Water Boat Online Poker Video Tips: All In Value (#28)

[PoleReseal]

"grinding the play chips" haha

[JetForceUBL]

induce misclicks lol.

[serekes17]

Name of the track playing at the beginning, anybody please?

[spencelp]

this is sublime satire. good work.

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[seanbreakin]

THis guy is gold. And so funny that so many people calling him names taking him seriously. Funniest thing is that all those people that take him seriously are so stupid they would prob lose to him while he plays like this.

[sling79]

you're hilarious dude!

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[stokey72]

got it in good and got it out bad . lol. square the 7 where does that take us 21?

[stokey72]

got it in good and got it out bad . lol

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[VannyHill]

you are so bad xD

[savingmoneyIN]

these videos are so funny. keep it up!

[blackbeltkarate]

LOL "i can waste things, i can keep the television running while im sleeping"

[1skullduggery]

gotta love his 'bangs'.

[Lavis16]

hey man I tried using this strategy but lost 370 dollars

[JackDiamond777]

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[fmagic2306]

Waterboat. Youre the Best;)

[FotoSpencer]

this guy is hilarious

[mattownsu1]

7 squared is 49, 7x7....idk if you were kidding or not though

[mattownsu1]

0:29 pause lmao

[dark6hole6]

i like u man

u play very very strange style but i like it ! so much tech on ur plays

[yellow6100]

there i was 8 years old i was a janitor--flipin burgers lol

[bigdonkpoker]

wtf  YOU SUCK BUDDY. YOU FUCKING IDIOT. I WANNA PLAY YOU HEADS UP SOOOOO BAD. LOOK ME UP BIGDONKPOKER. I CANT BELIEVE WHAT YOUR TEACHING PEOPLE. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU FUCKING NOOB. GOD DAMN FISH

[FotoSpencer]

@bigdonkpoker uhhhhhh you know he's joking right?

[proedgars]

@bigdonkpoker agreed. i dont know how that retard got so many good coments- its just normal to understand he is total retard playing on free money lmao

[VinzorBE]

lmfao, that rose retard, said 'i knew he had nothing" yet he called with J4 suited, hahahahah lmfao, dumbasses :/

[bubawithabuktonizhed]

omfg the first 4 minutes... lolol funniest shit i've seen period

[railtank]

What is the name of the music in the intro? Sick videos btw.

[Olekander]

Please make something of your humour, it's completely invaluable!

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[victorml20]

you very very fishman in the history



[Olekander]

@victorml20 and youre a donk

[wtfbbqpwned69]

wow he dont like girls... he finally came out of the closet

[RamboLucien]

7 squared is 49...

[ericgolan123]

You are a man with slot of brains.

Why don't you go and study and make 5000$

A month instead of playing poker all the day.

P.S: keep the videos coming I like to watch your vids!

[hiddenflynn]

if you so ritch, buy your own house and and a computer so you can do your thing. ps love you vids

[MrBlaxjax]

fabulously deranged. Haven't laughed like that for at least a day or two...

[britishguy444]

I was just thinking, I wasn't just thinking about random things......... vondagluff, twilight theory .... proximity theory refelction theory.... I love this guy

[aidansparkes12345678]

did he realy say his mum banned him..... what a muppet,

[Philippchaykin]

hillarious!!

[charlesszz]

hahahah gotta love the background music

[rafybass11]

are these 1$sngs? or play money.....

[Olekander]

@rafybass11 they're for real money.

[rafybass11]

@Olekander oh i just couldnt believe that the players at the 1$lvl were that terrible.

[Olekander]

@rafybass11 You know this video is a joke right? this guy is actually a very good player?

[rafybass11]

@Olekander Of course I know btw what happened to this guy? Is he dead?

[Olekander]

@rafybass11 I don't know :(. I don't play FT anymore, just Jokerstars.

[drizzlemcskizzle]

big baller!

[ragnarlava]

i´m convinced that he´s mentally ill, or at the very least seriously deluded

[ModeLTU]

Or has a better sense of humour than you do

[binnenbocht]

Water Boat: The only reason to visit Youtube !

Oh, i love your sighs btw :)

[dsrevo79]

"when ur the chip leader, u can make play like that" classic imo...haha

[russian007royal]

Lmfao! "We square the 7.........where does that take us......it takes us up to 21" HAHAHAHA

[oilerfan726]

spinal tap! "why dont you make ten louder and make ten the top number"....."but these goes to eleven"

[kaner333]

lol grinding playchips

[kaner333]

I love how the very first hand is him limping from UTG with garbage haha

[Suurikelmi]

It's a good concept.

[TheSmok3]

Sharkscope :

water boat  -$246 TiltxD

[mstainz]

@TheSmok3 he's a cash player.. this is all a joke.

[MitchboyXD]

wow thanks verry helpfull il try this on the 5/10 NL table thank you so much !!

