DONT HIT ME THERE!! (1.25.11 - Day 635)

[CTFXC21]

england has marmite not vegimite 

[HPSauceist]

I feed vegimite to my dog all the time...like you feed peanutbutter to your dogs...on a knife..

[AllHailKingSpaztic]

Alli: Absolutely not.

*takes a bite*

[PixieChix66]

You think he is over the flying yet? lol

[LtLman22]

@PixieChix66 Lets hope so, lol

[yaypinkeye]

love the thumbnail

[itsmedee1998]

THIS MORNING MY WHITE DOG FROSTY DIED AND MARLEY REMINDED ME ABOU HOW HE WOULD BREAKDANCE LIKE THAT

[Huladancer]

I'm determined to catch up on the videos before the weddings...this is gonna be a close one.

[eatmarth]

chuck norris jokes existed before fourchan... I know cuz I was telling them while I was in third grade which was like 2003

[TheFashiongirl05]

i love the classic and romantic background music for the intro

[princessjpen]

Y are us Ausies the only ones that like veg

[PinboardTV]

Absolutely not.

*Takes bite*

[sarahjohnston16]

hahaha alli says absolutely no and then shes eating it lolol

[AwsumPeeple]

alli: absolutely not

(next scene alli taking a bite)

[HPSauceist]

VEGIMITE IS THE BEST...you poo!

[sophied6294]

the outro is SO english haha love it <3

[CTFXC21]

@sophied6294 you are English are you

[sophied6294]

@CTFXC21 yes...

[Lewlew066]

rawr

[ILOVECHEESE0012]

God can walk on water Chuck Norris can swim through land

[stardiva0492]

this video made me want toast so badly i: paused the video, got up, got bread, put it in the toaster, danced around a little while it was toasting, spread butter after it popped up, and now i am back sitting down ready to eat my toast and finish the vlog lol.

[wwedx121]

Alli: I dont wanna try it! (tries it)

[sayan3wade]

CTFxC FTW!

[Halo2grunt]

I like the outro

[kixxification]

so many videos left Oo

[CallMeAndyx3]

Charles of Zoey is 5.. shes older then youHAHHAHHAHA CTFxC <3

[Starlightdivashena]

Do u guys ever notice when Charles drives and the camera is in his face his eyes move alot.

[Cookie4cora2lee]

In late 2005, Norris became the object of an internet phenomenon known as "Chuck Norris Facts", which document fictional, often absurdly heroic feats & characteristics about Norris. The phenomenon originally started with the "Vin Diesel Fact Generator", & Chuck Norris Facts were created as a by-product, often using the same facts featured in the Vin Diesel Fact Generator. In time, Chuck Norris Facts became popular, even more so than the original Vin Diesel Fact Generator. Wikipedia

[NickMcNack]

lmao! I'm in tears from Charles saying "Its got turkey in it so it must be good!" hahaha!!

[Vacre7]

When Charles starts talking at 11:17, he sounds like Freddie Wong, who has a large youtube channel (freddiew).

[HaiHanoc]

cool must see facebook trick /watch?v=Fd0di5HFboY

[aNoodleThing]

when you were talking weird you sounded like the plastic santa clause in santa clause 2 haha

[ibraheem456]

did anyone remembers when did christine made that voices when they were in the car?

[lei90784]

@ibraheem456 its just from the previous day.almost at the end of the vid.

[JtwLyrics]

@ibraheem456 day 634

[katamari4life]

more robot voice!

[Stefkarl]

haha christine should do the "bad words" all the time :D

[calmyourwhoremoans]

lmao @ Charles creeper voice

[nosmohttff]

If Chuck Norris hit's the Water, Chuck Norris dosen't get wet, the Water get's Chuck Norris ! XD

[nosmohttff]

You should come to Norway, we have like 7 feet of snow ! XD

[JPa311979]

If you put darn it on bread, it still tastes like o boy 7:06! Very funny!

[MisterHellberg]

you sound like dan brown when you that

[househasshow]

the outro: good idea/concept/style but I don't like the guy's voice he needs to work on his singing but think about it, he put effort and time into making it so he deserves getting used at the end

[househasshow]

5:29 yeah it's kool Alli, as long as we get to see more of you and I love the close ups bc your eyes are beautiful

[stevenw520]

/b/

[iceskater204498]

lol "absolutely not" next thing u know shes trying it

[chinesedude001]

how old are you?.....like 25+ year old and never seen snow falling? xD

[Why416]

@chinesedude001 I've never seen snow in my life and I live in Australia

[internationaleds]

the outro is somewhat....gay

[17hockeyking]

boring

[TheLawliet1]

on the 25 which is the vlogs day was my birthday yay!

[Sanguinis666]

11:17 BretttheIntern impression? Charles says "Delicious" exactly like Brett

[soccerisverycool]

EPIC OUTTRO

[darkraven1414]

Chuck norris jokes were originally Mr. T jokes which I think is better

[TechForReview]

Best introooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv­vvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[bexbbz1]

OMG !!! wheres your hat dude ??

