HASTILY MADE CLEVELAND TOURISM VIDEO

[airplanegod]

At least it's not Detroit!

[erikcharger]

$14 million!? and THIS is the video?

[3ryanandwendy]

Thank god I,m not an amish like the rest of you



[pinpoint45]

@3ryanandwendy HA im not amish, i just live next to a bunch of them.

[JonDeth]

Watch the REAL Cleveland promotional video. This one is a deception.

You get here and realize wow what a sloppy fucking mess!

It's douchebagland. Downtown is designed for loitering black people and yuppie douche bags with yuppie douche bag bars.

Imagine if they decided to clean up and reface East L.A.........

[BLoNY100]

@JonDeth LMAO just like buffalo

[wagerman55]

ALL I HAVE TO SAY #23 KING

[bigdaddymatty17]

This is pretty good. Cleveland does have a nice looking downtown.

[Stealthkilla1376]

First video I have seen with more dislikes than likes.

[greend614]

There is NO way they gave you that much money!!

[sinosibathala]

sounds like bad porn music. lol

[PGH15]

I heard cleveland is worse than detroit

[jland904]

@PGH15 Cleveland is bad but not as bad as Detroit, Detroit is bigger than Cleveland and has much more poverty and crime

[alex111053]

Wait until it gets dark out. Then you will regret coming to Cleveland......

Seriously

[mike3180350]

i love Cleveland 

[abztract1]

LMAO @ "Dont knock it til u try it!" LMAOOOOOOOO what is this ? sushi? LOL

Oh yeah, Cleveland is like a dead fish!  get it now!

[kenealy13]

What did you do with the other $13,999,750?

I heard Cleveland's largest export is crippling depression?

[mscocacola24241]

y talk trash about WHERE U STAY? Try makn a difference atleast ur not doin it any favors! CHECKOUT MY WHIP 4CLEVELAND

_"CLEVELANDS NEW DIVA"_

[ballrub]

too bad the corruption and alot of the blacks and white trash hillbillys,lets not forget the mexicans trashed this city.....sad.......both sides of my family are from there.too bad the animal garbage made it unsafe to even drive through.scum.

[pbchrist]

they even have what looks like culture.

[pbchrist]

this is the video that was approved by their chamber of commerce. it makes cleveland look like an actual city. how cute!

[TTtonicTT]

@pbchrist DRY!!!!!! lmao

[MrFlorida2020]

cleveland is not that fun i live there but it is cool at times

[PRODIGY12489]

false advertising

[kobebeef415]

the sun is out 3 times a year.....i bet i took a year to get the footage of the sun out in Cleavland

[petedavisuk]

19 People work for Detroits Tourism Board

[SteveFromISS]

Cleveland looks depressing. Even saying Cleveland makes me depressed.

[GeneralThieu]

Cleveland is alright but its one of the poorest cities in the US.

[bluesgurugod]

"Progressive Field" - LOL!

[bubb95]

Ok I've looked at all these videos battling it out and to be honest Cleveland does look a bit tame, but you have one of the best hospitals in the world and none of the claustrophobia or insane traffic of other cities. Looks alright.

[pat442389]

u forgot the lyrics its ok i know them

come on down to cleveland town everyone

come and look at both of our buildings

watch our river catch on fire

the waters so dirty all our fish have aids

we so retarded we think this is art

come on down to west st

its perfect if your a doushbag

hahahaha you idiots should stop making videos showing us how pretty or whatever cleveland is, no 1s going there and just realize that that video was genius

[JSRFfyiGUM]

@pat442389 Apparently you don't xD. Uhhh You like totally mixed 1 & 2 together... Lmao.

[LaDutchess00]

@pat442389 we are so retarted that we thing think htis is art lmfao! that shit was funny

[alszemez]

that was gay you didnt even make fun of cleveland

[Xombie2011]

wow, way to steal the description from the original.

[CodeDarkBlue]

and now lebron even left

[CodeDarkBlue]

this is not an accurate picture of cleveland. you took all of the good little snippets and included only all the best parts from the best angles, which arent even that cool when u actually go there in the fog and gloomy weather and pollution and run-down buildings and bad neighborhoods and crime and...well you get the idea.

[prack1975]

our main export is crippling depression

[supersoulty]

The worst part about this video is that it came out a month AFTER part 2 of the more famous version. When I first saw this, I assumed that part 2 came out as a parody of this HAHA. Even in attempting to refute the other video, they confirm all that it said.

