Dog gets denied and pleases himself

[DuckyDucky2000]

Thats once in a lifetime vid

[alternity28]

0:34 That other dog's like "Fuck that! I'm outta here!"

[alternity28]

0:34 That other dog's like "Fuck that! I'm outta here!"

[LDFischer1990]

Now it's done. I can die now.

[hentaipanda07]

After thousands of years of evolution , the canines have finally mastered this technique humans have been doing for centuries ! Thank gawd for opposable thumbs !!!

[Quesha301]

lol wth.....tht dog said fuck tht...ima please myself. tooo funny

[CIKABAJA75]

ahahahah, listen to the evil laugh at 0:22... guy that is taping becomes horny at the end, listen to his uuh uuhh ;)

[st911000]

.....makes me feel superior lol



[divyanchris]

its better with the snowflakes :)

[armaggedonized]

LOL, why the fuck am i watching this?

[natalia9316]

OMG!!! I have never seen anything like that! :) Thanks for sharing it! :) LOL!

[ninjaigloo]

OMG tht is the funniest thing i hve ever seen lol thts funnier than wen they hump the air

[JustinsHQ]

Omg lmfao!!!!!! I can't stop laughing, I'm lucky I can type without looking..quick call 911! Lmao

[JUNIIT]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[lilkid88]

well he had to get rid of his boner somehow...

[monkfistlust]

that's hysterical  he looks real happy after

[cronikproductions]

Nothing gets billy the dog off more than hot bitches at the park.

[ExPlOdEmAnX]

and that kids is how u jerk off......

[blackeroni]

can`t you guys tell?they were obviously going to cumshot.

[pacificyellowmermaid]

disgusting!!! never saw a dog doing that yuck

[JokahhsGrin]

"Hes g...I think hes a gay dog" lmaoo hysterical and that laughh

[MathiasAass]

watch at 00:35

[KICKIN56]

LMFAO

[bobbygirl54]

Omg I couldn't stop laughing

[ChaudhryTyagi]

he was in a hurry to catch the Metro

[MegaCritic23]

Reminds me of my honey moon...:-(

[rdscks]

Tosh.0 needs to see this

[ratbuddy1]

Reminds me of prom night :-/

[darkangelofhell101]

HAHAHAHA ROFL HAHAHAAHH omg lol

[xps229]

smart dog

[CresseliaandShaymin]

O.O Animals do the weirdest crap....

[Pwnzistor]

@CresseliaandShaymin Humans do weirder crap

[CresseliaandShaymin]

@Pwnzistor I agree completely

[MegaCritic23]

Lmao..Now that was some funny shit...

[geccosgurl]

This is the funniest video ever lmao I love it

[abner212002]

holy shit batman

[hellobrahh]

Doggie style :)

[truthseekers666]

I Rofld

[touchmyself2much]

It's an amazing video, thank you for liking my comment!

[FucKatiee]

the other dog is like WAT DA FUCKK...

[ingramsmarius]

LOL oh man... Doggie said fuck it! I'm going solo!

[Relaludy]

oh man, that's so disgusting X-(

[JackoxelMAtrixo007]

pervert dog

[SandraStar14]

@JackoxelMAtrixo007 hahahahahhaha thats funny

[BiggestChelseaFCfan]

eeeeeeeew he got sand all over his........

[blabblab1212]

When you gotta have it, you gotta have it!

[halfmanhalfcool]

had to search this after watching "Due Date" lol

[RealRapMusic187]

It was jackin off after a rape fail

[juelio12311]

wtf

[hikuai338]

now ive seen everything.

[PriusRider]

well they do not like gays in texas. the dog would probably been shooted there.

[simpleagony]

@PriusRider

Please don't post anymore. Your redneck grammar makes me want to shoot you.

[PriusRider]

@simpleagony fuck off, yankee. I got dragon skin vest and lots of weapons!

Well, i kill u, than call police

[xyxstradus]

Smartest dog ever.

[TheSiftonStrangler]

Harvey Keitel in Bad Leitenant

[deeprose4]

Wow.  Just wow.