[69southpole]

Lauren looks like Kailyn from teen mom2. At first i thaught it was her haha

[flamingpinatas911]

at 4:30 it says New City, NY That's where I'm from!!

[keepitcoolx]

char, someone needs to send you some marmite, good old british version ;) i might go and have some now actually!

[tinker1007]

@its1tym4urmind lol i got u dont worry XD

[NDL1999]

Chuck Norris upper cutted a horse in the chin the decendents where called giraffe's

[black5kat4]

my dog has a crush on zoey <3

[QueenAwesomenes]

you stoled our geeses!! we want 'em back! it means warm....i miss warm. now we here in the midwest have a freaking foot of snow!?!?!

[pinkpop21]

THOSE ARE SOME TALENTED BITCHES <3

[HeyMrAlexander]

u sound like fwong lol

[tartysalamandor]

Wow it's bizarre to me that some people haven't seen snow/ snow fall. In Minnesota we have several feet of snow on the ground!

[JoseLSU]

What size are ur tunnels in mm??

[ryan1991622]

YESSSS!!!! you used her voice for the bleeping! WIN

[IMyFriendAmMe]

nawww silly American :) (im joking so no Trolling) dont know how to spread vegemite :) someone send some marmite? :D

[keepitcoolx]

@IMyFriendAmMe marmite ftw!

[IMyFriendAmMe]

nawww silly American :) (im joking so no Trolling) dont know how to spread vegemite :)

[pipster06]

I'm glad you guys don't have an advert in front of EVERY blog anymore, it's so annoying!!

[notquiteaprincess]

mmmmm... marmite on toast ^_^... im hungry now.. lol

[pinkee0707]

Now I wanna try that Stuff. Haha

[JJR234]

I wanted to see him get kicked him in the nuts >:(

[AjTheCapuccino]

i don't know what others think about it but there should be an intro just like the one in the beginning

except there should some rain and then the TV blows up, and then there is electricity coming out of it and intro done!

[2008PS3]

chuck norris can tie his shoes with his feet while hes wearing his shoes.

chuck norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own hands

chuck norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise

chuck norris can sneak into a room with 4 people, make eye contact with all of them and sneak back out without ever being detected

thumb up if you like so others can see please.

[Egahm23]

april 20 wedding!!!!

[The1994KoRn]

Lol keep on clicking 9 xD

[Saskifried]

Chuck Norris jokes are funny because even if you hate or like Chuck Norris IRL, the jokes still work.. One becomes a funny praise, and the other a sarcastic, "ya right lol" insult with the intention of making us laugh at the premise.

[retnav2002]

here is a Chuck Norris joke:

Chuck Norris was once invited to a birthday party

Norris dared one kid to suck one kid to suck all the helium out of the balloons

This kid today is know as Justin.

[lifewithmesarahmarie]

Haha! Charles if you talked like that in the vlogs I would probably watch them at least 5 times each haha.

[lifewithmesarahmarie]

HAHAHA! I love Christine's(is that her name...?) lol, voice instead of curse words.

[t687]

Oooh I like the outro

[superphillies18]

just dont break the lightbulb or else you could die. no lie. the gas dosnt disolve in the air and it poisons you

[killerdesouza]

MARMITE!! UK FTW!

[dohman220]

10:16 ... Chuck norris is no joke

[MoaBe5]

I love when people talk like you did in the end, Charles! So YES! You should talk like that more often :D

[MoaBe5]

What if there was a way to pack things by just saying an item out loud and it appears in the bag =D

[live2dare]

omg *facepalm* really u think they cant land a plane in snow charles ... -_- lol :P

[mrjohnconner5]

cool outro

[jtaylor1981]

Hey guys...where does Alli get the "I'll feed ya baby bird" thing from? I want to see the real thing b/c its so funny when she does it.

[TheRadBoys]

@jtaylor1981 Daniel Tosh-Completely Serious. I fed you baby bird

[DaChiKeeZ25]

I laughed so hard because you guys put "Darn it" and "Oh Boy" on instead of Alli saying shit. Please, please keep doing that kind of stuff. Soo funny.

[Milandingans]

kind of diggin the new outro

[DJjizzle2811]

O boy!! ha ha! kinda like the chilled outro!

[RD9411]

finally an outro i can sing in the right key :p

[SpiritxRS]

'Date of the wedding' - FINALLY <33

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CLICK HERE ;)

[98anguyen]

Mike Hunt



[jonas2836]

"some talented bitches!"

[Tristin1356]

Holy dang he looks like KassemG

[BoxOfExplosions]

the old intro was much better. just sayin'.

[RosebonboM]

LOVE THE OUTRO SONG!!!!!!

