marriage described through horse race, not for kids

[Amaralj1]

the great George Carlin

[Marti33138]

Sent this video to my attorney - who is a horse race fan - AND his marriage if failing f-a-s-t! LMAO!!!!

[hugatag]

@Marti33138 I heard he is drinking heavy and his credit is in shambles

[FangAwester]

I couldn't stop laughing!!!! I thought 'you cook like sh**' was gonna win lol

[lexamand]

It's actually "up yours keep" so it completes the sentence at the end

[ammusi]

lol



[MrBveg]

I watch this video just to hear him say "Mortgaged UP the ass"

[AmericanHorseman98]

i has my money on up yours keith

[mistylatteable]

@mroldslacker- ouch to that poor lawyer! Shit must've been some case... i hit the trifecta on "this f*n house"... lmao...great vid!

[SpankTheKilla]

Who thinks of this shit?

[Afina79]

LMFAO!



[idealimages99]

I had my money on "I Don't Give Shit". But I don't!!!!

[deskjet961]

Lol "Romance and affection falling off quickly"

[1Mitosis]

Lol!!! Very accurate

[Thin91]

I cried a little Lmfao

[staywith007]

Very Funny , but who gives a shiit lol

[MrKillien]

this needs to be on face book. my married friends will have something to talk about.

[racefan32]

@MrKillien try th share button and it'll post it to your account,

[gregoryblackham]

funniest sh** I seen in awhile.

[BlackHorse0688]

ROFLMAO

[PosholNahooy]

LMAO!

[chris23316]

OMG...THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!!!!!  LOL Thanks for posting...

[cheeseschrister]

not for kids?... bullshit.... this is highly educational... could be used as contraceptive in schools...

[MrKillien]

@cheeseschrister you could be right.

[masonf18]

much truth.

[donojjj]

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[cwalke32477]

Wow kinda explains an entire marriage in 1 minute

[maddiehaynes34]

lol

[oceansprinter]

LMFAO

[fygery]

Brilliant!!!!!

[minihillsjc]

So good an funny

[CowboyPenner]

Too funny!!!!!

[koatzz]

funny AND sad at the same time.

[stewartohana5]

This is hilarious!

[moondogjack1978]

Sooo funny! After 5 years of marriage "I don't give a shit" is a frequently used phrase.

[Tombo162]

Funny!

[kymbahouse]

How bout it, my life was a race horse, I can only hope I don't break my leg first...

[DeannaP63]

Hysterical. Married 18 yrs and can totally relate. Credit in shambles.

[msw600]

LOLOLOL

[TheVickiWagnerShow]

This is hilarious!

[chefsuz4you]

Drink-ing Heavily is my favorite horse!

[Meque183]

This is soooo sadly true lol

[elfonspeed]

This is hilarious.. glad I'm not married.

[mariafromsa]

Genius!

[horsesruleguysdrool]

lolz!!!! nice

[sheridanvox13]

This is simply amazing.

[Chic1953]

this is the funniest thing i've eve watched!! great job, Nick!!!

[Chic1953]

this is the funniest thing i've eve watched!! great job, Nick!!!

[eveeck]

painfully true

[09klx250t9f]

Amazing

[ttt8699]

funny because it's true!

[BriteBlonde1]

This is NICK SANABRIA, who wrote and produced this, as well as voiced it. He owns Second City Recording in downtown Chicago.

[ceoofcit]

LMAO!!! This is Soooo Awesome!!! Too Funny!!! Love the guys Voice!!

[ArizonaDelRio]

My money was on Drinking Heavily.

[cooksontrains]

My money was on "I dont give a sh*t" LMAO!!

[pothel1]

Up yours keep

[MistressInked]

That sounds like Lewis Black.

[MrOldSlacker]

"This day I will marry my best friend,

the one I laugh with, live for, love......until ten years from now when we become bitter enemies and my lawyer cuts his balls off in a divorce settlement ."

[ifxman]

LMAO...I am outa here...10*'s and fav'd

[vila707]

this is cool....just like most of my married friend story...hee heee

[jagoda520]

This is sooooo goood and funny :) Sometimes I feel sorry for the guys,but not all women R like this,well at least I hope ! I know I am not !!!

[welten17]

Very true to reality!!!! Been there......

[tom47100]

ROFLMAO!

[Rossco139]

ok, so this is one of those cell phone things that circulates... do you have the one of the dead cat at the side of the road with the sign that says "free cat" and some nut in background pissing his pants laughing and talking about how he's spilling is whiskey?

[DelfigMark]

BAHAHAHAHHAHA

[michaelandrewcross]

well done thats the funniest fuc@@ thing i have ever seen. agree with 20msanb07 classic stuff, megga you made my day

[raulsuazo]

amazing!

[20mseanb07]

"Passing on the rail is I Don't Give a Shit taking the lead followed by The Fucking House, You Cook Like Shit, and I Fucked Your Brother." I can't stop laughing.

[bliffix]

Absolutely awesome.

[LuckyFokker]

Excellent

[GypsyJewel]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[trinity3127]

I have only been married for 9 months and this is the greatest video because it gives a realistic perspective of marriage. It starts off wonderful and can eventually end badly but hey...if your marriage is great...it wont end the way this does...LOL

[Horsiegirl913]

lolz

[montecitomama]

very funny! especially if you have been married for a while and have kids