[PRed4t0R11]

lol 0:31 loud ass laugh xD

[Pinkbumz]

THAT is crap funny!!!!! i wud of sed that is KAK funny but not everybody understands south african talk, CAPE TOWN to be exact...i be representing!!! ('',)

[suprninja]

Is that not where kids will play :P

[ozzybungle]

Lucky Son of a Bitch! Can lick it and toss it!!! Wish I was a dog....

[pielord01]

Best vid ever

[Mr02703]

OMG!!!!!

[nyxong24]

Animals have needs too. They get blue balls i'm sure. Too funny.

[metaldonut1214]

Someone should post this on a pornsite saying its a hot chick masturbating

[BrokenTVink]

thats fucked up!!! funny thing is your probably the first one to ever get this footage. like finding a rare bird, jerking itself off.

[56jmoney]

That's not horrible. Walking away with blue balls - that's horrible. Do what you have to do.

[marwah809]

When they mate does it tickle??

[UnsmilingPickle]

WTF?!?!

[greasey10]

lmfao

[rathofluna]

OMG

[companioncubelove]

That's...Wrong!

[mmmmmarcus]

LOL that terrier has this look like: "Man wth are you doin, man!?"

[RGA54ETYHA5YH]

i feel gay.....

[Bbeastmo69]

Hahahahahaha... Wait is the other dog a guy?

[Bbeastmo69]

Wait is the other dog a guy??? Lmfao hilarious

[citiboy150]

hey at least the trainer taught him that no means no unlike most dogs

[ShakyShakyC]

wow!! dogs can masturbate!!!!

[kynigh]

LoL the camera man made ir even funnier

[SirSmighty]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS TOO FUNNY!

[camca1000]

That's nasty

[Sargpeip]

lol xD

[maggot666now]

i'm suprised at the dogs balance lol

xXx

[donnabellez]

o_0

[DreadedHell666]

WTF THATS HORRABLE

[zedword138]

the evolution of masterbation

[Anikan1005]

That dog is masterb***ing

[andreshidalgo]

the funniest video I have ever seen on youtube :P

[Wombcoon]

°_°

[Bohochique1]

LMFAO..

[Pinchysandcrab]

Yep, my gal left me too....but WE WIN WE WIN!

[ltuomela]

dog is like im doin this dont know why...but im doin it..lol...

[mettalica532]

masturbation!

[weraswero]

Thats a wank dog

[lapo14]

that dog was like "fuck it! i'm about to bust a nut..........maybe if i......oh there we go!"...lmao

[sexyeyez2090]

WTFF!!!!!! LMAO! oh my gosh!

[ilovedmf]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[proatcod]

Haha WTF dogs can di that

[giraffesarefake]

hahahahaha omg omg that is fucking halarious!

[elmopimp35]

rofl

the dog = gay

the Chiuaua trying to get on bulldog =

ACCESS DENIED. ROFL

[Skywalker91]

@elmopimp35 - Rather a Min. Pinscher getting on a Boston terrier (video owner - am I right?), but I guess that's not important. ;)

Hilarious none the less, that is one desperate dog.

[TheDogisTheKing]

smart dog O_O

[darkhunterGPX]

OWW HAHAHAHAHAHAH Thats Hilarious was the dog Wanking back there?

[hectorleon87]

if i had a nickle for every time

[giraffesarefake]

this made me laugh even harder

[lostinkorea28]

Such a dog.....

[ColGuns]

NEVER GOING IN A SANDBOX AGAIN!!!

[CityHunter84]

lmfao @ 0:18

look at the black dogs eyes ahahahaha LOOL

[yannel18]

@CityHunter84 lmfaoo its all O_O lol i love it! haha

[Vashcao]

the smartest dog ever...

[TastyDiscovery]

the dog learns everything from his owner. so we know why now...

[BraveLittlePuma]

i can relate to this dog

[Anicsim]

wtf lol...

[pizzapingvin]

awesome dog !

