How to Split the Bill

[llsparky512ll]

no. follow this if you want the reputation of a total cock.

[PandaMagicFTW]

The women should pay.

[mizzery2u]

rofl calculator???

[Icelordess]

Lol. Don't do what is expected. Do what you feel is right.

[VanHalen383]

No actually I work for the money dude! And I don't mean tidying my room and stuff.

[dahame]

Well its not that we dont want to pay.. its that some guys lose selfasteam if the girls pay O.o SOME* and its not that we care for money;; its just that .. its awkward for a women to pay.. like i feel bad for the guy cuz he might feel bad u know? LOL i unno thats just me

[nukeboy14]

yeah i know women only know how to take

[Bermethius]

step 6 is Wrong!!! its who ever asks the person out to eat, pays the bill, man or woman, NOT ESPECIALLY IF YOU THE MAN

[PoLaRIV]

I think the guys should always pay at least for the first date, cmon' you cant be that cheap lol :P

[babylover112]

Asians Are cheap!

[Turiano101]

@babylover112 Hey! I pay for the meals as much as my boyfriend...

[stp289]

@Turiano101 woww that good it that regular in your culture?

please answer because i'm really curious about it ..

[SensibleRandomness]

@stp289 Well, I'm Filipino(Philippines), when I see the women (which is a lot), we could never accept money that is given as a tip. (I could take it, but they won't... I have no idea. I grew up in Canada)I get haircuts from my friend's mom and we are all Filipino, when the job is done and my mom tries to pay, my friends mom will NEVER accept it while my mom tries shoving the money in her pocket! And I'm not kidding. Women from the Philippines are just too nice sometimes... :P Ask more if u want

[SensibleRandomness]

@stp289 Whoops! Sorry, I'm Turiano101 in a different account. Ask more questions about Asians... It's fun to answer! XD But, as for the men, I have no idea. The men are nice when it comes to the bill too. My dad pays for the drinks (beer) while the others pay the food. My mom doesn't like that fact though... :) But yeah, in the Philippines everyone is a family, we are really family oriented it's nice to come home and smile at a very loving family. Any other questions I can answer? :)

[stp289]

@SensibleRandomness that's very very nice... i hope your culture will spread to the whole world if possible...........

now i want to tell my experience...sometime somegirl... they are just expected me to pay ... which i don't mind but when the bill come they are just like stare me at my eyes and they are just like... do the arm hug.... without any grabbing or reaching acting at all.......... and that make me feel really bad..... i hope you understand my situation..... lol

[SensibleRandomness]

@stp289 If you don't want to argue after a great night , try explaining that maybe next time you should both pay the bill , or even just switch turns. If she doesn't take a hint. You should. She probably just likes the stuff you buy her , and not your actual self. Good luck! [ :

[stp289]

@SensibleRandomness thank you sensiblerandomess i will take your advice to use it next time THANKS ! :D

[LamboBro]

"cheap" also meaning NO FAST FOOD!

[dunnowy123]

@Bermethius

No, I think it's right for the man to pay. Chivalry isn't dead.

[omg1836]

thisis so stupid wtf

[VanHalen383]

Woah those are some tight people, separate checks and then that woman pulled out her calculater? I'm only 14 and whenever I visit my sister in L.A. and we go out for dinner i just put in like twenty dollars even though mine usually comes to a lot less but it's so much easier and a lot less embarrasing than you all sitting around going "No no no you owe $15. 60 and you only put in $15.45" xD sorry if I ranted a bit there!

[crazylazybaby]

lol this dosent work in saudi arabia XD

if you try to PAY a penny u will end up in a fight XD everyone wants to treat everyone!

[google2boogle]

LMAO IN CHINA TOO

[crazylazybaby]

nice :D

yesterday i was with a group.... GOD!!

we were fighting for like 10 mins over who would pay XD

everyone was like.. NO NO U PAID LAST TIME! I GOT MONEY HERE... HERE I WANNA BREAK THIS 100 RIYAL BILL

daaaaaamn just let it go XD

hmmm wouldnt mind going to china this summer

HEY ur there ... INVITE ME OVER :D

[HolyVegeta]

The first few dates I have with a women, I always split the check with her. And as far I've been doing that, I haven't had any problems with it.

[xxl606]

where the fuck do these stupid rules come from like the man should pay for dinner, blah blah blah. Giving your share is the best way to go. Well maybe an exception would be when you are bugging the person to go out with you.

