James Pond is great Zeta once you get around finding the hidden stuff like wings, cars, baths, ect to help you out as well as cheats by collecting stuff in the right order like at that intro bit you can pick up the stuff in CHEAT order an it will give you 20 minutes without getting hurt.
If you jump up then press down you have this cool tin crusher move which will kill stuff in less moves.
James Pond is one creepy mother fucker. Look at how he looks at you when you keep losing his lives. 11:0011:40 12:00 I'm going to have nightmares of him raping me with his extendo penis.
20:17 game over we have your money so what are you going to do now.... bitch!? i think thats what they wanted to add but they had to ship it out anyways to meet the movie deadline.
I find it hilarious that in Platoon, the guy stands there for a few seconds before the Game Over screen appears, as if he's thinking, "oh wait, I'm supposed to be dead."
For those unfamiliar with the film "Platoon" is based in, it's about soldiers in Vietnam doing drugs, raping girls, shooting innocents, fragging the guys on their own side, and self-wounding so they can be sent back to the US.
Shame Zeta quit before getting to THOSE levels in the game.
Not a fan of 'super zoom camera work'. It doesn't even do anything positive for the game, as far as I can tell. Perhaps, if it was more R rated then G...and then, it becomes a team of men. NEXT!!!
It was nice to see the old extendo penis joke and bear song revisited though and I played that Platoon game when I was a kid and its just as bad as I remember it.
"That one guy" Zeta mentions at the start refers to me, the official Mascot Whiz™! The longest appearance drought now belongs to Hardcore Ocean, who most recently appeared last June.
Fun fact: James Pond 2 was one of the games that came free (as long as you had a subscription) during the free PlayStation Plus membership month deal that Sony used to say sorry for the network outage.
Platoon's Game Over music sounds a little upbeat, considering the theme...
JadePharaoh 3 weeks ago
James Pond is great Zeta once you get around finding the hidden stuff like wings, cars, baths, ect to help you out as well as cheats by collecting stuff in the right order like at that intro bit you can pick up the stuff in CHEAT order an it will give you 20 minutes without getting hurt.
If you jump up then press down you have this cool tin crusher move which will kill stuff in less moves.
wrestletube1 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from ZetaPlays
When Extendo-Penis Man has one life left it should be his middle finger up.
Raynelm 4 weeks ago
Platoon on the NES - literally so bad it gives people PTSD.
pwninator345 4 weeks ago
"You're History" I resent that implication.
STRING3R 1 month ago
James Pond is one creepy mother fucker. Look at how he looks at you when you keep losing his lives. 11:00 11:40 12:00 I'm going to have nightmares of him raping me with his extendo penis.
ThePancakesGuy 1 month ago
20:17 game over we have your money so what are you going to do now.... bitch!? i think thats what they wanted to add but they had to ship it out anyways to meet the movie deadline.
warlord2080 1 month ago
Zeta you are an excellent volleyball player. Did you play in high school?
Wesker0o0o0 1 month ago
I find it hilarious that in Platoon, the guy stands there for a few seconds before the Game Over screen appears, as if he's thinking, "oh wait, I'm supposed to be dead."
D2RCR 1 month ago
For those unfamiliar with the film "Platoon" is based in, it's about soldiers in Vietnam doing drugs, raping girls, shooting innocents, fragging the guys on their own side, and self-wounding so they can be sent back to the US.
Shame Zeta quit before getting to THOSE levels in the game.
RobTFirefly 1 month ago 2
What the fuck is this, what the fuck's going on in this game, I just got a star or something and a penguin too!
This game is remembered through the power of song.
Headbanger696 1 month ago
Cock Lover,You're History!
Shotgunryugan 1 month ago
19:55 suprise tea bagging.
Puddimans 1 month ago
Isn't it only 3 touches in volleyball??
Urpuss 1 month ago
08:40 volleyballs inside this room... dejavu
kinmanyuen 1 month ago
Gotta love them cock lovers.
kronokrosss 1 month ago
This James Pond seemes to be more zoomed out...but still the same game.
Verrie77 1 month ago
Why the hell is the player so LARGE? I see so many pixels at 420
Squallboogie02 1 month ago
So are fun packs just the usual reviews grouped together?
b00rk 1 month ago
ones too short to stand on their own
ZetaPlays 1 month ago
Not a fan of 'super zoom camera work'. It doesn't even do anything positive for the game, as far as I can tell. Perhaps, if it was more R rated then G...and then, it becomes a team of men. NEXT!!!
Well, I wasn't expecting _that_...
jupreindeer 1 month ago
It was nice to see the old extendo penis joke and bear song revisited though and I played that Platoon game when I was a kid and its just as bad as I remember it.
arklon22 1 month ago
Holy shit.....it's been almost 2 years since Extendo-Penis and bear hell.
WonUhp 1 month ago
Finally! Animated Robot Unicorn wheel spin! Funny, I was playing Robot Unicorn Attack for the first time in a while the other day.
Also, ironic that Robocop appears right after the game that features the Robocod.
LockeMuhe 1 month ago
Oh my god robot unicorn
pythor2 1 month ago
Dude your Level Design comments made me almost piss myself.
neojake999gamer 1 month ago
"That one guy" Zeta mentions at the start refers to me, the official Mascot Whiz™! The longest appearance drought now belongs to Hardcore Ocean, who most recently appeared last June.
SamuraiSam 1 month ago
First of all no Hardcore Ocean, and no SEEGAAAA sing along on the damn James Pond game? What a Fun Pack rip off
DanZero77 1 month ago
I would pay a billion moneys for a special olympics sports game.
MrRudy6437 1 month ago
Fun fact: James Pond 2 was one of the games that came free (as long as you had a subscription) during the free PlayStation Plus membership month deal that Sony used to say sorry for the network outage.
Can't say James Pond 2's much of an apology game.
RynoZodiac 1 month ago
James Pond 2 looks like it was done a little bit better than James Pond 1.
Like, a very, very slight graphics and sound card improvement.
Introbulus 1 month ago
RynoZodiac was right.
green929392 1 month ago
@green929392 Damn right I was!
RynoZodiac 1 month ago
Platoon for the NES: Because 8-year-olds should suffer from PTSD, too.
Lycanthrokeith 1 month ago
What if the game was made by women?
BrawlYoshi 1 month ago
Robocop song still rocks.
Blueman15432 1 month ago
Platoon is oddly reminiscent of Gilligan's Island.
justdrop 1 month ago
Both James Pond games you played are the exact same game with subtle differences.
D2RCR 1 month ago 11
I think the James Pond game WAS the same one, just on Genesis instead. And probably slapped "2" on it to fool people or something.
PegasusBrill 1 month ago
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Introbulus 1 month ago
@PegasusBrill After checking the site, this James Pond is the Genesis version, and the other one is the SNES version. "Super James Pond".
Introbulus 1 month ago
Zeta, you made the right choice ending Platoon when you did. Once you finish that stage, you enter a terrible, terrible FPS stage.
Ephidel88 1 month ago
zeta i love all your videos but it would be great to see some other plays of other games like you did with 'The Bastion'
masterzork42 1 month ago
Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears.
MeAmUsedEr 1 month ago
That Volleyball game hasn't the slightest clue how the points system works for Volleyball.
BreastsInspector 1 month ago 10
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Zeakol 1 month ago
Maybe it's weird Japanese rules.
MWaser 1 month ago
@BreastsInspector actually it does for the time it was made in, they changed the rules to rally point a few years back.
JTLosttt 1 month ago
@BreastsInspector Well it was before 1999 when this game was made. So it wasn't up to date with today score system.
AdventCloud5 1 month ago