Opie and Anthony: Jimmy's Epic Carpet Bombing

[wasp9]

THE ENOLA GAY OPENS IT'S BOMB BAY DOORS TO UNLEASH IT'S DEADLY PAYLOAD ON THE OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW!

[CommendatoreAndolini]

Can someone explain Jimmy's bomb about the '4 felt and 3 indeterminate cloth hats'???

[snappy452]

I need to find a school desk to duck and cover under before I can continue playing this clip.

[Lamtitude]

Oowww, that fucking hurt.

[JoeyDMedford]

Jimmy rules

[andresmolina89]

Jimmy's wheezing at 5:22 gets me every time. Its better than any of those AWFUL jokes.

[rlawrence331]

Play this at the same time as jimmy's carpet bomb. It syncs perfectly. /watch?v=ZpvLCptAHT8

[rlawrence331]

Was this in the pre-chip era? Most of these would kill as chip.

[dkthg]

@rlawrence331 This is the "Batman Begins" of Chip clips.

[junkyarddogg89]

I remember almost wrecking my truck the first time I heard this, I couldn't see through the tears couldn't pick my head up off the steering wheel couldn't catch my breath I was laughing so hard. Its still just as funny, Bombing Jim RULES!!!

[dogshittaco24]

Hayden Pannawhatevathefuck has my exact same body, so when people rag on her for being short I feel bad. :(

[boothesquirrel]

the kidneys one almost killed me

[WikedJuggal0]

someone needs to get jims number and call him throughout the night so he is tired for every show. because this is gold

[sp1duh84]

Jimmy Chipperson. lol

[Atomikenrtia]

BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CommendatoreAndolini]

HOW MANY SORTIES ARE YOU FLYING TODAY?!?!?!

[gavinK8]

this fucking kills me every time

[RWebb1981]

The "I also have a knack for trucks and buses" line almost made me piss myself!

[MisterJaypers]

"Yeah, because we're no longer 'PERTS" hahaha holy shit

[badboytwiglol]

Ken Drive, for all things Ken

[lceb91]

"were no longer perts!" XD

[KevinLounsberry]

lol, jesus, jimmy.

[cerealk1lr]

Jimmy is freaking terrible... god I love him

[moreweirdthanfunny]

this was paris hiltons fault

[rudysmustache]

I listened to this bit while at the gym months back and almost dropped weights on myself at the "knack for trucks and buses" line.

[FamilyPhysicians]

by the way, bomb comin'!

[UberMan5000]

I love how long it took for them to get the "kidneys" joke.

[therealgaara]

perma-chip XD

[b0bzm00s3]

tsk tsk?

[H3Li0TR0PE]

i love the wheazy laugh after he says "

footage? id say scratch it"

[quarterkraut]

"I need a shelter." Holy shit, had to change my diaper.

[gbramson09]

"sold his kidneys"... "how's that boy supposed to walk?"

[BishopAP]

Why is Adam Carolla in the cockpit of the Enola Gay?

[therealgaara]

Wake and baking, Jimmy made me lol so hard with the "we are no longer perts" line

[hollywoodwerewolf]

Jimmy is bombing but this is funnier than Chip.

[mkelly2791]

tired jimmy is the best thing ever

[jhohcable]

Matt's just laying in front of the door. Hahaha holy shit.

[MoPapparani]

That "footage" line floored me XD

[bhabooshka]

@MoPapparani what's scratching footage mean? that's the only one I dint get

[MoPapparani]

@bhabooshka well, this is going to ruin the fun of it, and I apologize to any readers who got it the first time....

footage = foot itch

[bhabooshka]

@MoPapparani aaaah, thanks

[BrokenPhreak]

"We're Experts." "That's right! We no longer are Perts!"

I'm afraid I'm gonna laugh myself to death, I love Yimmy XD

[snappy452]

I love tired Jimmy

[winske33]

But I just bought some 'ances,' I'd hate to go out and spend more. Jimmy kills me