when u just broke up with your girlfriends, the ONLY thing that could get u up next morning is the ONe and ONLY Chris ROCKS>>>!!!!!! long live chris...we need u more man..!!!!
yeah, goddamn people who believe in soul mates should ignored. most of those girls who believe in finding the "the perfect guy" will probably end up spinsters.
well he is fucking right.
litklika 7 months ago
I'm one-half of a perfect couple :) My girl and I have gone on double-dates and couples end up breaking up :P
AthlonCAP 8 months ago
Same @SelenePalemoon, BUT still funny shit.
MrReggaRocker 9 months ago
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marvelous211 10 months ago
Lies!! I found my soul mate!!!
SelenePalemoon 10 months ago
when u just broke up with your girlfriends, the ONLY thing that could get u up next morning is the ONe and ONLY Chris ROCKS>>>!!!!!! long live chris...we need u more man..!!!!
awalktoremember82 11 months ago 2
yeah, goddamn people who believe in soul mates should ignored. most of those girls who believe in finding the "the perfect guy" will probably end up spinsters.
crazydancingpoet 11 months ago 3
Mexican and Racoon?? hahahahaha
tenola5 11 months ago 2
fucking and eating thats life,,,
zacklvc 1 year ago 2
my mom and dad both like Seinfeld and Wu Tang bahaha
tatertotter808 1 year ago
she a black woman ,hes a black man = omg lmao smh
aylix89 1 year ago 20
2:05 is so fucking true
bindeho83 1 year ago
0:19 is funny and so damn true hahaha
325cool 1 year ago
Everything he's saying is true. I don't know if it's funny or sad.
Dresden1065 2 years ago 45
Foshow!
ToeProductions 2 years ago 5