[cpower111]

ive been to china

[Raymond193]

I like how Marley does this Ninja thing and Zoe rolls over

[ajmaatos]

charles you should dye your hair black. like black black.

[BabetteGadellaa]

Sexy talker <3 Facking zieke Outroo !

[YouCantClickHere1]

CLICK HERE ;)

[ThisConnor]

ya

[niquilnumba2]

How did you guys train zoey and marley to do those tricks ?

[cristofoco]

more vegemite!!! hahaha i "glob" it on :D i love love love it!!

[EnjoyDallen]

I feel so cool...I just watched this vlog with my Internet Killed TV shirt on...WIN

[fa6118]

Anyone know what weather app he used to check what the weathers gunna be like in NYC?

[Hangcat]

@fa6118 If I'm not mistaken I think it is "The Weather Channel" app.

[fa6118]

@Hangcat Thank you very much!

[dopekidzsteez]

11:24 marley is the doggy version of chuck norris

[FlareShift]

you charles, i'm really happy for ya, and i'm gonna let you finish but.......crap, you ARE the greatest vlogger of all time....

[kittyrill]

lol allie..."NO absolutley not!*nibbles*"

[HeffernanProductions]

those "click to download" ads are strategically placed by the company that is renting that ad space to trick people to click on the wrong download button. you can usually tell which is the real one based on it's proximity to the file's name, and whether it has a box around it. google (the company that is probably renting out that space) doesn't care how the companies use their space.

[x0Demyx0x]

Oh, nice, Marley! x3

[TheSuperstar3361211]

Waz up wit the stoned singer

[wnlb53]

they used to make chuck norris brand toilet paper but it got recalled because chuck norris doesnt take shit from anybody

[martinis9678]

LOVING the new outro ^-^

[iDrew3]

8:18 is where he turns off the camera to beat her so she will try the Vegemite!

[SuperCatSara]

The voice over things are hilarious

[gabbygurloya]

Charles u have to watch quaritine PLEASE

[rocketdog19]

YOUR UPLOADING DOCTOR ZOMBIE ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!! :)

[NiboJibble]

What's with the new outro? :D

[XforeverlongingX]

@NiboJibble stop complaining

[NiboJibble]

@XforeverlongingX  When was i complaining? - -

[XforeverlongingX]

@NiboJibble bout the outro

[NiboJibble]

@XforeverlongingX i wasn't complaining... - - 

[RealAly]

be dinosaur --- rarr :D

[BlueCoffeeDK]

I think the CHuck Norris craze is from Will It Blend?'s episode where chuck norris wont blend with their power blender that blends everything else...

[jxoch]

chuck norris never wins, he just allows you to lose... :)

[gangsta50205]

i really like the new ending song. mellow and cool.

[arumdance]

the reason for the ticks/ fleas is usually lady bugs. they cause fleas / ticks most of the time.

[HAMPSTER122]

shitttt .. the two most thumbed up comments are .. 71 and 17 ;)

[Janetfsho]

The outro is weird hahah

[YouCantClickHere1]

CLICK HERE ;)

[R0s3101]

chuck noris went to my church in oregon....GO DAMASCUS!

[KooKooFrankawoo]

Alli has the prettiest eyes ever.

[MrIchewstraws]

Charles! They are not Chuck Norris jokes they are facts!...

[patrickgreendog]

I think Charles should do a scene every day jn that funny voice. Thumbs up if u agree

[imagonnaeachyou]

thank you for being the first person that I've seen eat Vegemite the right way and not just glob it on a spoon and eat it :)

[crazycomic]

@imagonnaeachyou He did eat it with butter...Not just the Vegemite alone.

[ashleyfromcali]

10:46 - 11:31 I could NOT stop laughing! :D hahahaha

[forkandahalf]

it was 2 degrees in chicago that day and it was brutal

[Bluekiba]

Someone needs to make a nightvision mode on cameras

[PolkaDotiess]

"And i don't know why im getting all weird right noww. :D"

[Bildo1989]

A small jar of Vegemite like that will probably last me a week or two! But I must admit, I grew up on it and love it by the spoonful. Keep with it - it's an acquired taste!

[Peiazjaeh]

chuck noris  pulled the plug on egypt's internet service

[bxr122821]

I lost it at butt juicing. hahaha

[MitchellTom7]

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

[cocobella89]

charles always opens things with his teeth.

[rogelio121000]

"its wet why is it wet?" thats what she said!!!!!:)

[MightyLimper94]

Space space space I hit space with my right hand.

[davewinst1]

Nothing against you but why do I need to watch you going about your everyday business, this is sad.

[RunzDMC]

@davewinst1 here is a hint for you... you don't!!!!!!!!! oh man why did I need to read this comment? I didn't! see how that works?

[JoshAlfred27]

watch?v=4Z9WVZddH9w#

ZEITGEIST MOVEMENT -- BEST MOVIE EVER

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CLICK HERE ;)