alan getting arrested for stealing a traffic cone. LOL!

[liaaam1234]

ohhh haha! makes sense now! cheers mate

[hypercatjohn]

Watch the episode!

[Farquar12345]

Alan steals a cone ealier on in the episode, and is caught by the police.

[poorhestati]

Previously in this episode ALan and the guy from the hotel try to steel a cone, and the police catch him.

[hondaman192]

fannys

[TomthatiscalledTom]

I am SPEECHLESS, Dave Clifton is actually speechless! I don't believe you just...

You don't sound it, I wish you were

I really don't what to say!

Try saying nothing!

[Sid8800]

Why does he say "Oh Carl Fuck Off!"

[SniffPeters]

That's the best 'fuck off'' I have ever heard!

[seanway123]

i burst out laughing every time he says "fuck off!!"

fanny!

[DECIMATOR657]

me to ive been watchin it 4 years every time

[ovavoo]

Fanny hair

[03cammd79]

cone-tract... XD

[Gulftastic]

Alan for the win.

[Karlz71]

Rofl

[Oli098]

Try saying nothing

[jimmy106]

fanny

[canvoodoo]

As Alan might say simply the best

[cmrules]

oh fuck off lol

[MoshaRus]

Hahaha

[fluentinsound]

better than having fictional listeners dave

[DisgruntledHobox]

I pissed myslef laughing when he said "Oh, fuck off..."

[neXib]

Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

[MardyBum1981]

Or maybe in your case, it should be...err...

Needles to say, I took drugs...

[ihopeyouredone]

I love how self-content he is! He's so much like my old boss..

[karnubawax]

Dead air UHIS a crime!

[JIMMYPINK]

fannies!

[MissKateUK]

"Read the small print on your cone-tract"

[woooowoooooo]

Think this is the only time Alan partridge got the better of Dave! I'm almost on his side...

[MrWoggles]

Nah man, also the one where he talks about Dave in a fictional nightclub.

[spinout3]

best scene ever. brilliant !

[JayTheSex]

"Fuck off"

Hahhaha

[wsharpey]

so funny

[BlackpeopleLOL]

"Read the small print in your cone-tract"

i nearly died first time I saw that bit.

[igteop]

absolute quality! but why is he ayaing cone in the 1st place?

[raithrover1976]

Earlier on in the episode he is cautioned by police for stealing a traffic cone from a set of roadworks.

[jarkle]

Hahaha, I'd totally forgotten about the final line, burst out laughing there.

[CardyUSM]

'Oh fuck off' Best scene ever!! although 'Smell my cheese,you mother' is still perhaps the best line.

[BoycottStabb]

Amazing!! Your totally with him on this clip... The 'fannies' afterthought gets me everytime too.

[666xXxSLAYERxXx666]

rofl thats a classic

[partyboyedd]

"Oh Fuck Off!!"

The first time ever saw this nearly burst lol

"You dont sound it, i wish you were"

[MardyBum1981]

"read the small print on your cone-tract"

fucking quality! XD

[Vertman3000]

Alan always gets people back :D

[simonb26189]

hahaha i love cliftons face when Alan says fuck off. Quality

[boeingVSairbus]

Clifton got owned

[CHERUB47]

clifton got *coned* ;)

SO FUNNY

[Vertman3000]

Hahaha nice one :)

[CHOSENMORIDIN]

as much as i love saxondale and paul calf,they're no where near as funny as partridge-he needs to bring back 'knowing me,knowing u' after all,noel edmonds has made a comeback!do yanks watch partridge?

[stevennicoll2008]

haha went to see steve coogan in the echo arena an he was amazin

[andybee143]

haha superb .. just spat beer on my monitor lol

[Ariellebabbii]

u tell him alan!!

[warren218]

Cried laughing when I first watched this scene, I can't see how anything can be funnier

LMFAO still!

[ed1ss]

Love the last word Alan sez, leans forward into the mic and goes "Fanny".

[OboxerU]

That made me laugh more than the first part.

Funny all the way though

[jonsmithson999]

"read the small print on your coooone-tract"...."fanny"

[Cloudlesssoul]

Hilarious!

[eiredriving]

Brilliant!!!!!!!

[duncandumpertruck]

"oh fuck off" A true tea spittingly funny moment.

[RoyalBlueMersey]

read the smallprint on ur cone-tract :L

[jonnywright104jonny]

unfortunately dave you are bang wrong. . .lol

[blacksexmagic]

wow "fannies"

[kazimann]

"Oh fuck off!"

[johnnysjukebox]

fanny

[TYKE4LIFE]

read the smallprint on yer conetract!

genius :D

[canyonerodriver]

pmsl finally alan wins one

[TomthatiscalledTom]

He probably recounted this anecdote in Bouncing Back: Needless to say I had the last laugh