[KyleGobel]

just got a bit unlucky on that one, that happens when you play against so many fish...good play, good video

[Longshaft6668]

These vids have changed my outlook at online poker. This guy is a grinding machine!! GL man keep crushing the Tables!!

[TBoblp]

"now we're entering multiples of seven"

[purni733]

i luv that part lol!!!

[backlip19]

lol so many people who have commented on this have been leveled so hard it is ridiculous! nice vids, well done!

[ruigomesxp]

YOU ARE AN IDIOT! WHAT YOU THINK? YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH? OMG, YOU ARE THE WORST PLAYER I EVER SEEN!!! Your 1st hand says all! Limp K4o UTG - No Comment

[HeilLoki]

Is this guys retard or something?

[Ihatemaxpigmentation]

i really dont get it... lol

[doomdart]

lol total bullshit

[JOE0671]

lol grind for 5 hours at the play money tables

[JOE0671]

LOL I love how you do the advertisement right in the middle of your video

[geniusjas87]

lol she "caught" u bluffin with J4.. the players on ur tables amuse me more than ur "poker strategy"

[0mla1]

they're his friends

[thinkforaminute]

"We got it in good and got it out bad."

A+

[drpepper4413]

LMFAO! the first hand is fukn funny lol

[bondy443]

lernt so much from these videos,taken the game to a new level, only amatter of time before we see him with a braclet

[foolsbetrippin]

really enjoy your stuff.

rose emily was pro, way to keep your head on straight.

[davidsmavid]

omg i feel like punching that rose emily in the face. "i knew she had nothing" she thinks shes a hero for calling when she was actually behind and just sucked out. HERO. keep the stacks high waterboat xx

[gder01]

you da man derek!

[ayoyoayoyo]

little does she know im not a girl and i wasnt bluffing actually....

[Exavidos]

at least he won more than 20k in cash game

[AFM247]

The funny thing is, even if he was serious, he's still a better player than some of them.

[n0fx42o]

This is a joke right? wtf is this guy talking about? Worst training video ever made.

[jakejumpover]

obv your an idiot

[foolsbetrippin]

hahaha

[balkenol]

first 2 hands were omf rofl

[Hajboya3]

hahaha

litttle does he know im not a girl....and .... i WASNT bluffing...

muahahahahh your pure evil bro

[jonny8what]

he was playing the worst players I have ever seen

[pasty92]

lmao quote of the year " and there we go we are chip leader, its all downhill from here" brilliant!

[ruggedd]

more videos man

[diglamash]

LOL This is so ridiculous.

[Max3a7]

my english is not realy god, but is this a teaching video?

he played not god.

[WhytyProd]

could you ever post a real video? cos you crush low to medium stakes cash.

[WhytyProd]

haha that guy calling with J4

[KimbaDaNinja]

I feel sorry for some of the people who have posted here.

Great vid buddy!

[ljubisac]

U suck i checked your stats you are a looser ...

[zeejustin6]

thats exactly what he wants you to think....he's pro sucka

[blowfly02]

This video is a spoof right? He's not serious, right??

[bustermebarak]

you are my hero water boat! I use all your strategies and watch all your videos. I am now crushing my opponents. I love all-in value! please keep making videos!!!!

[lianalderson]

lol if you didnt go all in with silly cards u would have not been down with the short stack for like 30 mins

[sonEsketch]

"... just coz, you know, I can, I can waste things. I can keep the television on all night even if I'm sleeping."

[sneakky1]

ya you must be doin really well,still livin with your mom!

[andymitchell22]

Are you fucking retarded? I don't know what else to ask.

[serif911]

Lol way to go bro !

[EBz89]

The funny thing about joke videos (to anyone criticizing his play - this IS a joke...) is that you get to see all the idiots actually losing to the guy deliberately playing poorly. It really makes you realize how abysmal these players are.

[otisculver1]

this dude is a joke all in vaule with Q-3 off

[patjuhmaster]

and the music in the background XD

[trebot21]

is this guy stoned?

[ml497]

Who calls an all in with J4 preflop? '-.-

[ZachLee]

And then we square the 7th dollar, and what do we get? 21, duh.

[litoaznkid1129]

hey guys i just started playing poker and if u could send me some money that would be great. my acct is rwu on ftp

[larry3d4]

The only thing this guy may of been runner up for is Worst Player of the year he has good strategys they just dont work tho

[alex8711]

fyi, he was runner up online player of the year in 2008

[zuekut]

AHahaHaHaAHAHha

[EBz89]

This chat is not staged - sort of came out of character there for a second :P

[terryhi]

oh my dear lord please continue making videos

[Ingve1234]

HAAHAHHA, I LAUGHED MY ASS OF AT THE FIRST HAND K4! AWESOME PLAY, HAHA!

Can you coach me ?