[blmazzolini]

but no one ever say "oh yeah my city sucks too." no one ever says "well every other city sucks just as bad." look at the real picture people. chicago is way more polluted than cleveland. miami's crime is higher. and well, now all of the south eastern beaches are fucked. so cleveland is poor? ha ive seen more homeless in downtown cincinnati in 3 years than i have in downtown cleveland. so i really think everyone needs to shut the hell up.

[DandyKoufax]

@blmazzolini Okay, but the point is in spite of Chicago's high air pollution (although the streets are spotless) and Miami's crime rate, Boston's population of New England sports fans et cetera, they all have tons of tourist attractions, art museums, busy music scenes, gourmet food, quality sports teams. Cleveland is polluted, foreclosed, poor and there's NOTHING TO DO.

[blmazzolini]

you know what i love? everyone from everywhere other than cleveland saying how much it fucking sucks. well listen up. i lived in cleveland for 17 years and now ive been livining cincinnati for 3. ive been to new york, chicago and baltimore. and know people who've lived in detroit, miami, LA, boston, ect. and you know what? im so sick and tired of hearing everyone say, "cleveland fucking sucks. theres so much crime and pollution and their water is contaminated and they're poor"

[grlgotgame00AF]

@blmazzolini I completely agree! finnally some1 sticking up 4 cleveland!!

[notBMW18]

what is the name of this song? it's really cool

[jesselakerr]

"Were Not Detroit!"

[LetsGoFalcons2010]

This video about Cleveland portrays Cleveland as a great American City. i see Cleveland has so much to offer from sports to museums to great architecture to many festivals and even great music. I haven't visited Cleveland in over ten years and it’s a city I would like to visit again in the future.

[Acheronian23]

Cleveland so blows! You should have shown the real streets of pollution, drugs, litter, etc. You know, the REAL Cleveland. This tape just shows the very few places worth seeing IF YOU LIVE AROUND THE CORNER, nothing worth seeing if you aren't from here! Trust me everyone who thinks you should knock it before seeing it, KNOCK IT ALL YOU WANT! THE CITY TRULY SUCKS!

[Acheronian23]

Cleveland so sucks!

[Brownstown88]

great video, i love Cleveland!

[jsmitty227]

@TheFryingFish Fuck you, dude. If you're trying to defend Cleveland, then YOU are the dumbass. I've lived in Cleveland for the past 10 years. It's a shithole. BTW, nice hat in your profile pic. You look like a hand-me-down version of the front man for the Spin Doctors, you lame piece of shit.

[sakura1406]

HEEY YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE SUN!:D

[jsmitty227]

No offense, but this isn't anything too spectacular. $14 million for this?! There's no way that's true. If so, then this is why the city of Cleveland is broke. It's like a rich kid...it doesn't know the value of money. I could have made a better video for the cost of food, gas, video camera, and editing software.

[xpxzampop]

hahahaaa

[xpxzampop]

wow looks nice!

[Smb081985]

@xpxzampop wait till night fall..then you will regret coming to cleveland

[Cenaman911]

@Smb081985 shut up dude cleveland is good treat it like you treat your town.

i hate people like you. Regret that to Moses Cleveland.. Hes gonna get mad

it took a long time for cleveland to get builded you know

and if you dont like it. why wont you say 'I do not like Cleveland' and i wouldent even be writing this! so just walk away from this and we wont have a fight! alright?

[ELITEMETALBEAST]

@Cenaman911 haha builded

[cookiecache2]

This still isn't helping your plight.

[iamhassword]

"economy based on Lebron James"

[timmmahhhh]

I've tried it and I don't knock it. Cleveland really is a nice and beautiful city. Greetings from Chicago area.

[hsthompson00]

where would this city be with out lebron james ... his contract will be up this july .(sing along)."~~~now what the hell is this city gonna go through ~~~how the hell are they gonna sell tickets ~~~next thing you know the cavs move to oakland~~~this wouldnt happen if it wasnt for micheal jordan~~~that jumper at the buzzer over ello ~~ now our fans our buying crack by the kilo~~~ yeahhhhhhh

[fallingwalls1]

the cavs would sell tickets with or without lebron.

the browns games still sell like crazy

[romo3418]

what song is that from?

[PivotOK]

Cleveland.. under construction since 1869... so polluted all our fish have aids... come see a river that catches on fire :D

[FavouriteStorage03]

@PivotOK 1868*

[42Osublime42O]

@PivotOK its 1868...

[TheJUnit1]

@PivotOK why did yuo copy that from bishopvids' hastily made cleveland tourism video?

[neogeon]

now that parody looks alot funnier when I've seen this.

[awesomow]

Cleveland is beautiful

[missaquaboogie]

cleveland looks happenin' lol not as happenin as my citay. gonna be lots of riding...and am talking about bulls that is.