[CommanderKeyesII]

its just like a....idk respect thing, or more or less a kind thing...

[xxl606]

Respect can come from the female side too, you know ;)

[crimsonheroX7]

this is how to split the check

everybody puts down the green monopoly money

then leave

if they say "hey get back here!" you say "no speaky english"

[astra454]

lol "no speaky english" with typical hongkong accent will definately irritate they hell out of them lol

[CommanderKeyesII]

thats bullshit, but hell i still am laughing...

[Oreoreogirl]

or the old "will you excuse me?"

and then walk calmly away and never return..

[jomoma785]

exactly

[elmoo88]

I'm a waiter myself... If you dine as a group, even a small group, it's never appreciated to ask for separate tabs... It's a LO of extra work for us, whereas it's such a small effort for people to figure out themselves how much they owe... But even better: just divide the bill in equal shares... I mean, if you don't have a lot of money (and therefore just ordered a small salad) my advise is: don't go out to dinner at all!

[heywhatsup65]

but what if were not in middle school

[Meckara]

The real way is to always split evenly, that's the rich way of going out with friends. If you feel you are getting "slighted" order more next time. Fighting over a check is very low class.

[DanceDaNightAway]

I always offer to pay especially when I'm the one asking the girl to go to lunch or dinner. It seems a bit outdated but I believe in chivalry and it sounds appropriate to step up especially when you were the one the invited them in the first place.

It is to this reason that many of my female friends or those whom I just met assume that I'm taking them out on a "date" even though occasionally it is just under the pretense of friendship

[kiwitoothpaste]

Thank you for steps 4 and 5. Whenever I suggest that I get looked at like I'm crazy.

[BenTheMagnifice]

I live in Taiwan how much would that be in my currency?

[1910anahi1979]

Cool now I know how to split the check! I never could figure it out, I guess im not that bride

[ChairmanLao1911]

bride?

Bright?

[1910anahi1979]

LOL I was being sarcastic man...

[bobwatters]

wow if u cant fiqure this out on your won than u are just stupid

[xanatose]

When I go out, the first one to get the check pays. Its silly to fight over who pays what.

[seb456zig]

wtf?

y dont u just put how much u think u owe onto the table. thats unfair for the one person who has to pay for everyone

[leanonme1]

because somepeople are stupid and will think they should owe nothing and they need howcast to set them straght.

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Here's how you split the bill, tear it in half and walk off saying "I ain't payin' for sheeat." And leave the prostitute there to pay for the both of you.

[xanatose]

I wouldn't do that unless you want to have some special sauce on your food the next time you go :)

[Poopcopy]

just say everyone is going dutch. gets rid of the awards.

[librano]

Where I live women have some self esteem and are not gold diggers.

[xqueensexii]

lol .. we'll whatever =Pp

i dont like go out with men all the time and let em payy !

And even if i do.. they dont let me pay!.. even though they know i have lots of money they still say no.. so yeah shutup =Pp lol

[xanatose]

A remainder of Chivalry.

If made sense in the past.. When most women did not work for a pay. Thus men had to pay for everything.

Nowadays, its just plain stupid. More for ego than nothing.

[chibipandora]

I think their date etiquette for splitting the check is perfect. If you're not up for paying, don't suggest [insert-fancy-restaurant-here] for a first date. Just suggest coffee or something that's generally lower-key.

[Chinchillidae]

1:26 Wtf? Especially if your a man? Sexist much?

[yoshinibble123]

actually it may just be date etiquette...

[xanatose]

Actually is just a silly remainder of chivalry. I agree that the remark was sexist.

If a woman wants to be equal to man, then it should be equal on on all aspects, not just the one who are convenient for the woman.

[yoshinibble123]

true...

[TheCalzoneMan]

word.

[TheShowstopper]

i agrees

[Poopcopy]

yea it's corny that I always had to pick up the check. but I sad fuck it one time and told the chick she's paying and she didn't mind at all.

[dansprattuk]

Thats fine but the kids should be expected to pay if they're getting drunk off of everyone elses booze.

[Kakashizlove]

for sure!!!!!!!!!!! especially if they are 15 years olds that get wasted of their dads beer.! xD lmao.

[izzygraze]

Ha! Thank god, they agree that after the first date, the check is fair game. Some friends of mine say they ALWAYS pay for everything. Misogynist much? But at least howcast is on my side. Split the check on the 2nd or 3rd date.

[poisonlover77]

first

[Leahloveslostprophet]

Congratulations, you fail at life