[nemejebatkaj]

This is so amazing. Thx. All in value is definitely something i'll have to involve in my game :)

[westernearth]

thank you for posting another video all most gave up on you! : )

[kfellmy]

he said it was high stakes and at the end the pop up came up "Would you like to play in another $1 + .25 tourney." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[gmuss4]

We got it in good, and we got it out bad. LOL LOL

[jcheek13]

lol

[shoesize44]

GDER for president...hope you'll work harder on next vids.. you let your students wait 2 long...all bow!

[brettfavrejr4444]

lol 8_MOB_8. ur sharkscope sucks. check out mine.

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[dubbyah1]

badda boom badda bing

[Superwondermanhyper]

Life ain't that hard when you play it like water boat. Not just poker, but the life itself.

[00Cachipungo00]

This guy is just so hilarious, he is so funny,

This is only a joke people, understand this,

the guy is really smart.

I love this guy

[thc024]

when $ is on the line its never for fun and y would it be u tell me u want to lose???

[VadBibes]

my friend, how are you so irretrievably gullible?

[geniusjas87]

dude ive seen u play ring games on full tilt.. ur not a bad player.. i dont understand why u make these retarded videos..

[thc024]

lol under gun limp with K4 plz i cant watch no more LMFAO

317 $0  $2 -12% -$81 - 52

Thats his sharkscope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look up mine 8_MOB_8.......

water boat i would like to play n a sitngo with u and both of us vid and post??!!

let me know if ur up for the challenge.....

[Nico360]

OMFG, Don't you understand this videos are for fun... or are you to stupid to understand that? Why do you take this so seriously ..

[Effenaar]

lol ur being sarcastic too, well played.. lol @ ur sharkscope

[Effenaar]

@ 8_MOB_8 obv, not water boat

[Donkeyhawk]

"we'll be greeted by virgins. hundreds of virgins"

[ak2304]

"We're the chipleader now, its all downhill from here!"

I love this guy :D

[00Cachipungo00]

we got the WWUNDERRRBLUFF OK? WE GOT THE WUNDERRRBLUFF

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[bswift5]

thank you i use twight light daily now

[thepurplemann]

nice fuckin do bud

[10crow]

gder01 played alright but emily rose stole the show IMO

[Effenaar]

Emily Rose: "Keep bluffing girl. I know she had nothing, I said fck it ima suck out."

Wondering is she's making videos too, would be very interesting and help improving my game even more.

Great vid, eventhough u have absolutely no edge in this strong field u still got the stones to play and managed to get 7th. GG

[bigsai29]

lol sick vid and you didn't even have to do a thing in the beginning.

[riquelme12345]

he limped utg with k4??????

omg what

[snackwells]

how many of those comments are actully real?

btw, you cant play, at all.

[Andreas348]

Nobody can play with his strategy belive me , he is a big bluff ... you lose cash with hes strategy .

[devilshark500]

andreas what the hell are you saying??i follow his strategy and i make a good living! i use the voonderbluff, twilighting and reverse twigh... it has improved my game alot so fuck off please because you obviously do not know how to play poker

[Andreas348]

You are a sick human. Everyone that plays poker dont play like he , becuse he neve makes money in a S&G , Find some one else to learn from , becuse he cant play ... i make a living om poker , and if i would play like he , i would be broke...

[devilshark500]

no try his strategies in high stake games!! you will see you WIN

[Andreas348]

HIGH STAKES?? look in the end of this ved and see that it says "WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY ANOTHER 1+0,25 $ Sit & Go turbo? "

[dominicasher1]

shut up , you suck

[Andreas348]

Nothing more to say ? , you guys can nothing about poker , you guys are jokes to poker.

[EBz89]

If you can't see that this is a (deliberate) joke then you're certainly too stupid to earn a living from poker. Do you like lying on the internet Andreas?

[Randy1337]

Long time no see <3<3<3<3<3

Thanks, i made millions with your tips :)

[Andreas348]

HAHA YOU SUCK!!! K 4 ???? YOU DONT KNOW A SH*T ABOUT SIT N GO !! i make allot of cash , and you cant do it , you cant play...

[durks2514]

This strategy is obviously way too advanced for you.

[Andreas348]

i see that, in nobody of his videos he gets in the cash , NOBODY , i play poker and make alot of cash in S&G and he fools everybody that watch her videos ( If they now belive him ) ..

[applegoof]

learn english dumbass

[Andreas348]

Someday...

[durks2514]

You're an idiot, IT'S A JOKE! How can you think he is serious?

[Andreas348]

i dont think hes Joking , he is a retard.

[durks2514]

Look at his other videos. Only a retard would think he's serious.

[Andreas348]

I have seen them , and you look like a retard.

[chdpoker]

lol you do realise you are the retard now don't you.

[Powerlifter83]

awesome thanks for these very helpful strategic videos.

[ELowkey7]

nice intro lol

[BabehLJ]

ive only watched a few mins but i really hope he busts those two donks roseemily and wildcatvixen or whatever their names are... sucking out in every direction and acting almighty in chat rofl