[LILPUNKRAYJ]

go lil d00d gooo!!! haha xD

[MikaylaMarieh]

omfg xD

[pixuma]

FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I"VE EVER SEEN!!!! LMFAO ROTFL

thats fucking hilarous

[flyforjeroen]

in the begining of the video i tought...Pff thats all..AND then! OMG x_X

[spartin911lol]

well i hope thats isnt how masturbation was discovered

[markvincentlabiaga]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .. nice calll

[wiiboy555]

LMAO

[arroy624]

my dog is doing the same thing in front of the computer now.

[Rzraxe]

looked like a fucking chicken

[touchmyself2much]

So thats how man began walking on two legs!

[jaypee06]

@touchmyself2much omg that comment just killed me ahahahaha

[ghostly1337]

@touchmyself2much LOOOOOOOOOL

[esTebanLRD]

@touchmyself2much JAJJA



[LFLLiberty]

@touchmyself2much LOL, I think you're right!

[TheJboy29]

what the hell did I just watch

[baskervildevil]

i'm thinking the same thing 0_o

[LeaLovesDC]

u dont see this kind of stuff everyday!

lmao

hahahha

[1980wildboy]

i bet this dog is VIRGIN

[133774571C]

That's... extremely impressive, actually.

[CityHunter84]

WTF LMFAO WTF.....wtf?.....just wat the FUCK.

[jammiemead2002]

Never seen anything like it....I had tears in my eyes laughing so hard.

[attractionsaga]

I can't believe there are still things in this life that amaze me.... wow

[foshizzleLOL]

he wanted it and he was gonna get it one way or another!

[nugget1222269]

thats fucken rotten

[WickedTwiztidLette]

omg lol a friend was telling me not even a week ago how there dog jacks off lol i didnt believe them untill now..lmao

[steeler337]

Considering for a second that this beast can lick his own nuts, I find this a complete wast e of time and energy. The dogs an idiot!

[XRandomChicX]

lmao omg wow thats so messed up but hilarious

[Furious1993GeR]

Fuuc***** Shit !!!! Ive never seen anything like that !

[nwill111]

: 0

[Sexisexigurl]

8 O

[somekiwidude]

if you wont do it ill do it myself then LOL!!!

[FlamingNova420]

: 0

[sliverknigth45623]

the dog is JACKING OFF LOL wth worng with the dog lol xD

[Aimesime15]

OH MY GAWD THIS IS SO FRIKIN FUNNY!

[code999999999]

rofl this is the funnest vid i have ever seen in my life

[lr94rrcc99]

lmao omfg thats f*kin halarious

[adampwnzu]

lmfao hes liek if u dont wanna do it with me ill do my self.

[BrandonPaintballer]

Ive never seen a dog do that!! LMAO

[hansja112]

thats so ugly eew !! xD

[thatdancekid940]

lol he said im fukin getin plessure dam it

[EzE3000]

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[DaMan1125]

Wat da fuc!

[smooms1]

=P this is soo funny

[DevilBoi69x]

lol. hilarious

[motoxfinatic]

wtf laugh is so fuckin stupid 0:04 so stupid

[AleksM1991]

baahahahah rofl... jacks off right in front of the other dog

[lilmissprincess200]

he got denied....haha haha.......it is so funny what he does when ever he gets denied

[bonitachika792]

lmfaoo! Oh my god!

[lildubisaacs]

lolz that shit funny

[Mathayaaaa]

hahaha thats one horny bastard

[grayce13]

lmao horny dog!!!

[luv2ump]

the chic at the end of the clip says"that's disgusting".WTF is so disgusting? your mate does the same thing when you don't give him some.

[Bradleighkid2]

That was on RudeTube lmfao

[WeIrDo21310]

wow...he didn't even last more then a min

his future wife is going to be dispaointed :/

xD

[Supawafleboy]

wonder who he learned that from fagget

[FightingwithoutMercy]

What-The-****, That has no idea, how could he(?:D) do that :o

[fireandeaths]

You know it would be alot funnier if i didn't hear the little kid laugh..i dont think they should have let her see that.